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The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal
Redneck Terrorist Camp Training
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:21 AM
willibeaux
writes:
Pep & Gos
You guys are somethin' else. This is SO funny" I would like to add another PITA to be dealt with by your fearless team. His name is the Laird of Scranton Manor. Hang loose
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:22 AM
Dogged
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Peppermint2
ROTFLOL
These are great. Love that highrise but the first step can be murder.
On the the kitty coat your right I would miss them, maybe we could figure out a way where they could just drop the coat and bury it and leave. There good at hiding things.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:28 AM
Dogged
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Peppermint2
Sorry forgot
laughter the best medicine.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:29 AM
Peppermint2
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Willi Beax
Thanks for coming by. Glad you got a laugh. We're trying to hang in there. It's not easy in this day of socialist terrorism. LOL
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:31 AM
Peppermint2
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Dogged
I forgot to welcome to you to my blog. I hope you keep coming back.
I think we can figure out a strategy where your cats can drop their bombs and stay alive. My husband, Goshawk, is expert at figuring out these kinds of nasty details. So, never fear. We won't let your kitties get hurt. Geesh, we'd have PETA after us.
And, yes, laughter is the best medicine.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:00 AM
beltway girl
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LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
sam and sally redneck squirrel look a lot like the pennsylvania debate, don't they? oh, this is priceless...
the map... peppermint, truly you are one of those undiscovered geniuses who has found his/her following in life. this is just... wow, this is good. the redneck highrise right through to the map. oh, goshdang, this is SO funny... i cannot lavish enough of praise on peppermint for this entry. i actually laughed out loud, and pretty hard. all praise and honor bestowed upon the head of peppermint2 for this contribution to the conservative jihad, hellbent on a world-wide conservative caliphate!! we're a movin' on up... the jihadist cat cannot compare to this. i want a Million Redneck March (evidently not culminating on the west coast or the upper eastern seaboard)...
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:08 AM
Peppermint2
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beltway girl
Aw, shucks, ya got me blushing. But thanks. I take any and all compliments I can get. LOL!
Oooh, the million man Redneck March. That's a good one and we MUST start it up. We are the silent majority out here in middle America and we it's about time we got heard and started screaming from the tin rooftops of our redneck trailers.
I'm glad you got such a kick out of it.
Sam and Sally Redneck Squirrel do remind me of the debate now that you mention that. Too funny!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 5:42 AM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie
I can't hardly wait for the pc trolls to show up here. I think the saddest thing of all is that they have absolutely no sense of humor and will start with their idiotic pc accusations.
Bring it on, trolls. We are ready for you.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 6:14 AM
Sgt Relic
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Pep
I would say you are off to a good start. I think you should consider growth and go for a double-wide trailer. I like the aggressive nature shown by the spec op squirrels, it shows a keen dedication to excellence.
"Sniper" Kitty displays the fine technique and concentration vital to the professional sniper. Hathcock would have been proud.
I might suggest a recon style pigeon corps as a big asset to the cause. They can find good cover and concealment in blue cities such as NY and Chicago. The best technique is to hide in plain site.
Good one Pepper! Love the map!! LOL!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 9:00 AM
Peppermint2
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Lucy
Like you said, bring it on trolls. We know there is not humor on that side of the spectrum, the left.
If anyone is full of anger and bitterness, it is certainly the far left.
Well, I'm not going to worry myself about it. I've gotten far worse criticism from lillie and critical bill during Juliet's diary where those two thought I was a danger to the Republic, as if either of them know what a Republic is. LOL
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 9:05 AM
Peppermint2
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Sarge
As our group grows with all the applicants we will most certainly receive from all the bitter Rednecks out there, we will have to improve our camp. Move up on the trailer bit. More facilities will be needed of course.
Yes, Sammy and Sally are quite dedicated to the cause. We're proud of those two.
Sniper kitty is one of our finest assets. Like you said.
I think the pigeon brigade is a great idea and I'll have to incorporate that into the training agenda.
Indeed, carrier pigeons letting us know where enemy socialists/liberals/faux journalists/pundits could be spotted by these creatures and the Intel brought back to us.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 9:54 AM
1maschrom
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Pep
VERY FUNNY! I already feel safer knowing those deadly attack squirrels are out there! LOL!
