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Tuesday, August, 26, 2008 11:04 PM KevInFl writes:

Sgt Relic 08

Way to go Sarge!!!!! FLORIDA FOR SARGE!!!!!!!

Hope ya can give a better speech then Hillary giving right now..... wait ANY one can give a better speech
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 6:16 AM Neotrotsky writes:

Go Sgt Relic

If I lived in Florida then I could vote
Too funny!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 6:46 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Thanks Kev

You can handle the campaign for me in FL. Send money!!! HaHaHa!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 6:57 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Welcome Neotrotsky

No worries. Unlike some of my opponents I am only running in 50 states but I'm sure you can vote in one of them. More than once in the case of some states and even if your dead in Chicago.

Vote early and vote often!!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 8:39 AM Redhead writes:

Go Sarge!

Even a Marine beats the choices we have now!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 9:08 AM Gray Ghost writes:

Sgt Relic

I AM NOT GETTING YOUR NAME TATTOOED ABOVE MY BUTT! I don't care how much I like you, there are some things a man doesn't do.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 9:49 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Thank you, Red

Your Biden imitation is improving. EVEN a Marine. Classic Biden. Did I mention that I'll name a Redhead as VP?
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 9:57 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Ghost

The "tramp stamps" are strictly for the ladies. I'm still working on my platform but I am considering relocating the UN to Gitmo where they can be closer to their friends.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:17 AM Redhead writes:

A Redhead as VP

That would be a good move, and may calm the Crimson Hordes. Of course, then you run the risk of your VP overshadowing you.

Hey, we squids love the Marines. You provide good relief to the Dept of the Navy.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:25 AM SquiddyPopPerkyJean writes:

Sgt. Relic,

If I could, I'd vote for you or Crawfish for prez! Maybe a double ticket with both of you.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:57 AM ShiningCity writes:

FANtastic

There is HYSTERICAL. Of course, I want to know how you did it...."inquiring minds...."

Then, I want to be VP. I'm a woman, you know. Glass ceiling and all...."it's Our Time." Change and Change Now and all that.....oh wait, somebody's already got that message. Hmmm. I'll have to think on it.

But Sgt Relic Names Shining City as his VP sounds great. & Maybe GG would get my name tattooed on his back. Everybody needs a political "tramp stamp."


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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:58 AM ShiningCity writes:

Or maybe

I can be Surgeon General.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:59 AM ShiningCity writes:

One more...

YOu mentioned you're running in 50 states....You know you're going to LOSE if you don't run in the other 7....???
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 11:50 AM skep41 writes:

Dude!

I am SO on board! Can I be in charge of your Chicom campaign cash? I'll write some speeches and do your graphics and commercials. Take no prisoners! No-holds-barred! Just nuke-ca-ler political combat toe-to-toe with the commies!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:03 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Squiddy

I'll take that as an endorsement.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:06 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Red

How big is the ginger vote anyway? I love the Navy. Best taxi service in the free world. HaHaHa!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:13 PM Sgt Relic writes:

SC

You could VP but you will have to dye your hair red if it isn't already. I can't afford to start breaking promises to the Crimson Horde.

You are far to qualified to be Surgeon General. You're a real Doctor! We can't let that kind of thing slip into the political arena. People would start expecting us to provide real solutions.

I'll email you a link to the website I used.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:17 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Oh, about the other 7 states..

I'm having trouble finding them on my Rand/McNally map. I know two of them are in California, SF and Berkeley, but I can't seem to locate the other five.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:27 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Skep

Welcome to the party. With you as Communications Director/Speech Writer and handling the Chicom money bundler's, we are halfway to DC. (although I'm considering moving it to Las Vegas) You can write your own ticket.

Pick a cabinet post you like...Heck take two!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 12:40 PM Sgt Relic writes:

SC

Check your gmail for the link.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:21 PM beltway girl writes:

hey, sarge! be careful, you might win!

also be careful, you might have an historic presidency (all run from a computer terminal), now creating a bill with just an empty space on it.

look, make your first move having pelosi deported, okay? and annex california...

go sarge '08! our first virtual president!! i know we won't have any trouble drilling for oil with a relic in there!!

(i'll go door to door, but i want free bagels)

(and they better have cream cheese)
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:28 PM skep41 writes:

Cabinet Post?

Sorry Sarge, that sounds too much like work. I want to be the James Carville of the Relic campaign! After the political miracle I set myself up as a consultant and make some real money. I don't think I have any talent at administration at all. Also, I grew up in Vegas. I just spent the last two years going there twice a month as my mother declined. This January, when she died I said goodbye to her and to that town. I can hire some luscious young 'assistants' right here in LA and do my consultatatting right here from a nice pad on the beach in Malibu.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:41 PM Sgt Relic writes:

BG

Bagels and cream cheese! Are you sure you won't rather have an Ambassadorship? Pick a Caribbean island you like.

