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Comment on: The Kilroy Report

Lock Me Up Before You Go Go …

12 Comments
Tuesday, August, 28, 2007 10:54 PM -Kilroy writes:

Thanks to

big brother for this entire idea, most of the jokes as well as the title.
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 1:01 AM clyde writes:

Kilroy

Too Funny!!
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 3:06 AM irtexas writes:

Craig?

Who knew if your sitting on the john and your leg or foot goes to sleep and you tap it to try to be able to stand again, that it meant that. All these years I just thought you were banging the crap out of it so as not to fall on your face when you tried to stand. From now on I'll just fall on my face and sue the company.
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 1:37 PM Paulie writes:

It seems to me


that you should have posted a nice picture of George Michael as well.

Very good stuff.
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 3:27 PM KilroyzBigBrother writes:

Photo request

Paulie -

I'll do ya one better and post a link to the Beverly Hills Restroom made famous by
George Michael.

You may need to scroll down a bit.

http://revengelady.com/stickers.html
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 3:41 PM -Kilroy writes:

Thanks for having my back there, Brother

Everyone's a critic these days. I'd have thought my photo essay of the Guatemalan Chicken Buses would have tied me over for the year.

http://kilroyreport.townhall.com/g/8b05fa6e-b938-4c9c-bb93-dc2b0f4ba2ad

http://www.pbase.com/garoessler/chickbus



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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 4:00 PM KilroyzBigBrother writes:

GM photo album

Yikes! Didn't know ya wanted an album...

The Will Rogers Memorial Park restroom where Michael was arrested:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/445000/images/_446721_restroom_150.jpg

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/m/George%20Michael/George%20M1.JPG

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/m/George%20Michael/GeorgeM%203.JPG


The internet is a tremendous waste of human talent.
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 5:18 PM Jimmy Carter writes:

Finally,

a tune to replace Hall & Oates. Thanks! I'm putting on my florescent green shoe laces as I type.


Excellent. The bar goes ever higher.
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Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 5:37 PM davecatbone writes:

I'm hearing...

That old Ray Price song, "pick me up on your way down". And I'll NEVER tap my foot in public again. Good one guys, this was a team effort.
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Thursday, August, 30, 2007 12:06 PM SquiddyPopPerkyJean writes:

I laughed out loud

just at your title! And then I giggled more and more to the very end. All those Wham song references kill me! You and your brother are so clever.

I heard on Glenn Beck that Sen. Craig actually put his foot into the next stall to touch the officer's foot. But who knows...
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Thursday, August, 30, 2007 1:16 PM -Kilroy writes:

Squiddy -

The title, the Wham!, the Barney Frank ... it was all big brother. He's the funny one in this family. I am the serious one.
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Thursday, August, 30, 2007 1:26 PM -Kilroy writes:

Wide stance

I believe Craig explained his encroachment by claiming that he needed the additional leverage in order to "pass his Senate resolution".
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