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Comment on: The Playful Walrus

Why I’m Voting For Obama

3 Comments

Too funny!

Nice. Thanks for brightening my day :-)

#14....Awesome!

So many people ignore Mars.

They don't seem to understand how the solar winds have become corrupted by our .5% of total earth output Co2 emissions. These manmade Co2 eimissions could even reach jupiter in another 30 years if we don't deal with global warming!

I mean, after reading your post, I knocked out my teeth when both knees hit me in the jaw at once I reacted so hard, you are sooooo right on.

I'm on my way to the dentist after I am done posting this comment, I mean, I ran out of pharmaceutical pain killers after using them all to make meth last week in my garage lab of this house I haven't owned for 3 years but the bank won't come hear my AK47 in this neighborhood. Probably have to stop at the computer store on the way back, gonna need a new keyboard, this plasma stuff messes up these membrane deals.

:p

I'm voting

For Ralph Nader because he used to be a Consumer Advocate and I'm a consumer too.
Obama isn't fit to untie Ralphs sandals.