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The 2008 Democratic Party Clinton Tribute, Aug 25-28

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The 2008 Democratic...Clinton Tribute

HILL- arious!!!!!! Great post! There should be a sequel speech by HilBil, "How we managed to hijack the damn convention from the upstart.or HEY THIS WAS SUPPOSD TO BE MY TURN."

hi kevin!

wow, mccain's performance tonight was something! he could even beat the hillbill with that type of thing! wow!!

beltway girl

The more I think of it the more amazed I am by his performance I was so impressed I didnt wait till the end to write a Post LOLOL He ran circles arounf BO with his knowledge of issues, depth, clarity and intensity it was great

neat, i'll head right over!

it really was something. i take back what i said about the less than electrifying john mccain!

beltway girl

This is super. There are so many exciting things to do. Not sure which ones I want to go to. These really are great!
I hope Barbra Streisand sings Memories and we can have a full blown montage on the Clinton years in the White House. Oh, the memories....Maybe we can show pictues of Monica and the way they were....

umm, sue...

beltway girl would like everyone on this blog to know that her real name IS...

MONICA.

laughing...

odd but true!

monica wants you all over at gunny's,

right now, to get hold of a copy of the marx-engels bible.

trostsky

wrote the russian translation.

revenge of the monicas!

never count us out.

as long as i've mentioned my name is...

monica, let me tell you, for quite a while after that bill/monica lewinsky thing, i was unable to tell people my name was monica without evoking some kind of perverse, quasi-comedic response from those who draw upon our politicos' foibles for entertainment value (not directed at sue! this is just in everyday life)...

it really does tell you something about the amount of power/influence both the politicos and
the media/entertainment industry have over our lives. you'd think that-- knowing this-- we'd have perfect role models in these positions, responsible people... instead, we've got bill, john edwards, the "lord of the flies" handbook, which HAD to have found its origin in the marx-engels bible... sigh. bill and john edwards are one thing, but actually having a wacked-out platform is another.

beltway girl

You do have a point about the media/politics. I used to get the same thing when Susan Smith was arrested for murdering her children. People would say off the wall comments to me.

You are actually the second person that I know named Monica.

Look at this great group of people that we have. Not only Bill, Edwards (put this guy in a rocket and send him into outer space - plant him on Mars), Elliot Spitzer, the new Gov of New York, Vitters, etc...What is with these people? Can any of these people keep it in their pants?

And the mayor of Detroit...would someone please tell this guy that he is going down and move on.

Do you notice how when they caught up in a scandal, they never want to leave They want to continue on and on.

the media is just...

delighting in edwards' own self-destructive and generally destructive behavior. but in a way, i almost feel sorry for the media in this case (not easy to do) b/c edwards is just so beyond the pale (did you see that clip on comedy central?)...

you know, you can see an odd one getting in there who does something he shouldn't. but there are SO many of them now. and the entire dem platform is so wacko that it just seems like they accept this as all being part of our grand creation. this is the reason i've got this big, nasty issue w/the dems b/c things like this thing w/edwards is so eerily indicative of where the culture is going if there's no true leadership in the nation. the dem platform seems to be a mandatory embrace of tragedy and disgrace.

So Monica....

you forgot to list the cigar workshop being held in a nearby Holiday Inn.....

laughing, okay...

so here's one funny joke i heard from the days of fighting to keep my first name.

okay, one of bill clinton's aides approaches him at the oval office.

"Sir, the abortion bill is on your desk."

Clinton rushes past him in a hurry. "Okay, pay it."

all these crazy ideas about something

unusual at the dem convention are nonsense!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/08/no_sinkin g_feeling_about_hilla.html

shame on us...

UH HUH.

(some little teeny bopper from jamaica just won a big track and field event, and now she's going goofy-happy and wrapping herself in the jamaican flag. cute!!)

Beltway

Hmmm...the joke!

As for the convention, I better see some drama or this is going to be dull drabble.

I am looking forward to this, "Hillary is not stupid, and neither is Bill, Sabato says, and "they are not going to give their critics fodder to attack them. They will recite their lines and project their smiles. It does not matter in the slightest whether or not they do it through gritted teeth."

P.S. Senator Obama, the Clinton's highjacked your convention.

seriously, i just can't picture this

being your traditional happy tree friends outing for the liberals. i wonder if she's already got the tap for veep.

Pantsuits

I better see some pantsuits flying.

Off the topic, Madame Speaker was asked in the Harper's article if she owned any pantsuits and she said, "NO!"
So, three weeks later she is out there hugging Obama in none other than a lemon yellow pantsuit.

