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Comment on: FunDMental Politics

I'll have an order of fried Sea-Kittens please

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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 2:46 PM Georgetwin writes:

JPSavage

What do they call Gay Members of PETA?

PETA Puffers!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 2:54 PM YLG writes:

SEA KITTENS????

How will THAT detract from catching a succulent trout or bass???

And what is a catfish supposed to be called now? Catkitten? What about a dogfish? And who would be stupid enought to call it a Great White Sea Kitten???

Freaking morons....
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:00 PM Cindy writes:

Jesus Christ said I will

make you fishers of men, Not to mention he also Brought the Pisean Age in...

"People don't seem to like fish" according to PETA

Who gives PETA all their Money... Those that would like to remove every trace of Christianity off the planet?
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:03 PM YLG writes:

GT!!!!

PETA PUFFERS????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:13 PM YLG writes:

Jackpine,

So, now do we play "Go Sea Kitten" (Go Fish)??

Or do we "Go sea kittening" (go fishing)??

And what about cats on land? Are they "land sharks" now? Does something smell "sea kitteny"?

(h/t cmblake @ Anti-idiotarian Rottweiler)

Sorry, so many way to go with this!
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:16 PM drpete writes:

My organization -- People for the

Ethical Treatment of Broccoli (PETOB) -- is NOT aboard with this.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:20 PM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

Georgetwin

All of the members of PETA are at least bi lol. This post and the story behind it reminds me of a blog I wrote a while back. I'm sure if you read it, it would provide you with a laugh. Good post.

http://jnormanii.blogtownhall.com/2008/05/06/salad_is_murde r!.thtml
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:20 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Georgetwin

PETA Puffers?

ROFLMFAO!

Thanks for a good laugh!

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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:26 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

YLG

Yeah, the whole idea is to make fishing less attractive.
I'm just afraid that it will cause people to start baiting hooks with catnip and getting their catch of the day from the back alley.

Then again, PETA never has made much sense to begin with.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:26 PM YLG writes:

And here I thought....

PETA stood for "People Eating Tasty Animals".....

;)
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:27 PM libertyworld writes:

PETA

The gift that just keeps on giving.
The more hysterical they get, the more riidculous they look, which can only be good for the world.
They would have how many around the world
die of starvation to salve their miserable um... pet insanities? A billion? Two billion?
How very compasionate of them.
How very ethical.
To paraphrase Mr. T...
I pity the (Pettie) tool!
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:31 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Cindy

Well, you have to remember, if most of the PETA members were ever exposed to a Bible they would shriek and turn to smoke. Scripture to them has less validity than something they saw scrawled on a restroom wall.

Here I sit all brokenhearted, tried to birth a PETA member but only farted. :o)
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:33 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

YLG

Something smells Sea-Kitteny ROFL!

Can't wait for a chance to use that one.

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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:35 PM SFA1973 writes:

Pub Food

Could you imagine going into an English pub and ordderinf Kittens and Chips.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 3:35 PM Jason writes:

JP Savage

Nice Rant!!!!

I love the Barney Miller reference!!

Yes...this same organization compares the killing of chickens to the Holocaust.

They value animal rights and lives over human life itself.

Great Post Jackpine!!

Jason
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 4:12 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Jesse

Thanks for the link, with a title like that you Know I gotta read it now :o)
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 4:21 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

libertyworld

I agree about PETA, although their antics can be entertaining, they have absolutely no concept of reality.

So, let's ban fishing (Sea-Kittening) because it's cruel, who cares if millions of people die from starvation?
We need to lower the population anyhow so we can stop Glo-Bull warming ya know.

Rectal-Cranial-Inversion at it's finest.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 4:29 PM Urban Ghost writes:

Moose Eaters Beware !

Yes, there are those who believe completely in the PETA mentality. Just the other night, in a finer restaurant I overheard a woman screaming at the waiter. Seems she was distressed by the fact that the menu featured Chocolate Moose.

Save the moose ! Save the moose !
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 4:29 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

ExRCSD Deputy

Oh C'mon, ya know you want to do it now. :o)

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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 4:41 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Jason

""Yes...this same organization compares the killing of chickens to the Holocaust.""

