SALAD IS MURDER!

why liberals hate The Apostle Paul, and are moving to ban the Book of Romans from being read anywhere including churches. Yep you heard it right.

He said clearly:

"...Claiming to be wise, they became utter fools instead. And instead of worshiping the glorious, ever-living God, they worshiped idols made to look like mere people, or birds and animals and snakes."

Romans 1:22-23 NLT

Romans happens to be one of my favorite books of the Bible. So much great information on faith and why we're here if one is able to with patience understand it. Romans 11 especially. Nothing surprises me anymore.

... or worse than an anti-plantite bast**d?

This story is even weirder than the PETA suggestion to Ben & Jerry's to make ice cream from human breast milk. Well, maybe not weirder, but still.

So is there a "just salad" doctrine? As long as the plants you "kill" are consumed quickly and humanely (?) and only for those truly in need of the food, is it ok? Should we do something as individual citizens when we see animals killing plants by eating them wantonly, or would that only make things worse?

Those wise legislators in Europe ought tomgo al-the-way and ban stepping on dirt - after all, it is dirt that nourishes an denables plants to grow in the first place. I wonder what the penalty will be for trodding upon endangered dirt?

The sad part is that this will becoming to America before the end of the year. The liberals along with their food police state will not be happy until we just drink water. Wait a minute, we cannot do that either..

Well my veal parm breakfast is ready, I goota go...

Nice blog, I'll visit a lot.

Jesse, you're coming very close to offending me here (and we all know I have a constitutional right to not be offended, don't we?)with this. I'm the vice prexy of PETB, the Society of the Protection and Ethical Treatment of Brocoli. (Since I'm veep, you know there must be two of us.)

Glad you saw that Seinfeld reference. It makes you wonder what can we eat that will not looked down upon by someone. Meat-animals. Vegetatbles and fruits- plants. Cheese-animals. Cereal-plants. Paper-trees. What can I eat?

Yes, dirt might have their own Dirt's Rights Commission set up on the UN. Maybe that will happen before my prediction of the UN mandate "man must be rendered extinct for the good of all life on Earth". Ooooh, I just thought of something. Gold diggers would be the cruelest sons of bi$*@es on Earth because they use those sifters to grate the dirt out looking for gold. So cruel

thanks for the compliment. I like to use a sense of humor with a lot of my posts. spread them around

I had a weird vision about your future. It came to me just after I read your comment. Your not content in just being veep, but you know there's no way you can ever get the members of PETB to vote you in as president. One day you and your members will go and watch seal clubbers in Canada. You will have a white faux fur coat in your bag. You will get the president by themselves and put this coat on them and push them down the hill. The president will be beaten by these seal clubbers mistaking them for a seal. Heather Mills will be dead and you will become president of PETB. Congratulations!

Boehner won some for us. Stop by....

Two words, friends:

dark matter

Someone needs to write the Dark Matter Diet book.

Also, loved the Seinfeld reference, obviously. That same episode came up in another conversation I had this past week in response to the promotional news put out by Robert Wagner on his autobiography and his having had an affair with a significantly older Barbara Stanwyck when Wagner was in his early 20s and new in Hollywood.