I will, unfortunately, probably have to stay on the land side of the terriost training camp as I am about as afraid of heights as you can get! And those block piers don't exactly inspire confidence in me. LOL!
I sent you an email yesterday right before I sent one to your beloved, but it's looking like it might have been "lost" in cyberspace. I hope not. Let me know wether or not it showed up in your mail box, ok.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 10:14 AM
Goshawk
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Dogged
Your right! We don't want any suicide cats. So I've designed a radio controlled belt release which also starts the timer. Our Run-By cat will be long gone before detonation.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 10:19 AM
Goshawk
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Sgt Relic
Pepp has me building the pigeon barracks already!.... Thanks?? :-)
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 10:21 AM
clyde
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Pepp
Great stuff,you should send that to Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy. Really liked the HQ up on pylons. And of course,Clyde Cat!!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 10:28 AM
1maschrom
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Gos
I can see you are having a decidedly difficult time confing "Busy Bee" to the couch! LOL!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 10:50 AM
BrianR
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Hmmmm......
I really liked this, right up until the last graphic.... the map.
Apparently, my house will soon be located very near Hawaii. On the upside, that'll make it pretty hard for any more illegals to enter the state. On the downside, how am I supposed to get my hands on any more ammo? There aren't any maufacturers in this state. And reloading is sooooooooo boring.
No, it's much more important that the goal of your group reflect that of our Southern neighbors: Reconquista, baby, reconquista!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:27 AM
Goshawk
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clyde
Ha ha ha. I bet Foxworthy and the cable guy could run with something of this nature.
Yeah ole dead-eye clyde cat never misses!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:31 AM
Goshawk
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1maschrom
Well you know.. Can't keep a good ma...er, woman down! :-)
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:37 AM
The Crawfish
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uh....the pink bunny
looks more like a pig outfit to me....and as such, he needs to be put on a spit and roasted all night long!
Are we gonna move the capital away from the District of Corruption? I'd request it to be moved to Foat Wuth! (That's Fort Worth for those of you who don't speak redneck!)
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:39 AM
1maschrom
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LOL Brian
I TOLD YOU you needed to move!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:42 AM
1maschrom
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Crawfish
You're right, the bunny is in fact a pig. Pep must have been bleary eyed and made a misdiagnosis. LOL
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:46 AM
skep41
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Yikes!
Are those nuns on their way to Bill Mahr's house? Is that your house? If the Midwest is going to start having earthquakes you'd better look into something a little more secure than concrete blocks for the supports.Thats a long way down. In the Northridge quake nothing in my neighborhood make from brick or concrete blocks survived.The house does look like the beautiful Clinton Lie-berry and Massage Parlor, you must be so proud. I dont know why you let your dog get his tongue pierced, his chances of getting a decent job are practically zero. Cats are generally pretty poor shots. You should tell them to cool it when the school bus is dropping the kiddies off down the road.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:47 AM
skep41
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One More Thing
There my beloved California lies in the pile of reject states. Sigh.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:47 AM
Goshawk
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BrianR
Just think bro. Your "View From The Island" will be enhanced! Unless of course you decide to move out of that Liberal infested state CA.
You could always move into one of our Bitter, Rustbelt states where no one has worked for 25 years.
Ha! No problem getting ammo here in Kentucky. Guns and ammo are everywhere!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 11:54 AM
skep41
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Crawfish
Are you saying that those poor MSM journalists who have been exiled to a trailer outside Crawford TX for eight years are going to have to move to Fort Worth instead of DC? They'll kill themselves in despair. One good thing about Foat Wuth is that houses sell for the same amount as the price of one of the top-of-the-line Mercedes or BMWs you can spot parked in the handicapped parking spots on Sunset or Ventura Blvds in LA.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 12:06 PM
Goshawk
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Crawfish
Your right, it does look like a pig. But don't forget it's Jack Cafferty inside that suit. Hmm... Wonder what roasted Liberal would taste like. Naw, can't take the chance. Being a Liberal he's full of all kinds of diseases.