Not to mention the fact that the people comparing eating chickens to the Holocaust are also protesting in favor of Hamas, who wants to reprise the actual Holocaust.

Can you say Cognitive-Dissonance?
(I knew you could)
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 5:06 PM Bobbie writes:

I'd like a tunakitten sandwich please,

not in the mood for a kittenfry since we had fried catkittens yesterday and smoked swordkittens the day before. You should have tasted that gold-kitten salad. I just can't eat enough kitten!! Ummmmm Ummmmmmmm Good.

Good Grief you PETA poops; GET A LIFE!!
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 5:32 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Bobbie

I'll take my tunakitten sandwich grilled with cheese please. :o)

Aren't Liberals too much fun to mess with?

I swear they're gluttons for punishment.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 6:11 PM rackoons writes:

JP

Ya know, PETA are not my friends even in jest. They are a public nuisance. They are socialists who have no sense of humor and would rather have the snail darter saved than southern farmers near TVA. I belong to the SPCA and other conservation groups plus rescue animal groups but PETA is a socialist un-American terrorist group. Any post that tears into their raison d'etre is a great help to sane people.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 6:20 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Urban Ghost

Oh how I would have loved to have been there!

It would be fun explaining to the twit that Mousse and Moose are 2 different things.

Unless she thinks whipped pudding had a face at one time! ROFL
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 6:26 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

rackoons

Thanks for stopping by.

I agree 100%, you'll notice I put the word "Friends" in quotes. :o)

Yes they're totally irrational, completely communist, and dumber than a bag full of bungholes, but they are So Much FUN to pick on! :oD

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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 6:51 PM CKHustler writes:

Jackpine

Haha!!! Very witty column! and Y! Something smells sea-kitten! haha!!!

I can't believe how incredibly crazy these people are. When historians look back on our society in a couple hundred years, we will be the butt end of a lot of jokes.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 8:27 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

CKHustler

Thanks for the kind words. :o)

Yeah, the idiocy of the left never ceases to amaze me.

Something tells me they're gonna be an endless supply of new material.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 10:22 PM American Sweetheart writes:

Jackpine re: sea kittens

You can call Orange Roughy a Tabby Sea Kitten and I'm STILL going to eat it!

I'm also campaigning that we rename turtles "Shell bunnies."
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 10:43 PM Marlson writes:

oh oh oh!

Maybe if we called fetuses "womb puppies" they would stand up for them too!

...and that Micheal Phelps, that boy can swim like a kitten!

I like hot sauce on my kitty-sticks.

Interesting fact: Eskimos live long and healthy lives from all a diet rich in kitty-oil. It's true!

haha -snort-


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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 10:45 PM Marlson writes:

Just wondering...

If a cat eats a fish...is that cannibalism?
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 10:49 PM Marlson writes:

Can't make this up....

Seriously this is a nice window into the mind of a PETA. They ACTUALLY believe that if fish were cuter, nobody would eat them! I never really liked fish anyway, I just thought they were too ugly not to eat!!!

HAHAHAHA...I'm crying over here.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 10:50 PM Good Al writes:

Eat Mor Kitty

I'll have the Poached Heathcliff, please.
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Wednesday, January, 14, 2009 11:47 PM Stephen writes:

Sea-Kittens

Good column Jack. My wife was a little confused when I told her the "Sea-kitten ala Hardhat" (That would be steel-head) she served for dinner was splendedly done.

She was more than just confused when I told her I plan on doing a little Catting-Around this weakend. She had no idea I was just talking about a few hours fishing. WOW. Who'd a thought just changing what we call something could cause so much trouble.




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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 12:14 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

American Sweetheart

LOL Shell-Puppies

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.


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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 12:18 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Marlson

"Womb-Puppies"???

Someone needs to get that to the RTL groups right away!

If I ever catch my cat eating a seakitten he's gonna be between 2 slices of bread with tartar sauce.

That'll teach her to be a cannibal!