Excuse me, Madame Speaker, Liar, Liar, your pantsuits on fire!

Veep

I don't know if she is the Veep. Is she blackmailing Obama? I am not sure. They keep saying that Obama needs her, but her die hard supporters do not want her to be Veep.

By the way if I was Obama, I would not want her to be Veep. He would have to sleep with one eye open. He would disappear before the inauguration.

laughing hysterically...

maybe the harper's chick (was it a chick?) planted this in nancy's head, and she set her credit card on fire that week at neiman-marcus.

(laughing)... pantsuits rejoice... you know, though, hillary does have some really nice outfits...

and seriously, lemon

IS a really cute color for a pantsuit. and i completely agree, you give veep to the hillbill, you can just stay in chicago for the next four years and hang out with michelle... there won't be any power struggle. it'll be like that creepy cesar romero flick with the undead taking over the town. obama will be hiding down in a cellar someplace...

cigar shop

just added!

additional events welcome.

Good stuff, BG

I came here and started into this post totally innocent and started reading (damn, sure does look like they're giving a lot of time to the Clintons). Well, slow as I am, I finally caught on - that's a sign of good satire, when it just skirts the edges of believability. Anyway, I'm on board now and enjoyed the post a lot. Good one, wish I'd thought of it!!

Bar-B-Que franchise

PIAPS hickory smoked!

but davecat

that could only happen if obama were in charge of his own convention...

garnet/bears hat, sox hat

was hilarious, as is rep cliff notes.

it's neat when people come here so i can zip right away over to their blog from the comment thing. i can't add to this blog roll anymore b/c i'm too technically incompetent. the obama is off to the slaughter on this convention...

Beltway Girl

I do believe it was a chick that interviewed Nancy. Maybe she did put the pantsuit thought in her head. And she was off and buying....

I have tons of pantsuits myself. I went through a phase where everything had to match. Hillary does have some nice outfits.

like, this one's really nice

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandhealth/gallery/2008/mar/17 /fashion.photography?picture=333143564

you know, though, there are not many pics on the web, that i'm seeing, w/her outfits. she has some really nice ones, but they only seem to have the hideous ones... i personally didn't find the wedding dress bad at all. for the time, i think it's really pretty...

gallup

http://www.gallup.com/poll/109639/Gallup-Daily-Obama-46-McC ain-43.aspx

this tracking is aug 15-17, i think. next cycle, i am guessing will show mccain a saddleback bounce...

you know, i'm going to really do an all-out search on the web for nice hillary outfits. seriously, they only show the very worst outfits.

Why she ran for President

By Socks The Cat, PetSmart, 5PM

laughing hysterically...

that's a good one!!

More Hot Air Cometh....

"Former Vice President Al Gore has accepted a speaking role on the final night of the Democratic convention, appearing on the same stage that Barack Obama will officially receive the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination, three sources tell CNN.

It is unclear what Gore will say in the speech or at what time he will deliver his remarks before an audience that is expected to exceed 70,000 at Invesco Field.

The Obama campaign would not comment on the matter."

I wonder if Gore and the Clinton's will hug and make up and UNITY will be felt throughout the world. Nah...

I am looking forward to hearing Socks. Too bad Buddy (the dog) can't speak, but we know what happened to him.

oh, noo...

bad flashbacks to doc steech's blog.

Vice President (senseless) Gore...

i really doubt it

offshore issue has drilled this guy dry now. nogore in '08.

more hot air cometh

NOW Al"GasBag"Gore?????? whos convention is this?? Lets see,Clinton gets her name in nomination, speakers include Hil,Bill, Chel, Al..oh yeah, as an afterthought, Obama. This guy cant run a convention let alone America!!!!!!!!!!!

kev--

there was an article on RCP based on this exact premise. the convention makes obama look incredibly weak, and the writer was in no way merciful. it basically called him a wimp. i still think hillbill may have the veep tap, which will perhaps negate some of that (while opening up much bigger problems for the barackster, i'd say)... if she already has the tap, i'd say that's why he was off his game at saddleback. i mean, let's face it, a hill or gore is this guy's only way to really run the best race at this point, and may be his only way into the white house. but could you imagine the white house with a president obama and a veep hill? she'll have him dressed in pantsuits by the time she's through.

beltway girl

Could be Right, I hope not but I have been wondering also. Donnnt for get Bill. wil be Obama, Hil AND Bill all trying for camera time with Chuckie Schmuckie Cheese Schumer,Al Sharpton!
and Jesse Jackson. I FEEL SICK already

Flashback

Since the Clinton's have highjacked the convention, I wonder if the music in the background will be, cue Fleetwood Mac - Don't Stop...thinking about tomorrow. Oh course it should be changed to...cue Beatles...Yesterday...Of course it will be sung by the Pantsuitettes.

