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Comment on: Maudie in Mandeville

Evolution and our President

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Maudie, let us say that you and I

are standing shoulder to shoulder 6000 years ago (give or take 150 years). But wait, it is only you and Adam that exist. OK. Anyway the sun comes up before us, passes over us, and disappears. And, by the way, did the Earth move for you, Maudie. Oh, that's right, there was no sex yet.

But, the fact is, Maudie, that we did not move in our opinion. The Sun moved around the Earth. But Christ knew better and told the first Pope who told each succeeding one and each kept the truth secret from the now World which included the sons of God and also the sons of Men.

But sometime in the 1400s, Maudie, a feller spotted something funny about the Sun and the Earth and came out with the idea that the Earth moved around the Sun.

And that, Maudie, was the end of inerrant Biblical truth. And the beginning of Science. And the introduction of evolution.

WHEN SOMEONE CAN PROVE HOW AN EGG

DEVELOPED FROM NOTHING AND ALL FLOWERS, SEA ANIMALS, PETS, COLOR ETC., THEN I'LL LISTEN TO THE THEORY OF ACCIDENTAL EVOLUTION. MY IMAGINATION GOES ONLY AS FAR AS IF THE CHICKS, MONKEYS, ALL BABY LIFE FORMS, SPONTANEOUSLY ARE BORN? WHO BEFORE THEM PROVIDES THE NECESSARY FOODS/WATER ETC,? ESPECIALLY WHERE IT SELDOM RAINS HA! WHEN OF COURSE THERE HAS TO BE THE NEWLY BORN TO MATURE INTO THE PARENT AND SEED PLANTED TO GROW INTO PLANTS ETC,! SO WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG DOESN'T WORK FOR ME? HA!