SICK OF "GREEN"

exactly what is an appropriate daily alotment of chocalate?

Choosing between Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi
Reading a nutrition label
Scrolling through "in box" text messages
Reading Drudge
People watching out my office window
Shopping for Liquid Paper
Putting on lipstick
Looking at the dictionary for words you don't know
Changing the erasers on my pencils
Restarting my computer
And the greatest: stick my own finger down my throat and cause myself to barf

"Well, I feel 'green' enough to vomit on their useless focus of personal time and energy."


Said vomit will probably ALSO be green.

There's no excaping it!

I did that on purpose, btw. Excaping.

Good to see your sense of humor still survives; that's the main thing.

Or anyway.... I read it as humor.

...chocolate is indeterminable but large. It is a chocaholic fact that when the book of the Revelation was translated, they made a grave error in the part that talks about streets of gold (Rev 21:21). It should be streets of chocolate!

;->

...walking the dog(s) as they engage in the never ending battle to prevent squirrels and rabbits from taking over the world.
...listening to Beethoven's immortal Ninth Symphony, imagining all the CO2 being emitted by the gimongous chorus as they assail their vocal chords with beauty.
...gnawing through the straps early in the day.

are all more important than the "Green" hoax.

The whole environmentalist hysteria makes me want to pave something.

aside from the obsession with politics many of us have. There are millions upon millions out there who don't know who's running for president, and don't care, and are very happy. Glad to hear from you again, Squiddy!

"exactly what is an appropriate daily alotment of chocalate?"

As much as you can eat.

dealing with Filthadelphia area traffic
using a pooper scooper
vacuuming
cleaning out the cat box
dealing with a hangover
writing another chapter in my Obama's Blueprint series

of chocolate intake.

More important than the green trend:

Buying a car to drive in the winter in Wyoming.

Don't apologize about Spongbob Squarepants. When my grand kids are here, I enjoy watching it with them (the two oldest accuse me of being like Mr. Krabs and their grandmother of being like Mrs. Puff). The oldest also like to watch something called "ICarly"; but truthfully I don't understand it.

Mrs. Gray Ghost also agrees with Interface concerning chocolate. Personally, just about anything (short of getting shot) is better than "anything Al Bore and the GW people talk about". But I will include a true favorite of mine:

Going to a National Historical Park with my grand kids.

has got to be one of the strangest dolls I've ever seen. Did you make it Squiddy? It would sell like hot cakes if you marketed it to Hot Topic, trust me!
It's shameless plug time again.

is overwhelming....some towns in California actually want to force greenness by requiring stores to charge for plastic or paper bags. Between the public service announcements to take care of the earth, and the laws and taxes trying to impose environmentalism, and the constant nattering about global warming, I almost want to have one of those massive volcanoes like Tambora explode (When it erupted in 1815, the next year was called the year without a summer when it snowed heavily all over the northeast in July), just to show them we are not the powerful force we think we are.

By the way happy birthday to your son. My youngest daughter turned 1 on July 7th and my oldest daughter turned 9 on the 19th. Just so she doesn't feel slighted, my middle daughter will be 7 in August.

Without imbibing a fair amount of chocolate.

Or Irish whisky.

Or good beer.

Or your favorite part of any particular dead animal carcass!

I'm just sayin...

GRAY GHOST: Yeah, that "iCarly" show comes on after Spongebob and I don't get it entirely either. And why are most kids shows about kids with divorced or missing parents?

KEYS TTR: I'm planning to make a type of those dolls (although I did not come up with the one pictured) to sell somehow. You're right about Hot Topic, the MTV generation buys this kind of thing.

WIL: We are in the process of moving back to L.A. at some point, so I know what you mean about them pushing the silly green thing. We're looking at NON-public schools for our boys.

We are in the process of leaving this wretched state. We will move to Montana in the summer of 2010 after I finish my masters degree. Of course there is good and bad anywhere you go, but California is a mess.

...What about Wow Wow Wubbzy? Thats what I'm forced to watch w/my 2 year old. Or Oswald. My treat for the evening is when we switch it over to Sprout and I get to see a Thomas the Train episode.
Never get to watch the shows I like anymore. But like you say, they've all gone green! All the do-it-yourself shows, etc.
But you have a point about the "Green" Vomit. Making my head spin 360 degrees. Like Linda Blair.
Fun post. DD