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Comment on: The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal

The Acorns Dilemma, Chapter IV

41 Comments

geez peep

what a nightmare. I'll have to read the other 3 chapters as well...

dash

Dash

Oh thanks for coming by and yeah, to get the whole premise it's best to read the other 3 chapters. They're all nightmares. LOL!

Yahhhhhhh!!!

Thank you for continuing the Acorns' story.

BTW, good to see (read really) you and Hawk.

peppermint

interesting story and looking forward to the next chapters.

Hey dere Mr. and Mrs. 'Hawk! you

will have the situation under control.
The blackshirts were not aware that the notorious Flemmingsburg ‘Hawk (a former badd a** Special Forces dude) was hiding nearby and observed the whole senario. He waited until Red was hauled away and entered the premises. (The Blackshirts had inadvertently left the door unlocked). ‘Hawk got real angry and vowed that he was not going to let this injustice go unpunished. When he got home he told his wife, Mrs. ‘Hawk, what he observed. Mrs. ‘Hawk immediately ran to the gun closet which was hidden behind the stairwell and brought out several weapons, two of which were 50 cal. sniper rifles.

'Hawk said we can’t go off half-cocked honey. We need to do some planning. We need to get one of dem dere badd motorcycles (who is Willi’s spy at the Blackshirt Headquarters) to tell us if they are still planning a big raid on the Mountain folk and ‘shiners living in and around Flemingsburg Holler. We will prepare a diversionary ambush for them. We need to contact Willi (“Wild Beaux”) Slocum to bring his meanest AIDS infected ugger lager hounds. These hounds will chew up the Blackshirt hineys so bad, it will take a hundred Proctologists working day and night to patch them up.

In the meantime you and I will take our Kentucky long rifle brigade and raid their headquarters in an effort to free Red and Jeremiah. I will position you with one of the 50 cal. rifles on the roof of the building across the street from the headquarters. The Blackshirts will be easy targets for you. Shoot to kill.


Mr. and Mrs. 'Hawk! You

will have the situation under control.
The blackshirts were not aware that the notorious Flemmingsburg ‘Hawk (a former badd a** Special Forces dude) was hiding nearby and observed the whole senario. He waited until Red was hauled away and entered the premises. (The Blackshirts had inadvertently left the door unlocked). ‘Hawk got real angry and vowed that he was not going to let this injustice go unpunished. When he got home he told his wife, Mrs. ‘Hawk, what he observed. Mrs. ‘Hawk immediately ran to the gun closet which was hidden behind the stairwell and brought out several weapons, two of which were 50 cal. sniper rifles.

cont....

Chills Up My Spine!

This story can`t be too far off, Pepp! Turn on the snooze and it is all a nightmare with pbho nationalizing banks and the auto industry! Firing Corporate Execs, locking up home schooled kids under the Patriot Act. Looking forward to the next chapters! It is so great to have you back and writing again!

Pepp

Welcome back, you've been missed.

The Acorns in your story are up a creak without a paddle, something that seams to be happening to all of us legal Americans each passing day.

Woo-hooo!!!

You made my day, Pepp Gal!!! :):)

Pepp

Good stuff. Glad to see you back at it. Looks as if Red has about had it,after only 100 days. GO RED,GROW A SET!!

Flame

Thanks. It's good to see you too. I guess I'm back at least today. hee hee

Eric

Thanks. I can't believe I was able to write this one right now but it suddenly came on me because Nee was pushing me around to write the next chapter. LOL!

Just kidding Nee.

Willibeaux

You ROCK!! You the dude man.

Perhaps I should get you to write the next chapter. You seem to have it going on there. Love the ex sp Hawk and Willie Slucom, the wild cat. And once again those ugger lager dogs!! Hurray for them.

dawndawn

Don't feel bad Dawn, I scare myself writing this stuff. I can't wait for Homeland Security to show up at my door. I'm one of those right wing extremist trying to cause trouble for the gubmint. I better get the ugger lager dogs out of their cells TONIGHT!!

Dogged

Long time no see. LOL! Thanks. The Acorns are up a tree without any nuts. But as Clyde said Red is about to grow some.

Nee

The devil made me do it and we both know who that devil was. LOL! Ya got me motivated girl. Don't know how I got there but suddenly like a flashing smile from BHO I was raving and ranting. Decided to start my story up again.

Clyde

that's right, Red has had the 100 day coronation party I think. He's about to grow some.