Obama caved to the Clinton's. Not too sure what happened or if there is some black mail going on. But I saw Dick Morris right after this was announced and he was just laughing and saying how weak Obama looks.

As for Gore, I wonder if there will be a rumble between the Clinton's and the Gore's. I hear Tipper plays a mean game of censorship.

sue--

(pantsuitettes/laughing), i saw morris, too, he looked positively giddy. the closer the obamannouncement goes to convention, more likely it either IS the hill or BETTER BE the hill, as it gives a real impression that it is, and that army of pantsuits is pretty sensitive, and won't appreciate having their hopes propped up by the obamaman, only to have a joe biden or reed or judas richardson plugged in as a sub at zero hour. super interesting!

how the dems can blow it

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/22249602/how_the _democrats_can_blow_it_in_six_easy_steps/print

How The Democrats Can Blow It ...In Six Easy Steps

A blueprint for losing the most winnable presidential election in American history

by Michael Moore.

How the Dems Can Blow It...In SEVEN Easy Steps, #7, take advice from Michael Moore.

By Common Sense.

and sue, i mentioned the pantsuit

army on dave's blog. now, i keep thinking of a pantsuit EVERY time i think of either the hillbill, the convention, etc.

i don't know whether to thank you for this or not!! laughing...

Beltway Girl

First off, Michael Moore what a swell guy. I wish he would just go away. Thanks for the link. What a lame head.

As for the pantsuits, they are uniting. See Obama can not even unite his party, but Hillary can get those pantsuits united. I hear hangers clanging in closets all around the US, the pantsuits are ready to rumble at the convention!

sue/so he's announcing veep

saturday at old statehouse where he announced his candidacy, and they're flying together to the convention. it could be anyone. what are all the names circulating? i've got biden, bayh, kaine, sebelius, reed, nelson, richardson, webb, hillbill, gore. i think that's all i've heard, although caroline kennedy has also been mentioned. okay, so i think it's the pantsuit. and if it isn't, he's in a lot of trouble with the reuters poll today.

AHA!!

http://www.thenation.com/blogs/campaignmatters/346742

this columnist also is thinking this might be in the works.

Aha!!

i'm sorry to keep blabbing/but a GIANT

HHHHMMMMMMMM...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/hillary-clinton-pl edged-_n_90697.html

from article, march 10:

In an interview with Newsweek, Hillary Clinton raised the specter of pledged delegates, nominated by voters, switching their votes at the Democratic Convention...

(hillary's words) It doesn't look bleak at all. I have a very close race with Senator Obama. There are elected delegates, caucus delegates and superdelegates, all for different reasons, and they're all equal in their ability to cast their vote for whomever they choose. Even elected and caucus delegates are not required to stay with whomever they are pledged to. This is a very carefully constructed process that goes back years, and we're going to follow the process.

(writer of article in hp) It was only a few weeks ago that the Clinton camp was accused of seeking the vote of pledged delegates. A Politico article in mid February suggested the camp was thinking about the strategy down as the convention drew closer

...

(beltway girl) oh my, my...


OH

REALLY?

http://www.newsweek.com/id/123495

(from article) After the 1980 battle between Jimmy Carter and Ted Kennedy, her chief strategist Harold Ickes noted, the party changed a rule that required pledged delegates to stick with their candidates no matter what. The current rule, adopted in 1982, states that pledged delegates "shall in all good conscience reflect the sentiments of those who elected them." A "good conscience" reason for a delegate to switch, Ickes told NEWSWEEK, would be if one candidate—such as, say, Clinton—was deemed more "electable." If delegates believe she has a better chance in November than Obama, Ickes said, "you bet" that would be a reason to change their vote. (He added, however, that the campaign is "focused" on winning over uncommitted superdelegates "at this point.")

Beltway Girl

Oh I am just waiting for the VP announcement. Ugh! With his rock star status, he is getting ready to announce his opening act. Yipeee! Empty Suits are booging down!

Not sure who he is going to choose. I guess I miss the hoopla over Richardson. Sort of a dud to me, but what do I know? The thing is that whoever he chooses, will have more experience than him. And he will continue to look weak. Just my opinion here.

Super Delegates

Oh those crazy Clinton's have something up their sleeve, pant leg, head band, etc...I would put nothing past them.