Besides there are no doors in the virtual universe anyway. How are you at getting past firewalls?
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:48 PM Sgt Relic writes:

BG

No problem on the drilling issue. I am a great fan of fossils. I'd happily drill in the automotive dept of Sears if I thought we had a chance of finding oil.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:51 PM str8_talk writes:

Go Sarge...

What is your platform? What is your logo? No "Change" or "straight-talk express." It has to be something catchy; like "Let's put a real HONEST person in office." Is that too realistic and scary for some minds?

Okay, can I have an appt as press secretary and media coordinator? I'd love to play some witty games with them. It wouldn't take much, because if it isn't thought out beforehand, they are thrown off-guard! My major is Communications, English, and History.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 1:54 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Skep

I said you could pick your slot. If campaign motormouth floats your boat so be it. You may have a point about Vegas. I was thinking about interns but with Air Force One I could bring in a fresh batch daily.

The goodies will go fast since I plan to abolish about 3/4 of the government day 1.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 2:05 PM Sgt Relic writes:

str8 talk

Since this is virtual campaign I was thinking of using Windows XP as my platform. Logo? Your kidding right? Hint: It has an eagle on the top.

I have always been partial to "Shoot'em All and Let God Sort'em Out". Do you think that might be to harsh and approach?

Press Sec. is still open and your welcome to it since I have intention of talking the press.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 2:28 PM str8_talk writes:

The Few the Proud....

Sounds good, I can handle the press, I have had quite a bit of public speaking engagements, 'virtual' should be a breeze! ;)
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 3:28 PM clyde writes:

Sgt.Relic

ABSOLUTELY will not dye my almost white hair red. But,I will run your Mich. campaign for you!!! And,if you let ME put it where I would like to see it go, I'll move those useless bunch of thieves at Turtle Bay for you.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 3:30 PM emjayne writes:

Sgt

Hey, with this group in charge of the govt. there's no limit to the damage !! ROFL
I will volunteer for Senior Affairs . When we cut out all the bureaus that shouldn't be there now you can make one for me to run.
I would love to see this group running the country! Esp. with a Marine in charge!!

I couldn't get that gimmick to work, tho! Considering my lack of knowledge,it's not surprising but nothing happens when I click on it! :-((
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 3:44 PM crossbow writes:

GO sarge!!

GO sarge!!! 08 and beyond!!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 3:46 PM glnflwrs writes:

Sgt Relic

SIR!

Motto?
Semper Fi.

Logo?
Red flag with Snake and "Don't Tread On Me"

Official Title?
HMFIC

I want to be in charge of your security.

OK, let's do this thing!!





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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 3:57 PM BrianR writes:

That's a hoot, mon!


I want to be Secretary of Guns and Airplanes.

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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 4:07 PM emjayne writes:

I got it!~

It only took 15 min plus to download it but it was worth it .
and I want that tattoo on my 80-yr old butt!!
Fantastic!!!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:14 PM Sgt Relic writes:

str8 talk

It's all yours. The older "We Never Promised You a Rose Garden" slogan might be more appropriate to what I have in mind for government.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:19 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Clyde

Forget the hair. Gray is the in color anyway. MI is all yours since I would probably have pay anyone else to take it. As I said, I am thinking Gitmo for the UN since most of them belong there anyway. Welcome aboard!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:21 PM Nee writes:

and I ,

(I says with my chest puffed out) WILL be the attitude adjuster of the Military!!! Yee-haa!! Get on down and start knockin' em out...
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:29 PM Sgt Relic writes:

emjayne

Senior Affairs? I wasn't aware that there was a lot of that going on in the senior community, but sure. Why not? What's your thinking on this? Sort of an eHarmony dating service? HaHa!

The tiny arrow in the lower left corner activates the widget.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:32 PM BrianR writes:

eHarmony sucks!


Take it from me.

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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:33 PM Sgt Relic writes:

crossbow

Yes, I do intend to serve the full ten year term. I thought it was 2 four year terms but that smart kid from Chicago said it was 10, and he went to Harvard you know.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:41 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Glenn

Presidential Protective Service? No problem. Just don't get in my field of fire. You don't think I'm gonna' wander around without a gun do you?

