Politics and Government

The U.S. no longer votes for a president. Our “Dear Savior” is now selected by exit poll votes taken from shoppers leaving Sam’s Club and Costco. Ms. Willemina Clinton (Chelsea's daughter, known as “slick Willemina”) is in her final term as our leader.

Good thing there is Costco. I don't shop at Sam's Club, so I can still be polled! Yeah! This was good.

especially if used for mass production of tidy whities. I might side with Sue Phlay & Slick Williemeana on this one. The nutty 9th is, and has been for quite some time, stretching for a do over of the Constitution. This is the first time I've had cause to smile at their antics. I am encouraged, however, that with liberal progressives and progressive liberals we can do nothing but move backwards; perhaps to saner times. Hopefully slick Williemeana will be ousted, her Mom Chelsea institutionalized in a triple roomer with Hill & Bill and we'll be freed of the Clintons once and for all. I see a bright future looming.

That sounds like a form of torture!