I did not get the entire story today, but one of the talking heads was talking about reform regarding the Super Delegates and cutting the numbers down. Did you hear any of that?

BG

Absolutely hilarious!!! Are you thinking of gettin' in on the heavy manual labor gigs?

That's quite a circus they are putting together in Denver. I think I'll wait for the YouTube version. I'm too old to waste a week watching that spectacle.

BTW, MONICA!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!

Beltway girl

so what color pantsuit will Obama wear? Chartruese?

spaying Bill?

wouldn't that be NEUTERING?

Or does Hill now have "them" in a lock box?

laughing hysterically... hey, sue

i didn't hear anything yet about cutting the superdelegates. i'm listening to this stuff about john mccain's houses (i guess that's all the buzz today). it's a good way to try to kneecap, that's for sure. where's the superdelegate thing?

sarge--

(laughing) yep, after the monica debacle, i was happy to go anonymously on the web. good heavens, the jokes, the jokes, the jokes. that girl's life must be like a living hell, seriously, b/c i got the aftershocks, solely on the basis of a FIRST NAME. it passed over, AFTER A FEW YEARS. OMG, OMG is right!!

totally!!

(some of the jokes were pretty funny, though, so it wasn't all bad)

(and sarge--

i am proud to say i have my own power drill! but i'm pretty small, so it's very lightweight.)

dave and craw

okay, you guys, i say a nice mauve or magenta... maybe lavendar? definitely NOT white, farrakhan flashbacks. but the catch on this is to try to coordinate his pantsuit with michelle's outfit.

why spaying? okay, i actually DID insert (ahem) that on purpose. the dems seem to be headed towards complete emasculation, so, you know, hey...

oh, God, the big Denver Adventure is only
(really) three days away and counting. it'll basically kick-off with this springfield thing.

i know the chances of a scuttle are unlikely, but after reading hillary's words, you gotta wonder...


Beltway Girl

I saw the headlines about the houses. I just have not gotten there. That seems to be the big buzz today. I actually found the article with Harry Reid saying how he can't stand McCain providing more entertainment.

As for the Super Duper Delegates, I heard about this yesterday and only part of the story. Apparently the talking head was trying to figure out why Obama would be looking into this, instead of campaigning....blah...blah...

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/20/obama _clinton_looking_to_dimin.html

Beltway Girl

Thanks for the link. I loved the line....suffer some calamity....what? The world sees that he is a big zero?

No wonder he needed to take time out of his campaigning and discuss delegates and changing the status. Of course, I love how he feels it is his duty to bring it up. (from previous article link).

I have to wonder where is Dean in all of this? Isn't he chairman of the party? Is he cowering under the stage. Hey, do I smell VP? That would be fantastic. Hillary over takes Obama and while Obama is trying to figure out what happened at Clinton Fest and he announces Dean as his VP!!!

i was reading that one

that's really an interesting one. so he feels the supers wielded too much power. well, a lot of people were on that bandwagon, i think. is he perhaps doing this with the idea that they could tip his own nomination next week in the back of his mind? b/c they could, if they wanted to. hmm. would they dare at this point?

if he comes up with a kaine, or even a bayh, would some dare not?

just based purely on the fact that it's possible, it can't be ruled out, i think.

2008 Dem Party Clinton tribute

beltway girl I keep comming back to re-read this. this was hilarious and so well thought out! you should write for Leno LOLOL

laughing...

kevin, you're a sweetie, but let's face it, this stuff lends itself towards laughing.

in american thinker, they say the late-night comedians are laying off obama. i can't see why because it's getting simultaneously more funny and tragic by the second.

what the heck are these people doing? i have to admit, though, the whole potential hillscuttle has got my attention, and then, there's the new obama hysteria movement, his sinking in the polls and such. the media is spriralling it, discussion of him needing the game-changer and such. if he picks a kaine, or even a bayh, i think he may be finished, seriously. you know, there was the funniest illustration from american thinker on there today, called HYPE. let me see if i can find it. shoot, they took it off. it was like HOPE, but it was HYPE... pretty soon, if he's not careful on this veep thing, it'll say DOPE.

Beltway Girl

Not sure what empty suit was thinking, but he was harping on this yesterday. Maybe he is afraid that the super delegates are going to turn on him and run.

I love the drama with his VP today. I chose one, but you can't know. Oh grow up. Get over yourself. I keep hearing Biden, maybe Clinton, etc...I personally think Biden would be a bad choice. But, then again, what do I really know.

well, i mean...

sue, i'm sure you know as much as anyone else on here. who do you think it'll be? i have no idea, but it seems like it had better be hillary at this point. biden might not be enough. as you said, the unifying pantsuit... i mean, it could be anyone. why not biden?