If I'm going to be President I want a matched brace of custom made Desert Eagles. LOL!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:47 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Brian

Done! You get the stinker job. I expect the 2nd amendment to be strictly enforced. That means firearms and firearms training all around.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:49 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Well

Wear it with pride, emjayne.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:51 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Nee

Sounds perfect. Some of your saltier rants remind of boot camp anyway.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 5:55 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Brian

eHarmony is bad huh? See, I'm already losing touch with the people and I've only been running for about 6 hours. Then again, it could be the 38 years I've been married. What do think?
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 8:10 PM BrianR writes:

Sarge


I just posted a new essay of sputtering conservative outrage.

Come on DO-O-O-O-WN!

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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 8:59 PM emjayne writes:

Sgt

I can see you haven't been to FL to some of these over-55 communities~! This state is full of seniors who are fully involved!~ :-)))))
I hadn't thought of my dept as a dating service, but if that's what the Prez wants, that's what it will be!! You looking forward to your senior years, huh??
Come to think of it , that would be a better idea than some of the idiot depts. in DC
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:06 PM CKHustler writes:

Relic

Great job! It was so well done I was just waiting for the reporter to say "Who is this person your wondering? Why Sgt Relic of course!" haha!
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 10:54 PM Sgt Relic writes:

emjayne

Well you said senior affairs. Was I suppose to think programs? Sorry.LOL!

I fear it is too late to look forward to my senior years. I'm 62 and officially a senior by any objective standard, except my mothers perception.
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Wednesday, August, 27, 2008 11:07 PM Sgt Relic writes:

CK

Pretty slick isn't it? The script engine was provided by paltalk. Custom audio would have presented a much greater undertaking.

By 2012 this kind of tech could really open up politics. Face it, the sooner we get the old guard media to the boneyard the better off we're all going to be.

We have them on the run but they are not going to give up without fight. The Unfairness Doctrine and a new movement by ISP's, largely controlled by big communications, to limit bandwidth usage to the consumer are but the first attacks being staged by the Lamestreamers.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 1:46 AM BrianR writes:

PS....yeah


eHarmony is the Barack Obama of on-line dating services.

Promises much, delivers nothing.

Takes your money for doing it.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 3:51 AM beltway girl writes:

look, sarge

i'm clearly not qualified for an ambassadorship (even a virtual one), but i just wanted the bagels and cream cheese anyway, so we'll call it even...

i see you were at skep's blog earlier. (HYSTERICS). i hate annexing california with skep in it, but if it gets rid of the whole state AND pelosi, well, you know, buh-bye...

WHAT DO WE WANT?

pelosi deported!! preferably to mexico! el presidente! and bagels and cream cheese!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

after skep makes it across state lines. and the bagel's toasted, and the cream cheese is a little warm.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 5:33 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Brian

I get it. It must be a Soros property.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 6:02 AM Sgt Relic writes:

BG

That's a serious Jones you've got going for bagels and cream cheese. OK, bagels and cream cheese it is but you've got to get out there and rattle those virtual doors.

I wouldn't worry about Skep. He has developed a chameleon like ability to move among the leftwing loonies. He's better at camouflage than the Spec Ops guys I've known.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 12:25 PM The Crawfish writes:

well, crap

there goes MY campaign.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 2:13 PM str8_talk writes:

Sarge

A president w/a gun, now we're talking and as Press Secretary, I'll pack too! When one of those libs gets out of hand I'm good enough I can maim without killing! ;) Blast the recorder out of his hand or the pen, heck maybe I'll just blast his/her hand off.

Crawfish could be VP, wouldn't want his agenda all blown to pieces. Can he dye his hair red?

Then where the enviros go, we'll just tell them we're drilling, no Rose Gardens, Oil is more precious! If they want a Rose Garden, go home and plant one with the money they save on gasoline. I'm sure 'climate change' "trend" would slack off if we rid ourselves of some of the hot air!
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 2:50 PM str8_talk writes:

Speaking of the press...

New post on my site.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 3:04 PM ScarletPimpernel writes:

hey sarge

for whatever reason, I can't see your graphic. It, therefore, is a blank message or no message. That being the case, I'd say your qualified to run for office. We'll all fill in the blank with what we think and give you our vote as you suck us into the black hole. haha. Ala Chance the Gardner from "Being There".
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 3:55 PM ShiningCity writes:

HAY!!

Twist of fate!!

I have red hair!!

Ok, well, auburn. Well, it started out purple, but the hairdresser fixed it. Nevermind. It's red now.

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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 4:02 PM ShiningCity writes:

ok...

here's my qualifications!

