BORDER GUARDS GUARDING VERY, VERY LITTLE

In a few places on my blog, I've gone off about how President Crawfish would control the border. Suffice it to say that the first few months would be quite bloody...until the mezzicans figgered out that we ain't gonna let them in. This is an issue that really torques me.

My wife sometimes hates to be out in public with me, especially when the kids are with us. If there's a bunch of non-drybacks speakin' mezzican, I'll say, loud enough for them to hear, "Wrong language!" or "Welcome to America, speak English!"

Your heart is in the right place. I just hope that the groups at which your comments are directed aren't the knife or razor blade-carrying or gun-toting kind. You may be living a dangerous life.

We have allowed our politicians to trample all over us and all that's sacred in these United States.

That's why I'm sticking up so much for the Second Amendment. We don't have much other protection from invasion.

.........so that they hit the southern side with a nice, satisfying splat.

My, my, my........ Now that is true vocabulary.....
SPLAT. I like the sound of it. Splat. 2nd amendment rights are for defence and offence, the best defence. Kill one cockroach and watch as the others scatter. There's a word. Scatter.

Hey, there I go spelling defense as defence and offense as offence. I knew there was a drop of British blood in my background. I just don't know when it will pop out. Splurt. Splat. Bullets have that SPLAT sound when they hit a living body. Some bodies shouldn't be kept around as living bodies. Some things are best if buried, and we have a whole collection of them in government.

I thought you'd flipped over the border yourself. Glad to hear from you.

It is so nice to be appreciated. I rather liked the sound of those last few words in that last paragraph, too. There were all those "s" sounds, ending with the best one of all.

Fence, de fence. Where oh where is de fence? If we don't get one fairly quickly, we may have to invite the Brits to come and help us out. If anybody would, they would. And, of course, Israel -- the only real friend we have in the Middle East.

I believe the Israelis know a little bit about protecting borders -- they do it every minute of every day. So perhaps we should invite their aid. Or at least get some pointers from them. It would appear that their border-protecting methods are a little more effective than ours.

Actually, any border protection occurring along our own borders is probably just an accident, because we certainly seem not to be working at it with much enthusiasm.

Nobody seems to be minding the store. Don't you just hate to be robbed? Invaded? Taken for absolute fools? I don't know about you, but I'm sick of it.

Thanks for stopping by.

Oh, yes, and that collection of bodies in our government that you mentioned: it would appear that they are at least brain-dead -- and some have been like that longer than others. Too bad we couldn't move them around like chess pieces so they could do what they were put there to do -- represent us.