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Comment on: Jimmy Carter's Closet

Meet Murphy

49 Comments
Monday, November, 24, 2008 12:59 AM Peppermint2 writes:

OMG

Murphy is too cute! And he has a brother? I didn't know you had another one Jimmy. And where you been at?

We must all purchase these adorable animals prior to the coronation.
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 1:02 AM Peppermint2 writes:

And just what has Murphy

been digging in? Hopefully just dirt. But being on crack makes you do weird things I hear.
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 7:17 AM Jimmy Carter writes:

Yeah, Arnold is black....

....and fatter.

And, yes, Murphy's been digging in dirt.

I'll tell Ya, though, he's solid as a rock.
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 10:36 AM dawndawn writes:

Howdy, Murphy!

Are these pygmy pigs? So cute! Absolutely, the best weapons to use against the rag, uh, Muslim Islamic terrorists! Well done, Jimmy C! (The photo, not the pig!)
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 8:38 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Pot-bellied pigs.....

...Mom was 45lbs., but I've had a Lady tell Me Hers grew to 210lbs.!
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 8:54 PM The Crawfish writes:

Welcome, Murph!

Another soldier for truth, freedom, and the American Way!

PB Pigs can easily grow to over 250 lbs.

Just don't let him know that you love football, 'cause I don't think he'll cotton to pigskin.
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Monday, November, 24, 2008 9:16 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Too dam* funny!

That was good, Crawdaddy.

Let Me tell Ya, lil' Murphy can kick some a**! He's agressive and solid as a rock.
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 6:24 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Awwww!!

He looks absolutely delicious! Want my recipe for BBQ sauce?
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 7:49 AM Darvin Dowdy writes:

While the Obama's are looking...

...for the right dog (see Pep's post) here you have the answer for them. Its not a dog at all. Pot Bellied Pig's Rule! And, like you say, great back up in case of a food shortage. DD
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 9:44 AM Jimmy Carter writes:

They're names were...

...going to be Bacon and Ham, but the chicks didn't appreciate that.

I bet I could strap a grenade launcher on their backs. How cool would that be?
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 11:31 AM ScarletPimpernel writes:

"Hey" to Murphy

that is funny, JimmyC.
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 12:44 PM The Crawfish writes:

Give him proper training.

Any male who is wearing PINK needs to be attacked and eaten, 'cause he either has lithpy or liberal tendencies.
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 4:10 PM ShiningCity writes:

Well....

how do the "chicks" take to you walking this guy around the block, then?

PS: He has your hair.

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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 4:24 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Hey Brian...

...did Ya hear that? Crawfish is talking 'bout Yer pink shirt.
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 4:26 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Chicks dig...

...a Man and his pig.

P.S. I didn't know My hair was missing.
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 4:28 PM The Interface writes:

OH, man...

...I hope he's not related to the Murphy of Murphy's Law fame!

Grenade launchers? You're thinking too small, Jimmy. I say, give them rocket backpacks, train them to strafe infidels, and codename them Porker 1 and Porker 2.

Still, he is kinda cute at this stage. Maybe you can simply use the cute factor to give the Islamofascists apoplectic fits?
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 4:44 PM Nee writes:

hahahahahaha

hahahhhahahahhahhahhhaaa!!!!!
Murph!! Dude, keep your eyes open and your snorts loud, we don't want no more steenkin terrorist attacks...
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 9:01 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Excellent idea....

...Steveface,

I could just imagine Porker 1 and Porker 2 "bombing" the muslims...that's hilarious!
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 9:05 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

It's interesting,

Nee, that Murphy has learned to mimic the growl of a dog.....at least I think he mimics the dog or I didn't know pigs growled.

Other than that he grunts in baritone "hugg, hugg, hugghugg, hugg, hugghugg, hugg..."
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 9:08 PM American Sweetheart writes:

Jimmy

Holy cow! (Pig?) Murphy is freaking adorable! My son would love him!

Very creative post! Kudos!
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Tuesday, November, 25, 2008 9:09 PM American Sweetheart writes:

sarge

I've only been to one pig roast in my life, and I can honestly say that was the most tender, delicious meat I think I have ever eaten.

But don't eat Murphy :(

I don't want to bond with my meal before I cook it lol
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Wednesday, November, 26, 2008 10:26 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Jimmy

You may be on to something here. Given the muslim threat a pig brigade may be the answer.

I had usually made fun of my MS redneck cousins for letting pigs in the house but maybe they were just on the cutting edge of weapon development.
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Wednesday, November, 26, 2008 10:43 AM Sgt Relic writes:

AS

The single guys seem to have a different motivation for having pets. I'm sure I should remember what that is, but I have been married so long that those skills have atrophied.
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Wednesday, November, 26, 2008 7:18 PM Nee writes:

Jam Apple

Pepp is up to her old tricks...stop by her blog...
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Wednesday, November, 26, 2008 9:58 PM MJSJR writes:

Jimmy

Ask Murphy if he is a Redskins Fan.

