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PRESIDENT-ELECT ADDS ANOTHER OFFICE

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Friday, November, 28, 2008 9:12 AM dawndawn writes:

Present Elect Adds Another Office!

Irish Eyes! ROFL! This is great! Thanks for posting this! We must laugh while we can!
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 11:05 AM Mildred writes:

Thanks Dawn! What's the anti-terror plan

So far, he lambasted Bush and is following Bush's lead. Is this how he'll sit down with terror nations?
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 12:08 PM str8_talk writes:

For a person

Who wanted to 'streamline' the gov't, I think the only streamlining will be his runs to the bathroom, when he realizes he's in 'over his HEAD!'

Funny thinking of him constantly in the privy, he might have to start wearing 'depends!'
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 12:15 PM dawndawn writes:

Irish Eyes and Str8!

Hahahaha! "how he`ll sit down with terrorists!"
"runs to the bathroom, he`s in over his head!" I am dying here! Love your wicked and wonderful senses of humor! On my way downtown ....

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Friday, November, 28, 2008 12:42 PM Mildred writes:

str8 & Dawn:

I just hope that hhe doesn't jump to attention. Who is going to be the Secretery of toilet Paper. I guess they are keeping Biden in the (water) closet so to speak, or one could say that Obama's defense platform is down the crapper.
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 7:11 PM Gray Ghost writes:

Is This Anyway To Show Respect to the...

"Annointed One"?

I mean, the next cabinet post yall will dream up is Secreatary of the Posterior. Or perhaps the Secretary of the Crapper, where the "Annointed One's" bad ideas are deposited.

(This is not a cuss word. Thomas Crapper, 09/28/1836 to 26/01/1910, was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. Ltd. in London. Crapper did much to increase the popularity of water closets and came up with some related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several Royal Warrants.)
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 7:22 PM Bobbie writes:

Actually, the privvy seems like

the most appropriate for the S**t-head.
Wish we could lock it and roll it downhill while he's in it. Is there, perchance, a big deep river downhill...
We can always dream.
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 7:36 PM arik writes:

Mildred

I don't want him in the Oval Office, and you're handing him a throne.
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 8:11 PM Mildred writes:

Gray G: How enlightening

Thanks for the history lesson. Like you, my husband knows all of the minutia, and it ratlles around in his head until jarred by the occassion.
After months of berating GW for his anti-terror policy, now it sounds like he is echoing the current president. His liberalism seems to circling the drain now that reality sets in.

The voters should have paid more attention to defense and less n entitlements.

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Friday, November, 28, 2008 8:15 PM Mildred writes:

Bobbie: The magic of computers

We can always drop and insert one. Like he said in his news conference earlier this week, "all the change ideas come from him"....After the terror attacks on Wednesday, he'll need a "change " of shorts. I don't think he can orate his way out of terrorism.
Thanks for stopping.
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 8:21 PM Mildred writes:

Arik: Oval seat, not Oval Office

After all, he's a gas bag.

Hopefully BO will hide out there in the same manner Biden is in exile.

Now that the fudge is flying in Mumbai, where is the soaring rhetoric of the "co president"? He is deferring to GW because he is clueless about the dangers of liberalism.

Thanks for stopping.
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 8:23 PM SplashMan writes:

O Crap!

Have you seen the stickers at http://www.o-crap.org? They are HILARIOUS! However, some have complained that we cannot make fun of our new President Elect. Why not? We've been having fun with ALL the presidents since Nixon!
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Friday, November, 28, 2008 8:37 PM Mildred writes:

Splash: Is Oliver Stone writing a script

After the movie "W"...which is gonnnne already, maybe he is working on the new movie "O" in time for inauguration. You know...the prologue where O says that he is bringing in new faces..and then we hit all of the reruns from the Clinton era with Hillary starring in the role of Hillary.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 3:21 AM Purplegimp writes:

Mildred

I'm all in favor of him staying in the bog for the next four years, and I think I'm going to buy some stock in bog roll companies.
My guess is that Biden will be biding his time until until his Boss squits himself away.
Why am I getting flashes of that out house behind the desk in oval office?


