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Comment on: From Jesse 'The Mind' Norman

MY 2012 RUN AS PRESIDENT PT. 6 : "THE LEFT DEBATES"

26 Comments
Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 8:36 AM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Jesse

Just out of curiosity, how long does it take for your to create something like this? Well written, etc.

Can’t imagine what the next Part will be …
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:42 PM Eric writes:

jesse

that was hilarious! well done.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 3:25 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Mrs. AL

Usually a little more than a half hour. Doesn't take long. Thanks.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 3:25 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Eric

Thanks. I try.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 4:23 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Really ...

it would take me weeks to come up with something like this. Gonna' keep watching for the next Part!
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 10:54 PM dawndawn writes:

Part 6

I like that Dan Seals trying to be a pbho. Kinda like Sodamn Insane had doubles before he became room temp! Also like Gary Coleman and "banging Mrs. Garret". That is inspired! You`ve got Paris down! Like it that she can`t say teleprompter and can`t read from the television. Very good work, Mind!
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 12:59 AM Garnet92 writes:

Great stuff, Jesse

I love it! I especially love Paris (or would, given a chance). She's such a fun candidate! Paris for Precedence! I'm quite sure that if you blew in one ear, moths would fly out the other.
Funny and creative stuff - do more! Especially do more Paris (or was that do Paris more?)
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 2:53 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Mrs. AL

I'm pretty quick on my feet. You should hear my impressions and the things I come up with on the fly. I definitely can't put them on here :)
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 2:55 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

dawndawn

Dan Seals is one of my favorite politicians that almost nobody knows about. He actually nearly became a congressman just by looking like Obama and riding Obama's catchphrase coattails even though he's done nothing. Nearly defeated a popular republican congressman by mirroring Obama. So sad. Paris is easy to do, in every sense of the word hehe
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 3:01 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Garnet92

Doing Paris more would require daily penicillin injections. She would make a terrific Precedent. I heard she is tired of being a thespian. I guess she wants a man now.
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 4:39 AM sgt.stryker writes:

Jesse

Olbermann and the Glory Hole theme park (and the knot on his head from the oral office)...these qualify you as truly twisted.
Keep up the great work, brother.
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 1:01 PM Bobbie writes:

Another entertaining post

Jesse. Let us know when you decide to to run, for sure, so we can ward off Acorn. Keep it up Jesse.
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 3:31 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

sgt. stryker

You're preaching to the choir, but I have a problem. Last psychiatrist I saw retired at the age of 28. Being introspective, I have to wonder if there was something I did to make her quit so early in life.
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 3:32 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Bobbie

I have these "pet" squirrels here that constantly beg me for peanuts. They come and take the peanuts right out of my hand. I have them trained. I am preparing them for when I do run. They love ACORNs!
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Monday, April, 13, 2009 1:53 PM Sue writes:

Jesse

That was funny! I did like Alec Baldwin's "experience" to be president!!!
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Wednesday, April, 15, 2009 8:54 PM KevInFl writes:

Re Run as Pres PT 6

Amother great installment, Jesse! And you nail Olberman!! hope you kep running and running like Harold Stassen ( ive just dated myself LOLOL) as thisway you will have to keep adding chapters!!! Where's the popcorn? Keep em comming!
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Friday, April, 17, 2009 9:47 AM clyde writes:

Jesse

You keep poking fun at givermint,you will be getting Janet from another Planet at your door! Good stuff,Jesse,you extremist. bwahahahahaha
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Saturday, April, 18, 2009 2:06 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Sue

I've done Alec in a few "skits" in the past. Each one he calls his daughter a pig. Can't resist.
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Saturday, April, 18, 2009 2:07 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Kev

Thanks. I will be keeping them coming. Not sure what the next one will be or when, but I'll probably have a few more out before I'm finished. It's one helluva saga.
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Saturday, April, 18, 2009 2:11 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Clyde

I guess that makes about 50% of the country that are extremists eh? About 50% are pro-life. About 50% are for gun rights. Actually over 50% are against Obama's ideas, which will soon translate in a less than 50% approval rating. Well I shouldn't jump the gun so quickly with that remark. America has shown they are dumb enough to say "well I really hate the direction he's taken us. We all hate the overtaxing and overdebting. We hate the socialist direction we are going. I don't like the people at the tea parties that were categorized as extremists. But when Obama speaks, I just love the guy. I'll vote for him even if he turns us into the Soviet Union."
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Saturday, April, 18, 2009 9:24 AM clyde writes:

Jesse

"But when Obama speaks,I just love the guy"..
EXACTLY the problem. Talk about a product of slick packaging,and FALSE advertising. Anyone who says that NEEDS a 2x4 slap upside the head.If that ain't big enough,use a 4x4.Tell'em to "Step away from that Kool-Aid"! Give the French Pres.Sarkozy credit. HE knows tripe when he sees,and hears,it.Obama,bringing "respect"back to the U.S. Judging by the remarks of a number of world "leaders",looks like THAT branch of H&C is working REEEEAAAALLLL well,eh? Mwahahahahahaha
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Saturday, April, 18, 2009 9:32 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Clyde

Yeah, this Sarkozy looks promising. I liked how he recently took a shot at the media for glorifying this man as well. Weird how Bush caused such anti-American sentiment but France and Germany went with pro-American candidates. I'm writing a new post as of the moment and will be done soon. Stop by anytime.
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 3:00 PM BrianR writes:

Hahahahaha, Jesse


You're right; you nailed her!

You DID nail her right? That guy from Vegas was you, wasn't it?

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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 3:10 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

BrianR

Yeah I nailed her. It was my turn. Thankfully the guy in Vegas wasn't me. Be careful though. She's going in alphabetical order, Mr. R!
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Sunday, April, 26, 2009 4:10 PM BrianR writes:

LOL


Well, she musta missed me; my last name's Baker.

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Monday, April, 27, 2009 2:54 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

BrianR

I guess she did. Either that or she doesn't know her ABC's. Come to think of it, that's probably it.
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