"Right-Wing Extremists Anonymous" meeting

Nothing you said sounded very extreme to me. But why should it? Sounds more like commonsense, and good old-fashioned American values! You do sound a bit indignant about the direction our country is heading in these days however. Good for you! A lot MORE people in this country need to start getting indignant!

Tut tut, we can't start using important words like "good" and "evil" as that would force people to actually start thinking for themselves and perhaps make an independent decision or two. And the Democrats won't allow that to happen.

So let's pretend that nothing too bad is going on and that, if it is, it's only the fault of the Republicans.

There, much better. And now the people can return to their political slumber and vote for the party that gives them the most free stuff.