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The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal
Vote Your Dog Choice
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 6:19 PM
Peppermint2
writes:
NOTE TO THOSE CONFUSED
If you did not read the last article "MSM Finds Obama Creepy", you might have to look back on that article on for each dog's information and who submitted each dog.
Also the mat is the new Potty Mat for the BHO dog. The Mat was submitted by Willibeaux.
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 6:28 PM
Conservabear
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Pepps,
I will be kind for the kiddies sake, I vote for poodle but get the potty mat.
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 6:41 PM
willibeaux
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Pepp & Gos! My vote
is a tie. Just Ugly and Bullshiite Dog
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 6:48 PM
willibeaux
writes:
Yo Pepp & Gos This is
very appropriate for the coming crisis:
Drafting Guys over 60
----this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier----
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
?I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing bas-ackwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.??For starters:?Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.??Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some a-hole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.??An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the he!!. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-beech.'
To be Cont---
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 6:52 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp & Gos! This is
part 2
Cont---- ?If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.??Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.??They could lighten up on the obstacle course, however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.??An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head or one ear!! ??These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
?Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million po-ed off old f**ts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.
?If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we will have it secured the first night! ??
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 7:26 PM
The Crawfish
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If I was voting
for a real good dog for the family, I'd go for the Louisiana Catahoula (ya misspelled it, dear). Intelligent and fantastic with kids.
If I was going for one that would symbolize them, the Just Ugly or the Rev Wright.
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 7:33 PM
dawndawn
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My Dog Choice
Hi, Pepp and Goshawk! Just Ugly or Bullshiite Dog (butttt ugleeee dogs, are they for real?) would be my choice if it were just for Michellehell. Since it`s for the girls, I go with the Mini-Poodle!
No one in the O family will be responsible for cleaning up after the dog! The W/B House staff will do it. The dog may need counselling after four years with the family, especially if it were white. No chance of that, however, so the Rev. Wright will not have apoplexy while saying G/D grace as a frequent guest at the W/B House dinner trough, uh, table.
Michellehell`s designer duds will go to George Jefferson`s dry cleaning establishment on the upper eastside but it is doubtful she will go near the dog. You betcha, PETA and the ASPCA/NAACD will monitor the dog on a daily basis and use it for propaganda purposes.
Ayers and Khalidi may indeed make clandestine plans to train the dog to smuggle secrets out to the southwestern most corner of the southwest lawn.
The name of the dog should be Sniggers, uh! Snickers! And willibeaux could start a cottage industry with that great welcome mat! I want one! This was fun! Thanks!
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 7:52 PM
str8_talk
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Renegade...
Training of the dog will be taken on by Jeremiah Wright; he trained Barack, Michellehell, and their daughters. Michellehell is ‘too good’ for this ihao!
I don’t really care who approves the choice. The pooper scooper will be some poor white person that isn’t paid.
The taxpayers will pay for the expense of the vet bills, what do you think? The most prestigious dry cleaner they can find, unless MO just buys another outfit at taxpayers’ expense.
I’m afraid the dog won’t make it through the FIRST year in this family! It will definitely need a psychiatrist and since Oprah is such good friends with Dr. Phil, maybe he’ll be on daily or weekly rounds for ALL - dog included!
Bill Ayers will first wrap an American Flag around the dog and then put low-grade explosives with a long fuse, he doesn’t want to get hurt himself!
Rashid Khalidi may fly the dogs to Paris if they get sick; apparently, Palestinians treat dogs better than people.
JW might be mad if a black dog is not chosen; but then BHusseinO might choose a white dog on purpose.
I’m choosing the Mt. Cur for reasons such as size, color, fending off reporters, and I don’t think the girls should have anything that has long hair, because the taxpayers will be paying enough for the girls’ hair upkeep - MO included!
The dog’s name must start with R because the dictators’ family does, I mean the ‘present’ eclectic does, I believe RENEGADE is the perfect name!
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 8:30 PM
xpressit
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to the dogs
any of them could really fit....as the country has gone to the dogs. We'll have a goggone country, afterall.
Whatever Obamas pick, the breed will probably show up to win the Westminster show next year. (I hear standard poodles can be aggressive when crossed)
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 9:16 PM
Goshawk
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Pepp
I'll stick with the ugly freak dog. Naming it Gotcha!
That is if they do in fact attain a dog. Being that Ovomit is a Muslim. Islam teaches and believes that dogs are unclean, unholy and not to be touched.
So if they should get a dog it will only be to enforce their lie that he is Christian. Remember, Islam allows lying to Infidels.
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 9:25 PM
xpressit
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BTW Pepp
May I recommend titles for the misfits?
Tom Brokaw ‘lapdog extraordinaire’ (LE)
Meacham as ‘lapdog to best leash.’ (LBL)
And Biden ‘gargoyle gone wild.’ (GG-w)
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 9:50 PM
str8_talk
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Pep
The reason for the name choice of Renegade: a disloyal person who betrays or deserts his cause or religion or political party or friend. One who rejects a religion, cause, allegiance, or group for another; a deserter. An apostate from a religious faith.
Didn't BO desert Rev. Wright for political gain? Didn't he reject his Mother's atheism for an acceptance in society as a 'christian?' Didn't he reject his Muslim faith for Christianity? Who is he really, but a Renegade or an Apostate? But we must stick with the letter 'R' even just to add to the confusion!
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 9:56 PM
str8_talk
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***breaking news***
Palestinian funding goes to the dogs...
http://www.middleeast.org/launch/redirect.cgi?a=12&num=215
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 11:26 PM
Goshawk
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willibeaux
Some funny stuff alright! Along with some good points! Especially the part.. "The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million po-ed off old f**ts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them."
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Wednesday, November, 12, 2008 11:40 PM
xpressit
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best in Show
Your trying my satirical brain but: (i'll stay with the standard but I'll pity it)
1-Who do you think will take over the training of the dog?
Anyone, Barack, master brainwasher is not certified on K-9s.
Though he has worked with several dogs over the years.
2-Do you think Rahm Emanuel will be in charge of this?
Rahm can’t keep track of his own leaks but is capable of walking the dog
3-Or do you think Michellehell will have to do it?
There you go, experienced dog handler.
4-Do you think PETA and the SPCA will approve of the BHO family having this dog?
They’ll approve of anything their golden, guru-in-chief does.
Lets just say, they won’t spike the family tree… :)
5Who do you think will go out with the pooper-scooper in the morning to clean up after the dog?
I think they’ll need a full time staffer for that. You know, “we dish it out but don’t TAKE it”. And I don’t even want to think about Air Force One protocol, though I could come up with a code name for it.
6-Will this be Sec.of State John Cary? (Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, he's too busy practicing traitorism. )
OOOh, John Scary Kerry gets to play with the dog on visits but he's ill suited for training.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:51 AM
sgt.stryker
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Pep
toooo funny !! I think they already have their (lap)dog in Biden, though. Apparently he's trainable, since he started out disagreeing with Barry early, then came around later. Rahm will be manning the pooper scooper behind Biden. Someone will have to be dilligent to clean up that much mess that often.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:19 AM
Peppermint2
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Conservabear
OK, but which poodle. We have two, the standard and the miniature. Let me know.
Ok, 1 vote for the mat so far.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:21 AM
Peppermint2
writes:
Willibeaux
Now, listen buddy, you can only vote on one dog. I realize this is difficult making this choice, but being an ole Korean War vet, I know you can do it.
Which one now, Just Ugly or Bullshiite? Come on, I know you can do it.
How about the mat? Since it was your idea I imagine you are voting yes?
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:28 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
It's 6:25am and I didn't think I could laugh this hard this early, but my gut is hurting me after reading your 2 part on why old farts should go to war instead of 18 yr. old.
Absolutely hilarious. And, so much truth in it.
"Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some a-hole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.??"
OMG, that is just too funny and reminds me so much of Goshawk sometimes.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:33 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
"Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million po-ed off old f**ts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them."
There's too much in the 2nd part that choice, but the above quote is one of my favorites. I can't count how many times I've heard Gos say, "I think I'll just go out and shoot something".
That was unbelievably funny. You sure did hit the nail on the head with this stuff. I can't stop laughing. And, I sure needed one.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:35 AM
Peppermint2
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Craw dahlun
I'm sorry I misspelled the dog, Catahoula, but now I'm going to have to chasten you and some others for reading comprehension. I said choose ONE dog. Geez!!!
Now, you'll have to come back and choose ONE dog. Got that?
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:41 AM
Peppermint2
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dawndawn
Ah, finally someone who chose ONE dog. So 1 for the mini poodle.
Sniggers. That name is a good one. Oh, I mean the Snickers. Like that one too.
The staff to clean up sounds about right. I do hope they are not white so the Rev. Wright doesn't have a heart attack or shiit his pants.
Oh, you're so right about Michellehell. She couldn't get her lawyer hands dirty with the dog. They are already too filthy being a bullshiit lawyer to do any further damage, but those designer clothes have to be kept to perfection.
Thanks, and good, funny answers. Love them.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:59 AM
Peppermint2
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str8_talk
OMG. Very funny comments. I do think Wright would be an excellent trainer, like you said he trained the rest of the family and look how well they are doing hating whitey.
Ah, yes the pooper scooper will be a whitey, a volunteer, perhaps someone who will get free college tuition for doing "community service" at the W/BH.
I agree we taxpayers will pay for the vet and the dry cleaner. Michellehell will find many excuses to blame the dog to get new outfits, once again at the tax payer's expense. Let's spread the misery around.
Dr. Phil is a good choice and he could do shows on how he helped the dog with its neurotic state. Oprah could help since she's such a good friend to BHO.
Bill Ayers wrapping the dog in the flag is a really GOOD one. Of course he wouldn't want to be anywhere near when the dog blows up. I wonder which target he will choose to set the dog off.
Oh, gee, I didn't know Khalidi was good to dogs. Paris sounds like a nice, deserved vacation for the poor thing. I'm starting to like Khalidi just a tad bit, knowing he's a dog lover.
Do you really think BHO would go against Wright's creed about whitey and choose a white dog?
OK, ONE vote for the Mt. Cur.
I realize we, the tax payers will need to pay for all that hair straightening. Plenty of air freshener will be needed too. We had better plan on paying for that too.
OK. Renegade is on the list of names so far.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:01 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
Oh, you are so right. The country has gone to the dogs and I think you are right that standard poodles can be quite aggressive. I've witnessed that from a neighbor's standard poodle.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:04 AM
Peppermint2
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Gos
OK, good another ONE choice of the Ugly Dog.
Gotcha is also another good choice as the Messiah must be a Muslim for all the Muslims to be supporting him for president. Why else would they all be so happy except that they love that "spread the wealth" thing and hope to get goodies from him like all the other moochers.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:06 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
You're cracking me up and of course you may name those particular dogs. I particularly like the Gargoyles Gone Wild for the Biden breed. LMAO!!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:12 AM
Peppermint2
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str8_talk
All right, that explains the name Renegade. I was a little confused with that but figured between being up so early, one cup of Joe, and being sick, my head was too muddled to figure it out.
