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Comment on: Peppermints Place

Juliet Smith's Diary Part XXI

53 Comments
Sunday, June, 03, 2007 2:25 AM Purplegimp writes:

Better and better

Peppermint,
These chapters just keep getting better and better. This was a work of shear genius.
If only we could count on the muzzies to clean up all the lib trash for us. But they are equal opportunity killers and don't differentiate.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 2:28 AM BrianR writes:

Yup

Why bother?

They're better use supporting the local wildlife as coyote chow.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 2:30 AM Peppermint writes:

Purplegimp

Thanks for the compliment. Yeah, I liked the idea of the Muzzies taking out the dirt bags. hehe
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 2:43 AM BrianR writes:

Heads up

New essay up at the Island.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 7:55 AM Paulie writes:

Spam spam spam

Ah, sweet mystery of life; at last I've found you!

Peppermint, you're killing me here...oops, wait a minute...just kidding...don't really kill me, I'm enjoying this WAY too much.

And I especially like the added bonus of Muslims in the mix; how did we miss that obvious little feature?

More Muslims, please. And I think I speak for the crowd, here.

Great work, as usual.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:59 AM Sangrun writes:

Paluie stole my Spam comment!

Another great chapter Peppermint.


Yum.... Spam and Candy.

Is spam kosher? Haha!!!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 10:34 AM willibeaux writes:

Yo Pepp

I made the mistake of reading this before I had some breakfast. Oy Gevalt. What a terrible end for Kritz & Kayo. And Spam? Kosher Spam? We had this on a regular basis when I was in South Frozen Chosen. The mess hall cooks would bread it and fry it. I vowed never to eat the d**n stuff again when I came home.
PS: Is "Oy Gevalt" profanity? If it is I apologize.
I'm going to nominate you for a Pulitzer Prize for imagination. Is that a category? I'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OZ.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 10:35 AM Peppermint writes:

Paulie

Glad you liked it.
Actually I did think of killing off one of the Patriots, you know, make it more realistic, but I just couldn't do it.
I'd never kill you off though.

I had another chapter where the Patriots have a big fight with the muzzies in Minnesota. Perhaps you missed that one.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 10:36 AM Peppermint writes:

Sangrun

I have no idea if spam is kosher. Who knows what is in it. Yuck!
Glad you liked the chapter. That Sangrun is one hard butt dude. Can't use the other word for butt. Can't even use it with the z's because that gets censored now.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 10:44 AM Peppermint writes:

WilliBeax

LOL! Good grief, eating fried spam, what a horrible thought. You poor man having had to bare that kind of torture in Korea.
I'll take the prize for imagination. Any prize will do. Ha! Ha!
Sorry I ruined your breakfast. You'll get your appetite back soon enough.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 10:47 AM Peppermint writes:

To all:

I meant to let you all know, in case you missed Purplegimp's "underlined" name, that she has a blog now.
I'm sure it will be a most interesting one.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:38 AM The Crawfish writes:

one slight correction

the wife ain't in Florida...we transferred up to Pennsylvania a couple of months ago, both of us.

For those keeping up on the news of the former Navy LT who got busted selling stuff, including machine guns....I knew the idiot when he was enlisted, and he was a complete wack job back then (93-94). David Carmel. A complete gun NUT, not enthusiast, NUT! His room at his parents' house back in Wisconsin was a bunker, with ammo crates and cammo nets galore. He spoke in Beavis & Butthead style talk. He thought the US military should never be more than 200 miles away from our borders, no matter what! When it came time to vote, he had no clues on any issues or candidates, so he called the NRA and asked them how to fill out his ballot, line by line. And he made it throught Annapolis?????? Those instructors are slipping!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:43 AM Pasadena Phil writes:

Killing off Patriots?

Don't do it! This is OUR fantasy. In my dreams, I always get the girl. And somehow, I can slam-dunk too. That's all I have these days. Don't take that away!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 12:08 PM Peppermint writes:

Crawfish

This is fiction remember? And, I know you love your Florida, not Penn. So, I gave you back your home.