Biden - Too Angry

I think Biden would be a bad choice. He is a hot head and has said over and over that he has never had a boss and could not work for anyone.

Clinton could be the wild card, but to me that is over. If Obama had put her on the ticket after the primary he more than likely would have been up in the polls. But, the Clinton supporters (die hard) are angry. The pantsuits would probably get their panties in a wad if she was named VP and then of course the hot pants would join in. They want her to be number 1, not number 2.

I don't see Nunn. He is on the board of Chevron and that is big bad oil.

Anyone Obama picks will outshine by far with experience. And if he chooses Biden is that really "new politician" message he was trying to project?

I admit I know pretty much zero about Kaine and Evan B.

Maybe he will get crazy and choose Bill Clinton, Edwards or Kerry. Hee! Hee!

forgot about nunn and sebelius

there's a guy named john reed, a senator who's a foreign policy wonk extraordinaire, whose name has been circulating. maybe richardson. i still think that w/the scuttle vibe out there, pantsuits really may end up rejoicing... sebelius, if chosen, would become the Other Woman.

edwards. oh, oh. the cheat ticket. gore. the bore, go green, and eat ticket. kerry. the doomed elite ticket.

nunn. hey, nunn? he seems like he could be a helpful addition.

kaine is candidate lite. he tastes great, but he's definitely less filling. bayh is a little more satisfying, but could well be the al gore of the new millenium!

dunno, but this guy's in a corner right now, and i truly believe she's his only hope. kaine is a super blue suicide...

returning to sebelius, as kathryn jean lopez put it at NR, does Senator Infanticide really want Governor Abortion as his running mate?

well, they're the dems. maybe!

Hmmm.....

Is Reed the guy from Rhode Island. I think that is him.

I think that if Sebelius is on the ticket, that could be ugly. She would be considered "the other woman." And the supporters may feel that Hillary should have been the other woman. I also feel that the obortion (doctor) issue may put her out of the running.

If he picked Gore, I would probably just laugh and laugh and laugh some more.

They are the dems, so who knows who it will be. I think that it was lame that he announced that he had chosen some one, but he was not going to say. It seems to me that if it is dud, then this drama will really not mean anything.

"obortion"/sue

laughing... i wouldn't put it past the dems to have a partial birth obortion, at this point.

you're right, this john/jack reed guy, he's a senator from rhode island. i've never heard of this guy. but he's looking like he could fill out the obama resume.

he's obscure. he wouldn't dominate obama like the hillbill would. hmm.

hey, i hear Mad Mac is going to "stake out" the convention this year! good for him!!

if the dems really followed through on their own logic/principles, and applied everyone's own "standards" to his/her own respective practices (larry craig and others), well, then, there'd be no convention. how many carbon credits will it take to set off this convention? imagine the littering!

Beltway Girl

They keep saying the Governor of Kansas is on the short list. I think that would be a complete disaster for him. But, then again, I am not a fan of Biden and think that he would take him down, especially during the VP debate.

I saw this morning about Chet Edwards from Texas might be on the short list. Not too sure about him, but then I read this line and he was a dud in my book:
"Edwards, a nine-term congressman from Corpus Christi who serves on the House Appropriations and Budget committees, is a favorite of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who went on ABC’s “This Week” and said, “I hope he will be the nominee.”

Sorry, if he a favorite of Madame Speaker, then out the door you go!

I still would laugh if they dragged Green Ego Gore out there here and gave him the VP slot. He probably has no time to be VP. He has to fly around in his jet and tell us we are all going to shrivel up and melt away if we don't recycle.

chet, nancy's pet

it'll cuddle him up to nancy, but will it get him to the white house? i still think it may be the hillbill, politico story & all. i find it hard to believe anyone's taking that story seriously, considering the last line of it, which i buy.

