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Comment on: The Pepperhawks' Farm Journal

The Acorns Dilemma, Chapter II

175 Comments

Am I first?

Wow!

Great stuff again. And the scary thing is that this is close enough that it is possible to at least imagine it coming true...

Not likely exactly as portrayed, but certainly in that direction, and it scares me...

Hi VADaddy

Good to see you again. Yeah, it is kind of scary. I scare myself when I write the stuff. LOL!

And yes, you are first! Whoohoo!

Absolute power

Remember how Obama said Mc Cain was harmful to U.S. security during the campaign. Then they started saying that Mc Cain was using fear in his campaign. Obama lied when he said ha never worked for ACORN, but the voters were being distracted by the big news money propaganda. Obama the Fearmonger. Now that he is Obama the Power Monger. I suppowe he feels some americans are more equal than others.

reaganite

" Absolute power"
Exactly and that is what Obama wanted to be all powerful to decide who is worthy of what. Now that is chilling if you ask me.

Obama the liar, Obama the Fearmonger and Obama the AllPowerful, the Messiah who has swooped down to save us all from ourselves.

Pepp

Can't wait for the next installment. Too eerie, especially the part where our hero doesn't remember much of what Nobama said in his speeches. Sounds very familiar...
Keep 'em coming!!

St. Gracie,

Sorry to say this, but it's nothing less than what he deserves.He really should have paid more attention to what his candidate of choice was saying.
I only paid passing attention to Obummer's speachifying, but I don't live there any more. Not that it makes anyone in the world safe from his plans indefinitely, but it will take a while before he's in a position to confiscate my less than 68 square meter Gimp House. It's almost too small for even one gimp.

Think I'll find myself

a cave and hide out. This feels like an omen, given who is about to bluster his way right into the Whitehouse with all his grandiose ideas. He is one scary dude.

Good story, Pepp.

Pepp

You ever consider doing this for real? This is kind of like getting to read a manuscript before the publisher gets it.Again, Good stuff.

Pepp: Will the next chapter

Include the Grandparents hauled off to Headstart in the the city or the kids drafted into the Peace Corps? Will the draft be brought back for community service organizations while our military collapses? That is before they perform their community service to attend college?

Chapter Two!

Excellent prose, Peppermint! Did you channel Rod Serling? I am scared! Gonna get my blankie and hide in the closet! Looking forward to Chapter III!

Don't Fear O'Vomit...

Fear those who paid for his campaign. Soros and his fellow "UN" types want one government for the entire world. For the last 50 years, we have seen what the Democrats want; i.e., complete power with the average citizen as a serf (or slave, whatever you wish to call it) working for the Democrats.

Soros and his "boys" have gone a step further. They want the entire world as "serfs" working for those in power. Criminals and terrorists? They are part of the "solution" and help keep those in power safe by requiring the "masses" to keep coming to those in power and asking for help. (Without weapons that is exactly what the masses have to do because they have no means of protecting themselves.)

It will be interesting during the next few years.

Yo Pepp! If Red

and Dusty think they have troubles now, wait until they receive their orders to turn over their IRA's and 401 K's to the Troika to be merged with SS.

pep and gos

Excellent! What a way to break up my morning routine lol

Frightening...if these people had not voted for Obama I'd feel more sorry for them.

Gray Ghost

I agree. I've been saying for a long time that Ovomit is but a puppet for the hidden powers advocating that "One World Order."

Interesting thoughts about these forces having the need for criminals and terrorists.

bdubya

Thanks for stopping by.

Our hero, or moron as I like to think of him, surely didn't pay attention to what Nobama had to say, just like so many other dumbed down Americans. LOL!

Lucie

Don't be sorry, Red deserves everything he gets never paying attention or looking at what he was voting for.

You won't get your house confiscated. In fact, you may get to share the "wealth" part and get moved into a larger house. That's the beauty of the Obummer policies. Take away from the rich and give to the less fortunate.

I can't wait to see Ron's and my great big new house. LOL!


Bobbie

Thanks. It does feel kind of like an omen and I'm hiding out in my bed with the covers over my head. Scary is the word and we'll see just what he does after the coronation and all of his executive orders. It could be very interesting.


Clyde

Thanks. Crawfish wanted me to publish Juliet's Diary when I wrote that. Don't know if you read any of it. Much funnier stuff and seems prophetic now with what we have coming our way.


Milli

Ha, ha. Had not thought about grandparents as yet, but I imagine they could be in trouble too.

Oh, no draft. Bwany Fwanks wants to cut that, so there won't be a draft. Who needs the military right? Obummer will "talk" to our enemies and straighten them out. What a naive moron he is.


dawndawn

Yes, I channel Serling and he tells me what to write. Later, we'll put it on new episodes of the Twilight Zone. I've already got my blankie handy at all times. Thanks for coming by. Chapter III is on its' way, coming to a theater near you, like right next door, or maybe in your own house.