Renegade is indeed a good name considering all the facts you laid down.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:21 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
Your answers to the questions are hilarious.
Love the Master Brainwasher. While not being certified, he could try his hand at it for more practice although I dare say he has had plenty of training and has done quite well brain washing over half the country.
Yes, Rahm will be too busy with the leaks and back stabbing for the dog.
Right, Michellehell has expertise in handling her dog so she could easily train something less sly,
"we dish it out but can't take it". Very funny and so much truth to that one.
OH, I hate to think of John Scary Cary touching that dog, but I suppose it's OK. He apparently touches his other dog, Thereeeeeeeeeeeza so he's used to it.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:24 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
btw, do you choose the Standard Poodle then for your pick? I'll put it on the list for right now unless you tell me otherwise.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:28 AM
Peppermint2
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bdubya
Are you choosing the Biden breed?
LOL! Rahm will have to clean up after Biden. And I bet he gets swatted with the newspaper quite often or maybe a dead fish. Never can tell. Whichever Rahm will have to be on his toes. Easy for him being a ballerina and wearing his tutu.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:30 AM
Peppermint2
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THANKS TO ALL SO FAR BUT
I need clarifications from Craw, Conserabear, and Willibeaux. Choose ONE dog please.
Thank ya kindly. And stop by for some apple pie later.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:32 AM
Peppermint2
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ALSO WE NOW HAVE NAMES TO CHOOSE
So far we have Sniggers, Snickers, Renegade, and Gotcha.
You all can pick a name too. We can vote on that one as well.
Oh, I'm having too much fun while waiting for the nukes to drop.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:02 AM
clyde
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Pepp
My vote would be for the BRT, name him Beelzebub.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:24 AM
Purplegimp
writes:
St. Gracie
I vote fot the potty mat to be the new welcome mat at the entrance to the family quarters. It is my considered opinion that allowing them to have a real live pet constitutes cruel and unusual punishment for the pet, unless the pet is Pelosi, Ried,or any of the other Dem congress critters.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:39 AM
Purplegimp
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NEWS FLASH
Sorry guys, but I have to deal with this issue before it's said enough times to become a 'fact'.
Arabs and Muslims in particular hate dogs, but dogs hate them even more. Just ask you local neighborhood Israeli what happens when a dog and Arab meet up. The dog goes berserk and the Arab runs.
Hmmm, given that, I wonder why we haven't run with the concept and developed a defense system around it.
It may sound humerous, but the two 'breeds'(dogs and Arabs) really do detest each other.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:54 AM
American Sweetheart
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lmao
this is fantastic!
thanks for the laughs!
I vote for Joe Gaffes
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:55 AM
American Sweetheart
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oh and my vote for the name
Douchebag (I'm in a mean mood this morning...sorry. work frustrations)
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:07 AM
buck
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White House K-9?
Earlier I was opting for Coon Hounds..
But
After careful consideration I think a more PC animal would be a
Black Lab.
With a Black Lab, White House personnel cannot scream racist when the dog proves smarter than the occupants.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:09 AM
A Right Brainer
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I vote for
Tom Brokaw, He's dumb as post but easily trained.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:12 AM
buck
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Naming the dogs, too?
Hmmm... Okay...
For the Coon Hounds...How about "Amos 'n Andy"
and
For the Lab...How about "King"??
You know they're going to name SOMETHING "M.L. King" around there
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:13 AM
Mildred
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My vote is to shave.......
Biden's butt and make him walk backwards, he's dogged enough.
Since when does the media make a week long event out of the "Presidential Dog" when the economy is in the toilet, socialism is in the future, and Obama might have perpetrated the greatest hoax in American history by not being a natural born citizen. It makes me want to BARF! Pun was intended.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:35 AM
American Sweetheart
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oh ETA
my vote for the name is if Joe Gaffes wins the vote.
Otherwise if it is an actual K9 my vote for the name is Reagan. Hopefully they would be inspired!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 12:25 PM
Gray Ghost
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I Vote for the Bullshiite
And his name should be: MR. PRESIDENT
This way, every time somebody says "that's a load of BS, Mr. President" (in a Whitehouse meeting); both the president and the dog could bark.
This way if any of the Secret Service types have problems taking a bullet for the new president, they can say, "I will gladly take a bullet for you, Mr. President" and mean it.
(I considered the name "Chief" so that every time some one plays "Hail to the Chief" we can all consider that they are actually playing it for the dog. But I am not sure this is close enough to the root cause of our problems.)
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 12:42 PM
xpressit
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Pepp
Yea, I’ll vote for the standard.
There is one positive to all this, the Senate Dems have lost two of their top dogs.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 1:49 PM
str8_talk
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Gray Ghost
Your answer cracked me up, I needed this today! Esp - "that's a load of BS, Mr. President" LOL!
Purplegimp - I love the front doormat idea, that way anyway who enters, knows what they're going to encounter! Of course, we need the proper spelling, just can't place it here. Another good doormat would be Biden!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 2:13 PM
crossbow
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I choose
The Bullshiite--it looks like it just came out of the Obama Zone!!!!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 4:13 PM
Purplegimp
writes:
Str8 talk
Can't you just imagine wiping your feet on that Biden doormat and getting hair plugs all tangled up in your shoe laces? Maybe he could do double duty as a bidet? Only one letter off.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:05 PM
clyde
writes:
Pepp
Saw a couple disturbing things today. 1st one was an Obama coin. Yep folks,for the low,low price of $9.95 + s&h, YOU can own this beautiful 14kt. GOLD PLATED coin with the smiling red on the front,with the WH in the background,in full color, and Old Glory on the back. 2nd thing,which fits in with the theme of the post, while at the dog park running our 2 Golden Retrievers, we came across some moonbat with a ....get ready for it... frigging Obama dog collar. I sure felt sorry for the poor beast.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:17 PM
Goshawk
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clyde
Yeah saw that coin. Disgusting! I told Pepp that if I came across one I would use it for target practice!
Sounds like the Obama collar is around the owners neck. If you know what I mean.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:22 PM
Goshawk
writes:
xpressit
Hadn't heard about that. What two Senators?
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:32 PM
xpressit
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Oh
just meant the two, prez-O and VP. (but if they draw on the pool of talent, maybe more. Ha)
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 5:42 PM
Goshawk
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Purplegimp
I can believe that. Remember when the Muslims threw a hissy fit because bomb sniffing dogs were being used on them? They screamed it violated their religion and that the dogs were not allowed to be touched or to touch!
I'm for using Ovomits Bullshiite dog on them!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 6:48 PM
str8_talk
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Purplegimp
Biden, bidet, lol! I wouldn't Use it, but I'm sure there are some who would! I used to live in a house with one, a bidet that is! No, biden is better as a doormat or a straight man for Obama to blame.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 7:52 PM
xpressit
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sick image
Clyde, Yea that would make a coin toss interesting.
He hasn't taken office yet, but the way they "he inspired millions of people and America..." and comparison to JFK, blah blah. I don't know where all that is headed. Media say good things about Chavez too. I hear Castro was popular and inspired people.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 9:54 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I am voting for the gaffe breed. It just makes me laugh everytime I see it.
As for dog names - here are my recommendations:
Hope
Change
Yes We Can!
OH, yes I did! (this after he takes a dump on the oval office floor)
Oh no you didn't
Ayers
Oprah
Michelle
Tootie
Shyster
Bailout
Recession
Democrat (Demmy for short)
Nancy
Hoover
But, I think the best name would be.....
Hello I am Press Secretary Chris Matthews and today we are here to introduce you to the Obama's dog. Please step up and let me introduce you.
Everyone please welcome...."PRESENT."
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:03 PM
Peppermint2
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clyde
Great pick. That's mine too, the Black Russian Terrier. Love the name too, Beelzebub. Very good name and excellent choice. LOL!
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:08 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucy
I take it you give a no vote on the dogs a a vote for the mat.
All righty then. I did hear this same story that Muzzies and dogs dislike each other and I do believe a number of dogs were available in Juliet's Diary who were more than willing to eat them and those that loved them.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:15 PM
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American Sweetheart
LMAO! that's 2 votes for the gaffe. And douchebag is perfect name for that hair plug brain.
Sorry you're having a bad work day.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:21 PM
Peppermint2
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Oh Buck
you are a character. Now what if they don't pick a "black" Labrador? What if they pick a white or yellow one and it still proves to be smarter than the WH occupants? Trouble in River City?
Good choice though, a Labrador. And I like the names, King for the Lab and Amos and Andy for the Coons.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 10:29 PM
Peppermint2
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MIldred
Well, we all know there are many more important news worthy stories than this dog thing, but we also know they want to avoid those little issues of socialism, the tanking economy, the Manchurian candidate, etc. The list would go around the world.
Barf, barf, woof, woof.
I love the part about shaving Biden's butt. He probably has hair plugs there too.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:33 PM
Peppermint2
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A Right Brainer
OK, 1 vote for Brokaw, the dumb post. He would look very funny with a leash on him crawling on all fours.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:40 PM
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American Sweetheart
OK, Reagan gets added to the name list. You guys are coming up with some good stuff. Lots of imagination out there today.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:45 PM
Peppermint2
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Gray Ghost
" I Vote for the Bullshiite"
"And his name should be: MR. PRESIDENT"
I take it you liked the Bullshiite dog I came up with for you. I looked and looked until I found the most ugly dog I've ever seen in my life and it seemed to fit.
You crack me up with the secret service being glad to take a bullet for the dog. And Hail to the Chief for the dog. It certainly would make me feel better.
I'd hate to think I had to stand up for BHO.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:49 PM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
"Yea, I’ll vote for the standard.
There is one positive to all this, the Senate Dems have lost two of their top dogs."
Yeah, unfortunately, it looks like the Minnesota Senate race is being stolen by Al Franken. What has this country come to when we get "that" for a senator?
What am I saying, what has our country come to when we get BHO for pres?
I'm going back to bed with the covers over my head.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:53 PM
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str8_talk
On that mat I couldn't get it past the censors. Had to spell it the way others do here. Ya know what i mean?
I really would look good as a front doormat I have to agree. It could serve both as the front doormat and the poopy mat. Then prior to entering the W/B House, there is no doubt in your mind what you are going to get.
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Thursday, November, 13, 2008 11:57 PM
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crossbow & Lucy
Bullshiite--it looks like it just came out of the Obama Zone!!!!
Great, another vote for the Very, very ugly, mean dog.
Lucy
"Can't you just imagine wiping your feet on that Biden doormat and getting hair plugs all tangled up in your shoe laces?"
LMAO!! What a tangled web we weave when we try to deceive.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:01 AM
Peppermint2
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Clyde
OMG! Yes, we saw that advertisement last night and we both about puked. Just what I would want for Christmas. NOT!
Oh, no you didn't see a dog with an Obama dog collar? Now that is cruel and unusual punishment for a dog and should be reported to the SPCA. No dog should ever be subjected to THAT!!
ps. I hope you had barf bags in your car.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:07 AM
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Sue
OK. Another vote for the gaffe breed. It's popular I must say.