And I agree, no matter what you call 'em, they're still slimy, scaly, cold-blooded, and very tasty with a little lemon and butter. :o)

Thanks for stopping by. :o)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 12:44 AM Marlson writes:

Savage

Thank you for the post my man. I might have to stop by more often. Pure gold.
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 12:57 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Good Al

Hmm, not thinking nasty or anything, (ok maybe I am)
but I could turn this into a Plus.

"But dear, PETA says we should"
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 1:02 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Stephen

Glad I could help create a really confusing dinner for the wife. :o)


maybe I'll do some Ice-catting this weekend. :o)

Oh wait, it's cold outside.

Nevermind

(Throws a shoe at Al Gore)
Dammit, where's all this Glo-bull warming I keep hearing about?


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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 1:08 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Marlson

You're welcome

We aim to please. :o)

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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 1:12 AM Marlson writes:

Somebody stop me...

(Marlson stands by the waters edge) "Here kitty kitty"


Ya know what? I just threw a ball of yarn in my fish tank and it just wasn't quite the same. But one of them did cough up a hair ball, so that was kind of cool...

Ya know what? If you put a sea shell up to your ear you can hear a puuuuur.

Ya know what? I poured a bunch of kibble in the water and now theyre all dead...and now I'm suing PETA.
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 1:38 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Marlson

OMG!!!

I laughed so hard it Hurt!
(I may have bruised a rib)

You need your own Blog my friend.

Don't ya hate it when your mind goes off on a tangent and refuses to come back?
(my wife says i shouldn't let my mind wander so much, it's too small to be on it's own)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 1:53 AM Marlson writes:

Savage

I've considered it. Perhaps I will.

Your wife is wise :)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 2:24 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Marlson

I want to invite you, (an any other like-minded folks) to join the party in my chat-room.

A lot of the conservatives you see posting here on TH hang out there and plot the eventual overthrow of liberalism and pray to William F. Buckley.

Actually we just hang out and gab about whatever, with No trolls allowed. :op

Swing by and say hi when ya get a chance.

http://www.FunDMental.com/thchat.php

Just set up a chat account and join the fun. :o)

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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 9:31 AM Gray Ghost writes:

Jackpine

No more rainbow trout fried in a skillet over an open fire after being caught in a stream?

No more bream fillets cooked up on a Saturday afternoon after catching 15 or 20 that morning?

No more large Southern fried catfish, with hush puppies? This could be the end of Southern Culture as we know it. (Do we now call small catfish, lake-kittens? Will hush puppies have their name changed to "PETA" cornballs?)

Oh, the humanity!

(PETA: People Entertaining Thoughts which are Asinine)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 10:39 AM oneeye writes:

Support PETM

It's the PETA counter-group People for the Effective Treatment of Morons.
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 10:41 AM oneeye writes:

KFC

I love it when Pamela Anderson spouts off about KFC.

It reminds me to go to KFC and order the Pam Special: two big breasts, no brains.
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 11:19 AM rycK writes:

PETA sickos

Jack has done it again!!

The sickness of the PETA Puffers is beyond description. I wonder if they really abstain from 'animal'in their lives? Do they eat foods with powdered milk?

This is an example of political psychoautohypnosis. Or, it could be autoerrotic neuronal disintegration.

It is probably just ordinary sleaze and the quest for failure.

rycK
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 12:18 PM Chris writes:

PETA - the other white meat

Let's don't treat PETA members too badly - they could turn out to be an important source of protein in the future.

Don't forget a couple of things:

"Vegetarian" is an ancient word meaning "lousy hunter"

and

The other PETA (of which I am a member) - "People Eating Tasty Animals"
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 5:23 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Gray Ghost

I don't care what they call it, or what the militant vegans say, they won't stop me from enjoying a tasty sea-kitten fillet.

I dreamed I was a vegan once, I shot myself just before I woke up. (shudder)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 5:28 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

oneeye

PETM sounds like a worthwhile organization.

My question for these idiots:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of Meat?


Thanks for stopping by ;)

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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 5:31 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

oneeye Re: KFC

Or the Hillary Clinton special.

2 skinny legs and a left wing. :o)

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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 5:33 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

rycK

""This is an example of political psychoautohypnosis. Or, it could be autoerrotic neuronal disintegration.""


