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Comment on: Second Seething Senior

PARODY on why to vote Dem.

14 Comments

I BELIEEEEEEEEEVE!

And they'll be bringing your blueshirt around next week emjayne, you serve the people well Comrade!

dave

LOL you did see "parody", right???

emjayne

The government can definitely make better decisions on money – look at all the trillions they’re in debt!

The Islamics are a peaceful sort; they’re given a bad rap!

When the farmers call ME to ask the forecast, it’s just to shoot the breeze, right?

I love pushing ‘1’ for English on the phone.

Why drill in America where we have enough oil to supply us for at least 10 years? 50 cents on taxes for gasoline is fine, they’ve done so much!

We definitely should spread the wealth so people can sit on their rears and live off of what I earn!

I know the last time I was in danger, it only took 1 hour for 911 to respond, if I said I’d shot someone, they’d have been right there, trying to take my gun for defending myself!

Babies, did they make a determination when life starts?

Isn’t the Constitution just for a decoration as a nostalgic piece of history?

str8

LOLOL
I think you got the point!! ROFL

The Government cannot

manage their own cafeteria without subsidies.

That bunch of morons eed to go back to "behind the shed" and get a good beating, then, go back to kindergarden and start all over again with their education.

This dovetails

with a post over at Greg England's place.

Hi there Comrade Emjayne

Oh, too funny. I did get a laugh out of it even if it is the truth. How sad for all of us, but if we gotta go I guess we have to find some humor in it.

New post on my blog. I'm feeling somewhat dispirited. Come on over and give me your thoughts when ya can. I need some cheering up.

Joe

Thank you for dropping by and I agree with your solution.
It is unbelievable that we are saddled with the Congress we have! An indication of the people who are voting in this country!!

Crawfish

I will have to look up his post. I can't remember right now what the name is.

Pepp

thanks for coming by. That is one super posting you have today!
I empathized with every line.

emjayne

If Obama gets in, the black people of America did NOT think this through...New post on my blog re: Obama's roots.

emjayne

Are you in Florida? If so HORROR: Bee swarm kills 3 dogs, injures woman in Florida..., this from the PalmBeachPost.com

jev

Gee, thanks for the good news! :-)))
Yes, I am in FL but a couple hundred miles from Palm Beach...near Daytona Beach, actually.
That's interesting , tho. They have been warning about those bees for several years now and that's the first I've heard of them in FL.
I'll have to check the paper and see if it says anything about it.

emjayne

New post up about the media, stop by when you can....