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Comment on: Pesky Truth

Sometimes the Truth Hurts

26 Comments
Monday, April, 06, 2009 2:35 AM sgt.stryker writes:

Garnet

Thanks for the levity. We need it these days. Nothing like a little "gallows humor". And, no, I'm not punch drunk.
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 8:30 AM drpete writes:

Flat-out funny, garnet92!!

My Mensa card was either lost in the mail or there was something about my having missed the cut by a few . . . dozen points.

I laughed aloud as I read, and I thank you for it.
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 9:15 AM Bobbie writes:

The cartoon is a hoot

and so is the rest of it. And so is the blogger author. Keep up the good work, funny man.

PS. I've been the 80 yr old WM shopper since I was in my 50's. Am I in trouble????
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 11:06 AM skep41 writes:

Those Judges Are SO Smart

I've often thought we need a 'living' Ten Commandments to go along with our 'Living Constitution'. I mean, really, some old Jewish guy turns up with a bunch of tablets and instead of busting him for pushing pills we enshrine these stupid rules that cut down on everybody's good times and empower the haters to call us names like 'theif' 'liar 'adulterer'.

Funny post.
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 11:31 AM Eric writes:

Garnet

love the doctor joke, and the first cartoon was hilarious.

great post.
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 12:37 PM dawndawn writes:

The Pesky Truth!

Very funny stuff, Garnet! Love all the jokes, especially Grandpa at the Mall! The cartoon rocks! Thanks for posting these!

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Monday, April, 06, 2009 12:38 PM rackoons writes:

Fun for thought

It really is too bad that the funnies you presented are not taken seriously by the lemmings who put this naif in the WH. He is ruining the economy and in Europe he is downgrading our national defenses. Unilateral disarmament? Apologizing to Europe and Turkey and to Islam!? And his downgrading and degrading the Constitution that the Founders would never understand. Drop by.
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Monday, April, 06, 2009 10:20 PM arik writes:

Garnet

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

My face hurts.

I needed that.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 12:55 AM Garnet92 writes:

Right Sarge

I thought it was time for a little levity - my last few posts were serious and I needed a break.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 12:56 AM Garnet92 writes:

That's ok, drpete

I got mine when they were on sale.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:01 AM Garnet92 writes:

That cartoon just begged to be posted!

It just shows how smart the founders/framers were when they created the Constitution - they only missed that one little point.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:06 AM Garnet92 writes:

You are so observant, skep

The Ten Commandments would be the Ten Suggestions and all start with "Thou shalt (or shalt not, depending on the circumstances) ...
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:10 AM Garnet92 writes:

Eric, THAT cartoon is one of my all-time

favorite political cartoons - it's just super-saturated with TRUTH. See, those guys were really onto something when they envisioned the eventuality that sooner-or-later the dumba$$es would elect a MORON!
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:13 AM Garnet92 writes:

Thanks Dawnie, the original version

had the Grandpa preferring Crown Royal but I took the liberty to change his drinking preference to my own (single malt GlenLivet). Otherwise we agree on the other preference.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:17 AM Garnet92 writes:

True rackoons, some will write these

humorous items off as just that - attempts to be funny. But WE recognize how much truth they represent - especially the first one about the MORONS electing a fellow moron.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:18 AM Garnet92 writes:

Glad you enjoyed them Arik

I needed a break from serious posts myself!
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 1:45 AM Gar Swaffar writes:

right now

I'm hiring crews for the ARRA program I run, if they have an O Hole bumper sticker they can have all the experience in the world. They don't need a job, they have hope.
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 11:59 AM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Garnet

Way off the chart funny!

I have to say the newspaper clippings were my favorites. Nothing like stupid being published for all the world to see.

Ya' gotta respect Pesky Truth!
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Tuesday, April, 07, 2009 2:43 PM The Interface writes:

ROFLOL!!!

Um, this one needs some kind of spew alert as well as a "Do not read at work unless everyone else is at lunch and won't hear you roaring with laughter and pounding your desk trying to control yourself" alert! Very well done!
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Wednesday, April, 08, 2009 3:12 AM Sue writes:

Garnet92

Thanks for the laughs. I needed that.

I do have to say the lawyer that accidentally sued himself, that was pretty good. I guess it was just an "honest mistake!"
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Thursday, April, 09, 2009 7:06 PM clyde writes:

Garnet

Getting back into the swing of things here,this was TOO FUNNY! Especially the first cartoon. Great post.
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Friday, April, 10, 2009 1:09 AM Garnet92 writes:

Couldn't agree more Boaz

I wish there were some way I could do my part to recognize those who voted for D'ohbama.
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Friday, April, 10, 2009 1:11 AM Garnet92 writes:

Miz AL, there's apparently a gold mine

of material in newspapers - look at what Jay Leno has done with his headlines on Mondays.
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Friday, April, 10, 2009 1:13 AM Garnet92 writes:

My apologies Interface

Not everything warrants a spew alert - but the first cartoon certainly does!
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Friday, April, 10, 2009 1:16 AM Garnet92 writes:

How in hell with all of the verbosity

that resides in the paperwork for a lawsuit, does some idiot sue himself?????? Wonder if that's taught at Haaaverd Law School?
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Friday, April, 10, 2009 1:17 AM Garnet92 writes:

Thanks for visiting Clyde

Yes, the first cartoon is my favorite too - you KNOW they had some discussion about that very point.
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