Legalize Slavery Now!

My monitor shattered from it.

Satire is not suited to the dim-witted. ;-)

Neither are facts.

...or did soothsayer just say he doesn't get satire?

You've done better LD. The open advocacy of slavery is tough to attribute, but if you had settled for indentured servitude...

soothsayer: "A word of advice, Satire is not suited to the dim-witted."

...then please do not attempt it, leave it for the pros like LD.

i venture a positive suggestion. Slaves should be selected by skin color. A montage of pigments could be made, and the selected melanin range estblished each January by random computer selection. Any child born in the winning range would be put up for sale. Imagine the relief of parents to know they had a chance of avoiding all the complcations and heart ache of raising a child. Obviously, great care would be necessary to avoid chicanery and cheating as unscrupulous parents attempted to beat the system. Naturally, we must be wary of unintended consequences. Its entirely possible abortion rates might drop, as parents hoped to save the cost of an abortion by winning a spot on the melanin list.