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Comment on: Skep41

Is There A Doctor In The House?

4 Comments

I Don't Want Valium...

I want more ammunition.

Skep41, the world can make what it wants of that sentence I wrote above. However, at least they will know they were in a fire fight.

We have left the world as we knew it and are proceeding to "Bizarro World".

I Know

It seems there are NO good options. But I'll tell you what I DONT think is going to happen, I dont think the Dems are going to be able to pass amnesty or national health in this environment, people are too freaked out.

Why waste money on a doctor...

...when there's a perfectly good over the counter product like beer that can take care of things?

Love the Lee Van Cleef reference.

Ed

Or cheap red wine if you're watching your carbs. Middle class people like us are going to have to learn how to sell our Food Stamps for cash in the WalMart parking lot so we can buy cheap alcohol if we're going to be taxed into poverty. Maybe they could set up a Federal program where lifelong welfare recipients teach us recently impoverished ex-jobholders living in our Escalades and Excursions- now so worthless that they arent even worth repossessing- how to survive on the dole.
We can use the mountain of worthless currency we get from cashing our Social security checks to toast marshmallows and hoist 40oz bottles of Olde English to wash them down.