MANGLED MICHAEL KING OF FLOP

Liz Taylor was all broken up....but who cares?

I received an irate e-mail from Liz Taylor telling me that I'm an insensitive right wing sicko desparately in need of sensitivity classes for moon walking pedophiles. According to Taylor the classes are given by the president of NAMBLA and an attorney for the ACLU in San Francisco. Taylor said she would pay for all my expenses. I told her I was in ill health and couldn't make the trip. But she persisted and insisted that my illness was psychosomatic and due to my raving anti-Jacko bigotry and that the classes would cure me. I said that a simple kiss from her would probably do that-I was in love with her as a kid. She said first take the classes then we'll see about a kiss.

Can someone please tell me why we put these people up there in the clouds? They are human beings and they have problems.

Yes, Jackson had hit songs. I was not a huge fan, but I liked some of the songs. But he was addicted to plastic surgery and yes perscription drugs. Remember when he went to rehab?

Ugh! We need some other news.

for calling this sad story for what it is. I posted a somewhat similar take last week. I heard a caller to Rusty Humphrey's quote some interesting facts from RIAA...Jacko wasn't in the top 10 of most recording stats, and not even in the top 5 of black artists, if I remember correctly. Yet he is getting more coverage than the Pope. Sad, but increasingly typical.