GrayGhost

Indeed I do fear those who paid for his W/B House run. Soros, Alinsky, Ayers, and all the commies behind the puppet Obama. He's too stupid to have done this on his own.

The dems have their majority now and have full power. One good thing is they can't be pointing fingers at the wuss repubs left over. They will try, but that can't work forever.

Hopefully some of our dumbed down masses will become awake and annoyed with the policies of the commie boys. But, ya never know, these people who voted for him will probably stay in their trances for quite awhile.

Yo Willibeaux

Oh, yes, they will have to give up some of their money that's for sure. They have plenty of troubles ahead of them. Hard to feel bad for them though. They asked for it.


Not Bad, Pepp


But don't drag it out too long.

I want to read the final chapter before our "Brave, New World" Government shuts down your blog.

Along with

Gunny G,
C-Fish,
G-Ghost,
Brian R,
etc.,
etc.,
et al.

AmericanDream

Yeah, it sure does do that, break up the morning routine. Red and Dusty have their entire lives broken up now. It will never be the same. Hard to feel pity for the uninformed.

buck

Don't you worry your little heart out. I plan to wrap this up before the coronation. At least it will be close anyway. I figure I'll be shut down as soon as he gets a whiff of this.

Gos already is planning on the visit at our door. That should be fun.

Pepp, G-Ghost


The people who voted for Obama are products ot the "New America".

No one in previous times would have considered pulling the handle for a Marxist who pals around with someone who tried to blow up the Pentagon, spit on American GI's and bragged about it on the very day our country was attacked again.

Only in today's times when so many people have been dumbed down by an educational system that preaches mediocrity and practices sub par mediocrity along with an entire race of Americans that have been brainwashed into believeing they have it worse than anyone else in the whole world could this happen.
Only in this climate could P.T. Barnum's side show have become the main show. Only in a dumbed down and brainwashed society could anyone push the idea of a free lunch.
In any previous time such a person running for office would have been laughed off the podium at best, tarred and feathered at worse. Today such a person is idolized as the next conquering hero by an America that has forgot how to think, act and work...

pepp

A part of me does feel pity because the thought of having your child ripped from your arms when you aren't a bad parent just shoots a hole right through my heart. But when you sign up for something, you need to know what you are signing up for and you have clearly painted a portrait of those that didn't read the fine print.

buck

You are right. This could not have happened in a society where the educational system was still that, educational, instead of indoctrination.

It's really sad to say the least and look what we've got for it.

There are generations now who have no idea what socialism or communism is so they pull the lever for one, not knowing any real information about the person or who he actually is. They didn't even care who his alliances are.

And, yes, in another time, Obummer would not even have been considered a serious contender for POTUS. The man is a joke, a very dark one.

AmericanSweetheart

Yeah, I feel sorry for the child, Nutley. He didn't sign on for this abomination that's for sure. But, he just happens to have a couple of dummies for parents. Unfortunately it is not fiction for that.

pepp

certainly puts the "Baby Alex" ads from moveon.org into perspective!

P-Mint

"The man is a joke, a very dark one."

Yes.

And if he pulls off everything he promised it will be black magic....

I like I like

A short story with a politically reflecting narrative I like. This is very interesting and unique. Keep it up playa...

Pepp, Gray Ghost

Even though some of the dumbed-down masses realize what a mistake they've made. Will they admit it?? Will they have the courage to admit they were wrong? I doubt it. But even if they did it would do no good. The damage has just begun as Ovomit and his Lib/Dim followers bring in their "Brave New World." (as Buck said)

Had to laugh while listening to the Messiah this morning. Telling all America how "HE" is going to create 25 million new jobs! LOL!

St. Gracie,

But I don't want a bigger redistributed house. I love my little Gimp House. It's all nice and purple and has a bomb shelter for my books. They can damn well redistribute to someone else-like maybe an inner ghetto whiner.

Life imitates art... soon

Sure gets curiouser and curiouser. Red and Dusty are doome...and definately made someone's list, shall we say.

Will any reporter ask the prezident,"will you be volunteering at the soup kitchen, put a needy family up in the Lincoln BR, shuttle the less fortunate on AF1, or have the motorcade pick up the transcient worker on the way to giving your next pep-rally speech?" But of course the answers would be "No, certainly not, and absolutely not."

Pepp

My next question would be how many awards can they bestow on our hypocrite-in-chief by the end of his first year no matter what he does, like that natters? (any doubt the Nobel Peace prize is in the works) Its tough for me to look a year out, hard enough to look three months ahead.
(hint: Dan Rather returns?)

xpressit

You have it right in both posts! Remember when Jima Cahter got everyone to "volunteer" for his Habitat For Humanity? He show's up at several of the construction sites to give a speech and have a photo op. Even having a video made of him driving a single nail.

