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Comment on: The Kilroy Report

2008 Presidential Sandwiches

24 Comments
Thursday, February, 07, 2008 1:31 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Too dang funny!

This is excellent!


So, what's a "Ron Paul?" An empty plate or is he just not served Here?
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 1:57 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Very Funny!

But I thought Huckleberry Hound's sandwich was "chitlins on a day old biscuit", served with baloney, horse radish, and nuts?
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 2:07 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

They can be served in these:

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/05/03/taiwans-toilet-bowl-.h tml
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 2:18 PM BrianR writes:

Hahahaha, Kilroy

Looks like the Romney should also have some yellow mustard on it.
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 2:41 PM -Kilroy writes:

Jimmy

The Ron Paul has returned. It was on the menu until a cabal of Jewish Ryes and Kosher Hotdogs secretly took control of the kitchen.
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 2:46 PM The Crawfish writes:

The Romney

Needs to be chicken with yellow mustard.
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 3:35 PM -Kilroy writes:

Craw -

This is a quickly evolving menu.

Not that I am hawking products but I'll be sporting this on my gas guzzling SUV.

http://www.cafepress.com/kilroyreport
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 3:36 PM -Kilroy writes:

Craw

This is a quickly evolving menu.

Not that I am hawking products but I'll be sporting this on my gas guzzling SUV.

http://www.cafepress.com/kilroyreport
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 8:25 PM jimmyjames writes:

isn't the Hillary Clinton

served on historical White House dinner plates? Can you substitute thigh meat for tuna?
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Thursday, February, 07, 2008 9:07 PM -Kilroy writes:

jimmyjames

Nope, the only substitute available is anchovies.
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 12:19 AM Georgetwin writes:

Kilroy

I'll have a Mitt Burger.
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 8:12 AM Darvin Dowdy writes:

Now that the Mitt Burger...

...is no longer on the menu, can we write in a new selection? Buchanan on rye w/corned beef hash? DD
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 9:00 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Kilroy

Good one! I can really use a laugh. Not that I am a food critic of any kind, but shouldn't all these be available with bologna? Does the McCain come in combo with refried beans and a salsa garnish?
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 11:26 AM BrianR writes:

Hahahahahahaha

Anchovies!


Eeeeuuuwwww..............

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Friday, February, 08, 2008 11:33 AM -Kilroy writes:

Sgt Relic

Well, in a perfect restaurant they would all be available with Bologna (or boloney, if you prefer). Sadly, Obama has (audaciously) cornered the Bologna market this year, depriving the rest of the field their fair share. (yet another example of one of Edwards' Hornsbyesque Americas).
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 2:24 PM ScarletPimpernel writes:

hahaha Kilroy

the McCain - brutally funny.

the Romney - should have Grey Poupon instead of regular mustard

the Huckabee - SPAM on biscuits with sorgham molasses. glass of buttermilk.

the Edwards - veggie burger on fat-free bread with vinagrette dressing. Glass of virgin Sangria.
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Friday, February, 08, 2008 8:28 PM ShiningCity writes:

These are most hysterical.

1. I think the McCain should come from some kind of animal that had rabies.

2. You missed your chance to use the operational term "spelt"--learned from the Jimmy. Edwards' should be labeled that it's on spelt but actually be genuine Mrs. Bairds White.

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Saturday, February, 09, 2008 11:14 AM davecatbone writes:

The Obama

is missing the "red" peppers.
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Saturday, February, 09, 2008 11:18 AM -Kilroy writes:

dave

I kinda thought the marble rye covered that.
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Saturday, February, 09, 2008 6:24 PM clyde writes:

Kilroy

Available NOW at the Kilroy Diner? On Hwy 08?
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Sunday, February, 10, 2008 7:15 AM Nee writes:

hahahaha

Do you really have a t-shirt? That is awesome!!! You are good!
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Sunday, February, 10, 2008 8:07 AM Scottie writes:

That's just the way it is,

some things will never change....
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Tuesday, February, 12, 2008 8:11 AM davecatbone writes:

Kilroy

I've never had marble rye (shocking?), I didn't realize it must be partly red? My bad.
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Tuesday, February, 12, 2008 10:43 AM Georgetwin writes:

Kilroy

With the smoking ban in place, LET'S DO OUTBACK!

New Posting Available!
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