W.T.F?

So I'll take a stab at it. By the way, is it still okay to type the word "Christmas"? I digress.

The AP is telling you that Iran is using the age old third grade stategy all of us have employed.

You know, the I'll-offer-to-help-before-you-ask-me-to-help-thereby-making-it-look-like-I-care-before-I-take-over-your-Country-while-at-the-same-time-making-YOU-look-like-the-late-arrival-to-the-fix-Iraq-dance-all-the-while-knowing-that-you-really-don't-want-my-help-and-I-don't-really-want-to-help gambit.

It is also defined this way:

"I know you know that I know what you know".

You know?

Feel free to shower me with ca$h money.

Madeline, your daddy
just won a hundred
bucks. I suggest you
update your Christmas
wish list.

Within two weeks,
MadelinesDad will
recieve a big fat
check for-

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

there aare so many people to thank, I just don't know where to begin.. First, thanks to the Academy for continuing to allow folks like me a chance to entertain you. Thanks to my High School English teacher, who taught me how to read and write. Real good. Thanks to all the Democrats out there, with their blind rage towards all things Republican. You give me the fuel this machine needs each and every day. Also thanks to all the "little people": the AmeriDans, the Pikers, the Jimmy Carters; the folks that read and comment on a regular basis. Oh yeah, thanks to Nancy Pelosi-the gift that keep son giving. Every time I seem to run into a dead-end on what to post about, she always comes thru. Thanks, Nan.

Wow, I hear the music coming up, so I guess my time up here on the dias is almost up. Thanks also to Townhall to provide me with this forum, free of charge. And lastly, thanks to AlGore for inventing the Internet, with all its tubes and such. Without him, none of this would be possible..

They really like you!