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Comment on: Keys to the Right

Back from Holiday (with a cartoon about old, old news)!

23 Comments

Outstanding!

Well done!

By the way, there ain't no "real" Conservative running.


"Mystery Science Theater 3000" is hilarious!

Hahahaha, Keys!

I LIKE L'il Spike's attitude!

My only quibble: it should be an ARMY sniper.


Welcome back, great cartoon. I'm glad to hear things are going well (cross-stitching? Is that like cross-dressing?), and that you're back in school. Actually, I knew that, because my daughter started her new quarter last week, too. Comin' down the home stretch!

Cross Stitching

is like embroidery and it's a dying art sadly, Brian R. I kinda had to put Marine Corps sniper because my dad's an old jar head and the Corps been pretty close to our family's heart. Yep it's the homestretch, yay, sorta.

McCain

Why the independents are allowed to choose the GOP nominee is beyond me. No sense involved. They are forcing McBackstabber down our throats, and I don't appreciate it one bit. BTW, the Ahmadinnerjacket visit showed me once again what a bunch of hypocritical losers the Libs are. They invite the Criminal, and then are rude to him. Disgusting.

few thoughts

a) McLame is now proposing an energy tax that the envirowackos love..see Hugh Hewitt column. He's against many parts of the Constitution (anti-free speech with McLame-Feingold, pro-unConstitutional big gov't with McLame-Kennedy education bill, etc....).
b) USMC snipers are the best. Webster's definition of sniper is: "See Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock, USMC."
c) Now Columbia U has a delegation of profs and deans going over to Iran to personally apologize for their school president calling out Iminajihad at his appearance. They should be charged with whatever that act is against folks who visit countries and leaders that we are at odds with.
d) 'Bout time you got back!

Toons

Keys,

Good one nicely done. I'm glad to see you are still fighting the good fight. Keep it up. MST 3000 is a good one. I don't get it here but I did in VA and NY. Cross stitching is a great relaxer. My old Eyes have problems finding all those little holes these days. I also find the rug hooking a good one. Bigger holes to see.

Like you said you're on the final touch down so keep those wings out there you have plenty of wind under your wings here for support. The landing gear will touch down and get you home safe. Just think one of these days we can all say I knew her when.

As far as the 3 ring circus that is going on I shutter to think what will happen in November. If they can cram this much BS in to the caucus crap by the time November rolls in we will all be in padded rooms. I only know who I'm not going to vote for. I guess the last one standing wins. We can only hope it's someone with a portion of a brain. So that totally gets rid of Paul Pod and Dennis the Midget (twins separted at birth). I figure if the Beast and Oblama haven't kill each other by then they are not even on my radar. As Blinky Edwards isn't either. McCain...duh? I digress.

Keep up the good fight and visit as much as you can. You only have to log on and ask and we will all be there. Stay safe.

Keys

Great cartoon. Very well done. I like the blood on the hands thing.

Real conservative? Are you kidding? LOL

New post

Keys.
I put up a new post.

KTR

That would make a great T-shirt...of course, the ACLU might come and get me...not being nice to a terrorist and all that,haha.
I like embroidery myself, but have only made ornaments...

Ooookay, Keys, you're off the hook

I understand, you gotta go with your Old Man. I'd expect no less from a good daughter.

Ooookay, Keys, you're off the hook

I understand, you gotta go with your Old Man. I'd expect no less from a good daughter.

Ooookay, Keys, you're off the hook

I understand, you gotta go with your Old Man. I'd expect no less from a good daughter.

Ooookay, Keys, you're off the hook

I understand, you gotta go with your Old Man. I'd expect no less from a good daughter.

Keys

This is my first visit to your place,cool stuff. Agree with Nee,that would make a KILLER t-shirt. Consider this my order for the first one.

Clyde

Thanks! What other dictators can we add to that shirt idea?

keys

Hey, a fellow cross-stitcher! Had to post when I read that. I did the same thing over "break", (even tho I'm not wasn't on break from anything!)
Yes, MST 3000 is great...didn't know it was still on. Good luck this term!

Keys

Oh,say, Chavez, Castro,Certainly no shortage out there!!

Keys

New -- and I hope funny -- essay up at the Island.

Errors

Keys,

On the sites that won't let you in go to one that is working or another server where they post and click on their names and that will take you around the error screens. You will be able to get in that way. You just have to piggy back on someone else's account.

keys

A new essay up at the Island, about "The Election and the Supreme Court".

Keys

I left you an answer on my blog, but your Blog Roll's still on your blog page, just in a different place from where you're used to seeing it, thanks to the sucky new format.