As far as the gun nut, from what your email said he is getting his due. Nuts slip through the system all the time. Look at all the ones we have on TH who post their liberal crapola.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 12:09 PM Peppermint writes:

PPhil

Nah! I won't kill off the Patriots. I'm glad you always get the girl in your dreams. We all need some joy in our lives. LOL
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 1:34 PM ch47 jockey writes:

another exicting chapter

your showing of the patriots fighting off the jihadist to keep them from killing off the socialist was great, shows which side values responsiblity more. Just wondering if flying machines still work,or are operational in the story, and if you will use the jihadist and patriots fighting using technicals?
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 2:33 PM Goshawk writes:

A good one Pep!

But I gotta tell ya. Sangrun and xpressit should have never allowed the muzzies to creep into camp! Falling asleep on guard duty is a court martial offense. I don't think Justice Ann will be to happy with these two. Along with the fact the patriots failed in their mission to deliver these liberal traitors before her. Gunny may have to order a complete restructure of command!

Ha ha I loved the way you interconnected Liberal beliefs with Spam! Gives a whole new meaning to the canned mystery meat. Maybe we should start calling it.. Socialist Choice! Or Liberal Prime!

Good show pep!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 3:11 PM xpressit writes:

Peppermint

Good one. Yea, we'll have some 'splainin to do to justice Ann. Socialists never understand no one can guarantee their security. KO didn't get it. Its lucky KO didn't drive everyone crazy by the time they got that far. Ticks, that was funny. We could have tried leaches on the ticks:-) Oh well.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 3:17 PM The Crawfish writes:

Florida

If we had a choice between Florida and Penn, we'd probably stay up here. Just as screwed up, but her allergies aren't going crazy 24/7. If we could be where we wanted to be, it'd be back in Ft Worth, TX.

Justice Ann wouldn't hear the court martial of Sangrun and Xpressit. That'd be for a military judge and jury. They'd be up in front of GunnyG. They're lucky no Patriots fell to the raiders. Since the Followers of the False Prophet just killed a couple of idiots that the Patriots would have killed anyway, I think they can be forgiven, but they'll have to get some better training on watchstanding.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 4:37 PM Paulie writes:

Spam spam spam

I'm reasonably sure that Spam is a combination of salt, pork and ham (hence the clever name)

Further, I'll posit a guess that it isn't Kosher.

Of course, it would be wrong to feed it to a Muslim terrorist prisoner...just sayin'
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 5:21 PM Purplegimp writes:

Oy Gevalt and Spam

Oy Gevalt is so not a profanity that I almost choked reading the question. It's just Yiddish for uh oh. Spam is most certainly not kosher. Our Army has a kosher version that is nationally cursed by all who have even just opened a can. It's probably a toss up which is worse.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 6:31 PM Raging Bunny writes:

Spam...

EEEEEWWWWW! I would rather eat no name top ramen for a month. Good post as always. I loved the sour gummy worms..gives new meaning to worm food.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:06 PM Peppermint writes:

chjocky

I've been asked about the flying machines before and we have no gas. I guess we could use gliders. Ruh roh! That could be messy.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:09 PM Peppermint writes:

Now all you guys

dumping on Sangrun and xpressit, I'll not hear of it.
No court martials, no hearings. After listening to KO and Puffie nonstop for days, just how long do you think you all could stay awake. LOL!!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:13 PM Peppermint writes:

Goshawk

Liberal prime. I like that one.
Thanks, glad you like it. However, sangrun and xpressit are forgiven. Justice Ann will be happy to hear that KO and Puffie met a fitting demise. LOL
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:14 PM Peppermint writes:

Crawfish

I thought you didn't like it there in Penn. Things must have changed with your wife feeling better there. I'm surprised her allergies are better there.
Well, I got that one wrong again.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:16 PM Peppermint writes:

Paulie

So that is what spam is. I never knew. And, oh how clever. Maybe our gubmint should use it on the muzzies to torture them when needed, like getting the next info on what airport they plan to blow up the next time.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:22 PM Peppermint writes:

RB

You'll never look at gummi worms with the same thoughts. My grand kids love gummies. I don't know how I could ever give them the gummi worms after this. :-)
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 8:23 PM Peppermint writes:

Purplegimp

I'm glad you cleared up that yiddish for us. Poor Beax was in apoplexy I believe. If it got past the censors it was sure to be all right.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:11 PM willibeaux writes:

Yo Purplegimp, Pepp

Boy am I relieved. One never knows what the true meaning may be of some expressions. I was born and raised in a neighborhood in North Baltimore (MD) which was almost 99% Jewish. You can imagine what slang I was exposed to. On a Jewish holiday in our elementary school, the would be 2 or 3 of us "pork eaters" and a substitute teacher. Oy Gevalt!! We never learned any new stuff that day because of the mass absenteeism. Those were the days.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:31 PM Peppermint writes:

WilliBeax

Funny post! The good old days when things were simpler and no PC.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:31 PM Sangrun writes:

Sleeping on duty

That is rough and you know me Peppermint, I hardly ever sleep! :D LOL..
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:32 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

I live...

..to see another day.

Thanks Peppermint.

Don't tell Gunny.
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:36 PM Peppermint writes:

Sangrun

You are so right. You rarely sleep. You are awake for days on end. So it is good to include your background here. Your falling asleep was due to unmitigated suffering through sleepless nights and having to listen to KO to boot. It's like torture only worse!
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Sunday, June, 03, 2007 11:38 PM Peppermint writes:

JimmyCarter

Your secret is safe with me. We won't tell Gunny you're still alive, for now.

I just couldn't bring myself to knocking you off just yet.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 8:28 AM willibeaux writes:

Yo Pepp

It's that time again to start the week off with a little humor. Oy Gevalt.


HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open new files in your computer.

2. Name them "Dingy Harry", "Abscam Johnny", and "Chuckie Schumer".

3. Send them to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get
rid of "Dingy Harry", "Abscam Johnny", and "Chuckie Schumer"?
6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do another grand slam. "Babs" Boxer, Jon Carry and Chuckie Hagel.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 8:34 AM Peppermint writes:

WilliBeax

Good way to start the morning! 3 Big Liars on the trash heap.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 9:45 AM The Crawfish writes:

Penn vs FL

Well, we didn't really like northeast FL very much. Land of the mullet hairstyle. They still think it's an IN style. The home improvement show "While You Were Out" came to the town we lived in and did a house. They said it was the only time they'd done a trailer house. The zoning there is so screwy that you'll have big expensive houses next door or across the street from trailers...and the trailers are everywhere. High class shopping means one step above Wal-Mart. At least many of them have the same opinion of Teddythedrunk (D-Chappaquiddick) as us. Real estate prices are definitly out of whack. They have a very high opinion of some crappy homes. What I'd pay $100K for in Ft Worth would go for at least $225K there.

Of course the real estate prices there are NOTHING compared to where we are now. I'm in a 1550 sq ft townhome that rents for $1600 and was being listed for sale at $275K, in spite of needing new carpets and other work. Kid care here is not easy to get for military families. Most don't open early enough, and those that open early are lots more expensive. So much for my normal getting in early and getting stuff done (such as getting the daily work load reports) before the morning maintenance meetings. Everything's more expensive here, but whaddya expect from an area that's overrun with liberals. At least the food's good as are the schools. I can also work on my countering of libnut talking points here.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 12:46 PM Psalm23 writes:

Spamelot

The best way to improve spam is to fry it and then add some velvetta (or government cheese). On white bread of course. All the better if food stamps are used for the purchase.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 2:53 PM Peppermint writes:

Crawfish

Glad you are enjoying Penn better anyway. I know the move was traumatic at first.

You sure are in a pickle with that kid care. What a bummer.

There are some very beautiful parts of Penn, up north in the Mahoopinay Valley. Probably spelled it wrong. It's all mountains up there and gorgeous.

Yeah, housing prices are ridiculous almost anywhere you go. It still floors me what I see some places go for that I wouldn't put a dime down on.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 2:55 PM Peppermint writes:

Psalm23

Glad to see you back again.

You know what? Those people with food stamps don't buy spam and velveeta. They have huge t-bone steaks, huge pork chops, all kinds of things I can't buy.
It ticks me off thinking that taxes go to pay for their great food, and I can't buy it because the taxes eat up my money. So much for socialism.
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 5:49 PM none06789 writes:

An idea

Work in the Muslim trash that killed our GI's in Iraq. I'd like to get even with those ba$tard$.
Maybe you can work it into a story?

Also go to http://www.Patdollard,com and check out that cute kid. She's got a killer future as a conservative pundit. I dropped a dime on her and asked Fox and Hannity to interview her.