"Hello I am Press Secretary Chris Matthews and today we are here to introduce you to the Obama's dog. Please step up and let me introduce you.
Everyone please welcome...."PRESENT."
Absolutely hilarious what you said above. I have all the names recorded. You sure had a great list of them. It's going to be hard to name the dog out of all the submissions.
I'm having too more fun than Rush Limbaugh.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:20 AM
Peppermint2
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Folks
OK, now we have 3 votes for the Gaffe breed and 3 voted for the Bullshiite breed. It's tied so far. We'll see what other votes come in before we call it.
I believe the Doggie Pooper mat is a winner for sure.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:20 AM
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This is tooo much fun.
This is sooooo hilarious. As you said I don't have much else to do while I wait for a nuke. I pick the ugly dog. However, the dog must have a 7 page 63 questionerre filled out before I could choose him. Some sample questions from the questionerre are:I will need to know if the dog has ever participated in any sainances. I will need a blood, stool, claw, tooth and hair sample from the dog. I will need to know who all was there when the dog was born and if anything was whispered in his ear. I also must know if the dog's previous owner's ever had a gun or knew anyone that did. Obviously the dog must have a valid birth certificate, and if he doesn't lock him up!
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:37 AM
Sue
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Lucy
Great comment. I fell over laughing. Love the part about the questionnaire. Need to know if the dog "associated" with anyone that could be potentially embarrassing to the President-Elect.
Very Funny!
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:38 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I think the gaffe breed can win. I am pulling for it. It is just too funny. GAFFETASTIC!
You know if things don't work out for Matthews at MSNBC, he could become the official dog walker to the President. This way he could run around the White House lawn and hang out in the Rose Garden. And his leg can tingle all day long!
He can play fetch with "PRESENT!"
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:54 AM
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Lucy
Oh, you are too funny! You're going by the new Obama vetting thing people have to fill out before they can be part of his admin. Is that not the biggest piece of irony? He can become pres, without being vetted, without really being able to get security clearance for the FBI or CIA, but he can be the POTUS. Now he has to vet everyone and all the minute things in their lives. It's just too choice.
Of course, the dog will have to pass rigorous standards, like has he had another owner and who was it? Did it participate in bombing plots? Did the dog go to meetings with rogue Palestinians? Did it ever own a dog house rented out by Rezko?
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:58 AM
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Sue
Gaffetstic. Now that could be another good name for the dig especially if the winner is the Biden breed.
Chrissy SoftBall Matthews would be an excellent choice as dog walker. He needs the exercise, and after all that huffing and puffing during the walk, he won't be able to talk which would be a real plus to America.
And that tingle up his leg might very well be tinkle but he wouldn't know the difference.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 3:06 AM
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St. Gracie
I'm sticking with my vote for the mat. Peg the amazing Keeshond is upset at the very idea of Obummer being allowed to b*tches. He says that having more than one wife might not be against his religion, but is for sure illegal in America. That's one smart dog I have and he wants to be among the first to use that mat!
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 6:52 AM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie
I just can't go on not knowing if the white Dog Walker will have to take a tricycle horn with him when takes the dog out? Without a horn, how will he be able to 'honk' poor innocents out their path?
Ahhhhh, the things I wonder about.....making a white guy honk.
Ok, ok, it's time for a nice relaxing rest. I'll go quietly.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 7:02 AM
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St. Gracie,
Of coures Biden the bidet has hair plugs in his butt. It's why he looks constipated all the time.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 7:18 AM
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What will Obama
know about this new dog, and when did he know it? Will this dog have missing years at Columbia, will we be unable to find a single vet with any memories of it?
Will this dog believe is spreading the poop around so everybody get's their share, or will it believe in creating your own poop? So many questions, and nobody in the media is asking them, except me. I expect the black escalades to pull up in front of my house any second. Great piece Pepp, sorry I'm late to the party. New post..
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 10:16 AM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
"Ahhhhh, the things I wonder about.....making a white guy honk."
I must say thanks for the emailed spew alert. Thank goodness I didn't spit my coffee onto my monitor.
Let's all of us go visit the W/B House and take our dogs to use that mat. We sure could leave a huge pile of crap there. A little present for the new family.
Of course the new white honky pooper scooper would have his hands full. I mean his scooper full.
OMG, Biden is constipated with hair plugs. Oh, you're killing me today.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 10:35 AM
Peppermint2
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davecat
"Will this dog believe is spreading the poop around so everybody get's their share, or will it believe in creating your own poop? "
Great line dave. Hilarious. So truly fitting.
I'll be over soon.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 11:01 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2 - Off Topic
Please beware this may make you extremely ill. I went to that politico site and almost hurled my Diet Coke. As you know they have a calendar for each day and the daily routine. Here is today's entries so far:
The president-elected left his home and headed to the gym. He arrived at the gym at 7:30 AM.
The president-elect left the gym and returned home on this gray, cold, it-might-rain-it-might-not Friday morning.
Barack Obama arrived home to shower and change clothes, before heading to the transition office in downtown Chicago.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:01 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
I'm glad you warned me that it might make me ill because it did.
Now I cannot imagine more vital information than what was given about his gym and shower routine!
OMG. This is too sickening to even ponder. I'm surprised Politico didn't list what soap and brand of shampoo he used.
Uh, excuse me Sue, I have to run to the bathroom and hurl.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:15 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2
Isn't that ridiculous? I do wonder how long this will go on. OH wait, four LONG years.
They did leave out what brand of tp he uses and whether or not he did a morning doodie! :0
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:17 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
What *I* want to know is; will they call the First Dog's escort and poop scooper, a honker or a honky?
Or maybe a honkee?
I wonder, oh, I do wonder.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:43 PM
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Sue
I see you are aiming your hopes very high this morning in saying "four LONG years" and not "8 LONG years".
Can you imagine if this goes on for 8 LONG years?!
Oh, darn, no info on the doodie? And no toothpaste brand either? They are falling down on their job leaving out more vital information. They should be fired already.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 12:49 PM
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Lucie
Your wondering should be over soon as January comes speeding here quicker than we want to see.
I believe that if the poop scooper is a man it would be a honker. If it's a woman it would be a honkee.
Or they could just be PC and call it honky not defining the sex of the scooper person. It could be sexist to use the other terms. Oh, I forgot sexism is still OK. It's just racism that is not OK for whitey anyway. Still OK for blacks.
At least we don't have to wonder what the mat will be called as it already has shiite on it.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 2:01 PM
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Pep
Yes, it's the double standard racism. If you're white you cannot call a black person a 'nikker,' but if you're black you can, even if it's just as a friendly joke, NOT a derisional name.
I have several friends who are black and I've asked is it proper to say black or African American, it all depends on the person! Gee, write me a rule book! But they can call us a honkey and it's not a hate crime! In my son's school any black slur and you're automatically expelled, even if it is in response to a horrible name they've called you! Now that is REVERSE racism! What is this world coming to? And it won't get any better! Not that I or my son use those words. Just, where is the balance?
New post on my blog.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 2:24 PM
Peppermint2
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str8_talk
Even if we were given a rule book so we could know what is acceptable or not, the rules change on a daily basis and we still would get ourselves in trouble.
It's set up to be a no-win situation don't ya know?
We will always be "wrong" no matter what.
Be over in a bit. I may have to lie down for awhile, getting really worn out for now.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 4:44 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp and Gos! I see
where McCain is going to meet with Obama . I wonder if McCain is going to pledge his assistence to help the "messiah" get his socialistic crap past the Repub senators.
Hepp us Jon Cary! We iss about to buy de Out-House!
PS: Which dog won the contest?
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 5:57 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
Why do the First Pickaninnies need a dog? They have the first b1tch-Sista Thug. Do they really need another one?
Who will be in charge of teaching Sista Thug how to use the mat? That should be interesting.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 6:59 PM
willibeaux
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Okay Pepp Dahlink! You
scared me into it. After much soul searching and a couple of sleepless nites over voting for which dog, I guess it will have to be (are you ready for this?)
A cross between the ugly dog (male) and the bullshiite dog (female).
It will be an ugger lager dog whose breed is well known in Germany and the rest of Europe. It was used to sample the taste of the schnapes being brewed by Hof Brau houses before serving it to the public. A group Kentucky National Guardsman (WW II) from the Flemingsburg, Kentucky area discovered the ugger lagers while "liberating" a Hof Brau house. They were so impressed by the dog's ability to determine which schnapes had the best taste, they got a wild hair that this dog would be valuable in helping them determine which 'shine was ready for consumption. Their leader LTC Willi "Wild Beaux" Slocum was talked into lettin' the Guardsmen sneak a pair of the dogs, male & female, back into the states when the war was over. Today, if you visit any of the hollers in WV, TN and KY, especially Flemingsburg, you may see the dogs performing their assigned tasks of sampling the 'shine. You can tell which dog has the best record who seems the most inebriated.
Now do you see why I said it was a tie?
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 7:55 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I am on the 4 year bandwagon. I said it months ago that whoever were to win would be a one timer only.
There is a lot of issues that I do not think Obama is going to deliever on and I do not belive that very many people will be happy about. So, Viva 4 years!
That website is just illness to me. I did have to go. You never know, they might mention his toothpaste or the morning doodie movement.
I do believe that I will not be going back. Maybe once a month just to laugh. I showed my mom and she almost passed out.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 8:04 PM
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Ain't anybody
gonna laugh at my ugger lager story? Boo Hoo!
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 8:37 PM
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Hi, willibeaux!
I`ll laugh at your post! I`ve been lurking here reading the comments and votes for the poor dog! You mentioned Hof Brau Haus! My brother lives south of Stuttgart and Hof Brau is his brew! It`s $10 US for a liter of beer! Wild hairs of the dog sniffing out bad schnaps tells me you should start blogging! Very creative and funny! Also, love the welcome mat!
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 9:39 PM
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Yo DawnDawn! Thanks
for the kudos! I'm just one of the agitators on this blog.
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Friday, November, 14, 2008 9:54 PM
willibeaux
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Hepp me
Jon Cary! DawnDawn is the onliest one laughin' at mah ugger lager dog story.
De Flemingsburg folks is ignorin' me.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:05 AM
Joe
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I like the
Hoogah Boogah...
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:11 AM
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Willibeaux
There's no winner yet. OMG If McCain does that we are in for it. I wonder what position BHO is giving to McCain.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:16 AM
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Lucy
Oh ho ho. I did read on Newsbusters that poor classy Laura Bush had to keep telling Miz Sista Thug that the bathroom was inside the W/B House, not outside. But Miz Sista thug thought Laura Bush was lying to her trying to keep her from the outhouse and she had to use it so bad.
It's ashame that the mat had not been delivered to the W/B House yet so Miz Sista Thug Michellehell knew where to go.
