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Comment on: Peppermints Place

Juliet Smith's Diary Part III

24 Comments

Pep

For someone who is in major back pain, your creative juices are functioning quite well!

This gets the academy award! Who will be the producer?...:)

Sheila

Ha! Ha! Yeah, I don't know where this is coming from. I guess all that ibuprofen is the culprit.
Tonight, my back has not been hurting me as bad, but I didn't try to walk my dog tonight. I kept thinking if I keep walking it will get shaken back into place, but I think that is the wrong way to go about it. I've just been resting it tonight with plenty of advil.
Now, I definitely have to have a conservative producer. No liberal would ever produce this one.

Peppermint

Outstanding work! Keep it coming.

You have an amazing talent. You need to get paid for it.

Peppermint

YOU ARE TEASING me with thoughts of Al Gore being staked out, preferably on an anthill, slathered in honey!

DavidMac

Thanks for the compliments. Gee, I'd love to get paid for writing this stuff. Just think getting paid for writing something that gives one great satisfaction, like getting rid of all the slime in this country.

GunnyG

Yep, old Gore with ants biting away at him. What a thought. Can't think of a more deserving person.

It continues!

And it's great.

Only one nit to pick with you, Pepp. The availablity of deer wouldn't be due to animal activists, it would be due to animal conservation groups funded by hunters, surprisingly enough.

Great stuff. Keep it coming!

Shades of Ayn Rand

It is a scary premise but it is closer than the average bear knows.
I believe it will start in the large metropolitan areas with "random" acts of terror, which the government is unable to handle, the media either ignores or blames the terror on us as Americans defending themselves and their homes are arrested and imprisoned. An unlikely alliance of mostly Catholic illegals will take up guerilla warfare in other parts of the country and with their muslim allies expand terror bombings, armed robberies and random killings to a full-fledged war. It will move into the countryside but not real soon as there are folks in the country that aren't going to want a 'dialogue' nor will they 'try to understand' the killers. It WILL one day move into the countryside, but not in my lifetime.

Gunny G

Just bring the Gore to easttexas and lay him
out on the ground and the fire ants will show
him what real globe warming is.

BrianR

You're right, but this is fiction.

Buck

Your scenario is most likely true. Too bad it is, but I believe we already have things going on in this country that is not being publicized. I could name a few but don't have the time at the moment.
Thanks for stopping by.

Fletch

Yes, I have plans for the woman drowning killer in my fiction.
Thanks for coming by and I appreciate your comments.

hiya Pepp!

excellent! i can't wait for chapter IV. i'm on the edge of my seat with each chapter. DavidMac is right, you should be getting paid for this. i hope it gets published somewhere someday.

The saga...

continues, and “how great it is”.

“We give our consciences some respite by telling ourselves we are really only saving them from a far more brutal death from the Muslims if they found them.”

What a hoot, lets just shoot.

““Nan, Nan, you old dog pan” and Nan Nan the Armani suit sh*t can”.

Code Pink, too bad its not pay per view (yet). I'm still looking for “my lost shaker of salt”:
What words works with Hey, hey, ho ho, …? ( enablers??) I liked your line. Gore or Peta, would be a death match with either.

celt

Thanks for the compliments. I just get pumped to write more hearing from you guys. I'm having way too much fun writing this schmaltz.

expressit

Thanks for the compliments. Glad you are enjoying my little work of fiction here. Oh, such satisfaction I get from this. My mind is in overdrive thinking of all the ways to kill off certain characters.

Peppermint

Just think you did not have to use one i.e.d to do it. (OTOH - not near as bad as what is written on the left about Bush or family members.)

expressit

When you come back I have Chapter IV up. I think you'll like the next chapter. You've been included in my work of fiction.

expressit

That's right, no IEDs, just a sharp stick in the eye.

Too cool!

Alright, algore down...pelosi gone...can we form Code Red White Blue? TBTC? Take back the Country? With RWB? :)

Nee

I hope so. We're going to take back the country come he11 or high water.

Peppermint

We have fire ants in Texas (LOTS of 'em).

I, too, would like to see Gore staked out on a nest of fire ants, but there's a problem: I'm fairly sure the rotund Gore has Mad Cow Disease and this would transfer it to the innocent (but nasty) fire ants.

So it's a Hobson's Choice dilemma.

Also, PETA would probably be screaming about violating the fire ant's civil liberties by poisoning the ants with toxic moonbat lard.

DavidMac

LMAO! Gore probably does have mad cow disease now that you bring that to attention. He certainly behaves as if he's mad. Oh, and moonbat lard! You should write a blog. You are so funny.