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Monday, October, 09, 2006 6:37 PM
maxflack
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Grumpiness
I used to be grumpy too, then I had a tube stuck my nose, another down my throat and another up by butt and a spinal tap. They couldn't find nothing wrong with but it wasn't because they didn't try. Thanks for your service to our country. I spent three years in the Army c. Korean War. Re: It's bad enough they want to get rid of Christmas and Hanukkah, it's worse the neo-libs are trying to ram Ramadan down our throats. It's near time to get out the flak jackets and M-16s maxflack
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Monday, October, 09, 2006 6:54 PM
Grumpy Ol' Man
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Tubes, tubes, and more tubes
Yep, Max, I've been down the tube road myself. They found bladder cancer, but I won that battle. My thanks to you for your service. I was too young for the Korean War, but I know it wasn't Disneyland. And as long as there are guys like you and me around, nobody's gettin' rid of Christmas and Hanukkah! Grumpy.
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Monday, October, 09, 2006 6:59 PM
Jimmy Carter
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Hey, Grumpy...
..."Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
I'm surprised you did not list any feminine hygiene ads....
take a cold compress and "apply it directly to the forehead."
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Monday, October, 09, 2006 7:09 PM
Grumpy Ol' Man
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Ancient Chinese Secret
You saw how I had to work around the TH censor with my special spelling of the engorged male condition. If I did feminine hygene, they'd probably give me a yeast infection.
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Monday, October, 09, 2006 7:19 PM
Jimmy Carter
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Very funny..
...I would state "Touche'" but I sure wouldn't want to litter your site with french litter...
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