They don't need a dog of course, having Sista Thug is enough dog for anyone to handle. But they needed something to compete with her. I think they want a dog who can display better manners at the dinner table and jump higher in the agility run.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:22 AM
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Willibeaux
LOL! Ok I'll put you down for the ugger lager. You're a riot you ole Korean war vet.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:29 AM
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Sue
I'm glad you're thinking positive on 4 year term. What bothers me is that there was no pretense this year of stealing the votes through fraud. Check out the Al Franken/ Norm Coleman Senate run and see just how fraudulent that one is. Ballots being found all over the place, even in the back of a car, and guess what, all the "misplaced" ballots are for Franken. Not one misplaced vote for Coleman. Now is that not something?
So, in 4 yrs., the fraud will be more rampant than this past year and that is saying something.
We may never see a repub con get into office again during our lifetimes. At least not mine.
But, one can only "hope". Ha, ha, hope and change.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:30 AM
Purplegimp
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WilliBeaux
Yo, Willi
In order to comment on your comment I had to get up off the floor where I was rolling in hysterical laughter!
Brilliant.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:32 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
We's not ignorin ya'll. We just be sleepin wid our sickness down here in the holler. I'm on here just in a temporary moment and then back to the bed in the holler for lil ole sickie me.
Youz a riot man and we loves ya. Keep it up, we need all the laughs we can get.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:38 AM
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Joe or anybody
can you tell me which dog is the hooga booga?
Oh, my head is svimming and my eyes are blurrin down here in did holler and de guns are comin out tonite to fight de coyotes. de noise of dem der coyotes is gettin downright mean and I gotta go back to ma sick bed. De flemingsburg national guard is comin to get ya and all dem der ugger lagers.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:49 AM
Peppermint2
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Sue
Another thing is BHO is going to try to execute some order that the presidency will last for 10 years not 8. Probably another one of those executive orders of his. Since he hates our constitution, I imagine he can do whatever he wants with his super majority gotten through fraud.
btw, the sec of state in Minn. who is supposed to be watching the ballots and fraud in the Franken/Coleman race is attached to ACORN and moveon.org
Who do you think will win that senate race?
Hate to make you feel ill again, but just stay near a bathroom. It's better that way.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:01 AM
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Special note to Willibeaux
I'm going back to my sick bed now. So if you come by I'll be back on later in the day, like around 7am most likely. got to get more sleep now to get over de flemingsburg crud.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:01 AM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
How my heart aches for that lovely elegant woman, Mrs Bush having to show the family quarters to that Sista Thug, knowing full well that she's going to try to get it looking Chicago slum chic even before they move in.'scuse me, I have to go be sick.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:24 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I heard that about the secretary of state in Minnesota. Does anybody out there want the truth or want to do the right thing. If you mention ACORN and voter fraud, all of sudden the left is screaming voter supression.
No one in Congress is held accountable for anything. Go out with hookers....pass....have boyfriend with fannie/freddie....pass...convicted....run for senate...indicted...still get to run....and on and on it goes. They are a bunch of criminals and it keeps getting worse. What happened to lead by example?
I think I need to carry around a port-o-potty.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:26 AM
Georgetwin
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PMint2
Fresh Blog Available!
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 7:19 AM
Goshawk
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willibeaux
Some funny stuff der buddy! Where kin ah be gettin one of dem der uger lager hounds??
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:23 AM
Peppermint2
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Lucy
I, too, felt very sorry for Laura Bush. Here is one of the classiest women in our country, who has had to listen to every nasty thing Mr. O has had to say about her husband, and hear Mrs. O say what a mean country this is and she has to show the sista thug the living quarters, knowing they will trash it up with baseball and basketball pics done on black velvet, that huge poker tables will brought in for the mob to play rigged games, pool tables for all the angry young black men who don't have jobs but will share the wealth, and sista thug needs a special cabinet for all her knives. This cabinet will most likely have pictures of her good friends who have been with her on knifings like Bernadine Dohrn Ayers and her sister.
It's so sad, just so sad it makes me cry. And once the WH is painted black and white stripes it will be even sadder.
How my heart aches for that lovely elegant woman, Mrs Bush having to show the family quarters to that Sista Thug, knowing full well that she's going to try to get it looking Chicago slum chic even before they move in.'scuse me, I have to go be sick.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:26 AM
Dogged
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Pepp, Gos and all
These comments have got to be the funniest I have seen in a dogs age.LOL!!
I'd like to vote for the Black Lab as Buck said.
"With a Black Lab, White House personnel cannot scream racist when the dog proves smarter than the occupants."
I'd also like to enter a new name to the mix if that would be OK.
"Voter Fraud"
Would be a good name to remind him of how he got elected each time they called the dog.
And of course the mat needs to go and be placed at the private entrance.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:30 AM
Peppermint2
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Sue
The only people who want truth are here on the blogs. NO one else seems to care what is going on as long as they have their Messiah in the W/B House.
ACORN has stolen this election in many states, but the entire gubmint is so corrupt nothing will ever be done about any of this stuff.
Barney Franks probably still runs a house of prostitution that he swears he knows nothing about, can lie about who caused this crisis, him and his crony dems, and the beat goes on. No one stops them or even tries to prosecute them.
Henry Paulson apologizes to the world saying we caused the financial crisis and all the hands will be out asking for bailouts as they are in this country. The only ones who get screwed are us.
Excuse me, I need to run to the women's room already.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:34 AM
Nee
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ooooh!!
Well, I gotta abstain form animal torture at the hands of a liar...but in the event of name choosing...I'll take Gotcha. Cause we're gonna get him one way or another.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:35 AM
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Dogged
So glad you are getting laughs out of our silly comments. It has gotten down to this. Silliness. What else is left of our country? Fraud, corruption, political hacks, bombers with no remorse, (see Ayers interview on GMA yesterday) and much, much more.
OK, one more vote for the lab. Fraud is a good name.
Hope your back is feeling better. Maybe a few laughs will help it out as long as you don't crack any ribs while laughing.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:40 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
Well after seeing the Time Magazine cover with Obama's face with the FDR thing going on, too much.
As for the executive orders, I am just waiting for the Constitution amendment for the President to run for as many terms as he wants. This way Obama can be in office for the next 20 years.
Isn't it great with all of these thug heads running amuck. Barney Fife should be in jail. Take Dodd please and Schumer, get him out of there. And that Potato Head speaker needs to go to. I wonder if Reid is really alive or just a zombie. I think he is a zombie.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:42 AM
Sue
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Another Honest One???
Justice team includes Clinton scandal
CHICAGO — President-elect Barack Obama tapped a major campaign bundler and a former U.S. attorney who got caught up in Bill Clinton's 2001 pardons scandal to serve on the 14-member Justice Department review team announced Friday.
Alejandro Mayorkas, a former U.S. attorney in California, drew controversy in 2001 for calling the White House on behalf of Carlos Vignali, a convicted drug dealer who was seeking a presidential commutation. Mayorkas and a host of other California elected officials responded to pleas from Vignali's father, Horacio, a wealthy Los Angeles businessman whom federal agents had suspected of drug trafficking. Horacio Vignali also paid $200,000 in fees to Hugh Rodham, a brother of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, in a successful effort an have his son's prison sentence commuted by the outgoing president.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1108/15651.html
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:45 AM
Sue
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Valerie
She is not so clean either.
An Obama aide confirms the CBS report that Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett will serve as a senior advisor to Obama.
I remember the issues in the housing and all that good stuff. Well, another one with a past. Does it end?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:47 AM
Peppermint2
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Nee
I don't blame you one bit. I too hate to see animal torture unless the animal is the sista thug dog. Not even PETA will rescue that. It's a crying shame to put an intelligent, loyal, kind and loving dog inside a Marxist family. I can't imagine what a life that dog will have. It's too scary to even contemplate.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 9:54 AM
Peppermint2
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Sue
It will never end. The entire W/B staff is being loaded down with old Clintonian criminals and mobsters. I guess this is what BHO meant by change??@!
A change back to the Clinton years where we had peace and kumbaya singing, flowers in our hair, and Monica. I wonder who will be BHO's Monica. I hope he picks someone a wee bit more attractive.
I hear Hillary might be tapped for sec of state. If I were her I 'd say go to hell. I would stay in the senate and wait it out to run against him in 4 years if we have an election in 4 years. Now, the Clintons know what they are dealing with and could come up with a new strategy to get the Messiah out. Perhaps Hillary could prove he is not the real Messiah by then.
That pic of him being FDR made me sick and off to the bathroom I went again. How many more cover will the Messiah grace before his long term presidency is over, if ever?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:02 AM
Peppermint2
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Sue
I wonder if ayers has a law degree or Rashid Khalidi?
If so they could be BHO's picks for the SCOTUS once several of the present supremes meet up with timely accidental deaths.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:08 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I was laughing at maybe Hillary being on the Supreme Court, another rumor. But really, when is the last time she practiced law? That is off the wall.
I see all of the rumors for Secretary of State are supposedly narrowed down to Richardson and Clinton. Gee, what happened to Kerry? Now it could all be smoke and mirror, who knows? Maybe Wright can be Secretary of State.
By the way, I see the womens groups are starting to get up in arms. They are hoping that Obama's cabinet is not all men. Oh, the madness. Who cares if they are men, how about if they are not Clinton left over and don't have 10,000 skeletons in the closet.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:08 AM
Dogged
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Pepp
No, the damn back is just as bad as it was. Thanks for asking. That's why I haven't been around, I can't sit up for long.
How are you and Gos doing with the crud? I hope you're starting to get better.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:10 AM
Lucy
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What Obama showered & go ugly male dog!
Uggh, pleae don't mention Obama amending the constitution and staying in for 20 years. I am hoping he doesn't get inaugareted in January, due to a technicality in his birth certificate. (Ya, right can you say mobster's)
OH my someone mentioned Obama showered! Wow what a wonderful President elect. He shower's, what a good example he is being to sooo many less fortunates, perhaps he has even inspired the homeless to go find a shower. Hey, did anyone happen to catch the temperature he showers at, maybe I could adjust my water heater. Gag! *Looking forward to the results, of the doggy contest, I voted earlier for the ugly (male) dog! If ugly dog wins I hope it's on the cover of the TIME magazine next month!
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:16 AM
willibeaux
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Yo de Pepperhawk! Sorry
to hears you is got another dose of de crud. Youse is gots to take of yo self, for de 'Hawks sake and for us agitators. We needs yo blog. Glad you and Gos got a chuckle at my last attempt to be a smart a**.
In all seriousness, please take care of yourself. I'll be gone for most of the day today (10:00 AM 'till ?) and will check in later.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:20 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
Maybe Monica can be Michelle's stylist. Didn't she design handbags at one time? I can't remember.
It seems every time you turn around another Clintonian is stepping up. Is this the big reunion we have all been waiting for? Lets join hands and sing!
Hey if Hillary gets Secretary of State, then maybe Bill can take her place in the Senate?
