Close Encounter Of The Hobbit Kind

first human spotted was Dennis Kucinich. It paused, hovered, its occupants staring in what...awe, horror, disbelief, all of the above?

Were they looking at a mirror image of themselves perhaps, or did they see something so ugly, so demented, so incredibly twisted and horrible to comprehend, that unable to bear it any longer they took off in a hurry, never to return. Who can say?

It is rumored, however, that Dennis Kucinich was solely responsible for the crash at Roswell, when the occupants, after getting a good gander at him, broke down completely, their minds spiraling into madness and, unable to comprehend what they had just witnessed, went out of control and crashed.

It could be argued the human race took one giant step backward the day Dennis Kucinich was born.

politicians are certainly a strange breed but every now and then one of them talks a little to long and reveals the true oddity of their nature. the Kucinich ufo comments are a fine exampleof this.
while any number of politicians can be credited with making unbelievable, inaccurate, or even outright false statements the lip flapping of Kucinich approaches the borders of retarded. if asked while running for president if you have ever seen a ufo there is only one answer...NO!