It leaked out later that the peanut farmer was getting $50,000 for each speech given! That's how Ovomit will 'volunteer!'

Cartstar

Gos: Forgot about Cartier...paid? ha ha. Did more harm to it. Too true.(Think of the spokesman they could have had.) After BO puts the nail in the economy coffin, he'll driive a nail with brother Jimmmy. LOL

Pepp

Red should be happy, all the black shirt took was his car. He did let him keep his house, even though he turned it into a rooming house. Now that he has a rooming house his taxes will be raised I'm sure.

When will O take his business away from him to spread the wealth?

Will Red have to make the repairs to that wreck O let him have for the year? Is Red suppose to put it back into show room condition so after the year is up it can be given to a less fortunate person to wreck again?

Can't wait for chapter 3

xpressit

LOL! And probably be paid a fortune to do it! You can bet, they'll get "theirs" while they can!

Pep, you keep making the hair

on the back of my neck stand in attention... as a warning of things to come...

buck

"And if he pulls off everything he promised it will be black magic...."

Love the play on words. Cracking me up.

AmericanSweetheart

Who is baby alex?

GreatWhiteFatAmerican

Glad you like! I'll keep going until I get shut down. LOL!

Lucie

Nah, they won't give you a bigger house. You don't even live here, lucky for you right now. I don't know what's worse, getting katyushas launched into one's back yard or thinking about becoming the "dwindling middle class". No matter what the big O says, if he proceeds with his taxation policies on the rich he will mess up the economy for sure.

xpressit

Oh, no, the Nobel Peace prize. Actually it probably will be awarded him for you know, bringing our country back into the nations of nations with peace, tranquility and submission.

I think I saw an ad where Rather is doing some guest shot on a show. Horrors.

xpressit

Ha, very funny. As if the O man would be doing anything for someone. Hilarious. I'm sure no reporter is ever going to ask him those questions for fear of being sent to Siberia or Gitmo.

Dogged

Right, Red should be happy. But, he never expected any of this as you know. He never listened to the "share the wealth" thing.

Ha, ha, you're thinking up some things for Red to do. He will have to change some things. That is coming up in chapters ahead. LOL!

Joe

So swimming with sharks is still better than reading this? :-)

Pepp

Well Willi & Pepp, I think someone is in competition on those door mats.
http://townhall.com/blog/g/0cab6f70-c72c-4777-8ab7-3a719540 aa96

Pepp

this series looks to be absolute dynamite. You've got a real winner going.

I'd give it to a Hollywood screenwriter that I used to e-mail with constantly (you would know some of her work for sure), but she's now living in Switzerland and is a liberal Obama supporter. (hmmmmm....supports taxing the *#@$^@ out of us and having us share the wealth, but she moves to Switzerland to avoid all of that....)

Juliet Smith was good and fun, but I think this one is going to be even better.

Yo Pepp & Gos! I have a

feeling that when the Blackshirts try to pull this same crap on dem der mountain folk east of Flemingsburg, dey will be fortunate enough to escape with dere hineys intact. "Wild Beaux" and his pack of ugger lagers will chase them all the way back across de Mississippi River.

Yo Gos! Has you

got yore booby traps set? I bet dem der Blackshirts will rue the day that they try to pull the Acorn crap on de Pepperhawks. I bet dem der moonshiners will also have a "pleasant" surprise for dem. One of dem mean ole black barrs will scare them out of der shoes.

Hepp them Jon Cary. Dey is gonna be in a world of hurt.

Crawfish

I agree. I keep telling her she should work on a book! I think she's one heck of a writer and story teller!

willibeaux

Ah gots stuff set up dat dey neva wood spect! Doe's mountains air kida like dat roach trap. Memember? Dey goes in but dey doen comes out!

St. Gracie,

I'm not sure that living over here is going to make much difference. It'll just take a little longer.
Didn't Obummer say during his campaign that he wants to make the whole world a better place? He'll get around to trying one of these days.


Excuse me. I feel sick.

fiction or reality

You knew it was coming. MSM already says people think Bush should just step down so Obaskunkopie can start ruling, I MEAN governing. Lets see now, so far we heard his phone records were snooped, and his computer system was hacked in the primary. We hear about all that gushy stuff, but there is no reporting on his birth certificate. Amazing what MSM chooses to cover -- family pet decisions, gymn habits, matress and decor decisions, school choices -- but they can't talk about...shh, you know, that phony controversial stuff. Since Hillary will take the helm at State dep, I guess that means the resurgance of the vast right wing conspiracy.

Lucie

You done being sick? In the bog again are we?

xpressit

Just looked at that other mat. Pretty funny too. Maybe Beaux can buy up a bunch of those too for the W/B House.

Craw dahlun

Glad you're liking my new series. It's more serious than Juliet's Diary, that's one difference. I guess what I'm writing now doesn't seem all that funny to me.