Oink, Oink, Who let the hogs out?! Oink, Oink, Oink!

Go Skins, please beat the Giants...
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 5:08 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

That's not a pig...

that's Barney Frank! You can't fool me, Jimmy. If that really is Barney, you won't want to know where that snout has been. Stop by my blog site sometime.
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Monday, December, 01, 2008 12:56 AM Sue writes:

Jimmy Carter

They are adorable. I will say it does look like you may need a "bigger bed" for them to really stretch out!

They are so cute!
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Thursday, December, 04, 2008 5:20 PM ShiningCity writes:

how does a pig

use that rope thing?

do they use it?

Buy Arnold a bed, please, and quit treating him like he's the step-child just because of his (hair)color.

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Friday, December, 05, 2008 12:08 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

MJSJR....

....We do NOT ever refer to the foreskins in The Closet.
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Friday, December, 05, 2008 12:10 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Jesse....

...I would have been po'd at You for calling Murphy "barney frank" if Yer comment wasn't so funny.
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Friday, December, 05, 2008 12:11 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Thank You, Sue...

...there are now two beds, rest assured.
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Friday, December, 05, 2008 12:13 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

No, those boys....

....do not even touch that rope thingy.

However, they do chew on power cords and love to tug everyone's shoe laces.
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Friday, December, 05, 2008 2:59 PM Sue writes:

Jimmy Carter

Okay! Just checking on the beds. They really are so cute!
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Friday, December, 05, 2008 3:42 PM BrianR writes:

Well, all I can say


is that those guys'd look great between two slices of bread with some lettuce, tomato, and mayo.


Yummmm........


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Friday, December, 05, 2008 4:38 PM SquiddyPopPerkyJean writes:

AWWW!

They are TOO adorable! Great idea! We're thinking of at least slathering our home in fatty bacon and ham and stinkin' up our breath with more pork chops.
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Monday, December, 08, 2008 3:06 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

sorry for insulting your pig

It was disgraceful to call him such a vile, ugly, and repugnant creature as Barney Frank. You have my deepest of apologies. I just saw that snout and my imagination flew. Got a new post up, so drop by when you can.
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Monday, December, 08, 2008 11:06 PM Darvin Dowdy writes:

Don't get them a new bed...

...make them go on a diet! Too cute. You should enter them in some photo contest. You ought to do some video and put it on youtube. DD
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Monday, December, 08, 2008 11:57 PM bob's my uncle writes:

Hey JC

I'm moving to your neighborhood. I'd feel a lot safer. I'm over here in north Dallas where the Holy Land Foundation was located. Hey, thank God they got a conviction this time. If I was an Islamofascist, I'd steer clear of your place.
LOL.
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Monday, December, 22, 2008 3:38 PM MJSJR writes:

Jimmy

New post and Bigraphy at my place stop on by when you get a chance.
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Wednesday, December, 24, 2008 1:52 PM MJSJR writes:

Jimmy

Merry Christmas!
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Wednesday, December, 31, 2008 12:43 PM Gunny "knuckles" G© writes:

Their names

should have been

YUM! YUM!

good one. Instead of a flamethrower how about a pig crap thrower? Watch those islamofascists run like little girls!
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 1:09 PM Keys to the Right writes:

Aww, they're cute Jimmy!

Do they find truffles too? Tell em to keep up the good work hunting for Muslims, lol!
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Tuesday, February, 03, 2009 3:39 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Murphy and Arnold

Do they do out of town jobs? I have some not-so-nice types that need tracking down!

Great story and I have very much enjoyed reading your other posts.

Mrs. AL
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Saturday, February, 21, 2009 2:00 AM Eric writes:

yeah

there was a pig confinement to our northwest, so we'd smell it during the summer. My friend who worked there said they knew when he was injured, and would use that to their advantage!
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Tuesday, February, 24, 2009 4:54 PM ShiningCity writes:

I suggest

you change that from "specs" to "stats."
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Friday, March, 06, 2009 1:50 PM The Crawfish writes:

JIMMY! EMERGENCY!

I can't make a new post from my office 'puter. We need the Texans of TH to make some REMEMBER THE ALAMO posts today,
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Tuesday, May, 26, 2009 5:43 PM Nee writes:

jam Apple

Where you at, man? I mean, I know that Pot bellies can keep a man busy, but this is too much!! Or do ya have a new lady? The way I figger it, that's all that would keep you from being the first commenter!!

PS...How dry I am, how dry I am....
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Friday, May, 29, 2009 9:06 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Hey, Nee.....

....actually, it's heart break....I lost the Lady of my prayers.

It has been rather devasting, but maybe I'll recover and be able to participate in the future.

Thank You for checking in.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzNTFH8qHqY
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Tuesday, June, 30, 2009 10:24 PM Keys to the Right writes:

They're so cute

but at the same time all I can think is, "Mmmmm, bacon..."
Do they look for truffles too?
Good to see you back. If you wanna know about the latest summer movies, feel free to check my blog.
Keys to the Right ^^
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