Go Red, Grow a set
Go Red Grow a set

hee hee

St Gracie,

Bless Nee for lighting a fire under you! It's great to see the Acorn's back, even in this state. A cautionary tale, if ever there was one.
I smell a revolt in the air.
Go, Red! And St. Gracie!

Lucie

Thanks. It's kind of good to be back for now. Just like old times. Me spinning another outrageous tale and you all urging me on. I think I'm Pavlov's dog.

Pepp

Great to see you back again. As always, outstanding read.

I've been wondering when this nightmare might start towards a resolution, and now you've left me wanting more. The potential for this kind of drama is definitely lining up. I'm wondering, are your blackshirts graduates of the GIVE act camps??

Me thinks we're the Pavlov's dogs. Waiting on you to ring the bell again :-)

PS FYI I changed my name, from bdubya in Lexington.

Welcome back Pepp and Acorns

I am really glad to see this post, and ya done good with it. It's already getting good enouogh to send to some of the few remaining conservatives in the entertainment bidness. HBO mini-series?

Good To See You Back, Pep2

I hope you and Goshawk are doing better (you continue to remain in my prayers.).

I appreciate Chapter IV! Keep it going!

sgt.stryker

I'm glad you told me who you are. I never would have know you were bdubya. As you know I haven not kept up with things on TH lately. I'm going to try to work myself slowly back into it.

I'm also busy with another site where I have been made a super moderator to help other suicide survivors.

I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter. Yeah those black shirt are from that act. Scary dudes indeed.

So good to see ya here.

Craw Dahlun

You are always such a lift in spirits. That's so kind of your to suggest a mini series but HBO would probably not take it. They way too liberal. LOL!

Good to see ya here.

GrayGhost

Good to see you and glad you liked the chapter
Gos and I are still struggling and I appreciate you keeping us in your prayers. We still need all we can get. We are tying slowly to get our lives going again but it is not easy as we are still grieving. But, we're trying. Thanks.

Woo-hoo!


Welcome back.

What is that saying: "a conservative is a liberal that's been mugged?"

Could this describe Red?

If it does, I suspect he'll be motivated, huh?

When's the next chapter?

Paulie

Ha, ha. When's the next chapter! You're too funny.
Yeah, I think Red is a lib being mugged and slaughtered, but he is going to fight back. He's about had enough. He'll get help and that's a clue to the next chapter.
Thanks for coming by. Good to see you.

Actually...

Paulie writes:
Woo-hoo!

Welcome back.

What is that saying: "a conservative is a liberal that's been mugged?"

A conservative is a liberal who has a real job. And bills to pay.

Paraphrasing Churchill: A Conservative is a Liberal who's grown up.

As a relatively recent fan,

I enjoyed the read and echo the sentiments...welcome back.

Dash

I like Churchhill's quote the best.

INTHENOW

Thank you very much and I'm glad you stopped by.
I'm going to try to start getting around to others blogs little by little.

So I apologize in advance if I don't get to someone's blog right away. I'm trying to do this and also help other suicide survivors on an online site where I am a member who has been made a moderator. So I have so much I'm doing right now in trying to help others out and myself at the same time. And keep up on this site.

Peppermint2

Well now, since I clearly don't know you as well as the others in this thread, I have to say I am looking forward to better understanding you better via new chapters. What a set of brain cells you have.

Take care.

Mrs. AL (Always Learning)

Well now I will look forward to getting to you better too. I am so glad you stopped by. As you can see my brain cells are somewhat weird. But I wear that proudly.
LOL!

Culture clash

Pepp, Sounds like a tequila sunrise so far.

xpressit

Ha, ha, I like that term, Tequila Sunrise. I think in this case it was a Tequila Sundown. LOL!

Ha

sunrise, sun down -- who could tell after eating the worm?

movin on up

I think the next thing Red better watch out for is the drone flyovers. What a stuation, when there is no media to call. And calling 911 is like waiving your 5th amendment.

xpressit

Too bad so many people in this country ate the worm. In reality we will have no 911 or media. Soviet USA here we come.

Yay Pepp!

Loved it. Waiting for the other 40% of America who's had enough to stand up and take to the streets against these black shirts, along with the factions of the military who are loyal to the constitution not the polititicians....

SO glad to read you up and around, hope all is well!

Alright, Gal

tap, tap, tap....part 5?
:) Hardly working or working hard?

Haven't posted part one yet, but when I do...You'll be the first.

Pepp

Just a short note, you are in my prayers. Keep your trust in God.

"Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs on your head are all numbered. Don't be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows."

Luke 12:5-7