Foat Wuth tis ah good choice fer da capital!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:22 PM
The Crawfish
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skep
You got it correct. I could go there today and buy a new 3 BDR/2 BA/2C G for under $100K.
Foat Wuth, ah luv yew! (that used to be a bumper sticker sold in FTW)
Brain, we're gonna move you to our new capital. You'll find the people friendlier and the ammo much more accessible.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:26 PM
davecatbone
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That first step...
out the back door can be a looong way down! Hey, I LOVE the map. But I'd more love it if Michigan would come to it's senses and rejoin the Union. They're making strides by going after the Lib Loser Mayor of Detroit. Next: the Lib governor.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:41 PM
Dogged
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Goshawk
So glad you found a solution for the kitty belt, hate to loose a good cat. This way they can be used over and over again no need to retrain. Without retraining the turn around can be much faster more missions.
Maybe the pigeon corps could drop ammo to BrianR.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:54 PM
Peppermint2
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clyde
That sniper cat I named in your honor of course. He's great, never misses, and stays on alert. No shlep, clyde the cat.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 1:59 PM
Peppermint2
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1mash
Never fear. Don't let heights keep you away from our camp. We have rooms on the lower level in the back, quite private and quiet.
Now, don't underestimate those squirrels. They are quite good at their jobs.
No, I did not receive any email from you. Gos got one though. It must have disappeared into cyberspace.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:03 PM
Peppermint2
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Brian
All those problems can be solved of course that you might have once the map changes.
First, move out of that infested socialist state. You're aren't going to be worth much there soon anyway when the Reconquista take over. Unless you want to join them.
Ammo is not difficult to get in middle American. Only in places like Californication.
Now on the pro side, if you fall off into the Pacific, your View from the Island will make much more sense being a real island then.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:07 PM
Peppermint2
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1mash
Ha, as Gos says, keeping the ole mare down. Oh, he thinks he's cute with that one.
I'm afraid it's not easy keeping me confined to bed rest. I've been trying today, did good so far, but wanted to look at my blog real quick and then back to bed rest for me, but it's sooooooooo boring.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:11 PM
Peppermint2
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Crawfish dahlun
Oh lordy, it does look like a pig now that you mention it. Geesh! I guess my eyes were bleary when I did this.
Oh, well, it's irrelevant as O-Zebra says. Cafferty is a pig anyway and roasting him on a spit sounds perfect to me. That would certainly end the "Caffertry File" which is one of the most biased pieces of crapola I've ever witnessed other than on MSNBC by Olbermann.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:14 PM
Peppermint2
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Craw
I forgot your other question. Absolutely the capital will be moved from the city of corruption and evil.
Foat Woth sounds OK. We could come up with some other places too, but that's good for a start.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:27 PM
Peppermint2
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skep
Those nuns are on their way to Maher's house as we speak. It appears nothing has worked as yet to get him to apologize, but nuns have a specific kind of magic when it comes to discipline. I've been there, done that with the nuns.
No, that is NOT our house. LOL!
Hey, that's not our dog. We rednecks would never allow our dogs to get body piercings. But, this homie came in from Noo Yourk City. He'd been hanging around with the punk crowd. When he saw our advertisement he came in for an application. He got sick of gay day parades, wanted to go somewhere that's normal.
Clyde Cat is a good shot don't worry about that.
Sorry about Californication but it's not a state of this Republic anymore anyway. They have their own individual government out there that no longer falls under the Feds or the Constitution. There's no two ways about it, it just has to go.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:31 PM
Peppermint2
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davecat
Never fear. Have hope. Hope is all we got, plus an army of bitter, disillusioned rednecks hating anything that isn't like them.
We'll win Michigan over to our side. We're getting lots of applications in from that state already. It seems there are a lot of Michigan rednecks willing to go into battle.
That first long step keeps the faux journalists away. They're too lazy to try to climb up them and they are wimps, afraid of heights and their own shadows.
