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Comment on: Greg England ...

Moonbat wisdom

7 Comments

really good one here

would you mind if I stole it and posted at http://www.vajoe.com?

oh boy

these are terrific, Greg. witty cause they're true.

I'm always fascinated that some folks think that:
man is an animal
they have no problems with animals acting naturally
BUT
they don't like it when man acts naturally, ie building gigantic structures of glass and steel and beautiful golf courses for leisure activity;)

Crawfish

The comparisons are my own insights, and they are mostly original so it would be nice for some recognition.

However, I'm not really after fame or glory.

If the posts help to serve the conservative cause, then pass it on.

Mostly original

By mostly original I meant that I thought these things through myself.

I don't mean that I have made connections that other people haven't. And as always, my primary motivations were not to propagate the conservative cause itself (most of my friends are lefties as the cliche goes), but to deconstruct liberalism.

Because in my daily life I have to confront the damage that liberalism has caused to the human soul. Making people afraid, and cynical, and controlling, and utterly faithful in government and collectivist solutions.

It's what Rush Limbaugh accurately called Battered Liberal Syndrome.

Crawfish

Sorry to be verbose earlier.

Feel free to use this blog posting elsewhere, if it helps illustrate the point.

The difference between Reps and Dems

Great list Greg!

Here are some more from a page I made a couple years ago on my site.

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

Republicans employ exterminators.
Democrats step on the bugs.


Democrats name their children after currently-popular
sports figures, politicians, and entertainers.
Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents,
according to where the money is.


Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn,
although there is seldom any reason why they should.
Democrats ought to, but don't.


Democrats give their worn-out clothes
to those less fortunate.
Republicans wear theirs.


Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.


Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga
produced in this country.
The remainder is thrown out.


Republicans sleep in twin beds--
some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.


Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking
but are not successful.
Neither are Republicans.


Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans hang them on the wall.


Republican boys date Democratic girls.
They plan to marry Republican girls,
but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.


Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.


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Jackpine

Thanks for stopping by. I had a look at your blog ... it certainly is the lighter side of all of this.

Reminds me not to be so intense about it all.