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Comment on: ANTI-LIBERAL ZONE

LIBERALS SET TO RENAME VETERANS DAY!

43 Comments

WHY NOT RENAME VETERANS DAY

All Humanity Day, or We are the World Day; or better still, World Citizens Day. Now there's a bill Obama will sign.

Darn you, Gunny!

You had me going there for a while, then I realized your post was satire. The trouble is, I could see the libs doing something exactly like this.

Smelly Liberal Hippie Day. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ApolloSpeaks

You've done me one better amigo.

World Citizens Day with Barry as the Emperor of the World! haha

Publius4254

Thanks for the kudos and hope I did not cause any heart problems! HAHA

The Smelly Liberal Hippie Day almost became: The Patchouli Smelling Liberal Hippie Day but I figured that was too long for stupid liberals to think up.

Gunny

You had me going too. Until I read some of the "comments" by other liberals.
Good one.
Love the picture. Now that would be truth in advertising!!!!

Gunny..oh my you got my dander up

Ya had me going at first...

I wouldn't put it past the physco ward escapees in Congress though

beachmom

Just a satirical spear into the belly of the beast.

That pic of Code Pink, who Waxman assisted in Fallujah, says it all.

Edna Eagle

psycho ward escapees! hahaha. The perfect description of Congress.

I hope this makes MORE Americans look with scorn and suspicion on Congress. THIS is the time we have to stay engaged and press the attack.

You mean

The Official Apologize to the World Day?

My blood pressure was heading up. You really had me there for awhile. Hopefully, this won't be spoken in jest but taken seriously by the commiepinkobedwetters in congress.

By the way folks, take up the cause to stop the inappropriately named free internet initiative being considered by the FCC this week, tomorrow[?]. It will destroy the freedom of discourse we so enjoy currently.

MD/MG

Already wrote my reps/sens about it, not that it will do much good. Just another issue in the NEW Declaration of Independence being written daily.

Gunny

Loyal Democrat could not have written this piece better. Of course,the key to good satire is that element of truth. Don't be surprized if one of these libstains actually promotes the idea.

Code Pink

Do they have a death wish???

Hysterical, Gunny!

And the photograph is just priceless.

clyde

High praise brother. Loyal Democrat's satirical abilites are the stuff of legend.

No, I have NO DOUBT that some libturd like Shiela Jackson-Lee, or Henry Nostrilus Waxman would LOVE to do this.

buck

If they do, I volunteer to fulfill their wish.

Janelle

Thanks for the kudos and for commenting. I searched high and low for the right picture. We can always count on Code Pink to suck.

Guns... you the new "Loyal Democrat"?


That was hilarious, except for the picture, which actually ISN'T fiction.

Hey... I support the murder of Code Pink ugly hairy-legged hippie chicks!

I was looking

for the weblink!

Good'un, Loyal Gunny.

Puh-leeze tell me...

...this is a joke!

Oh...it is?

The real problem is that is sounds so plausible!

Well done...and a good LOL after the heart attack.

Embarassed!!!!

Dang it Gunny....I took this as serious. I have spread it all around here at work. Now, I gotta go retract it all. I even had some libturds mad about it. I know it is my own fault for not reading the whole thing first.....BUT, this is so believable from the libturds, I just ran with it. Now, I gotta go around and 'splain myself. Warnings please!!!

BrianR

INDEED! I'd volunteer to supply my own ammo and my own vacation time.

"Oh give me a home,
where fat Code Pinkers roam,
and no bag limits are the norm."

It actually hit my this AM over coffee.

"Talent on loan, from Goooooooooood." As Rush says.

The Crawfish

Thanks amigo. Hope it sticks in the hide of the Jacka$$ for a long long time.

No No Knuckles, this is a great Idea!

I think that each of the supporters of this bill should travel to Afganistan, and make a solo journey to the front lines and tell the troops about the idea. Starting of course with Nancy (Comrade) Pelosi and if she doesn't return, send the next supporter out to explain it.

If they all come back, and the troops agree, we do it!

Icepick ! ! !

The Interface

I usually don't do satire but today I was inspired. Making fun of libs this way is FUN!

UncleB

Sorry brother. But tell the libs this: "Why are you in the party that COULD pull something like this?"

but it so believable

Gunny, made my day,still roflmao.gave me a good cardio workout.only problem. is it might give the mentals an idea!

Knuckles

I'll supply the ammo, triple-O buck for close head shots. The only good "Code Pink"!

Icepick! ! !

Damn your hide, Gunny

I nearly blew a gasket when I started reading this. By the time I got to the fourth paragraph where you tipped your hand, I was mad enough to stomp bunnies.
Thanks for posting another reminder to drive home the importance of Veterans Day, and why it is important that we continue to honor our past warriors. I posted something along that line a couple of week ago, asking all to observe their sacrifices by dedicating two paltry minutes in their memory on November 11.

http://crowsnest.blogtownhall.com/2009/10/07/a_pittance_of_ time.thtml

You OWE me

The five years you just took off my life before I figured out it was satire. This was a masterful work. The best satire has the patina of reasonableness and rings true to the point of being uncomfortable. This hit on ALL cylinders. It was mighty damn uncomfortable. Fortunately my dander got to the point of scrolling for the link which was not there. I was looking for an attribution to "The Onion" since this was most definitely worthy of them. Still coming down off this one.

Smelly Liberal Hippie Day

Isnt that every day in San Fruitsissyco?

Had me going too. The point is, it is sooooo believable from these nutjobs.

great column

I suggest a progressive day. One that features a no bag limitand choice of weapon on hippies,one worlders,and general liberal a**holes

usmcpgw

"THE MENTALS"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you Devil Dog for a new name for the libs!

Saltwater

Thanks for the major kudos. I hope I did not vapor lock any Conservative's hearts out there. libs? Who cares. There's too many of those idiots ANYWAY!

Waarthog

Thanks. I do have occasional flashes of brillance. I ALMOST deleted it and did something else. Glad I didn't. I hope it makes the lib's heads explode.

Navyvet

Yeah, but nothing a MOAB or two can't take off.

flyoverboy

Now YOU'RE teasing me.

No bag limits! YEAH BABY!

Our motto on our hunting lodge could be:

"Libs, you can run but you'll only die tired!"

Hahahahaha, Guns!


Great song; I'm humming along.


BTW, guys, wasn't the NUMBER of the bill enough of a giveaway?

I mean, c'mon!..... "666"????????


The mark of the Beast... many of whom are actually in the picture.

Hell, I've had Match.com dates that were better looking, and I consider most of THEM beasts...

BrianR

HAHA! I had to laugh about the match.com remark.

I've been waiting on your excoriation of the GOP in the two districts where they'e backing Repubics as Levin would all them!

Now that you're gramps, GET BUSY! haha.

Guns

Oooh did that photo require a spew alert!!

Head over to Random Notes(he's also in the top ten) Scroll down for his "New Contest Post" and have some fun. I did.

Code Pinko



This picture should be shown everytime they say the are against the war but not the soldiers.

Lying wasted bags of flesh.

Packrat

I could not agree more. When libs talk about thinning the herd to reduce C02, I always think of starting with Code Pink and working my way up the lib food chain.

Great Satire, Gunny

I was "chewing nails" until I realized the joke (the Waxman paragraph).

It is sad but I could see the Liberals trying to do this. That is what made your "satire" so good. It was plausable.