Us rednecks aren't afraid of anything.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 2:36 PM
Peppermint2
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Dogged
Now that's a good idea for the pigeons to drop ammo to Brian as he will be the last conservative to remain in Californication. He'll need all the help he can get. Last man standing as they say. I don't give him good odds though with all the Mexican gangs.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 3:16 PM
The Crawfish
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We might need
to stage an emergency evacuation operation for Brian and the other 45 conservatives in California. Maybe group them with the Marines from Camp Pendleton and the Navy from San Diego when we pull them back into friendly territory.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 3:24 PM
Joe
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I like your sniper cat
and your cat passing review and inspecting the dog line up.
The Democrats, liberals, and separatists do not undesrtand the heart of the real typical American male or female, indepedently of race or ethnicity. We just want our Nation to be the best that we know it can, and when enemies come calling, we respond united and bravely against them.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 3:32 PM
Peppermint2
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Joe
That's right. What the dims don't' understand is or maybe they do and that's why they hate us so much. We want our country to remain the Republic it was from the beginning. These dims and faux journalists are very, very afraid of us rednecks because we still believe in America.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 3:39 PM
1maschrom
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Pep
Keeping the ole mare down? Funny man your husband! ; )
But did you get my email? Seriously I need to know. This is not the first time mail I've sent to someone has "vanished". If it did I'm going to be really annoyed.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 4:02 PM
Peppermint2
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Craw
Good idea. The cons in Californication will need someone to rescue them. It will be too hard for those few to fight their way out.
We'll work on that one.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 4:11 PM
Peppermint2
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Mash
Seriously I never got your email. I wondered what happened. It must have disappeared.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 4:49 PM
BrianR
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Hahahaha, guys
Well, when you evacuate the state, leave me behind as an in-place sleeper. I'll form resistance cells, and when the time is right we'll strike terror into the hearts of liberals everywhere.
Shouldn't be too hard. We can light cigarettes in restaurants and cause uncontrolled panic and death as people trample each other rushing to the door while trying to hold their breath.
Sneak falsely labeled cans of regular tuna in oil onto the shelves in the organic food stores, like Whole Foods Market, and cause despair and loss of morale.
Night attacks in public buildings where we replace those stupid CFLs with old-style incandescent light bulbs.
The possibilities are endless. Why, in months we'll have them groveling on their knees.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 5:47 PM
1maschrom
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Pep
I watch Reba reruns, so......CRAP! LOL! I'll send you another one sugar. : )
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 6:07 PM
Goshawk
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BrianR
LOL! Love your resistance plans! It does open a whole list of possibilities. Just think how the teachers would panic if you walked into the schools with a Christian symbol on your T shirt.
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 8:13 PM
BrianR
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Heh heh heh, Gosh
Yeah, that's a great idea. For maximum effect, we walk in disguised as slackers or illegal aliens (both politically acceptable lifeforms) with long sleeve shirts closed with breakaway buttons.
Then, during the height of maximum vulnerability and exposure -- say during an assembly preaching PC orthodoxy -- we stand up and rip the shirts open, baring the dreaded conservative message!
Panic ensues! Much wailing and beating of breasts! Faintings in the aisles!
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Saturday, April, 19, 2008 9:37 PM
Goshawk
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BrianR
LOL! That would be like holding the cross up to Dracula! I can visualize the Libs repelling in horror from the dreaded thing!
'Stealth' The way to go! Love it!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 3:34 AM
Purplegimp
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St. Gracie
OMG! I just had a PC moment. I felt a split second of pity for those undeserving MSM pundits. Pegasus, the ferocious keeshond growled at me, so I doubt it will happen again.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 7:18 AM
The Crawfish
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Cafferty ain't ALL bad...
I mean, he did do a good job of pizzing off the Chinese recently with comments that were almost worthy of Me, Gunny, Gracie, Lucy, Sarge, Dave, Willi, Brian...........
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:26 AM
Sgt Relic
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Crawfish
Maybe Ted "Cannibal" Turner's got a recipe he can share with you.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:56 AM
Sgt Relic
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Power to the Resistance!
A brave undertaking by Brian. I give it 6 months before CA is at war with NY. Two big lib cultures that close together can not end well.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 9:59 AM
Goshawk
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Sgt Relic
You have a good point there. "It can't end well" got me thinking about that. What will they do when there is no one around but people like themselves? No Republicans or conservatives. No one that disagrees with them. No companies to regulate. No people to tax but themselves. How can a culture that survives by living off of what others produce. When there is no longer any producers?