I just call it Rectal-Cranial-Inversion :op

Thanks for stopping by :)
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 5:36 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Chris

"""Vegetarian" is an ancient word meaning "lousy hunter"""

That pretty much says it all. :o)

Thanks for stopping by.
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 7:06 PM USAEAGLE1 writes:

Jackpine

Oh for crying out loud.Does this mean I now have to provide my goldfish(aka gold sea-kitten)a daggone litterbox? Holy cow,do I now have to worry about having my gold sea-kitten neutered or spayed(I never looked between its little fins to know which is applicable)? And what about all the fishing tackle I have?In order to be PC,do I have to call it ...gasp...sea-kitty tackle?
Libby lunacy at its finest.
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 11:55 AM crossbow writes:

Jack

Have you noticed that PETA crows about fur--but hardly says anything about leather? very good post!!
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 2:50 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

USAEAGLE1

Yes I'm afraid you will have to have your gold-sea-kitten spayed or neutered, otherwise Bob Barker will get ya.

And I don't think PETA will allow you to own that tackle anymore, I suggest melting the lures down and turn it into a rake for all the furballs your sea-kitty will be coughing up.

Happy to help :o)

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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 2:54 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

crossbow

Yes, I've often wondered about the dichotomy.
But then I have too much free time on my hands, so i wonder about a lot of things.

How many of those phreaky PETA puffers (Thanks GT!) wear leather shoes while they throw paint on anyone wearing fur?

If course Liberal and Logical are mutually exclusive terms.
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 9:02 PM Neocon_Slayer writes:

THE NEOCON LEGACY...

President of the United States: Barrack Obama-D

President of the Senate: Joe Biden-D

The 111th Congress opened Tuesday with the DEMOCRAT Party in firm control of both houses. NANCY PELOSI was reelected Speaker of the House of Representatives. The DEMOCRATS hold 256 House seats to 178 for the Republicans, with one seat vacated by Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, who will be White House chief of staff in the Obama administration. The open seat in northwest Chicago will undoubtedly be filled by a DEMOCRAT in a special election, giving the DEMOCRATS a total of 257 seats.

In the Senate DEMOCRATS have a 55 to 41 majority, with two independents who vote with the DEMOCRATS, and two vacancies, both likely to be filled by DEMOCRATS. That would give the DEMOCRATS an effective 59-41 majority.

Want to know who is to blame for this fiasco, limp-wristed Republican sheeple of America? Take a long, cold, hard look in the mirror you cowards.

Nearly DOUBLING federal spending and the deficit.

Open-borders and shafting of border patrol agents.

Horrible anti-sovereignty trade policy (CAFTA/SPP).

$$$TRILLION$$$ bailouts for Wall St.

DOUBLING the DOE's budget.

Dramatically EXPANDING medicare.

Getting America into TWO United Nations-sanctioned wars--which are going badly, costing many lives and dollars, w/no end in sight.

Re-entry into UNESCO.

Patriot Act, torture, and other anti-liberty/anti-Constitution actions (like going to war w/o a declaration, warrantless spying, economic tyranny, nationalizing airport security, etc, etc., etc.).

Setting-up the GOP for one of the worst electoral shellackings in history.
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 9:14 PM davecatbone writes:

this all started with

Charlie the Tuna, then Mr. Limpitt, then Flipper, and then Finding Nemo. I say BBQ them, and the people will follow.
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 9:34 PM dawndawn writes:

All The Good Jokes Are Taken!

Very deep but fuzzy and fluffy post, Jackpine! All I want now are deep fried pieces of beer battered (can I say battered?) fish wrapped in a snoozepaper with a very cold beer and an ice cold shot of vodka on the side! Really good horseradish tarter shop would thrill me to know end! Yeah! We have truly entered the theatre of the absurd ....
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Saturday, January, 17, 2009 10:54 PM sam allen writes:

Classic

I love this line "I'm kinda beginning to wonder how the family cat would taste with melted butter and tartar sauce. (here kitty kitty kitty!)"