An Obama aide said "absolutely exhaustive research was done on her over the course of the 16 month primary. She was researched more closely than any candidate in history."

it's not like they needed a swath from her pantsuit or anything...

oh, God, sue...

chet's being discussed RIGHT NOW, chet nancy's pet, on r limbaugh...

chet/you know, though, in a way

this would be worse than sebelius.

chet, nancy's pet, would be something of a slap in the face to hillary...

beltwaygirl Great analysis of Dem Vp's

WOW great one liners on the Dem Possibilities and all right on LOLOL

I heard a few min of Rush on lunch hour re this guy Chet Edwarsds and Rush says Hillary NOT EVEN VETTED no contacted by CAroline Kennnedy's search committee NOTHING...ZIP What a ZIP on the Clinton's if true

you know, kev

that came from a politico story that i (honestly) view as kind of a non-story. they don't really need to go through the same procedures w/her, i would guess. it's a different situation. but sue mentioned this chet guy, and so has rush, and look at this link:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/V/VEEPSTAKES?SITE=KPUA &SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

=One Democratic official with knowledge of the conversation said Obama told Pelosi recently that she would be pleased with the choice. Other Democratic officials said he was on the short list. All spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss Obama's selection process.=

sue and kev, a good move on his part? i don't think it's as bad as kaine, but i don't think it's going to help all that much... how much foreign policy does he have? anyone know?

beltway girl

While Hil doesnt have to be vetted same way as other VP candidates, they would still need updated medical and financial records espec regarding Clinton's library donors and supposedly that info never requested by BO campaign.

Even tho Edwards powerful in Congres I think nationally would be considered a light weight ticket depending on McCain's pick I never heard of the guy so on info on foreign affairs experience

Beltway Girl

I heard that Clinton had not been vetted. Wow - that UNITY just keeps taking over. What does it mean? Stab you in the back? See how hard I can screw you? Please. NO way am I helping you pay your debt back lady....

I understand that she may not be vetted like others, but still. Oh and who would leak a story like that right before convention. Hmmm....

Edwards is not really on the same page with Obama from what I have read. I don't think this would be a super choice.

Just pick Biden so we can all laugh. Remember when he said President Bush's speech in Israel was Bulls**t? Oh, bring on the hot head.

TERM LIMITS - LETS START NOW!

Off to the Doc's with mom. Will be listening to Rush in the car. Back later on. Maybe there will be a VP by the time I get back.

Oh, I keep getting text messages to sign up for Obama's VP choice. WTF? Get off my phone!

Off Topic

Saw on CNN this morning, they were walking around with Madame Speaker in Denver. Getting all excited and giddy for the big game! I have one thing to say to Speaker Lady, please get a bra that supports your friends in front lady! Come on...you can do it!

Actually, Chet Edward's from Waco

And he represent Pres. Bush's Crawford ranch. Bush is his constituent.

right, appropriations committee

i think. i still wouldn't count out hillbill, though. unless someone actually says steps have NOT been taken to qualify her, and this makes it IMPOSSIBLE to choose her, the story in politico by allen is a non-story. and it may even be leaked by the obama camp itself to make a hillbill tap a real "surprise." this is pretty far-fetched, granted.

wuh-hoa...

http://www.upi.com/news/issueoftheday/2008/08/22/Drift_and_ complacency_are_dooming_Obamas_campaign/UPI-44241219425138/

yup. are chet, joe, timmy, jack, bill, kathleen, or evan going to swing that around? the veep little league team won't make a dent...

oops, almost forgot

NR says a chet pet will make for an unmitigated disaster for obama...

kev--

just saw your note about med records and donors.

wouldn't it be possible they'd already uncovered everything they needed to know before, though?

and i'd say that NOT obtaining these records, in her case, certainly wouldn't preclude her selection. some "vetting" processes end in disaster with veeps, as you can see from mondale/ferraro... hillbill has already been vetted to the fullest extent possible, arguably. i think?

not to belabor this, but

any disqualifying med info would certainly already have been explored in her pres bid, i think. i would think?

beltway girl

LL GOOD POINTS AND U R PROB RIGHT! I HAVE NO SPEAKERS ON PUTOR HERE AT WORK..WHAT'S LATEST SPECULATION??? iS THIS GUY CHET A SERIOUS CANDIDATE??

kev--

his pic is splashed all over every site now. it looks like it very well may be him, and conservatives are licking their chops at the propsition. dunno, i know pelosi had mentioned him, but until sue brought him up, i hadn't known the thought had been resurrected. still wouldn't rule out the hillbill, for exactly the reason that the conservatives are waiting for him with drool hanging out of their mouths... but the prominent networks don't have his face splashed all over the place for nothing, i would think. (not sure, though...)

I heard...

They were saying on the radio that the chosen one said that he is picking someone on "change" and not heavy on experience.

This may mean that Biden is out. I personally think Gov of Kansas would be a total flop, but that is just me.

also, they're speculating that

obama will announce at 4 et, i think?

beltway girl/sue

guess i will find out on way home from work. I lv in 15 mins..

bletway girl

He WOULD want to release name in time for the network evening news tonight

Oh for Pete's Sake

"I won't comment on anything else until I introduce our running mate to the world," he said in Emporia, Virginia. "That's all you're going to get out of me."