I guess they will finely have their little Utopia!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 11:40 AM
Peppermint2
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Lucy
A PC moment? What!!! Not you! I can't believe it. Fortunately it passed over quickly. Long live Pegasus.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 11:56 AM
Peppermint2
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Craw
I still think Cafferty is a dork whose Cafferty file is one of the most biased, one sided piece of bull pucky I've ever seen. So, whether he ticked off China I don't care. Have to disagree with ya a little on this guy.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 11:59 AM
Peppermint2
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Brian
Instead of ammo, I think we'll have tons of bibles and crosses shipped out to you few cons left in Californication. That should keep the libs away from you.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 12:07 PM
Peppermint2
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Sarge
LOL! The elites of N.York and Californication put together certainly could spell trouble. With the blue blood New Yookers and the nouveau riche of CA what a blood bath that would be.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 1:20 PM
BrianR
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Good plan, Pepp
I can roll my own ammo.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 1:32 PM
Peppermint2
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Brian
Cool. Glad you approve of the plan. We can even ship you some tobacco if your PC state bans it altogether. Nothing like looking after our patriotic friends.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 1:43 PM
Peppermint2
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Folks
We all need to help out Brian anyway we can. He is stuck in the United Republic of Socialist Californication.
Any ideas are welcome on how we can get him outta there and protect him while he dwells amongst the evil ones.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 3:14 PM
1maschrom
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Awww
Brian's not stuck in Socialist Californication. Truth be told, he secretly enjoys annoying the liberal wackos that live there. LOL!
Pep, finally found the email I wrote to you last night. I decided to save it then couldn't find it. You must excuse my computer UN-savviness! I mean well. LOL!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 3:34 PM
1maschrom
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Hey
Looking at all of that junk under the redneck highrise, I would SWEAR that my husband lives there! The man is the lilly white version of Fred Sampson. LOL!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 3:47 PM
Gray Ghost
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I Need to Hire...
Clyde Cat Redneck. I have a long "Better Off Dead" List that I need help with. Does he hire out for hits not in his own state?
I will furnish transportation, lodging, food, and ammo.
What are his rates?
(PS: Thanks for including Mississippi in the correct portion of "The Divided States"; however, what happened to New Mexico?)
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 4:15 PM
Goshawk
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1maschrom
Wot junk? Dat's hall useful stuff rat thar!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 4:21 PM
1maschrom
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LOL!!!
Mikie just informed me that his name was Fred SANFORD not Sampson! I gotta give him credit, he knows the name of the man he takes after. LOL!!!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 4:24 PM
1maschrom
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GG
I guessing NEW Mexico moved to OLD mexico! LOL!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 4:27 PM
bryce
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Peppermint
You made my day, I'm still laughing. Great post!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 6:10 PM
The Crawfish
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Brian
Roll your own usually means something completely different in California!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 6:33 PM
wil
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great post
reality is that all of the blue states have red counties that are outnumbered by the blue cities. I live in a county in California that votes about 70% republican, but the state is a mess because we are too small in number to effect state government....give us some kitten snipers and covert squirrels though, and who knows.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:09 PM
Peppermint2
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Mash
You're right of course. Brian, at least IMHO, likes irritating the liberals. But, he's a putty cat with them on his former blog.
I got your email. thanks.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:11 PM
Peppermint2
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Mash
I almost missed your next comment about your husband. Gos has cleaned up his act somewhat but we are kind of like Felix and Oscar, him being Oscar of course. LOL!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:14 PM
Peppermint2
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GrayGhost
At the right price, we could hire out Clyde Cat Redneck, but he is one of our most valuable assests and i really wouldn't want him gone long.
I have acquired a substitute though so perhaps we could make a deal.
