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Comment on: Pesky Truth

Some Comic Relief - I know I Needed It

25 Comments
Monday, August, 10, 2009 2:57 PM MD/MG writes:

Yup

A good laugh or six is a terrific way to start the week. Thanks.

Looking forward to opus #4.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 1:10 AM glnflwrs writes:

Garnet92

Great jocular post!!

I feel I could be a better soldier at age 57 because the smooth, hairless, top of my head makes a great solar panel for a killing machine.

Kidding...

Is the last one from Mrs. AL?

Glenn
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 9:25 AM MD/MG writes:

Middle one

the play on words is my guess from Mrs. AL
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 6:07 PM Garnet92 writes:

Tanks MD/MG

I'd hoped to have it done today but that will not come to pass - I hope tomorrow.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 6:23 PM Garnet92 writes:

Damn Glenn, you're not even a geezer yet

I can attest that us really old guys are cranky and not very accepting of anything anti-American and to round it out, I'm a gun-nut who is also a good shot.

An intruder interrupting my afternoon nap does so at his own peril.

Was it the last one? Maybe ... um ... sorry, I forgot.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 6:31 PM Garnet92 writes:

Good guess MD/MG

But wait (I know I had it here somewhere), don't tell me ... um ... maybe I'd better e-mail Mrs. AL ... I think it's the one about the Priest, the Rabbi, and Nancy Pelosi go into a bar ... no ... (where did I put my glasses?) ... um ... I'll have to get back to you on that.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 6:41 PM Patrick Bohan writes:

Thanks for the humor

It is helpful as I listen to Obama at his NH Townhall.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 7:07 PM Garnet92 writes:

Understand Patrick

You just need a humor purgative to cleanse your innards from the infusion of Obammy's verbal diarrhea.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 10:42 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Send Me In Coach!

I'm 58 and I really don't give a shiite any more.

Attitude? I'll give you attitude. If some loser at Burger King asks if I want cheese on my d*mn Whopper Jr. just one more time, I will tell them where they can place the cheese and I will gladly pay for it. (If I wanted cheese I would have asked for cheese.)

And at my age all night "play time" is a thing of the past. Talk about "pent-up" stress.

And sometimes all you want to do is beat the ever-livin' cr*p out of some dead beat playing his car radio too loud. And playing music that s*cks.

Please. Arm me with automatic weapons, tactical nukes, and enough ammo; and I will clean up the entire Middle East in 3 weeks.
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 10:49 PM American Sweetheart writes:

garnet

lmao "Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web."

That was hilarious!

Thanks! That made my night.

Oh and the second thing that made my night was I sent this one to a friend: Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

He said he may have that lol
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Tuesday, August, 11, 2009 10:50 PM American Sweetheart writes:

gray ghost

I know what will solve your dilemma: don't eat at BK

Their food is awful! blaaaah!!!!!1
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Wednesday, August, 12, 2009 4:19 AM sgt.stryker writes:

Garnet

Thanks, I needed the laughs.

I second Stevie on the osteopornosis...that is pure genius! (they are all really good!)

If I can pack light, I'll re-up...my old Ranger ruck, filled with radio gear, did some damage last time out. Ammo only...that's how I'd roll this time.

And I'm with MD/MG on Mrs.Al's contribution.
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Wednesday, August, 12, 2009 8:09 AM drpete writes:

Thanks, Garnet92. It . . was just what

the doctor ordered . . . while he can still order . . . without receiving directive from a government committee.
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Wednesday, August, 12, 2009 9:52 AM clyde writes:

Garnet

"Vets over 60",lots of wisdom in that.
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Thursday, August, 13, 2009 1:04 AM Eric writes:

Garnet

Hipatitus! Great one.
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:07 PM Garnet92 writes:

Lock and load, Gray

Wouldn't want to see you sent to the Middle East. you may be needed more here.
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:11 PM Garnet92 writes:

Liked that one too, Am. Sweetie

My favorites are Reintarnation, Foreploy, and Giraffiti. I love the word play! Osteopornosis is perhaps everyone's favority.
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:15 PM Garnet92 writes:

Sometimes laughs are needed, Sarge

Maybe that's why (as I get older) I seem to prefer funny stuff in movies, TV, etc. I think it gives us a constructive respite in an other-wise stress-filled day. I stay away from dramas - especially those that have sad endings - don't need it - rather laugh.
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:21 PM Garnet92 writes:

Right drpete, that's before the

physician's assistants supplant real doctors as care providers ('cause they're cheaper). Of course, it won't take long before the govt. mandated GPs are all that is left 'cause the govt. is discouraging specialists. Mistakes and misdiagnosis will be an automatic cost-reducer (thinning out the herd). Boy, D'obamacare is going to be GREAT!
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:24 PM Garnet92 writes:

Can't argue with that, clyde

Probably, the UN will convene a new Geneva Convention to prohibit using cranky, pi$$ed-off, old dudes from waging war.
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:27 PM Garnet92 writes:

Thanks for stopping by, Eric

I got a kick out of most of then - of course I also liked the Epstein Fart and the guy who was ready to remove the old lady's bad tooth too!

And the Vets over 60 is not a joking matter, it is deadly serious (I forget why, but I know it's bad).
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Friday, August, 14, 2009 1:48 PM glnflwrs writes:

Garnet92

I'm a gun nut too, just on a Spouse Imposed Budget. And I am the best rifle shot I know.

I received two ribbons when qualifying with the M-16 for the Air Force in 70. I received the Sharpshooter instead of the normal Marksman, and I was given the Expert Rifleman by the Range Officer. I shot 70 rounds to qualify, all in a 12" pattern, but they only counted 68 holes. You know how that turned out.

I get real antsy sitting home all day. I'm ready for a S&D gig. I'll take the point.

Glenn

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Friday, August, 14, 2009 2:55 PM Garnet92 writes:

I can dig it, Glenn

I bought most of my handguns (that is, if I had more than one, wink, wink) when I was single and only had myself to answer to – and (as you know) it’s a long-term “disease” that you never shake – I’m lusting after a Kimber right now (as if I need another gun) and I’m fighting the notion with all my might. They’re pricey and it’s a seller’s market right now anyway.

I’ve qualified at instructor level on the range at every CHL renewal since I first qualified in 1996 (of course, the requirements aren’t really that stringent). So, let’s just say that I know that there are better shots than I, but my rounds are consistently in groups that would ruin a perp’s day.

Cheers,
G92
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Saturday, August, 15, 2009 10:43 PM arik writes:

Garnet

Here's one of my own:

Depenestration: The act of revenging oneself on a hated boss or coworker by surreptitiously removing all writing instruments from their workspace.
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Sunday, August, 16, 2009 11:22 PM Garnet92 writes:

Good one, arik!

That was good enough to have been included!
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