THIRD INSTALLMENT OF JESSE NORMAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

I agree Obama's elect lowered the standards but to the levels you write about!!????? EGADS!!! We ARE doomed!!! :)

Read the second installment. If you think the first one was bad, read the second lol

I DID read the second and it WAS LOLOLOL

Thanks. Appreciate it. I need to write a movie script about all of this. Oh wait, Hollywood would have to endorse it. Nevermind.

won't be nearly so open here in the US of CCA. We won't hear much about Obama's challengers, except that they are "extremists who want to continue the failed policies of the past". But good luck anyways Jesse....I'll vote for you!

What's scary to me is that there is sooooo much truth in everything you say!

You really are creative and I look forward to each of these installments. Can't wait for the next and let me know if there is anything I can do for your campaign!

Yeah, Pravda was a state run paper that we used to make fun of when I was still in high school. Now we have things just as bad here that aren't state run. I think that makes it worse. I'll appreciate your vote. For the general, I'll make a sharp turn to the right.

There's nothing better than using a bit of truth and turning it up a notch or two when writing comedically. I really like doing it when it comes to politics or human behavior. These presidential blogs, I get to make fun of both. There will be at least one more installment of these blogs. Maybe I'll do more. Thinking maybe do one where I'm interviewed. That would be fun.

when did you switch from "Mind" to "Body"?

Just last night. I was nicknamed "The Body" after Jesse The Body Ventura when I was in high school. When he switched his nickname to "The Mind", I thought it would be funny if I did too. Problem is I don't think many people get that joke because they don't know about Ventura's nickname switch, so they think I'm bragging about my brainpower. They know who Jesse "The Body" Ventura is so I decided since everyone knows that, they will get this joke. I hope.

I do have a good body, if I must say so myself :)

Jesse and America--I cannot wait to see the movie! you got my vote Bro.

running for President. Great concept. I'm with Snow Knight -- will also be looking for the movie.

I am thinking about writing a book along the same lines as this. My next installment will be where Keith Olbermann is interviewing me. Snow, I appreciate your support. Chauncey does too. It would be a funny as* movie, but it would have to be supported by Hollywood. Tall order lol

Kudos. Nice read and funny. Out left the left and switch back!

BWAHAHHHHHHHAHH!

an interesting event. I would ask you, sir, that you tell the viewing audience, given your openly stated stance on the issues, exactly how much fawning you are willing to put up with during the interview - we'll need to be able to accurately plan the length so we can sell advertising space during this historically historic event to our sponsers.

The Body! Jesse, you are priceless! Watched some of pbho`s TH today. A crying, wailing, whining woman asked pbho for a house and car. Think you may want to stock up on microwaves and toasters to hand out to your supporters. Remember, it`s the thought that counts!

There's going to be some sucking up, but I will not tolerate it for too long. Read it when it's done and you'll see what I'm talking about. Olbermann's only sponsors will be the Clone Che Guevera Now PACT group, which he will be the president of. Hard to advertise on a show that gets less viewers than those Wayne and Garth guys that did their show from a basement on a public access channel in Aurora, IL.

Thanks. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Out left the left and come back. Just watch and see what happens to me after the MSM and the extreme left has been had. Oh will I get it.

I was thinking of handing out redemption cards for Ovarian Mulligan cards if I'm elected instead. Sort of like sports card companies do when players do not fulfill their autograph allotment in time for the product to come out. I think I should just call this series The Jesse Wars Saga because there are going to be many parts of this story. I think I can get enough material to do this for the next four years. Is that sad or impressive? lol

Jesse, whatdaya think about A-Fraud? Spring Training is almost here!

I'd rather call him A-Roids. I knew he was on the juice. I think just about all of these guys were that have had these incredible numbers. You've got Bonds, A-Roids, McGwire, Clemens, Sosa. These guys put up the biggest numbers during that period of time. I don't think they should be in the HOF even if they had HOF resumes before they started using it. I think with that though that guys who have not been linked to steroids get all of the praise. Griffey's name has never come up and I don't think he ever used. Frank Thomas was always that big. He was a tight end in college. I don't think he ever used. Maddux obviously never used. Maddux over 350 wins in this era I think is the most unbelievable stat. I still think A-Roids is on steroids and/or HGH. He said he felt too much pressure playing in Texas. Texas? He goes to the Yankees and then he decides "ehh no more pressure in NYC. I think I'll quit." I'm not buying it. What do you think? I'm going to have to write a blog on all this sometime soon.

"I think it's the most unbelievable stat"

the Asterisk period of the record book. No to the HOF for all of them...