That Time Magazine cover was off the charts. I cancelled my subscription. But, my dad kept his. My mom almost puked when she saw it. It was sad. I did not it amusing nor inspiring.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:50 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Gos! As soon as
you gits yo still up and distillin', I'll see if I can git you one of dem der ugger lagers. One of my hillbilly friends from Flemingsburg, KY who served with me in South Frozin Chosin (54 years ago) used to breed them. They are supposed to be used all up and down the Appalachian chain where good 'shine is distilled. If I remember correctly ole Jed Clampett of Beverly Hillbillies' fame used to breed them.
I lost contact with my hillbilly friend a few years ago. Rumors circulatin' around Flemingsburg is that one of my friend's ugger lagers chewed up a revenuers a** pretty bad and it was put to sleep.
Ironically my friend's last name was Slocum, a common name in your parts, but no relation to the famed LTC Willie "Wild Beaux" Slocum who first discovered the ugger lagers in Germany when his Kentucky National Guardsmen from Flemingsburg "liberated" the Hof Brau house.
Am I ticklin' your funny bone?
Maybe Mrs. Pepperhawk could have a name contest for de ugger lager. Winner might get an invitation to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 11:24 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp and Gos!! This
ought to tickle your funny bone.
Phone rings in office of the President-elect.
Dohrn answers: Dohrn here
Ayers: Bernadine darlin
Dohrn: Yes Bill sweetie what’s happenin’?
Ayers: You are not going to believe this
Dohrn: Try me Bill
Ayers: There’s a group of internet so-called patriots who are having a dog selection contest for the soon-to be first family.
Dohrn: So Bill what’s the matter with that?
Ayers: One smart a** who calls himself LTC Willi “Wild Beaux” Slocum (KY Nat. Guard Ret) wants to give them the uglist dog on the planet.
Dohrn: How’s that Bill?
Ayers: This dog is a breed identified as an ugger lager.
Dohrn: Yeah Bill I’ve heard of it. It’s a cross between the Ugliest dog (male) and the Bullshiite dog(female).
Dohrn: I heard it came here from a Hof Brau House in Germany.
Ayres: Is there a story behind this?
Dohrn: Yes Bill darlin’ there is
To Be cont---
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 11:39 AM
Goshawk
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LOL! Yeah dat's wot ah needs alright. A pack of dem uger hounds ta warn an kep back da revenuers.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 11:51 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp & Gos! Part 2
of the ugger lager saga:
Cont....
Dorhn: You see Bill urban legend has it (you can check Snopes for authenticity) that a Kentucky National Guard Unit (WW II) from Flemingsburg, KY under the command of LTC Willi “Wild Beaux” Slocum “liberated” a German Hof brau house.
Ayers: Go ahead.
Dohrn: They found out that the Germans were using these ugger lagers as taste testers to see if the brew was ready to serve.
Ayres: Is that a fact?
Dohrn: Don’t give me that “fact” sh** Bill. You know I always do my research.
Dohrn: The Guardsmen got the bright idea that these dogs could be used to taste their ‘shine to determine if it was ready for consumption.
Ayers: Is that a fact?
Dohrn; I’m warnin’ you Bill. Don’t question me. And stop interuptin’.
Dohrn: Anyhow the Guardsmens sweet talked Col. Slocum into lettin’ them bring a pair back to the states.
Dohrn: To make a long story short the dogs are used up and down the Appalacians as tasters for the ‘shine.
Ayers: The challenge now is can we find one for the soon-to-be first family?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 11:53 AM
MJSJR
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Pep
My vote is for Plugs Dog Biden. Stop by when you get a chance, I've got 2 new posts.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 11:54 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Gos Ole
chap! Youse iss one funny dude!
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 12:27 PM
Dogged
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willibeaux
"Flemingsburg is that one of my friend's ugger lagers chewed up a revenuers a** pretty bad and it was put to sleep."
Why did they put the revenuer to sleep? Just cause his a** was chewed up pretty bad is no reason to put the revenuer to sleep.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:03 PM
Purplegimp
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Dogged
From the grammatic structure of that sentence, they put his(it, not him) @ss to sleep.
Sounds like my kind of dog!
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:20 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
BHO is a chauvinistic pig. While McCain had lots of women working for him on his campaign he paid them high salaries. BHO had a few women and paid them below the men's salary scales.
Hillary can't pass that document everyone has to fill out so as not to embarrass BHO? Did you see the questions on that vetting process? Jon (traitor)Cary could never be sec of state because he has too many embarrassing things like never releasing his military records which show he was dishonorably discharged.
Oh, yeah, Wright would be great. The other countries would love him every time he said God damn America. That's how they all feel anyway.
I hope the women's groups all turn against the fool. That would be good for us if nothing else. Stupid women who voted for him should have known better anyway.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:26 PM
Peppermint2
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Dogged
As bad as you are, are Gos and me. We can't be up for long before we have to lie down. The ugger lager has us down on our backs most of the time. I'm ready to scream.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:30 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
From the little I've seen on the subject, McCain's female worker were paid the salaries they were promised, where Obummer's weren't. As he hasn't paid them, it really doesn't matter how much he promised them when he hired them, does it?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:34 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucy
I think on the next cover of Time rag there will be a picture of BHO showering so everyone knows he's clean like his veep said, he's a clean guy.
Ugly for you then.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:38 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
No it doesn't matter what BHO promised when he does not deliver. Sounds like a forerunner of what his administration will be like. Promises not delivered. Then Peggy the moocher that Malkin spoke of will never see that new car in her driveway and any other free goodies she thought she would get.
That's when the real riots start, when the blacks who all voted for him start rioting when they find out they are getting nothing from him. What a sight that will be when the blacks all across the country riot over their own first black president. They will probably want Clinton back then.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:45 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Never fear, the blog stays for all the good readers who keep coming back and agitators like yourself and Lucie. We need you guys to keep things going and the funnies. Sue is pretty good too. I think we have another agitator to add to our list.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:52 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
Yes, I do think Monica was designing something. It may show graciousness for Michellehell to hire the poor stray for something, not in the oval office though. Must keep her out of there.
I do think this is the big Clinton reunion that all the libs have been waiting for in 8 years. I hope the are all happy now and we no longer hear the bush bashing. it was getting so old.
I think Bill wants to be at the UN where he run that Much bigger prize for him.
Oh, gawd, I have not read Time for years. Just seeing it flashed on the TV screen made my stomach roll.
Your poor mother. I hope she is staying near a bathroom too. We must all stay near our bathrooms for 4 to 8 years, or maybe longer depending on how BHO changes the Constitution or shreds it completely and declares a dictatorship, which is very likely.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 1:52 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
Cool. An agitated agitators blog? I love it.
I had the strangest thought. Maybe Obummer won't be as bad as we think he will. He's basically lazy, and rarely follows through on anything. POTUS is one hell of a first real job to start out with.
Bright spot. From there, there's nowhere to go but down.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:04 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
OMG you are cracking me up you old liberator. The ugger lagers are still being bred in the Appalachian hills is what i hear and you don't go near those places unless you're an insider. there are people up there who have not been out of those hills for years, and there are deserters still hiding out from the VN wartime. They don't even know the VN war is over.
every once in awhile a revunuer goes up there but comes out loaded with buckshot. it's no place for any sane person to travel. Those roads all lead to perdition.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:08 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Love the convo between Dohrn and Billy the bomber Ayers.
Now, those two are uglier than any dogs we can find on this blog.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:13 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
LOL! Let the Dorhn dog and the Ayers dog try to find one of those ugger lager dogs. Ha! They haven't run up against any of these moonshine boys down here yet. They aren't the usual wusses that the Ayers group bombed. Ayers and his lovely dog wife got a big surprise coming to them if they dare and come into these hills down here. Even the locals don't go into those hills for fear of their lives.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:21 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! You
wrote:
"Your poor mother. I hope she is staying near a bathroom too. We must all stay near our bathrooms for 4 to 8 years, or maybe longer depending on how BHO changes the Constitution or shreds it completely and declares a dictatorship, which is very likely."
I'm going to tow a trailer with one of dem der crappers (porta potty) mounted on it whenever I leave my adobe hacienda.
You see Gimp dahlink, dem der has many applications
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:22 PM
Peppermint2
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MJSJR
OK, plugs biden for you.
i hate to tell you all that plugs biden and bullshiite are running neck and neck now. Is there anyone who hasn't voted yet? I'll have to cast my vote and that may be the deciding factor when the time comes.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:26 PM
Peppermint2
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Dogged and Lucie
The revenuers just get their arses filled with buckshot when they dare go into the ugger lager hills. The dogs are kept for tasting only. The shiners don't want their dogs to get sick tasting a revenuer.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:31 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Dogged! You may
be on to something.
"Flemingsburg is that one of my friend's ugger lagers chewed up a revenuers a** pretty bad and it was put to sleep."
"Why did they put the revenuer to sleep? Just cause his a** was chewed up pretty bad is no reason to put the revenuer to sleep."
Come to think of it you got a good point there.
:-)
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:41 PM
Purplegimp
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WilliBeaux
I'll have to get me one of those Bumper Dumpers from England. Very handy things to take on trips out of town.
We actually had an Israeli version on our trip to Jerusalem. It came complete with a tent for privacy.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:42 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
"Cool. An agitated agitators blog? I love it."
You got that one right. Anyone who is agitated, irritated, has irritated bowel syndrome, this is the place to come!
Yes, Obummer is a lazy sort, only one job being a community ACORN organizer in his life and teaching a a course on how to be radical. NOt much to show for all those years of his life, like 27 years I believe.
He'll need ethical working people in his admin to do all the work he can't. I imagine he'll be sleeping most of the day and helping Michellehell plan for their nightly dinners for the bombers club. That's tough work ya know, planning a menu for various and sundry ethnic groups.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:50 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Excellent idea taking a porta potty with you. I've got one left over from my boat. I think Gos and I will carry it in the jeep with us too. Never know if we'll see billboards with the Obummer's face on it and need the potty immediately. Or when the statues of him start going up all over the place. I just hope Iraq comes over and liberates us and knocks down those statues.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 2:54 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
When I think of all the jobs I've had since the age of 10, until his age, I get tired. It seems that his favorite occupation is running for positions he's not quite qualified for.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:04 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
He's not even qualified for dog catcher. The only qualification he has on that thin cracker of a resume is being a big bullshiiter.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:11 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
Oh, he did learn well from his mother, the Marxist. That seems to be the only thing that ever stuck to his hair brain. Maybe instead of a brain he has plugs in his head like Biden.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:12 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp & Gos
Are you all enjoying my attempts to be a smart a**? Try this one.
The Appalachian Mountains Corn Growers Association is hosting it’s first moonshine tasting competition rendezvous to be be held at Churchhill Downs, home of the Kentucky Derby. The competition will be open to all home grown ‘shine distillers with emphasis placed on those who grow their own corn. The competition will be judged by none other than a certain ex LTC USAF (ret)(almost RIFFED) from Scranton, Pa if he can stay sober enough to render a decision. He will be ablely assisted by LTC Willi “Wild Beaux” Slocum’s pack of ugger lager hounds of German Hof Brau House fame. If the ex LTC passes out before the contest is over “Wild Beaux”s ugger lagers will finish the judging in grand style. ‘Shiners (not to be confused with Shriners) from the coal producing states of the Appalachian Region will be encouraged to attend because this may be the last time they will be able to have any fun. With the threat of their jobs being lost due to our new fearless leader’s promise to bankrupt the coal industry, the future for them and their families is bleak. All new ‘shiners especially the folks from Flemingsburg holler are encouraged to attend. Music will be provided by Henry Mancini playing Moon River, Carolina Moon and Moon over Miami over and over again until all in attendance are too drunk to appreciate the music.
