Chapter Eight, a “conversation” with Joe Biden

Garnet! -- I really enjoyed reading this! -- You are a very good writer and have told an entertaining story without getting down right vicious! -- Do love the part with a naked Keith O and the duct tape though! -- Looking forward to reading more! --

Actually the Olbermann chapter was my favorite too. That was easy cause he is not one of my favorite people (to put it mildly). I don't know how much further it will go - but she still has to save the world!

Why can I actually see this happening? Why do I think during the debate Gov Palin is going to be hanging over the podium half asleep while Biden goes on and on about how blue the sky is...the carpet is comfortable...he bought his shoes at Wal-Mart...be patriotic and pay more taxes...Obama is clean and articulate...Hillary is more qualified than I am...does anybody have any juicy fruit....I was born in Scranton...I look up Pelosi's skirt along with Harry Reid...the republicans are the root of all evil...on and on and on some more.

This was good. I really got a laugh out of this. Too funny!

from Biden was a real pain in the rear - when you're used to trying to make sense, being as incoherent as he is, is work. I'm truly glad you liked it - there'll be another chapter tomorrow "the DNC vs. Mighty Mom."

Surely you jest - Biden and Reid looking up Nancy's dress? Hard to believe, ANYONE vlountarily looking up Nancy's dress? That'd be a fate worse than death.

Maybe that is why Harry is the way he is. My mom calls him a zombie. I think Pelosi winds him up. He is always standing behind her. Either he is pinching her butt or looking up her dress.

I have a few relatives that went to a rally that Biden was at. Guess where? PA. Shocking. You know he was born there. They went for the laughs. They can't stand him, but they wanted to hear what he had to say. Of course it was so memorable they laughed through most of it and left early. By the way, they are union members and have said many times over, they would have to be tied up to vote Obama/Biden.

Harry and Nancy belong together, after all, together they have the mental capacity of a tennis ball. I still maintain that kidnapping would never work - who'd want them back? When I think of them, I can't escape from their cohorts like Barney Frank, Chuck Shumer, et al. I may do a post on my favorite congresspeople and why I like them so much!

I have a site that seems to generate quotes appropriate for Biden:

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG/

Some examples:

- Fast blinking reveals the true visage of time pieces hidden within your eyes.

- The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver.

- I must demand your pleasing chin! How it passes there and back again like a leopard searching for its misplaced frontal lobes.

Actually, makes a bit more sense than Biden, now that I read them again.

I surely could have used that site when trying to construct Biden's rantings. That is a source of good information when one wants to create gobbledygook. Thanks for the link, I'll keep it.

Yes, if they were kidnapped, they would be dumped back. There would be no ransom. They are two of lamest people. Too bad we can't kick them to the curb.

I don't think my mom has stopped yelling about Barney Frank for a few days. And Schumer, what another award winner. Please!

As for Biden, I see he is saying more stuff. What a dweeb. I have to go to the gaffe meter site and see what they are up to.