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Comment on: Squiddy's Sane World

Fun quotes

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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 12:09 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Here's another:

from Conan O'Brian [paraphased]

"James Carville compared Bill Richardson to Judas. I guess that would make Bill Clinton Jonas because he got swallowed by a whale."
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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 3:03 PM BrianR writes:

Hahahahaha, JC!

And here I always thought Monica was "pleasantly plump".




Welcome back, Squiddy. You have been missed. Hope things are going better.

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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 3:37 PM SquiddyPopPerkyJean writes:

JImmyC, Brian

Good to hear from you guys. Jimmy, as usual, another funny one!!

Anyway, Monica was merely 'Rubenesque.'
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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 3:41 PM ShiningCity writes:

Brian

for clarification, it's zaftig.

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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 6:49 PM BrianR writes:

Well, on match.com

they call themselves "statuesque", "buxom", or most commonly....."voluptuous".

Well, when I was younger, Marilyn Monroe was "voluptuous". So was Sophia Loren; Lollobrigida (have I dated myself yet?).

Nowadays, it seems it's more descriptive of Roseanne Barr. At least per my match.com experiences.

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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 6:50 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Squiddy

What does he mean? The world is flat as a pancake, otherwise my golf ball won't stop. I don't understand these science types at all.
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Wednesday, April, 02, 2008 6:56 PM BrianR writes:

Ohmigod! I forgot "curvy"!

"Curvy" is another biggie on match.com

I've come to learn that "curvy" means "shaped like a beach ball".

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Thursday, April, 03, 2008 8:48 AM The Crawfish writes:

I guess

all of those actual SCIENTISTS are flat-earthers....

Bri, at my first duty station, we referred to them as Whidbey Whales.
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Thursday, April, 03, 2008 12:23 PM Virginia Daddy writes:

Enjoyable

Hope all is getting better at home.

Keep laughing!
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Thursday, April, 03, 2008 8:39 PM jevica writes:

BrianR

When you say "descriptive of Roseanne Barr" the word beast comes to mind.

If remembering those women dates you I'm right with you, or a little more.
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Saturday, April, 05, 2008 6:55 PM davecatbone writes:

Squiddy

Thanks for the smiles, glad I stopped by!!!
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Monday, April, 07, 2008 12:21 PM Peppermint2 writes:

Squiddy

Hope all is fine with you and you're well.

I enjoyed the article and some laughs. I especially liked the last line about these two boxers, BO and Hillbilly "uniting" us all. What a joke and really hilarious.

New "funny" article up at my place when you get the chance. I guarantee you'll get some smiles from it.
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Thursday, April, 10, 2008 6:44 PM Greg England writes:

Shameless plug for my blog

Why not print lots of money like they do in Zimbabwe ...
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Friday, April, 11, 2008 5:42 PM Greg England writes:

Update

I have re-written my blog now so that it makes sense.
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Saturday, April, 12, 2008 2:28 PM Greg England writes:

Flatness

An Inconvenient Truth did NOT mention nuclear power.

If one's worldview consists of dire consequences for humanity unless CO2 emissions are drastically cut ... and yet one doesn't talk about nuclear power 24/7 ... then all that demonstrates is that one is an insane liberal.

Why should I even begin to take algore seriously?


PS: The earth isn't a sphere either, it's an oblate spheroid. And space is curved.
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Friday, May, 09, 2008 2:32 PM Apollyon67 writes:

Now Thats funny

I don't care who you are. Thanks Squiddy!
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