To the world. Hey, Obama you are not king of world. You might want to introduce the key to the United States of America. Please go to Europe and never come back.

Beltway Girl/Kevin

I got a last chance text message to sign up, so it may be coming soon. You do have to pay. I think they still have me on record as a Democrat and that is why they are contacting me. So much for privacy with my cell phone. Hmm...

I heard that he was calling all of the "losers" today that were not the chosen ones opening act.

Nice slap against Hillary. I think I smell rumble with pantsuits and hot pants to boot. Okay, capris!

wait, the hillbill

was in boca (think it was boca) w/obama yest campaigning. now, today, she's in her home state of ny. i think it's hillbill.

hmm

well past 4 et now. still nothing...

Maybe

Maybe it will be 4:00 on the west coast?

Good One

I asked my dad who he thinks the chosen one will pick, he said Caroline Kennedy. Oh good grief! Or he said Mrs. Edwards. Please!

He is leaning toward Edwards - Texas guy.

could be

maybe i got the time wrong... but you know, i've been thinking about biden's line.

"i'm not the guy"

to me, that's the clearest sign it's her. a cutesy line from joe biden, child of the seventies.

my God, it was original when norman lear used that punchline. but now, it's about thirty years old...

hmm.

BG

I have an last minute prediction on the VP in a new post at my place. Stop by and see I'm right. LOL!

BTW

This is just to put you over a hundred on this post.

sarge, i am

absolutely DYING to see who you've got on there. coming right by.

STILL? this is not lotto

will someone please tell sen obama that this is not lotto?

Beltway, LMAO

That was too funny girly, girl

If Pelosi could walk with this BEAR she would run for her life.
Alas, I would be off the endangered species list in a minute.

(conservabear, laughing)

conservabear, you'd be awfully convincing. you or one of your furry kind ought to start protesting sen. obama's lotto!

WHAT DO WE WANT?

GROWL!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

GRRROWWWWLLL!!!!

BG I'm Apoplectic with laughter

What do we want GRW-OIL when do we want it
GROWL-STERDAY.

Oh and She's too skinny to feed to my dog.

Beltway Girl

I have to say that I am over this. Mr. Arrogance dragged this out too long. Take your text message and go.
With all of this hype, is it really going to be a big "Wow?" I doubt it.

I did hear some talking head saying that it was ridiculous of McCain to wait until after Obama announced his VP pick and he should stop playing games.
Please someone tell Obama the difference between the pot and the kettle.

Did you see?

Fox News, CNN, AP, MSNBC, all have announced that Joe Biden is the VP candidate.

Well...

I didn't get it right. Too bad, since I could have gotten another good post out of getting it right. HaHa!

All that hype for BIDEN???

So now the dems have their very own "wrinkly old white dude". I was really hoping he would take Kaine of our hands here in Virginia.

look, sarge, cheer up!

and everyone else on here, too.

okay, so what if we didn't guess right as to who it was. i thought for certain it would be the hillbill. why? because this guy's not going to make it to the white house any other way. and you'd like to think he knows he needs her on the ticket at this point.

i still believe that he really needed the hill on the ticket. i think this guy's candidacy is now completely doomed, and it's his own doing, unless she DECLINED the position, not wanting to attach herself to his mess any longer.

so we shouldn't be downhearted today! seriously. what we're looking at here, now, is a failure to communicate (laughing). a schism the size of a midwestern state has opened in the dem party, and this has to be the ONLY reason he selected biden, a friend to the hillary camp, and someone who seemed less than enthused about even taking this post w/obama. no one could have pulled this off, at this point, but the hillbill. it's too far gone in the polling for this time of year. the #s are a VERY bad sign for obama. biden has some star power, he is in with the crowd that we've heard the whispering about in terms of a scuttled convention... he does bring a lot to obama, not not enough. he doesn't bring the votes he desperately needs, and now, they'll quite possibly go to mccain. even if they don't, obama is going to lose this election w/o someone of hillary's power and stature, and biden has some of it, but not enough.

sarge, my deepest

condolences that you must retain... citizen kaine.

sue, kev, sarge--

i can't picture the pantsuits rejoicing over this scene. i'm watching obama introduce biddy now.

good article today at RCP about how he played this too safe. i agree, all this hype over biden?? i think he's in the process of losing the general right now.

Beltway Girl

Okay, so I heard rumbling in my closets and the pantsuits were none too happy.

I just think all of the hype and fizzle...fizzle...Joe Biden.

I think we knew he was not going to pick Hillary. I think she is getting her claws on right now and ready to attack.