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/37shiningcity/imag e001.jpg

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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 5:13 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Buck up, Craw

You know you can't be president until you retire from the Navy. I may not stay the whole 10 years. HaHaHa!
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 5:19 PM Sgt Relic writes:

str8 talk

No need for the Annie Oakley trick shots. Center of mass is perfect. Crawfish can be CJCS or CNO until he retires. I'm sure he won't mind lending me his platform.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 5:38 PM Sgt Relic writes:

SP

What a shame. It's a really cute widget. It runs in javascript and looks just like a news report. Here's a link to engine.

http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/aol4pres.php

You to can be president. LOL!
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 5:40 PM Sgt Relic writes:

SP

We do have some serious weeding to do in the garden.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 6:01 PM Sgt Relic writes:

SC

That looks red to me. Welcome to the ticket. Here's a link to your new digs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_One_Observatory_Circle

It's probably smaller than your used to but I'm stressing austerity in the campaign. It does have the added bonus of having protesters across the street on most days. That could provide endless entertainment.

I personally would probably "moon" them myself but you might want to get your secret service detail to do it for you.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 7:47 PM beltway girl writes:

okay, wait, hang on

i also want to give a speech at your convention! having never attacked sarge's qualifications in public, i may not qualify, though, based on This Week with the Dems.

i'll then be sure to attend sarge's own nominating speech.

another piece of unorthodoxy!
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 8:51 PM Sgt Relic writes:

BG

Contrary to the modern political construct, it is not necessary to have attacked your candidate to be given a chance to be heard.

Although it is not unprecedented in history, I had thought to emulate Napoleon's example and swear myself in as POTUS. Chief Justice Roberts has more important things to do.
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 9:41 PM beltway girl writes:

sarge, you are going to get a big bounce

from the dem convention. it looks like "secret storm" (remember "secret storm"?)... what a trip. i can't wait for "this is spinal tap," coming up at any moment. it was a neat idea, though, i think, to switch venues. how much bounce, in total, does this produce, i'm wondering...

(i better get my bagels)

(still waiting for the little people of stonehenge)
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Thursday, August, 28, 2008 10:14 PM Chad writes:

FLORIDA FOR SARGE!!!!!!!

You have my vote [and all my deceased friends too...]
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 7:28 AM Sgt Relic writes:

BG

How can you watch that drivel? Any evidence that Obama is using cucumber enhancement?
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 7:31 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Chad

Welcome to the campaign. That is interesting information you provide. I had no idea that the dead could vote outside of Chicago. They say FL is God's waiting room so the deceased vote could be huge. Good to know.
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 12:57 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Sgt Relic

Gov. Sarah Palin has been selected by McCain as his VP running mate. Details at my site.
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 1:44 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Maybe,

but can you punch your own chads without b*tchin'?
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 2:52 PM davecatbone writes:

Debate

I'd like to know when we can hear yourself and Crawfish engage in the first Townhall Presidential Debate?
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 4:39 PM Sgt Relic writes:

GG

Headed your way.
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 4:51 PM Sgt Relic writes:

JC

I was thinking of using a virtual ballot. Such as:

Sgt Relic (click here)

Notice how clean and uncluttered the ballot would be with only one name on it.
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 5:06 PM Sgt Relic writes:

No debate is needed...

Crawfish and I see eye to eye. We are building a dynasty here. May I point out that I have all ready stolen a march on my opponent the WOWD by naming a woman VP first.

Former Marines every where sense that this is our time. Besides, I have it on good authority that they're going to make me guard something when I get to heaven so I might as well get my reward now.
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Friday, August, 29, 2008 9:17 PM beltway girl writes:

(no cuke, but...

THAT WAS spinal tap!)

favorite headline related to the circus so far?

"emperor obama has spoken"

(laughing hysterically) i'll say!!
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Saturday, August, 30, 2008 5:30 AM Sgt Relic writes:

Ah! The great man moving among his

followers!

He truly has a radioactive persona. I heard some woman's eyelashes fell out. Radiation sickness, maybe?
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Sunday, August, 31, 2008 4:10 PM Keys to the Right writes:

You've got my Vote

Sgt. Relic all the way! Yay! Your bro-in-law did a good job with the pic, give him my props.
Btw, shameless plug time.
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Sunday, September, 07, 2008 11:48 AM Buck writes:

"No Marines Ever Served As President'


But lots of sailors, though...

Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Carter (ugh!) and Bush XLI...

You know, Sarge...I am passing up a golden oportunity for a Sailor to really "tag" one on a Marine....
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Sunday, September, 07, 2008 7:49 PM Sgt Relic writes:

Buck

Let'er rip my friend. My father was an airdale and my late father-in-law was a retired Naval Officer, Mustang LCDR 1 ea., a bubblehead turned black shoe bird farm EMO, my closest friend is a retired 0-3 AIMD type.

Given all that. If you can come up with one I haven't heard already I'll be thrilled.

You may fire when ready Gridley! (that's a little Naval jargon for you) HaHaHa!
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