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Comment on: Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast

Guns are Racists

4 Comments

very funny!

Thank you for a great morning laugh.

England Is....

Going to outlaw and kitchen knives and glass beer mugs,its seems they too are racist murderers and must be stopped.

Well said and done...

...and if I may point out the true origin of your blog name:

Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said: “One can’t believe impossible things.”
“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
– Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

I dare say Lewis Carroll probably predates David Sim! And Lewis Carroll knew his liberal friends well!

Let's see...

If I translate your name, it would actually be "White main." Does that mean you are all gray? :)
(I get it...)
I read your bio, and I am glad you have seen that you are a conservative.
I seem to know a few of those people who were like you, but don't know it, either. Unfortunately, they have a disease in which their emotion clouds what common sense they have and it is often pointless to engage in discussion.

PS SUV's kill people, too, they are racist as well.