I have read that she was never vetted (nice slap in the face), then I read that she said she did not want to be vetted unless she was going to be chosen. So, who knows?

Do see Unity any where over the horizon? No, I see DIVISION big time. Hee! Hee!

Can hardly wait for the three ring circus to start!

sue, i admit it

i really did think it WOULD be the hill. why? best option available. maybe the only option that would result in actual victory. the polls are unfamiliarly close. really a good idea to just ignore the hill, after all the votes she raked in? really odd, and just kind of bizarre w/that politico story about the vetting by allen. at first, when i heard this story, i just rolled my eyes and thought, oh, come on, she was running herself. the process has to be different. plus, i mean, candidates in the past have been destroyed with a not-fully-vetted veep candidate, so i would think it wouldn't preclude her. but after seeing the obama take a pass on a sure bet, you gotta wonder about this now. it's incredible to me that she didn't get the veep spot. i enjoy the politico a lot, and am really riveted by that story now.

the point you've noted, though, about her NOT WANTING to be vetted is a REALLY interesting one, and quite possible. would the obama want to come out and tell america hill took a pass on being on his ticket? how would THAT look? and there certainly wouldn't be any paper flying in that case. hmm. THAT wouldn't be leaked, not by either party in the dispute.

it all captures your attention, and i find it strange to watch. now feeling real sympathy for the hillbill, especially after seeing that no one in the media will acknowledge she has some nice outfits (and i'm not kidding), you do feel really bad for her.

what might really be going on here, though, is that she feels he will lose, and is biding her time. not nearly as sympathetic. just smart.

more and more, i'm thinking she would not take the spot. had it been obama's decision, some counterfeit paper would have been flying.

in any case, it's an unmitigated disaster for the dems.

Beltway Girl

No Hillary here.

I guess I go back to when she suspended her campaign. Dick Morris was on O'Reilly or H&C and he was explaining how the Clinton's think long term. He was explaining how Hillary wants McCain to win and Obama to lose and in 2012 she can come save America and of course the Democratic party.

Of course after the McCain win, Hillary would be standing in the shadows saying, "told you so."

I am not sure why Obama chose Biden. He is a senator and I thought a governor might help him more. But, Biden is nasty and that is about it. There really are no states for him to carry. Oh wait, they keep harping on his PA roots. Yes, and he moved to Delaware when he was 10. To me not a lot of bang for your buck.

Now I think that Obama did not want to touch Hillary. First off, lets be honest, Bill. And number two, they would pretty much take over. Maybe Obama did not want to go through all of that. But, I do think that Obama and the Democratic party have under estimated the Pantsuit brigade big time. I don't think they realize what they are in store for in Denver.

Between the pro Hillary/anti Obama groups and the group with the petition demanding that she is VP. I am not sure what this circus is going to be. Just that it will be a three ringer!

PS

I lived in PA until I was 7 and my dad was transferred to CA. Do you think that I could carry PA?

(laughing)

look, let's pretend you're a barack dem veep candidate, and i work at MSNBC. you just told me that thing about PA and CA. my analysis would be that you could carry PA, CA, the rustbelt, the sunbelt, the bible belt, and your own school books. and a one-hundred-pound weight.

(MSNBC: michelle says no bill clinton)

right, well not THIS year, anyway.

you know, isn't this bizarre? DNC Productions is responsible for marketing BOTH "The Bill and Hillary Show" AND "Barack and Friends." but they can't get them on the same ticket?

let's unify america?

Laughing Back

I guess since I would be on the Obama ticket, I can't carry the oil belt!

It would be nice to hear the conversations that are going on behind the scenes. You know must be strange that you are a putting on a convention for your party and all over town you have protestors that are against your party. Hmmm...

They were listing the other day on TV all of the protestor/pro Hillary groups. Who knew? There are tons of them. I think they should all wear Hillary masks and pantsuits and march down the street to the convention hall.

The UNITY of this party oozes every day, more like erodes. Dean (scream machine) was on something this morning talking about how great everything is going to be...blah....blah...Does he even know where he is?

(laughing, oh dear God)

a masked, pantsuited hillary horde, marching through denver.

Hoorah! Hoorah!

hey!

that could end up looking like the opening ceremonies at beijing...

Beltway Girl

I say put on mask, slap on the pantsuit and rumble.

By the way did you see the idiot protestors? I thought they were supposed to be peaceful. Loved all of the nasty comments geared toward Fox News. They are so biased! Oh and NBC/MSNBC is so fair, that is correct, fair towards Obama.

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