Sir Elton Speaks

Dear Sir,

We have gathered to rescue our friend and colleague Sir Elton John from your right-wing fundamentalist rants. Once we can figure out a final solution to the Christian problem; you will be silenced. We will simply not tolerate intolerance of our positions and punishment must be swift for all who do not toe the party line. In the mean time, we will continue to preach love and tolerance, after all, we have an all-encompassing, all-accepting Utopian vision and desire peace with all who agree with us.

Signed, the Coalition For Enforced Tolerance

P.S. We're not suggesting a violent solution. Anyone who would preach violence ought to be shot like a dog!