That's right. It's a crap job, but someone has to it and he has the experience!
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 7:35 AM MJSJR writes:

Mildred

You really hit the nail on the head. I think Lamont Obama wanted to run for President and win, but not actually have to do anything after that. I saw the old "Deer in the Headlights" look when he went out to give his speech. Democrats say "Don't worry, Joe Biden is there to help him." That is supposed to comfort me?! We are heading for big trouble.

Why do I call him Lamont?

Because he is a big dummy!!
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 8:09 AM Mildred writes:

Purp: Biden's will say "stand up"..like

He did during the campaign to the guy in the wheelchair. Biden could not get his own resume of his "foreign policy" experience right.For the life of me, I can't think of any real Biden foreign experience other than committee work.

Notice how all of the proclamations tempered down once the focus changed from the economy to terror, the deer was in the headlights and did not have a speech ready. Instead...he ran to change his shorts.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 8:15 AM Mildred writes:

MJSJR & Purp: Shooting the bull

is alot different when you have speech writers then in a real crisis. All the directives from Obama to Bush stopped when the terror attacks hit the airwaves.

Thats right, the "One" is here. either someone forgot to tell the terrorists or they got the message loud and clear.

Thanks both for stopping by.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 9:56 AM The Crawfish writes:

Don't forget

The Prophet Algoracle and his minion Sheryl Crow are going to enforce the "One Sheet of TP" rule in there. Hope The Chosen One doesn't get the runs(away and hides)! He can't just vote "Present" anymore.

MJSJR,
Lamont Obama. Great one. I'm gonna have to steal it on occasion.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 10:17 AM Mildred writes:

Craw: Thanks for the reminder

I completely forgot the liberal Lust for the Ridiculous group that you mentioned.

Think of all the water and electricity that BO will save when he hides out in the SH_t house during a crisis. Jobs will be lost because you won't need water filtration systems and sewer authorities. The lines for entitlements will be longer than the bread lines. You can't hide under the desk when you don't have the stomach for responsibility (only soaring rhetoric).

Thanks for stopping by.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 11:16 AM davecatbone writes:

wow

we can use a pile of prospectus' from Lehman Bros. on a nail to be more eco friendly.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 11:39 AM Mildred writes:

Dave: Or Fannie and Freddie Applications

Already printed up an ready to redistribute the debt to the taxpaying Americans. You might have heard of those guys..the ones that work for a living. Some of them even defend this country from the terrorists.

Thanks for stopping
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 2:28 PM str8_talk writes:

Mildred

There is a reason I used over his HEAD in my first post. It has many different meanings.

Head: The position or place of leadership, greatest authority, or honor(now that he's presen-elect); a habitual user of a drug (referring to his preponderance of coke); a toilet or lavatory, esp. on a boat or ship (he'll find himself in there when he's scared); Nautical - so loaded as to draw more water forward than aft (he'll be taking on more than he can bail out).
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 3:05 PM Mildred writes:

str8: Good pun!

Or look at it this way, he believes a president should be able to multi-task! I do believe that was his exact statement. He'll have the hershey squirts while we are under attack. Biden guaranteed this before the election.
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 3:15 PM str8_talk writes:

If more listened to Biden

and had taken his words to heart; I believe that bo wouldn't have gotten as far as he did! People kept thinking they were gaffes, but I think he was being very blunt and candid. Maybe he was having many of those Jim Carey "Liar, Liar" moments where he couldn't tell a lie!
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Saturday, November, 29, 2008 3:23 PM Mildred writes:

str8 And where is Joe?

Now that Americans were the target of terrorists abroad? Is this a prelude of things to come?
God help us, we'll be boycotting something Jimmy Carter style while Americans are dying.

How naive is it for him to say that he is not concerned? He has no experience in anything except speech making. Well, now he has the appropriate podium and deposititory for all of his esoteric verbiage. And as Craw reminded me, his lefty friends want to ration the TP.
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 12:15 AM Peppermint2 writes:

Milli

Hilarious! This is exactly where I expect BHO to be when we get hit here with a terrorist attack which is being predicted.

At least we can laugh about imagining him having the squits and calling Hillary.
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 7:08 AM Mildred writes:

Pepp: Rectocranial inversion?

