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Comment on: AmeriRants

Oh No He Didn't!

6 Comments
Tuesday, December, 11, 2007 9:17 PM Madeline's Dad writes:

You clearly found..

One of my old yearbooks, AmeriCat.

Ironically, that photo was snapped in 1984, the season prior to my massive weight gain. The ladies did enjoy rubbing exotic oils all over my splendid belly, causing my left leg to twitch uncontrollably.

I miss those days.

By the way, in the picture above, me and my teammates were gazing at the "training table" buffet, made up of pig knuckles, mayo sandwiches, onion rings, and diet coke.

Mmmmm. Mayo.
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Tuesday, December, 11, 2007 10:24 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

What's the matter...

...M's Dad, embarrassed of Your calfs?
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Wednesday, December, 12, 2007 6:39 AM Madeline's Dad writes:

those aren't "calfs"..

they are "bulls"!
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Wednesday, December, 12, 2007 6:40 AM AmeriDann writes:

He must have...

thought that the black socks made him look slimmer.

As far as this:

"The ladies did enjoy rubbing exotic oils all over my splendid belly, causing my left leg to twitch uncontrollably."- Madelins Dad

eeeew, now, now that's just plain ol' gross.

You made up for it with the pig knuckles though.

Mmmmmm, pig knuckles.
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Wednesday, December, 12, 2007 10:37 AM Madeline's Dad writes:

I forgot to mention..

The "WB" on my helmet stands for "Whhhhooo, Bacon!", and the "MH" on my pants means "More Ham"

The guy with the black helmet was on "Special Teams", if you get my drift.
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Wednesday, December, 12, 2007 1:12 PM AmeriDann writes:

Heeeyyyy...

I wore a black helmet when I played.

Heh... I'm special!
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