Obama Favored to Win Iowa – Crisis Averted

Iowans don't get out much do they?!

Being from the north country here, I feel compelled to visit you with a couple of the things that Iowa might stand for:

>I owe the world an apology.

>Idiots out wandering around.

The latter refers to the Iowan propensity for wandering into traffic. I think, however, that that is actually related to a death wish. If you've ever had the misfortune of smelling Iowa, you'd know why.

I once met an Iowan who was convinced that my accent was so thick I had to be from England. Canada I buy--I even own a toque--but believing I'm from England is clear and convincing evidence that at least one Iowan doesn't get out much.

If anyone would like to ridicule my state--in the interests of fairness--I'm from North Dakota.

certainly seems to explain that woman's disgraceful display. If this is the thinking that takes people into the voting booth we really need to consider raising the bar in determining who is allowed to vote. This practice of letting everyone do it just doesn't seem to be a smart way to run a republic.

mgraves, You've got Me crying down Here...that's so funny!!


But then again, wait until those from Mississippi show up......



That article is so ridiculous: "'I don't think she understood at all what I was saying.'
Anita Esterday on Hillary Clinton"

No, she wasn't listening. She's a politician.


The "Vowel Factor[?]" Well, Obama does alienate the "Hard Consonant" crowd anyway.

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Great stuff,you suppose the twittering twit will EVER wash that hand again?

OMG, too funny. BO would naturally bring out the insanity in long suffering women. You cracked me up.

So then... the leadership of our country hinges on what these Cornholios think?! (No offense to all Iowans, I'm sure there are some good, smart people in there somewhere.)

Sadly, your hilarious suffrage comment is kinda accurate. Many American women are rather misguided politically and tend to vote for silly reasons. Oprah, The View, etc... these women are NOT like me, thank goodness.