As Dawndawn said "he's in over his head".

Yes, we can laugh now because GW is still in the Whitehouse. 1/21 our world will change. Thanks for stopping by.
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 7:42 AM Purplegimp writes:

Mildred

I'm all in favor of him staying in the bog for the next four years, and I think I'm going to buy some stock in bog roll companies.
My guess is that Biden will be biding his time until until his Boss squits himself away.
Why am I getting flashes of that out house behind the desk in oval office?


That's right. It's a crap job, but someone has to it and he has the experience!
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 2:48 PM KevInFl writes:

Pres -Elect adds another Office

Now THIS IS FUNNY!!! Bravo!! Excellent LOLOLOLOLOL Hope yall had a Great Turkey Day !!
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 8:03 PM Mildred writes:

Kev: We can laugh now

January is a different story. Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

Thanks for stopping by.
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Sunday, November, 30, 2008 11:35 PM Sue writes:

Mildred

Too funny! I loved this!

Actually after tomorrow announcing Clinton, isn't she the one that will be taking that 3:00 am call?

By the way, is the Tidy Bowl man head of this department or should I say, "out house department?"
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Monday, December, 01, 2008 5:44 AM Mildred writes:

Sue:

My question is, Does Michelle pt curtains on the inside or the outside of the Department. I do beleive that this new department is "green", but how many green jobs will it create.

Thanks for stopping. BTW your email on the list comes back as incorrect.
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Wednesday, December, 03, 2008 6:36 PM ScarletPimpernel writes:

didja notice?

Obama went into the meeting with W all smiling and cool and came out the next day for the press conference looking haggard and sweaty. Gee, I guess W gave him the 411 on what's what! Did you hear that sound? That's Obama's crazy promises flying out the window...


bye bye, Far Left.
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Wednesday, December, 03, 2008 8:06 PM Mildred writes:

ScarlettP: From far left to the center

And away we gooooo! Goodbye lefties that put me in and to the middle to hold on! He discarded everyone that put him there, starting with Kerry and recycled Clintonians (so much for change. Looks like we went back to the future. Same old poop.
Thanks for stopping bye. Am doing a grad thesis so I am only stopping by occassionally.
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Thursday, December, 04, 2008 12:48 AM Joe writes:

Needed the laugh

The scary thought is that most of our Nation has forgotten that we can actually be attacked by these morons at any time.
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Thursday, December, 04, 2008 5:39 AM Mildred writes:

Joe: It's the Green" answer

Thanks for stopping by. Good fertilzer and probably the only thing that the far left approves of.
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Monday, December, 08, 2008 2:59 AM Sue writes:

mildred

I think my email is updated.

As for green jobs, lets see, how many will this create? Well, aren't they going to be using the gases from the turds to light up cities and stuff? Okay, I am being gross, but they want to use the gased for something.
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Monday, December, 08, 2008 11:58 AM Mildred writes:

Sue: Electric Car Industry Bailout too!

Thanks for stopping by. I see the email correction.

Today's WSJ has an article on how the electric car industry was putting together their bailout before the Big 3 were in Washington.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122849893450683261.html

They are in need of more money, and there cars are not affordable. Talk about building a car nobody buys, the electric (Obama advocated)or green car made asports car that sells for $100,000. Now that is cost effecient and affordable for middle America.

Been finishing my last 2 grad courses and won't be blogging for another week or two.
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Wednesday, December, 10, 2008 1:55 AM Sue writes:

Hi Mildred

You go girl with your classes!

Thanks for the link! Lets see, I will take 4 of those $100,000 cars. They are so economically priced. Give me a break! Go green!
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Thursday, December, 11, 2008 4:48 PM Snow Knight writes:

I think

Obama gets his "ideas"from this department!!can you believe he still says he did not know about what went on with the Ill-Gov??amazing!
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Thursday, January, 15, 2009 3:28 PM Bobbie writes:

Where ya been Millie?

Need your bright & witty input on the national scene. Been missing ya.
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Friday, February, 20, 2009 7:49 PM Sue writes:

Hello

Hey, it has been awhile. Hope things are well! :)
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