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Comment on: From Jesse 'The Mind' Norman

OLBERMANN INTERVIEWS JESSE NORMAN AS LIBERAL CANDIDATE

21 Comments

Never let a jerk like that interview you

You'll never be taken seriously again!

haha

Well I like to poke the most fun at him, so I wanted to use him in this blog. It presented too many options, for which I took full advantage of in this post. Besides, who can really take me seriously?

Jesse

I got behind on this, so I am getting caught up. This was too funny.

And yes, I am having a hard time that Keith still has a show! Good job!

Good thing that your eyes are "real" and you are not wearing icy blue contacts!

Re Olbermann Interviews Jesse

Very good and a right on take on Olberman, you got the essence of his shallowness down pat LOL

Sue

Thanks for the compliment. I wanted to make a joke about my eyes not being real with the same terms as a woman might have to answer if her boobs were real. It is funny that I do get asked quite a bit if I'm wearing color contacts. Guys wearing color contacts? Pretty fruity.

Kev

Olbermann is definitely shallow beyond anything we've seen on tv ever before. Just seeing his face and hearing his voice makes me want to vomit. He's someone that should be made fun of a lot. I did like the Ben Affleck SNL skit. He did a good job.

Jesse "The Body" for POTUS

You gave Keith O a KO and we wouldn`t expect anything less from you! Good jobs, jobs, jobs! And thanks for rescuing Smoky, at least they weren`t waterboarding him! (oh, horrors!) I promise to vote for you early and often!!

dawndawn

Yeah, I laid him out pretty good. Just like I have other times. It's so easy to do, but I make sure what I do with him isn't so easy. I have to become like a method actor and totally envelope his character. While in this state, I become a rabid lunatic. The sky looks different. I feel shorter. After coming out of this mindset, I have to shower quickly. The filth it leaves is repugnant. I'm on antidepressants right now to combat the leftovers. But I'm feeling much better now.

Jesse

I want to thank you for coming by my blog!!you are always welcome and "be strong and take good courage". as you can read from comments from this caday5 guy-I have my hands full with him. you are truly a fellow soldgier. God bless!

Snow Knight

No prob. Yeah, I see the problem you have. Someone that believes that they can outthink common sense. I hate that. There's a lot of that out there though. Thanks for dropping by.

Why

didn't you take the opportunity to punch Olbermann in the nose, Jesse? The guy needs a butt whupping in the worst way!

Dave

I did contemplate a chair shot or maybe a figure four leglock, but wanted to keep it somewhat civil. Punching him would be like punching an old woman being mean. I've done that a couple of times in my life. It's time to grow up.

Jesse

"I'm not for putting up Gloryhole Theme Parks all over the country. By the way, you have something on your chin."

You are a bad, bad boy LMAO

Very funny...and yet, somehow, very sad, as it is a perfect explanation for why we are in this boat.

bdubya

lmao I wonder how many in here will pick that up and know what it means

Right On!

Jesse loved your "I'll indulge you".

Cindy

Thanks. I thought it was time to put him out to pasture lol

Maybe

I've had my rounds with him to on the same subject..

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He is probably being paid antisemitic, and has no be belief in Biblical Prophecy.

Cindy

I think he does believe in God, but turns the scriptures to suit himself, not God's intent. I see a lot of him out there. Our big evangelists love to twist and turn God's word to suit themselves for profit too. I will say God does not appreciate someone taking His word to suit themselves. I bet there's not a lot that would anger Him more than someone doing that, since it is His word. Sadly, a lot of supposed Christians believe that the Jews still having it coming because they think the Jews killed Jesus, when in fact it was our whole creation that made him even need to be born in the flesh and die for our sins. That little factoid is dismissed by far too many.

God is all about Spirit.

The Jews have suffered far more than any other race of people... they were chosen to be God's example to mankind...Which means most of the time they've been showing us how God can kick butt or allow such horrendous things to happen to those he loves..It refines the Spirit.

Cindy

He chose them also to bear his Son, the one to die for the sins of this creation, past, present, and future. He allowed their suffering during the days of Pharoah. He punished them for breaking His laws. That's something that should be made clear. What is also clear is that His people will in the end triumph. Anyone that dares to speak ill of His people or work wickedly against them will receive His wrath.