Obama’s Short List for VP [satire]

Love the scuba gear. That was too funny.

I think Rep Cliff Notes would be great. He sounds like really good "Organizer." But, of course E. Knee Miney is in the running too.

Funny you mention the Veep and the Pres. I responded to a blog post by "Andrews" saying how great Obama is that he should hold both positions. Wow, bing...bing...we may have a winner.

This was classic. Very funny. Keep it up!

irreverent- (Ted Kennedy, he of the "tumah") as the besotted VP...that's perfect.

BTW, thanks for stopping by my page, and for your welcome juxtaposition to Chad's comment on my piece. I was losing faith in my abilities (meager as they are).

By the way, is he available for speaking engagements?

If OB has both responsibilities, he can talk with himself, get council from himself, and support himself. After all, no one else is qualified to converse with HIM, only HE can understand the nuances of his thought process. Can't you just see him swapping caps in the oval office, mumbling to himself all the while?

That comment was totally uncalled for - I noticed that there was no link back to him so he was apparently just a troll. It was a worthwhile post didn't deserve such a crappy conmment.

The agent says "Mphatically yes," he is available to Swahili-speaking audiences.

chicken whisperer? Hilarioius. I enjoyed this immensely, keep up the good stuff....

I am with you. I can just picture the convention.
The lights are getting ready to go down and become dark. The audience will will all hush, and the announcement for VP will happening. The band will start to play and out comes....Barack Obama. The one man show. Not only President, but VP. Thecrowd roars....there is loud cackling in the background...a woman's voice.

(Please note to audience, even though Bill Clinton has refused to leave the stage, he is not the Vice President.)

Either he chooses himself or of course he could choose Michelle. I can picture the cap swapping. Hey, that would make a great Saturday Night Live sketch. Send it in.

Well, okay. I need to contact his agent to sign him up.

In the meantime, here is a small bio on Mfume:

Mfume Mfumoo is an Mmigrant from the Mmerging country of Mobo Tutu south of Botswana. He Mmbodies the Mmphasis his tribe places on the Mmulation of their Supreme Ruler, Mubarack Mubama. He came to the U.S. as an Mmeissary of the Supreme Ruler to lobby for Mmore Mmoney.

I will be waiting for the agent's contact info.

Good thing I put down my soda before reading the bio. That was too funny!
"He came to the U.S. as an Mmeissary of the Supreme Ruler to lobby for Mmore Mmoney."
Classic!

Oh what a way to start the day !~!I am roaring laughing in spite of watching a hurricane approaching!!
This post is priceless!! Hope it gets on the "best" list.

The funniest part is Caroline Kennedy serving on the vetting committee. Oh wait! That parts true isn't it? HaHaHa!

Good stuff. Maybe Obonga can find ANOTHER empty suit such as himself at Men's Wearhouse.

No Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?
Isn't the Obamessiah supposed to have 12 disciples?

Hope Fay stays away! I'm glad that someone else thinks some of my satire is funny - it's fun to write. Thanks again.

I'm still trying to figure out what qualifications Caroline has to vet a Vice Presidential candidate?? Do you know? Maybe, being a Kennedy, she's been trained on hiding skeletons in closets?

I'm told that Men's Wearhouse doesn't carry suits that are empty enough for Obama, you have to go to Metrosexual's Wearhouse for that.

While Jesus needed twelve disciples, Obama only needs half as many FTE's or six to accomplish the same miracles. At least that's what he and his followers think - how arrogant.