After everyone is thoroughly soused up there will be a turkey shoot and tomahawk throwing contest. The winner of each gets an ugger lager hound as a prize.
PS: The ATF as well as the local law enforcement folks have been sufficiently bribed to stay away. This means everyone has to be on their good behavior. :-)
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:17 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! You could
have gone all day uttering dis goody.
"I just hope Iraq comes over and liberates us and knocks down those statues."
Oy Gevalt
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:18 PM
willibeaux
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Pepp
without
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:21 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
Everyone should bring their own Ball jars.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:42 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
I think I'd like to come over for that competition. Do you know of a place I could stay in Flemingsburg Holler Kentucky?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:46 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
LMAO!
Keep the story going. It gets better and better.
However I think you need to change the music to bluegrass. These shiners down here like that banjo and guitaring bluegrass style.
Moonshine over Miami and Shine on shine Moon are two goodies they play at all the festivals down here in the hollers.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:49 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Sorry about the mention of the Iraqis coming to liberate us, but I figure they owe us big time. We got rid of their Hussein, they can help us out with ours.
Fair is fair.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 3:58 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
Of course I know of a place you can stay in Flemingsburg but it will be on a hill, not a holler. That way you get to see the lightning strike our house when it storms. I know you'd love that.
We're on top of a hill instead of a holler. We can see the hollers from where we are and the Appalachians are just to the east a couple miles. With good binoculars you can see the revenuers getting shot and running from the mtns. The ugger lager dogs are never seen however. They are kept in very secret areas so as not to be stolen by any of the shiners who are not getting good shine.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:04 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
"Of course I know of a place you can stay in Flemingsburg but it will be on a hill, not a holler. That way you get to see the lightning strike our house when it storms. I know you'd love that."
"We're on top of a hill instead of a holler. We can see the hollers from where we are and the Appalachians are just to the east a couple miles. With good binoculars you can see the revenuers getting shot and running from the mtns. The ugger lager dogs are never seen however. They are kept in very secret areas so as not to be stolen by any of the shiners who are not getting good shine."
Pepp! You are crackin' me up with your witty responses. I can't stop laughin'
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:07 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Everyone down here has Ball jars. This is survival country. At least we're ready down here for the Great Depression II.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:10 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie and Willibeaux
We are in good shape when the depression hits. We can buy off the Amish black market. They have their own underground railway keeping goods coming in and out. They were smart to have this going for so many years. they must have known one day we would get to this time in our country.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:11 PM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie, and WlliBeaux
Great! I do love violent storms with lots of lightening and thunder, and hill tops with good views of hollers.
Do you need a deposit with my reservation?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:15 PM
xpressit
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PG
"It seems that his favorite occupation is running for positions he's not quite qualified for."
Yes, and he never stops running. In fact, there are many similarities between Hillary and Obama. (perpetual candidates both) Now they seem to have the same taste in hiring people. So be it, but we need a name for his sycophant recruits.
We had Clintonites and Clintonistas, so I suggest the Obamians. But as it evolves, or he does, they might be the Husseinans. Alas if nothing else, his coampaign and election made a mockery out of our system – a system Hill knows how to play too. Excuse me while I heave thinking of Sec of State Hillary. Husseinans does have a ring…
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:16 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
You must be joking right? That's not some of my best wittiness ya know? I'm trying but my brain, she is amuddled with the KY crud. Or maybe I've seen too many revenuers get shot lately. It's amazing what ya can see up on this here hill side. Besides the ligten strikes hitting our modems and knocking our computers out.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:17 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
Bad news! The Associated Press is reporting that the ex LTC from Scranton, PA has been on a gloating and drinking jag since Nov.4 when two of his mentors, Obama and Abscam Johhny won their elections. He will be unable to attend the 'Shiners rendevous. This has been confirmed by your Mossad, Dem der bad motorcycles.
On the brighter side I sent Ward Churchil,l the ex Perfesser from CU, an invitation to come and judge in place of the ex LTC. Weido Wardo may come if we tell him Churchhill Downs was named after him.
What do you think?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:19 PM
willibeaux
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xpressit! I
like Husseinians
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:23 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
I'll contact Mancini and tell him to arrange the three ballads in Bluegrass style. Think that will work?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:24 PM
Purplegimp
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WilliBeaux
Churchill believes he's an Indian, so it should be a short strech to convince the Downs were named after him. His ego is big enough for that.
He'll do as a last minute substitute. Can we stick pins.knives and hatchets in him after the competition?
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:29 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
"He's not even qualified for dog catcher. The only qualification he has on that thin cracker of a resume is being a big bullshiiter.
This is why the ugger lager breed will be the best selection for the family.
After all the ugger lager is half Bullshiite.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:34 PM
xpressit
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See no evil
Willi: No fear, the one from Scranton is applying for a job wit de administration.(Sec of misinformation/propoganda) Ward will bring all the chickens home to roost... for the bar-B.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:35 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! I'm going
to change the tenor of the clowning around until I think of another escapade.
You may laugh at this one
One of Willi’s Guard Mount Episodes in Korea
One hot Summer night Willi had guard mount up near the end of the runway. There was a gate that was chained and pad locked. Unfortunately, the gate could be pried partially open so that a determined person could squeeze through. On the other side of the fence was a squad tent which housed a ROK guard contingent which patrolled outside the fence. As Willi walked the post and approached the gate, he could hear loud arguing emanating from the ROK tent. He kept on walking the post (Approximately 100 yds long) past the gate. When he came back by the gate, he could still hear the loud arguing. One of the voices was in English and was whining “Papa-San,Papa-San”.
To be cont...
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:40 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! Part 2
Cont....
Willi thought the voice sounded familiar, a loud foul mouth Polish airman from his squadron. Willi kept walking and on the return trip, he hears the relief truck going by to relieve the guard up at the next post. Willi is about 25 feet from the gate when the loud foul mouth Polish airman comes busting out of the ROK tent heading for the gate. As he squeezes through the gate, Willi yells “halt who goes there”. The loud foul mouth Polish airman almost sh**s in his pants and whines “don’t shoot, I’m a GI”. Willi recognizes the loud foul mouth Polish airman and says “what in the he** are you doing over there”. The now scared sh**less loud foul mouth Polish airman says “I went over to “visit” a Jo-san and her Papa-san was holding me up for more money”. “He had an M-1 practically shoved up my a**.”
To be cont....
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:42 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! Part 3
Cont....
Meanwhile Willi is thinking “did the Corporal of the Guard hear him yell halt”? The loud foul mouth Polish airman is still whining “please don’t turn me in Willi. I’m rotating home in a couple of months.” Willi makes a command decision and tells the loud foul mouth Polish airman to run like he** away from his post. Willi tells him if he’s caught by another guard, he will surely spend some time in the “barbed wire hotel”.
End of story? Not hardly. Willi runs across the loud foul mouth Polish airman in the Squadron Day Room the next day bragging to his buddies about his escapade last night. Willi tells him if he ever pulls a stunt like that again, he’ll get an M-1 carbine round up his a**. The bragging stopped and the loud foul mouth Polish airman thanked Willie for not turning him in.
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 4:59 PM
Darvin Dowdy
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Blue Tick Hounds...
...I'm partial to hunting dogs. Wish you'd had Walker Hounds on the list. They're my fav's. DD
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 5:08 PM
willibeaux
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xpresit!
Great comments. :-)
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Saturday, November, 15, 2008 10:14 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2
I do not think that I will survive 8 years. It must be only 4 years. I can't take anymore. He has not even entered office and he is the greatest.
The bar is set extremely high and what goes up, must come down. I do not believe the love fest is going to last the entire four years. Now with Chris Matthews, yes, it will.
The Time Magazine made me ill. I did find it "creative" so to speak.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 1:57 AM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
I got bumped off the computer earlier while I was trying to tell you that no deposit is needed to stay here. We have plenty of deposit lying all over the place that the animals leave for us.
So, just come as you are, wearing muck boots. We'll supply everything else you might need. No quarters to use the bog either.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:00 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Oh don't send that half baked ward churchhill dowwn here. he won't last one second in these parts. these people can smell a phony a mile away. they know he's no indian or professor to boot.
he probably can't play a tom tom either.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:10 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Is that a true story from Korea? Some story. What the hey was that Polish guy doing in there?
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:16 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
thanks for taking care of the blog while we're not around. You've done a very good job of keeping everyone entertained. I need you to do that more often.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:18 AM
Peppermint2
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DD
Blue ticks and walkers are very nice dogs, but too nice for the BHO family. That's why they aren't on the list.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:22 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
I like how you fell right into our lingo here.
propaganda de administrator, surely that is the fitting job for gaffe master.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 2:27 AM
Peppermint2
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Sue
Term limits for Messiahs should be for 7 days. Remember God had to rest on the 7th day, so the O Messiah should be gone by then. Not 4 LONG years, oh no we can't take that.
It's a wonder Time could be so creative with Evan Thomas, the no see, no hear, editor in chief. Obviously the creativity is not done by him.
And speaking of not being able to take 4 years, I can't even take it before his term has started.
I'm headin up to moonshine country for the duration.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 4:58 AM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie,
I'll bring some deposits from Pegasus, shall I? Might as well spread around.
This is going to be such a fun contest.
Aww, please leave Ward Churchill in. We can practice all kinds of fun things on him.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 5:41 AM
xpressit
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Nomenclature of the trade
Pepp: "I like how you fell right into our lingo here. propaganda de administrator.." -- fantastic
Well, thanks but soon we'll have to develop a code, once fairness indoctrination starts. A few people have told me they've already been banned on certain pro-bama sites. And with their chatty email system, to criticize him anywhere will draw their gangs. Could be that was what MSM feared, they did not want to offend his fascist base. I'm enjoying the freedom while it lasts...have to learn that code.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 8:40 AM
Goshawk
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xpressit
You may be right. We may have to encrypt all the email we send in the future. And sites like Townhall may be shut down by overwhelming the server with email.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 10:52 AM
Jesse "The Mind" Norman
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hey
got a new post up. drop by when you can
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 11:10 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp & Gos! This one's
a little off the subject but ought to be good for a laugh.
When I was young and full of vim and vigor, I experimented with my tomato crop. I got a wild hair to see what fermented tomato juice would taste like. A friend of mine who had a fine taste for everything alcoholic came over to visit. He sampled it and said "Man willi, this is delicious". After we had drank a gallon of it and feeling no pain, My friend, in a slurred voice, said "willi what is the alcohol content of this beverage"? I answered "Geez I don't know" in my slurred voice.
