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Comment on: Random notes

Reality Check?

10 Comments
Monday, September, 22, 2008 3:45 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Reality Check # 1

I am an interglactic alien and I first came to earth as Elvis Presley. I've said it, it must be true.
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 3:58 PM andrews writes:

Boaz

I am not buying it until your communications director confirms it.
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 3:59 PM andrews writes:

Boaz II

Anyway, you can't have been Elvis, as he is still alive in a retirement home with JFK. (Bubba Hotep joke.)
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:12 PM sgt.stryker writes:

Boaz is Elvis

the only proof I have is that I am saying it. I am also saying I am Elvis' communication director, so that must be true as well. There, you now have the proof you need to run with the story.

On a lighter note, great post, andrews.
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:15 PM andrews writes:

bdubya

And since I am now relaying your information, I am a journalist and exempt from McCain-Fiengold restrictions. So now I can say anything I want about elections any time I want! Hurrah!

Oh, wait, if I am a journalist, do I now have to start spouting liberal pablum? And take up heavy drinking again? And believe in Obama and global warming? And divorce my wife for a minor celebrity half her age?

Or do I only have to do that last one once I become a famous journalist?
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:25 PM sgt.stryker writes:

andrews

too funny...and I sense this is headed south pretty quick.
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:26 PM andrews writes:

bdubya

I'm sure my wife will have a response to my comment above next time she reads my blog, so perhaps it is best to cut this one short.
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:47 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Ahem...

...so perhaps it is best to cut this one short.

Isn't that whqt Hillary told Bill?
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:48 PM Gar Swaffar writes:

Also

since my identity is now confirmed, I've got a song to sing.
Off to Vegas!
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Monday, September, 22, 2008 4:52 PM andrews writes:

Boaz, or should I say Elvis?

Well, now that I am a journalist, I am off to make up reports and file bogus expense reports. I learned my lessons form that whole Jayson Blair thing. Have to get in my false stories and padded expenses while I can!
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