Anyhow, check her out. She should be cloned. She might be a good Assoc Justice in Chief Justice Ann's court. :P)
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Monday, June, 04, 2007 7:36 PM Peppermint writes:

Hi Patriot

Well, I don't know about incorporating them. I'd have to think about it.

I'll check the PatDollard site too.
Thanks.
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Tuesday, June, 05, 2007 8:44 AM none06789 writes:

I was thinking

something along the lines of death by red ants after we catch the lice-headed scum.
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Tuesday, June, 05, 2007 8:48 AM Peppermint writes:

patriot

Death by fire ants seems to be one of the favorite methods here at TH. LOL
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Wednesday, June, 06, 2007 10:43 AM The Crawfish writes:

fire ants

Down South, it's also one of the least expensive and easily accessable methods! Lynching is cheap and accessable, but where's the excessive pain? Neck breaks, vic dead. Even without the neck break, the vic is unconscious in 3-4 minutes. With the ants, especially if the privates are drizzled in honey or molasses, there's a good suffering factor. Drizzle the sweet and sticky stuff on the nekkid vic and place them face down with said parts directly on the anthill......and watch the eyes bug out really fast!
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Wednesday, June, 06, 2007 3:54 PM Raging Bunny writes:

The Crawfish

Make sure to stir up the nest and pour some water on it for good measure, if I recall from my unlucky experiences they were most angry after a good rain.
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Wednesday, June, 06, 2007 4:03 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

I have a related story...

...one Saturday night in The Stockyards Here in Fort Worth, there was a man who got a little rowdy with some other folks and the Mount Patrol were called. Well this guy was a little apprehensive at being cuffed so the police took him to the ground. While on the ground the guy began screaming and flailing and fighting. The police apparently thought he was resisting. Still, more screaming, flailing, and fighting. Finally, the police got the guy on his feet and he was covered in ants!! He was actually put face down on an antbed!!
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Friday, June, 08, 2007 3:43 PM RazorTongue writes:

RB:

Ever tried pouring some Bud on them? *Grins evilly* I wonder if drunken fire ants are more fun? *Giggles*
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Saturday, June, 09, 2007 7:42 AM none06789 writes:

You guys are too much

ROFLMFAO!!!
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Thursday, June, 14, 2007 11:19 PM J-Dawg writes:

Awesome, yet again.

I agree with pg, the story gets better & better. I also noticed one of the TH blogads is (i think)for a conservative publisher (nudge, nudge).

It's also important that the 2 libcakes got waxed by the great enemy, as loons aren't immune.

Excellent job, as usual Pepp. I better get me some chicken soup.

-regards

PS- I'm told 2 weeks til cable isp problem is resolved. Its a local problem, I gess with the wires outside. When the withdrawals get really heavy (like now) I sneak in at work (shhhh)

=)
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Friday, June, 15, 2007 5:31 AM Peppermint writes:

J-Dawg

Hi there. I"ve been wondering where you've been. Now I know. Good to hear from you. I will remain quiet and not tell a soul. LOL

Thanks for the compliments.
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Tuesday, June, 19, 2007 1:03 PM Pappy Michael writes:

Greetings Peppermint !


Et Al !

Sorry I ain't been around, went to Washington to help move my daughter and family. A little cool there, but very pretty.

A reminder I am planning a BBQ for 18 August ! All Y'All are invited, even Bradford; if he drives with Peppermint. BTW, Pep, bring your Corgi, my cats like dogs as they were raised by a Chesapeake Bay and think they are also dogs.

To clarify, I live in Hamptom Roads Virginia, which is not a town but more like a region or burrough. Town is Newport News. Peppermint, I would like to contact you direct, but I do not want to expose you to the Moonbats on this blog; any ideas?

Any Partiot is welcome, I will have some sort of RSVP set up by the end of July. Anyone wanting to camp in the backyard is welcome to, bring your own tent.

Purplegimp, Virginia is nice too, and you are welcome. I do not have wheelchair ramps, but I am sure we can figure something out if you are interested. I will grant you a room on the first floor, I have extra and if you can make it to this side of the pond I will be happy to put you up. Teadrinker as well.

Jimmy C is welcome as well, bring peanuts.

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