Better off Dead lists are growing from the amount of applications we are receiving for the camp training.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:16 PM
Peppermint2
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bryce
Thanks. I'm glad I made you laugh. That's really saying something. LOL! Truce be our force!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:19 PM
Peppermint2
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Craw
Yeah, I always thought "rolling your own" meant something other than ammo. That certainly means something else out this way. But, in Californicaton things have become so twisted what used to mean something means something else.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:22 PM
Peppermint2
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wil
I know your plight and you truly have my condolences. It looks like we will have to take care of you the way we'll help Brian out. Never fear, kitties and squirrels are on their way to help fight the forces of evil. LOL
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:24 PM
Peppermint2
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Mash
Some funny comments there about Mexico and N. Mexico. And, at least your husband knows who he is. That is a great virtue.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 8:57 PM
1maschrom
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Pep
Yeah, he's nothing if not at peace with himself. LOL!
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 9:43 PM
bryce
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Peppermint
Well, as I've said before, while we rarely agree, I've always appreciated that in our dealings you've always been cordial, and have argued with logic not vitorol.
Have a great day kiddo.
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Sunday, April, 20, 2008 10:22 PM
The Crawfish
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If you ever do another
Juliet Smith.....the kittens and squirrels will be among our best assets!
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 12:00 AM
Peppermint2
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Mash
That's a good thing, your hubby being at peace with himself. Now are you two joining our Redneck Camp?
I've got a new facility on the way just for people like you afraid of heights.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 12:02 AM
Peppermint2
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bryce
Thanks. Yes, we rarely do agree but I have appreciated your courtesy and lack of name calling during our discussions. You're welcome here anytime.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 12:04 AM
Peppermint2
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Craw
Yep, those kitties and squirrels are wily and will greatly assist our cause.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 2:28 AM
Purplegimp
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Skep
I kind of think it was your state that distanced itself from the rest of America. St. Gracie and Goshawk didn't move it off shore on their own whim!
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 7:42 AM
1maschrom
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LOL
Count me in as long as it's on the ground! Now my husband could care less about being up in the air, they don't call him a monkey for nothing! LOL!
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 10:10 AM
Virginia Daddy
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This is funny
An intimidating force. A cat with the balls to lead German Shephards is enough to make anyone squeam and think twice...
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 11:11 AM
Dogged
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Peppermint2
I want to let you know that your training program is going grate, just this AM I looked out back and watched two squirrels training two others in the fine art of special operations. It was a sight to behold. LOL! I'm making up a list of targets. Keep up the good work.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 11:32 AM
Dogged
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Goshawk
I don't think I ever thanked you for staying up all night working on the kitty coat problem. So thank you very much.
I've decided to do our operations at night that way I can send my VERY large Black Lab with the kitties for protection. Being black they will never see her coming until its to late. Evil I know LOL! Keep up the good work.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 1:28 PM
Peppermint2
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Mach
In my next article I have a new facility brought in just for you since you're afraid of heights. We'll let your hubby stay in the other building.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 1:42 PM
Peppermint2
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VADaddy
That cat is something else. we have the best in forces down here.
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Monday, April, 21, 2008 1:45 PM
Peppermint2
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Dogged
In my next article your two cats have special duty which you will see.
I'm glad you are having good luck with squirrel training in your area. Perhaps you should bring these ferocious squirrels when you come to camp. We need all the help we can get.
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Thursday, April, 24, 2008 1:27 PM
The Interface
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ROFLOL!
Excellent! Where do I find the enrollment forms??? Sorry I don't have time to read through all the comments.
By the way, I've seen those nuns before, with a caption saying, "...much to Zarqawi's surprise, the virgins who awaited him in paradise were not quite what he expected..."
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Friday, April, 25, 2008 2:18 PM
Apollyon67
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This is
Classic stuff! Kudos. Is this a "bring your own" training camp, or can I stop by "fully outfitted"? I have my own cats and squirrels. The cats can't shoot for beans, but are very aggressive, and deadly with their knives. The curtains and furniture live in abject fear when the sun goes down. Stealth is their asset. The squirrels have been known to strike from above, and claim to be "Airborn" trained. They regularly take out the bunkers of the birds in the area. As we live in Maryland (read California East) I will have to relocate. Preferably in the middle of nowhere.
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Friday, April, 25, 2008 6:43 PM
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Pep, sent U an email darlin'
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