Just for Laughs

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that s he'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a blessed day

Joe was an avid golfer. And as he got older he began to wonder if there was golf in heaven. So he asked his priest. The Priest thought for a moment and said he could recall nothing about golf in the Scriptures.

Outta desperation Joe goes to see a psychic. The psychic tells him he can find out, but it'll take a day to devine the answer and cost a hundred bucks.

So, w/ cash in hand, Joe returns the next day to get an answer.

The psychic says, "I've got good news and bad news."

Ever the optimist, Joe asked for the good news first.

The psychic says, "The good news is that YES, there is golf in heaven. In fact, there's a 72 hole, PGA tour quality course. It's open 24/7, 360 days a year. And, the weather is always perfect. Plus you get an angel caddie, who's available at all times."

Joe says, "That's GREAT! But what's the bad news?"

The psychic replies, "The bad news is you've got a tee-time next thursday at 8 o'clock."