I am not a great fan of cats anyway, so does anyone have some good recipes? There are a few strays in the neighborhood, and I have a pellet gun powerful enough to kill rabbits, so it should work on cats too.
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Sunday, January, 18, 2009 11:35 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

RPWR

Umm thanks for the rant I guess.\

Not quite sure what it has to do with the subject at hand, but I hope you feel better anyhow.
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Sunday, January, 18, 2009 11:39 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Davecat

Hey, I always liked Mr Limpet :o)

same with flipper, nemo, not so much. :op

Never stopped me from enjoying a nice grilled salmon steak though. :o)
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Sunday, January, 18, 2009 11:46 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

dawndawn

Sorry ya missed out on the good ones. :op

Of course now you have me craving some batter dipped sea-kitten and fries.

Thanks for stopping by.
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Sunday, January, 18, 2009 11:49 AM Jackpine Savage writes:

Sam Allen

Thanks for the kind words.

Actually, as a joke the wife looked up recipes for guinea pig a couple years back, and I think they could be used for cats too. :o)

Mmmmm, Tastes like chicken, and twice the drumsticks too!
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 5:30 AM Stephen writes:

Logic

Now, J.S., don't be too hard on PETA. I need their freebie comics.

I teach in China and use their comics i.e. chicken_life, cow_life, elephant_life, and rat_life exclusively to teach middle school children in Shenyang how to read for and understand POOR LOGIC.

So, PETA, keep up the good work. You'll not make much of a dent in the restaurants serving up dog in Northeast China. But, you will be teaching Chinese children about faulty reasoning.

Steve in Shenyang
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 2:00 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Jackpine

I thought at first this was something of a joke. I really could not believe the 'sea kitten' thing.

No, I looked it up as you recommended.

Twilight zone does not begin to describe how I feel right now.

Thanx so much for this heads-up.
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 2:47 PM Saltwater writes:

Feeding the 5 million

people expected for Tuesday's coronation may seem an overwhelming task. However, organizers announced that His Magnificence Barack the First will take care of the problem.
Biden has been dispatched to procure five loaves and two kittens.
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 6:56 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Stephen

Glad to hear they actually have some use, even if it Is as a warning. :o)
Keep up the good work!

Thanks for stopping by.
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 6:59 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

AL (Mrs. Always Learning)

You're welcome. :o)

You know they've become totally ridiculous when libs become a parody of themselves.

Something tells me this won't be the most ridiculous thing they'll ever do.

Thanks for stopping by :o)
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Monday, January, 19, 2009 7:02 PM Jackpine Savage writes:

Saltwater

""Biden has been dispatched to procure five loaves and two kittens. ""

That was Classic! HaHaHa!

See dawndawn? all the jokes weren't taken. :o)

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Monday, January, 19, 2009 8:27 PM str8_talk writes:

Jackpine

This has to be one of the funniest blogs you've ever written and the comments are hysterical. Of course GT had to start it off with PETA puffers. Oh my goodness. I needed a good laugh. I like to fish, or shall I say kitten. How do you say that,,, Gone Cattin' Gone Kitten
Gone catchin? It just doesn't sound right, think of all those signs that would have to be redone!

Then when someone says things like... kitten or cut bait; drink like a kitten; there's plenty of kittens in the sea; he's a kitten out of water? Or one of my favorites: Nothing makes a kitten bigger than almost being caught.

PETA people should be wrapped in fur for suggesting such a ridiculous thing! Thanks for the laughs.

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Friday, January, 23, 2009 9:22 PM arik writes:

Jackpine

I always say :Save a cow, eat a PETA member.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Sunday, January, 25, 2009 6:47 PM Darvin Dowdy writes:

I'm trying to figure out...

...how Chicken of the Sea tuna will end up. Thats gettin' way too complicated for my brain. As if I'm not stressed out enough. Now look what you've done Savage! DD
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Monday, January, 26, 2009 1:18 AM sgt.stryker writes:

My favorite cats

are dead ones. Dead sea-kitties? No problem there either.

I haven't really heard PETA saying much about people who actually eat cats, or dogs for that matter.
They are certifiably insane...

Great post!
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Monday, January, 26, 2009 10:33 PM arik writes:

Jackpine

I have a slightly different take on this whole thing over at my place. Feel free to check it out.
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