My friend says " why don't you send a sample to the USDA in Washington, DC. They can analyze it and tell how strong it is.
This I did and in two weeks I got an answer. What do you think it said? Come on take a wilda** guess.
Dear Sir! We regret to advise you that your horse has diabetes.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 1:29 PM
Peppermint2
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Lucie
You can bring deposits from Pegasus as long as we get to throw them at Ward Churchill, along with darts, knives and other forms of throwing contests. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot the tomahawk contest. Gos is really expert with both tomahawk and knife throwing. This will be a lot of fun.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 1:37 PM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
Oh dear. I figured that was coming. We will have to develop a code. I'm fearful the whole TH site might get banned. We really don't know all what the dimbutts have in that UnFairness doctrine.
This might be our last gasp here.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 1:44 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
LOL! You sure come up with the good stories. You should start writing a book on them. A compilation of Willibeaux's stories extraordinaire.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 1:47 PM
Peppermint2
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To all who have new articles
We'll be over once we feel better. Still not doing so well here. Can barely keep up here on this blog. Here's hoping we feel up to our old selves soon.
Pep and Gos
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 3:27 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Gos! Gonna
change the subject. The Veterans on this blog will appreciate this. Got this from an ole Recce Pilot. Hope it tickles your funny bone.
The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)
Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)...
1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.
2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.
3. Armor: Drives over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
4. Aviation: Has 12-digit grid coordinates of snake from GPS. FAC gives steer to target. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure.
5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.
6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (inc. cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous claim for travel pay settlement upon return.
To be Cont...
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 3:31 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Gos! Part 2
8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.
9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill myriad extremist snakes.
10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.
11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.
12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost.
13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere.
14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life.
To be Cont....
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 3:32 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Gos!! Part 3
15. Supply: (NOTICE Your anti-snake equipment is backordered.)
16. Transport pilot: Air-drops expired snakebite kits two grid squares away on roof of children's hospital.
17. F-15 pilot: Misidentifies snake as enemy Mi-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft fuselage.
18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, misses snake target, demolishes embassy 4 km east of snake due to weather. Cites inclement weather (Too Hot, Too Cold, Clear but overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Suggests procurement of million-dollar, air-to-ground anti-snake bomb.
19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, cold-blooded snakes don't show well on infrared. Infrared only operable in desert AOs without power lines or SAMs.
20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS-17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire.
21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target.
22. Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use weapons.
23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.
24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 3:38 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp!
"Oh, yeah, I almost forgot the tomahawk contest. Gos is really expert with both tomahawk and knife throwing. This will be a lot of fun."
I figured Gos was an expert marksman with the Kentucky smooth bore. Where did he learn to throw the tomahawk and the knife? From Ward Churchill?
Ha! Ha!
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 3:48 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp! No comment
on the tomato wine? I was thinking I would make some for the Appalachian Mt. Corn Growers Assoc. Rendevouz. To see if I could fool the ugger lagers from Flemingsburg Holler.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 5:49 PM
Goshawk
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willibeaux
Ha ha ha ha..Some funny stuff bro! And the snake prevails!
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 6:03 PM
Goshawk
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willibeaux
Naw,ah don'ts use ah smoothbore anymores. Ah gargeated to one of dem new fangled .308 Weatherbys. Da ting never miss's!
H*lls fire boy where ya been? Ah growed up larnin bout knife's tomahawks an sech from my pappy. Didn't every boy!?
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 10:49 PM
Virginia Daddy
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Howdy Pep.
This is a riot.
I bet Joe the Plumber gets the tab.
Which dog, though, most importantly? I dunno. Don't care, as long as he does as my wife suggests he might: get us all one. Then I'd want a mutt, a good ole fashioned mutt.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 11:10 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Good lord, you've got me cracking my ribs over the snake story.
Where do you come up with this stuff? It's hilarious.
I think you should leave the tomato juice/moonshine at home. There will be plenty of sour mash to go around for all.
Ward Churchhill is OUT. Don't want to part of that POS down in these here parts. He' have to stay in Colorado pretending to be something else, maybe an illegal mexican this time.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 11:17 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Gos is expert in all weapons learned in survival school during his Korean days. You probably went through the same thing. Gos was spec.forces and then did a lot of other stuff, especially with weapons and his hands kill by themselves. He doesn't even need a weapon for that.
Right and you're asking yourself, what the hell??
He's tried to teach me that knife throwing stuff but I haven't caught on just yet. I'm better with guns.
Tomahawk lessons have not begun as yet. That should be a real riot. I can see me throwing that thing. Probably throw myself with it.
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Sunday, November, 16, 2008 11:49 PM
Peppermint2
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VADaddy
OK. Glad you enjoyed. Long time no see. Good to see ya. How's Wyoming?
Oh, I'm sure they will need Joe the Plumber with all the shiite going on in the W/B House.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 12:13 AM
Peppermint2
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DRUM ROLL
The dog mat O Shiit is a winner and will be delivered to the Obama family upon Inauguration in time for them to place it in it's special spot.
The winning dog is Bullshiite.
The winning name is Mr. President.
I truly hope the Obama family will be delighted with the dog and name we have chosen for them. The Bullshiite dog, although quite unattractive received the most votes.
Mr.President was chosen due to the comments made by Gray Ghost who presented very good reasons for that particular name.
All Hail to the Chief, Mr. President Bullshiite
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 12:43 AM
Virginia Daddy
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Pepp
Been a bit busy...
Haven't been around much to anyone's lately.
WY's good, but my focus has been in my studies, so I haven't been able to enjoy as much as I'd like.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 12:50 AM
Peppermint2
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VADaddy
Yeah, I saw you on someone's blog saying you were up to your eyeballs in your studies. Hope all is going well with that. And, hope you and the family are enjoying your new state, Wyoming.
It's good to see ya either way. I know you don't have a lot of time on your hands these days.
How's the boys?
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 9:48 AM
willibeaux
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Neocon etc!
You are one sick scumbag. Take your filthy mouth back to Huffpo or Daily Kos where it will be appreciated.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 10:06 AM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp and Gos! Didn't my
ugger lager hound even make honorable mention? Boo Hoo
The Bullshiite dog will be a perfect companion for the "messiah" when he takes his daily stroll.
No Gos! My first experience with a firearm was with the M-2 carbine in the Air Force in Korea. It was locked up in the armory until we had a ground alert or guard mount.
I was one of dem der city boys.
Hope you guys are feeling better
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 11:27 AM
Sue
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Hee! Hee!
I know that you needed this to start your day, so here it is.
Happy Monday to you!
Motorcade rolled at 7:33 a.m. CST from Hyde Park residence en route Regents Park apartment building for the President-elect's morning workout. He arrived about four minutes later. Obama worked out for more than an hour and then returned home at 9:08 a.m. CST to shower and change.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 11:36 AM
Virginia Daddy
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Pepp
Thanks. The boys are well. Growing up quick. Its hard balancing time with them and the wife and studies, more reasons why my time here has dwindled.
Its been an interesting couple months, though, to be sure.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 4:53 PM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Well, the bullshiite dog was more popular than the ugly dog, but together they make a great ugger lager and we'll see them at the corn hole festival. Bring your muck boots. The festivals may be held in the cow pastures for more room to accommodate all the out of townees.
I think the Bullshiite dog is perfect for our Master BHO. That dog will match Michellehell's wonderful personality too. The two of them together should make a wonderful duo, don't you think?
I hate to see who gets the pooper scooper job as they will have to pick up both the dog's and Michellehell's doodies.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 4:59 PM
Peppermint2
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Oh Sue
You wonderful person you, making my day so bright reporting on our master's daily morning routine. I'm so glad to hear he showers after the gym, but I really wish they would tell us what soap and shampoo he uses. I need more information on this.
I sure hope the secret service don't have to take a shower with him. Ewwwww. Hopefully they have their own shower stalls. Maybe BHO has one of those hugmongous bathrooms with several stalls and such. Oh, I'm sure he does living in the mansion he lives in, so like us poor working folk ya know.
I imagine he uses designer soaps and designer shampoos too. I wonder what cologne he uses and shaving lotion.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:10 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2 - Part 2
I know how much you like being informed. I just think it is hilarious. The living diary - I wonder who came up with that lame butt idea?
As for cologne, he will probably be wearing Diddy's. I have that new post. Diddy created the scent and hopes that the people who voted for Obama will buy it. Stop laughing now. Oh, it is only $100 for 1.7 ounces. Get out the wallet.
It would be nice if they really went in-depth. I wonder if he uses Irish Spring?????
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:10 PM
Sue
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Soap
Or maybe soap on a rope or would that be, "soap with some hope?"
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:20 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
Oh, yes indeed, I love being kept informed of our great historical president elect's daily routines. I wake up in the morning with it on my mind, craving every minute detail.
Oh, Diddy's? Very nice at $100 for 1.7 oz. I believe that's a little out of my pay range as my taxes have been doubled and I have not received my stimulus money as yet. But, I wonder if we could get a tax credit for buying it.
Irish Spring? Hmmmmmmmm......don't you think there would be a matching set of Diddy's perfume label like soaps, powders, shaving lotions etc., coming in a nicely packaged box for say about $500 a shot? Nice Christmas present for Michellehell to buy him without breaking the millionaire's bank.
Ha, I just thought of something. They probably send a couple bars of Irish Spring to his brother in the hut in Africa.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:21 PM
dawndawn
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Hi, Peppermint!
This contest was a great! Great winners! Mr. President, the Bullshiite dog! Although willibeaux`s ugger lager could be a back up choice! It`s already well trained and could help Sista Thug find the mat. Maybe we should send several mats, because as you noted earlier, the Sista Thug may become confused about what room to go in. Can you just not wait to see this crew rolling out of the W/B House and off of AF One?
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:32 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
I think you just thought up a great marketing aspect to all of this, "Soap of Hope". Great name for a new soap. Perhaps you should submit that to P&G or Lever Bros., one of the big soap manufacturing companies.
It could make a mint and you could live off the royalties, that is until you reached the "middle class income limit" and then had to share your wealth.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:35 PM
Sue
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Peppermint2
No sharing the wealth. It is going into an off shore account. No taxes for me. Lets go buy me some hope. Of course there will be the Christmas collection. It will come in the "Yes we did" gift box. Now this Christmas it will be the President-Elect soap trio and next year it will be the President soap million. So, place your orders early and get ready for it!
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:40 PM
Peppermint2
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dawndawn
Excellent idea, several mats for the BHO family. Heck we can afford it. Willibeaux can get them cheap at industrial prices.
How about one mat for each entrance to the W/B House and also mats for inside the place. Michellehell did get very confused that day she visited with Laura. Can you imagine how embarrassed Laura was when Michellehell tried to use the sink as a bog? Goodness gracious.
Oh, yeah, I can't wait to see this crew alight from AF1. Barry, Michellehell, the two little girls, the Bullshiite dog and their handy pooper scooper hustling alongside them.
