SECOND INSTALLMENT OF PRESIDENT JESSE NORMAN AS A LIBERAL CANDIDATE

You have outObamaed Obama ... I think. Well now wait a minute ... nah, you have done it and
I am proud to be a supporter.

Let's capture the WH and then -- the world.

Thanx for this, Jesse. You are creative as can be and it is much appreicated.

Thanks for the great compliment about being creative. That's much appreciated. I try. I think Chauncey would appreciate that as well, but he took a turn for the worst. That bean he snorted on a dare went a bit further up his nasal cavity so he should be in surgery now. You'll do crazy things when your blood type is sour mash! Thanks for the comment.

Don’t forget to raise cigarette taxes and encourage Liberals to smoke. After all, they would be lighting up FOR THE CHILDREN!

Well done! You never cease to amaze! In fact, you could probably take your platform, present it to The Green Party (they did run Cynthia McKinney afterall!), get their endorsement and take in enough contributions to buy corned beef to go with your hash!

to work for your campaign here in North Texas (until we become Texico). I was smitten when I found a pork chop in the shape of your holy silhouette.

Garnet "The Spleen" 92.

for someone running leftwards of Barack.

Watch out for point 15 though; some people might say that sounds suspiciously republican. After all, you're trying to force them into a situation they might not be able to tolerate...and that has to be intolerant of you, right?

Geeze...


Ayers as Secretary of Education is brilliant.

Just to be certain, he WILL be telling my son that he should come home and kill me, yes?

Just making sure.

Oh and you may want to partner him with Gore seeing as how 12 year olds know more than 30 year olds. They'd be a hell of a team!

In most liberal states, they ban smoking in just about every public place. Smoking cigs are horrible for you, but smoking pot is just fine and dandy.

I don't think I have to go for the Green Party. I think the dem party would a-okay with my positions themselves.

and I will be reposting a blog I wrote a while back showing my competition coming from the left. it's star-studded.

You can sell that pork chop on ebay if you have a paypal account, since ebay got all greedy and told their sellers "only use paypal, which we own". who knows what kind of dough a pork chop in my image can bring. it must have one big bone.

I'd be very tolerant towards those that do not tolerate things the intolerant government makes them do which they do tolerate quite easily. Who's on first?

No prob calling you a cutie pie. Yes, your son will want you dead if he goes along with William Ayers' program. That segment will be called "no one over thirteen lives unless they are a rabid liberal". Ever see Children of the Corn? Next installment will have my competition in 2012 for the left-wing of this country from celebrities. They figure since Obama won having accomplished nothing, they have a chance as well. Why not? I'm telling everyone. Hannah Montana in 2016.

With due respects to our TH californians, I must humbly insist that California has forfeited it's right to belong to the United States. Back to Mexico they go.

Just waiting for the California Bailout to happen. They have millions of illegals that they can't afford, but still welcome them with open arms. They make their taxpayers pay for everything from abortions to tattoo removal. Yet they wonder why they're running out of money. They personify every state having financial problems. Instead of wanting more money from taxpayers, how about cutting the budget and paying for only things they need? Novel idea, eh?

Jesse, here in Cincinnati we see local tv reports of county and city gov considering cuts in LAW ENFORCEMENT due to budget shortfalls. Nothing more than pure Liberal control of the populace with blackmail. No tax increases, we won't protect you any more. Sounds like the Corleones.

I heard that too. The libs also mention roads as another way of threatening. What really ticks me off is the budget for the roads is so high because they use crappy asphalt that needs replacing every year instead of using something that can last through the winter. "Want good roads?" F*$k you! Get some concrete put down and we won't have to pay for them every damn year. Besides, anyone who knows anything about politics, liberal or conservative in power, most of the money goes to bureaucrats. Not where it's supposed to go. Maybe they should stop giving money to colleges that do those weekly studies on coffee. You know the ones that directly conflict with the week prior's findings? Yeah, that could go too.

is a balm to my frayed nerves Jesse. Someday I'll go to Florida to bask in it.....someday.

This used to be BS entertainment...now it's reality.

I did see the old Reds training park in Plant City years ago when I was there, but wasn't there during the early spring. I'd like to do that too. Florida or Arizona. I like watching prospects and seeing if they're worth the buzz.

It is sad. Worst part is most people are in a slumber over this. Why have a brain if you're not going to use it?