The Environment

I had to go get my electric blanket at the thought of ice water enemas. Brrrrrrrrrrrr ! Then the tought of Cockroaches the size of hamsters....and fart scrubbers......you are just too funny. where do you come up with all this stuff?

Will read more tomorrow. Gotta go get the thought of that enema out of my mind.

Thanks for the entertainment Garnet.

a cool idea!

Truth be told, I’m just 18 months retired from running a software business (with two partners) for 27 years. As you can imagine, human resources software is not exactly chock full o’ humor. So I guess it is 27 years of pent-up screwball ideas that are now oozing out of my funny bone.

My mother (Bobbie) sends me your blogs to read and I really enjoy them. I find it best to laugh at these buffoons and you sure let me do that! Keep up the great entertainment, we can all use a good laugh in these times!

is keep on oozing your funny stuff. With your immagination, I'm sure you brightened up that software business on a daily basis. Funny bones are hard to keep in the dark.

And thanks to Bobbie for threatening you with grounding you or taking away your cellphone if you didn't make a nice comment!

I do appreciate any and all who have the mental and emptional fortitude to make it through some of my verbose ranting! Actually I'm flattered that a Mom would pass my posts along to her daughter - were any words/phrases redacted?

Actually writing satirical bits is so much more fun than writing operating instructions, articles on "balancing your payroll" or white papers on 401(k)s. i'd rather do this.

Mom didn't redact anything, nor did she ground or take away my cell phone. She did emphasize the ice water enema part of the blog for some reason, though.

Bobbie is much too nice a person to do something like that to a daughter. If an "irregation" were necessary, she'd probably use warm pancake syrup. I hear that Nancy Pelosi does the ice water thing twice a day to keep her innards chilly.