Obama, the O'vorka, and John the Conqueror root

how the public can be so mesmerized by words but ignore actions and truths.

Sign me up for crate of that gel. I am a horrible orator and can use any "magic" help I can get.

Our population is rife with dumba**es. They are blind to the truth because that would mean that they made a mistake in voting for D'ohbama.

Dunno about the gel - it smells like a bunch of soiled diapers have been allowed to "ripen" for a week or two. We've already signed a contract to use it for skunk repellant (skunks barf when they smell it).

I am not sure where these zombies are coming from. If one more person tells me that we need to "increase revenues," I am going to scream. It's taxes, but you say increase revenues in CA and they all believe it.

I guess we now need an O'vorka czar!

comes closer to explaining the Obamabot phenomena than anything postulated thus far.

love his shell game. They're awe struck; dumfounded; mesmerized. Obama the Conqueroo holds them in his spell while he plays cruel tricks on them. They'll probably still love his majesty even after he crushes them with taxes on cigarettes, booze, sweets. chips and everything else he can think of.

BTW, I'm trying to imagine Obama with Garlic, a big sweet potato and other trinkets hanging from his neck. Now that would be a site to see.

Another fun (but true) post.

I agree with your statement: "Our population is rife with dumba**es. They are blind to the truth because that would mean that they made a mistake in voting for D'ohbama."

The most hopelessly stupid person is the person who will not admit they made a mistake.

Brother do we have some hopeless people in this country! In the last election, most of them voted for O'Vomit. Quite frankly, most of them live in large urban areas. No rural redneck would believe this male bovine feces. They have too much sense (even if they are rednecks).

Great article! O'vorka? Who would have thought it? I believe I will buy some more guns and ammo. But I realize the ammo must be silver tipped to take care of these zombies.

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Great name you gave him, Garnet! Good, pesky blog! prezboy read a speech well in 2004. The Dems finally had what they needed to win the WH. A young, clean, articulate guy who can read a speech! The results are happening before our eyes. Nationalized banks, auto industry, forced bankruptcies, hiring/firing CEOs and boards, nationalized health care, dissing European allies, and reaching out to Muslim extremists. And a fawning, swooning, suckup media who believe prezboy is gawd. Remember Peggy the Moocher? She told it like it is ....

I recall the Seinfeld episode, and it was a great one. This is a fantastic analogy. I usually eat something with garlic in it daily, maybe that's why I wasn't affected. Doesn't explain my wife, though. Oh, yeah, she's in the NEA, and I believe they gave out O'vorka IVs...God help us all.

Revelations is playing out JUST LIKE THE BOOK. Look at the threads. NO defense of Obama's Policies, just DEMONIZATION of the opposition.

What we need is a conservative Republican with a "vorka" of our own - something like a "Svorka," the lure of the sane. It's about time that some sanity were introduced into our political process.

it makes about as much sense as any of the other theories. It's GOT to be something like a vorka - nothing else explains how his followers forgive him for EVERYTHING - he can do no wrong. All the while he's trashing the capitalistic system, the economy, our armed forces, our relationship with our allies, etc., etc.

The guy is an egomaniacal, narcissistic, anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-unborn, under-achiever with few redeeming values. He can deliver a speech (as long as TPOTUS helps) and that's about it. He has NO business being in charge of the United States.

the "smell test" as a candidate - that was natural, his O'vorka scent - if only someone could get close enough to drop a garland of garlic, etc. over his head before the secret service guys wrestled them to the ground. It would be immediate - his O'vorka would dissipate and he'd be just another loony democrat - without his Messianic powers.

Country blog - just didn't have the time to leave a comment - will do so this afternoon.

Mistakes? When have the dems EVER admitted a mistake? It's not in their genes.

Glad I bought all of my firearms when prices were reasonable. Good luck finding ammo. I would like to have a few more .45, got plenty 9mm and .357. Academy has been completely out both times I checked last month.

D'uhbama," that's more accurate. But I was channeling Homer Simpson at the time. The LSM (Lame Stream Media) is still covering for him. I guess they'll do so until their viewers and readers are completely gone before they'll wake up (too late). I can't remember the last time I watched a network news show (xcept Fox) and I cancelled my subscrition to the Dallas Morning News earlier this year. Don't buy Time or Newsweak, etc. anymore either - you just can't depend on them for an objective, unslanted, report of anything related to D'uhbama.

Your turn of phrase is superb, here. Unfortunately for the Obama-ites (and us by extension) even this will not penetrate the fog created by the O'vorka. There must be something short of starvation, homelessness, and the inefficiencies of a National Socialized Healthcare System that will cause them to think.

has infected my computer, Garnet. I posted a comment at about 2:20PM and it would not take.

How do I rid my computer of this infection?

Great post. You are creative and speak much truth via your wit. You must be a hoot in person.

that the RNC is raising funds to pay for a nationwide seeding of the atmosphere with garlic salt in hopes that it will dissipate the effects of the O'vorka.

infected all of TH for a time this afternoon. I too had trouble - with the language filter admonishing me for using the word "pass" and the abbreviation for Secret Service "SS." That was apparently the "Assvorka" variant up to mischief. But, fortunately, my vorka-ware suite quaranteed the malware and once again, I am clean.

was infected by the Assvorka vorka this a'noon and though I posted a reply to your comment, it just disappeared into the ether. That Kavorka episode was one of their best - I always liked Kramer.

That's unfortunate - seems like I had some pithy comment about the O'vorka IV but don't remember what it was????? A very senior moment.

got "et up" by the Assvorka vorka this a'noon.

How does one defend D'ohbama's policies - the only way is to lie and lie some more. I wonder how D'ohbama would last if the LameStreamMedia all-of-a-sudden began reporting truthfully?

What happened to your thread? Who crossed over the line? "They" are out to get the Pesky Truth!! Where is it?

I don't understand your comment (maybe I've fallen victim to the O'vorka myself)?

Do I recall this from a Seinfeld episode? Good piece Garnet, as usual...

Kramer had the Kavorka and caused a nun about to take her vows to fall for him - all women who came close to him were overcome by the Kavorka! What D'ohbama has is like Kramer's Kavorka on steroids.

Damn good post. Good comedy ALWAYS has an element of truth to it.

Always good to hear from you. You're right about haveing a bit of truth - but this post is all about truth - except maybe the part about the O'vorka vorka.