Townhall.com, Where Your Opinion Counts
Talk Radio:   Bill Bennett   Mike Gallagher   Dennis Prager   Michael Medved   Hugh Hewitt   
BREAKING NEWS  LeftArrow - Townhall.com : Conservative, Political, Republican   RightArrow - Townhall.com : Conservative, Political, Republican  
Columns, funnies & more in your inbox!
Login | What's Hot
  • Check the boxes and send us your email address to receveive your free newsletter
  • Your daily must-read of conservative columns, cartoons and news. Coulter, Sowell, Krauthammer and more.
  • Townhall.com’s weekly inside scoop on what’s happening behind the scenes in the world of politics. When news breaks, we report.
  • Signup to receive the latest daily Townhall cartoons

Comment on: Pesky Truth

Obama’s Requirements for a Press Secretary [satire]

10 Comments
Tuesday, September, 09, 2008 9:59 PM clyde writes:

Garnet

The visual of all these libstreamers slobbering at the thought of being Obama's "Baghdad Bob" is just too much. Kinda like a pack of starving pitbulls on a steak.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Tuesday, September, 09, 2008 10:05 PM dawndawn writes:

Unbelievable

as it seems, there are multitudes who are and would be willing to carry the water for O! -- What a pesky, pesky post! -- Fantastic! --
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Tuesday, September, 09, 2008 10:19 PM sgt.stryker writes:

Bill Burton

Already has the enema position sewed up. He is certainly carrying plenty of Obama's water. Tonya Acker and Bob Beckel really want the job bad, though.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Tuesday, September, 09, 2008 11:31 PM davecatbone writes:

baghdad bob!

LOL clyde! I forgot about that guy. Hey Garnet, you should add official food taster to the list. Those racist hate groups will be after the Messianic One.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Tuesday, September, 09, 2008 11:57 PM Garnet92 writes:

That's a job I wouldn't want, clyde

The way Plastic Man changes his position but still says "I'v said all along ..." it would be hard to stay current on his position de jour.

Like Dave says (later) I'd also forgotten about Baghdad Bob - he was probably the gold standard of inflating/exaggerating his bosses position.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Wednesday, September, 10, 2008 12:04 AM Garnet92 writes:

Bonsoir dawn

I don't know how this got started - I think it was Sue who commented about Chris Matthews getting all tingly at the thought of becoming O's press secretary. But you're right, there are at least 12 descipiles that would bring something to the potluck last supper.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Wednesday, September, 10, 2008 12:08 AM Garnet92 writes:

bdubya, so you think it's Burton, huh

Word on the street is that he is big into recreational enemas - so that wouldn't be a stretch for him. He can probably hold/carry a lot of water himself. Beckel pretty much turns my stomach.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Wednesday, September, 10, 2008 12:11 AM Garnet92 writes:

Hey Dave

Obama had already specified that the applicant had to be willing to taste the food at a Clinton dinner party - you think that he should have an expanded position to taste everything - like grits and argula too?
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Wednesday, September, 10, 2008 7:55 AM davecatbone writes:

Ha Ha Garnet

Even the Perrier.
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive
Saturday, September, 13, 2008 2:41 AM Sue writes:

Too funny

I am assuming that tingly legs are optional.

And of course I think the first requirement would be "Not to have a freaking clue about anything!"

This was too funny!
EmailItEmail It | Print It Print It |  Flag as OffensiveFlag as Offensive