Oh, what a delight they will make in the W/B House.
Still can't wait to see that lavendar lava dress. I wonder if Michellehell will wear a lamp shade to go with it.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:49 PM
clyde
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Pepp
All Hail. (picture straight-arm salute while goose-stepping) good name choice. Willibeaux,THAT was funny. Pepp,while out running the 2 Goldens today,I had a MOONBAT that we've run into out at the dog park come up and ask me if I was happy Obama got elected. Of course,I said no way in hell was I happy about that,but the fact is he won. The MOONBAT then proceeds to tell me,and I quote, " The extra-terrestrials are glad Obama has been elected"." The channels have been opened for Obama to have dialogue with them". I s#!t you not. At which point I could no longer contain myself,and just burst out laughing so hard, I was bawling. Even the dogs were yipping. All I could say to him through the laughter and teary-eyes was "Have a nice day".
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 5:49 PM
Peppermint2
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Sue
Not only are you witty and funny, but smart too. An offshore account!! Very wise.
Oh, I like that "Yes we did" gift box set.
I guess if Gos wanted some he'll have to wait until I hit the lottery. This is above our pay grade.
But, I'm sure many, many people will be buying it and you'll be a millionaire before the year 2010. Get yo money before he takes the Bush tax cuts away.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 6:00 PM
Peppermint2
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VADaddy
Sorry, didn't mean to ignore you. You kind of got lost in the hustle here.
How old are you boys by now? I bet they are growing up quickly and too fast really. My grand daughter is now 6 and my grand son is 4. I cannot believe where the time has gone.
I know you are busy and all. It's got to be tough making time for all you have going on in your life. You must be very energetic and YOUNG. LOL!
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 6:07 PM
Peppermint2
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Clyde
First let me congratulate you on having two wonderful dogs, golden retrievers.
OMG! I can't believe that story!! What a moonbat was that? I take it he was serious???
Last time you were at that dog park you saw a dog with a Obama collar, now you run into this moonbat. I can't believe he would even ask you that question, if you were happy Obama got elected. Very nosey if ya ask me.
You must be brave to answer or did he look like a wuss and you thought it was safe? I don't think I'd answer some of these vile looking creatures who have voted for BHO.
Glad you like the choice of the Bullshiite dog. I think it's perfect. I think some of PDiddy's cologne will be needed though to help de-stink the dog, the cologne Sue is talking about.
Or maybe the dog smells better really than Diddy's cologne.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 6:13 PM
Peppermint2
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Clyde
btw, I bet the BHO family has a hard time getting that Bullshiite dog to goose step. One nasty look outta that one and I'd run for the hills.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 8:24 PM
Virginia Daddy
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No worries
Busy, yes.
The boys are now two and three, and I am aging ever faster. Which is why I decided to do this now before it even gets that much more difficult to do...
But so far it has been fun...
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 9:39 PM
str8_talk
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Pep
Good job on maintaining the competition and choosing the dog, I like the name and the reasons. That dog mat could be sold all over the nation, I'm sure that conservatives would buy it out!! LOL
New post @ my site, on to the next important "present" elect decision. The inaugural dress for MO. Could you help spread the word with your email list? I would appreciate it. Thanks, Kimberly
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 10:23 PM
clyde
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Pepp
Being this is the larger of two dog parks near our home,quite a number of people show up there. This guy has been walking a lady's dog that we met and became friends with,while she was in Hawaii visiting her son,who is stationed at the naval base.He had been talking to my wife about the stained glass art work he does,and she is interested in seeing some of the stuff.I thought he was a bit weird,but harmless.The closer the election got,the more Obamacrazed he became.The first time after the election we ran into him,he was saying how he cried for joy when the results were announced.I told him he'd soon be crying,but for a much different reason. It is not the same clown who had the dog collar.Ann Arbor,home of the UofM, is CHOCK FULL of moonbats,making it a very target-rich environment. Need to get jerubaal out here with a truckload of traps. Gunny has been wanting to organize a moonbat hunt,hell,we have an infestation of them here. Be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Monday, November, 17, 2008 11:56 PM
xpressit
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Park nuts
Obama's channeling alright. LOL
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 3:30 AM
Peppermint2
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VaDaddy
I can't believe your boys are 2 and 3 already.
And watch that aging stuff. You don't know nothing about aging YET! Wait until those two boys are 14 and 15. Watch out!!
Like Mark Twain said, at age 14, put the boy in a barrel and leave some holes for eating. After he grows seal the barrel.
Not an exact quote, a little paraphrasing, but you get the jest.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 3:41 AM
Peppermint2
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str8_talk
Thanks. I think people chose wisely on the dog. And Gray Ghost had wonderful reasons for naming the dog President. At least we can salute the dog!
I've been to your place and submitted my dress for the sista thug. Hope ya'll like it. It has that dominatrix flair.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 4:01 AM
Peppermint2
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Clyde
How nice to have a large dog park. I used to have one when I lived in West Chester OH. Great fun until my poor little corgi got jumped on by a big mean boxer out of nowhere. Dakota got a pinched nerve in his back over that and I had to put him on Rimadyl for awhile. I never went back after that. He was attacked by two other dogs the same day. All 3 of these people apologized saying they had just got these dogs from the pound and they had been abused. No place to bring an abused dog. Probably moonbats.
Anyway, so you know this kook. How lovely. Weird but harmless can be tricky.
Ah I see, he became crazed and even weirder apparently. Too much hypnosis watching those BHO speeches promising the moon and stars. OMG, he cried.
Oh yes, all we conservatives cried that night and I for one several days after until the shock wore off.
I think Gos would love to go on that moonbat hunt. Shooting fish in a barrel would be so much fun. I think I'll come too.
My sympathy for living in such a target rich environment of Obamamaniacs.
You need to move to some place where we rednecks congregate.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 4:08 AM
Peppermint2
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xpressit
"Park nuts" I just love it. Channeling to all the moonbats in the country. He casts his spell and they cry and genuflect before the Great One.
I think I need to get to the bog right now.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 10:09 AM
Gray Ghost
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Thanks for the Vote of Confidence...
corncerning the "Bullshiit" breed and the name Mr. President.
How do we get the Obamas to pick this dog and this name? (The Secret Service is already getting ready for their canine talisman.)
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 10:24 AM
clyde
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Pepp
Believe me ,we have talked about it. Not because of the moonbats,with the exception of those who were elected. Michigan has been doing a slide for the last 10 years,now the skids have been WELL-GREASED for the final shove. Although our home is paid-off,we most likely could not get anywhere near what we need to have for it. 5 years ago,houses on this block were going for around $210,000 to $250,000. The last one that sold went for $165,000. The owner felt EXTREMELY lucky to get that. nice thing about the dog park now,is it gets dark by 5:30,and today the high temp is going to be 30,won't be hardly ANYONE there. From about 50+ people coming between 4 and 6PM,there is now maybe 20 tops.On a nice day.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 1:55 PM
Peppermint2
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GrayGhost
You are welcome. The most votes came in for the Bullshiite dog so that's how he got chosen.
But your comments on how we can say President without feeling soooooooooo bad about it, knowing we're addressing the dog instead was the kicker.
Congrats.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Peppermint2
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Clyde
Oh, I know exactly where you're coming from on selling the house. Before I moved down here to the farm, I had a condo to sell. The market just started to plunge at that point. At first I was going to try to hold out for a good price, but it became evident that trying to pay all the condo expenses while wanting to fix things at the farm here was a no way to go. So, I had to sell somewhat below what I wanted and did not get my investment back. Very depressing. But, I was glad to get what I did because since then no condos have sold in my former condo community.
Yeah, I guess with the winter coming and darkness falling that helps keep the crowds down.
I found that in hot weather there would be no one at my dog park too. A friend and I would go, our dogs were real buddies, like brothers, and they would run all they wanted by themselves, then when they got hot, we'd just go home.
But, I really disliked it when people would bring abused dogs in straight from the shelter. The rules said no abused dogs allowed into the park as they are not socialized and need proper socialism first. I guess these dingbats didn't realize socializing takes work with a dog on a LEASH.
Here, we're lucky, we have all this acreage to let our dogs run on and no one to bother us. It's really great, although poor ole Shadow is not running too well these days. We've got him on Rimadyl now for his arthritis and he's doing much better, can walk longer, but not much running. Dakota runs like a jack rabbit and poor Shadow can't keep up. He used to be fast as lightning in his younger days Ron says. It's sad to watch him try so hard. And he's such a great shepherd.
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Tuesday, November, 18, 2008 11:51 PM
willibeaux
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Yo Pepp unt Gos? What is
that eerie sound emanating from the hollers of Flemingsburg KY? I do believe it's the howling of Willi "Wild Beaux" Slocum's pack of ugger lager hounds grieving in disappointment of not being selected as the Obama's pet. It's too bad "Wild Beaux" was unable to come up a picture of one of them. They would have won the contest paws down. :-)
If you can just visualize what the offspring of the Ugly Dog, and the winner, the Bullshiit dog, it would bring tears to your eyes. Maybe you will find it in your hearts to overwhelm Slo Joe Biden with a surprise gift. I bet "Wild Beaux" would gladly make one available for a reasonable price. What say you?
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Wednesday, November, 19, 2008 12:24 AM
Sue
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Peppermint2
Today is Tuesday and I did not want you to miss the items of the day...drum roll please! And get to the bathroom pronto!
The motorcade left the Obamas' home and headed for Regents Park apartments.
The motorcade left the apartments after morning work-out and arrives back at Obama's home just five minutes later.
Barack Obama leaves his home.
Barack Obama arrives at his office in the federal building.
President-elect Obama arrives home. His motorcade was met with cheers.
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Wednesday, November, 19, 2008 12:34 AM
xpressit
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I smell
something...Hmmm smell like dogshyt. I vote for one condition, John Meachum has to walk it to the park three times a week. So everyone sees the two together, that's justice. I heard SpewsWeek compared O to Lincoln. This is getting really sickening. (Maybe That One can make "Mr President" take take the 3 am phone calls)
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Wednesday, November, 19, 2008 7:53 AM
Peppermint2
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Willibeaux
Sure. We need to send Gaffetastic Biden one of those dogs you can create, the really, really ugly dog. Sorry, about your disappointment.
Those lager dogs are great and they do quite a bit of howling at times. Very eerie.
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Wednesday, November, 19, 2008 8:23 AM
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Sue
Oh thank you so much for the update. You do know how much I look forward to all this information in the life of our historical POTUS. I'm glad to see he is working so hard these days. It sounds absolutely grueling. I don't know how he manages it.
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Wednesday, November, 19, 2008 8:34 AM
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xpressit
Yes you do smell that and not only from the dog of course. That smell will be coming from the W/B House loud and strong soon. Oi vey I hate to think of it.
John Meachum would be an excellent dog walker.
Comparing the O to Lincoln is like comparing worms to lobster. The mag rag has gone completely mad. So has Time with the faux Obama/Roosevelt front cover. Geesh. It's getting crazier every day.
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