Thanks for all the compliments. You're making me blush.

Willibeaux


"... when the Blackshirts try to pull this same crap on dem der mountain folk east of Flemingsburg, dey will be fortunate enough to escape with dere hineys intact. "Wild Beaux" and his pack of ugger lagers will chase them all the way back across de Mississippi River."

Oh man you are a crack up. You bet your boots no black shirt would get out of these hollers alive. The locals don't even go in them. And with those ugger lagers crawling all over, nobody would be safe.

Willibeaux

You got that right. There will be no Acorn crap pulled on the Pepperhawks if they no what's good for them. The black shirts do not want to get Ron mad. No way, no how. He'd have their heads blown off before they got a word out.

xpressit

Now, you have nailed things, xpressit. I could not believe it when I heard tonight that certain people at the NYSlime want Bush to step aside so the Messiah can take over now. Have people gone completely mad? There's a process for this or have they forgotten this? Completely insane.

Sure, sure no birth certificate as yet and there never will be one either if ya ask me. That little piece of info just doesn't fit into the agenda. All that other stuff is way too important than where he was born.

Good grief, I hope Hillary doesn't start with that crap again, the vast right wing conspiracy. Aren't people a tad bit weary of it?
The BDS never stops, even now when the libs know he'll be gone in less than 2 mos.

moveon over team

Pepp:
Ah ha...I have a feeling next he'll send in the remodeling crews in, so he and Michelle can hit the ground running. (another phrase I'm sick of) No time for formalities of the process.

St. Gracie,

It was just a quick barf at the very thought.
Here's an idea for the New York Slimes. Why don't they step down and let Craw, and a few others take over them so we can get some solid reporting?

The new guy on the block sure is in hurry to start ruining the best country on earth.

Think you put a rush on those mats?

Think Pep is kidding? ...

...time for everyone to watch Dr. Zhivago several times. Exactly what happened to his house. I know it (the movie) was based on a novel but the novel was based on fact. Actual experiences after the 1917 Russian revolution. Pray we maintain a filabuster power in the senate. And we have 2 years to get our dysfunctional GOP house in order. 2010! DD

Good start, Pepp


But the thought occurred to me: will we be introduced to certain celebrity guest stars, a la Juliet Smith's Diary?

I'm kind of wondering if the Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermans, and Katie Courics of the world will get to enjoy the fruits of their labors as well.

Not to have you spill your popcorn before you get into the theater, of course...

Just sayin'.

Now get back to work.

xpressit, Pepp

I just feel nauseated when I think how some Conservatives think they are teaching the party and the country a lesson. Saying that after Ovomit proves to the people the mistake they made in voting for him. They will just vote him out next term.

Talk about stuck in narrow minded thinking! Even before he is sworn in Ovomit and the powers behind him are bowling over the peoples demands. Showing what disdain he has for your opinion and that your voting power mean nothing to him. Does anyone out there think this wasn't corrupted to get Ovomit in? Yeah well I guess Liberals and those that think Ovomit is just another Liberal that they can vote out. The rest of us are just "Fear Mongering!"

So now we're about to swear in a monster that doesn't even have to prove he's a citizen of the United States! Ignoring the many lawsuits demanding he produce his real birth certificate! So, with the help of a corrupt voting system and the MSM. The Communist/Socialist will complete their take-over. And there is not a damn thing "The People" can do about it!

Darvin Dowdy

Unfortunately, everything that is going down with Ovomit and his Socialist comrades is all to real. We can only hope that Pepp's story remains fiction. Only time will tell.

There's gonna be a fight

between the Muslims and the Mexicans. The Christmas ham should be the first explosion! Good one Pepp...

For all

I just read Thomas Sowell's new column explaining in very clear terms what the dems are doing with the economy and why. I urge everyone to read it. You can see why we're headed for big trouble!

xpressit

I wouldn't doubt that he already has plans to paint the White House Black! How can this monster, who hates white people, tolerate a white house??

xpressit

"....so he and Michelle can hit the ground running. (another phrase I'm sick of) No time for formalities of the process."

I'm sick of hearing that phrase too. For someone who talks about "change" he sure doesn't "change" his vocabulary. He needs to come up with something new.

Sure, why not just push the Bush family aside and start re-upholstering the furniture, painting the walls, re-arranging the bedroom furniture?

Why wait? The Messiah has arrived.

Hepp me

Jon Cary. Ah doan't no what dat der Bog is.

Lucie

Considering the NYSlime is losing readership by the hundreds on a daily basis (hyperbole, but they are losing it), Crawfish and us could probably buy it up for a song and report "real"
and useful news.

Hepp me Jon

Cary! De Pepperhawks and de Purplegimps is ignoring me. Ah guess Ah has to wait until de Bryce chimes in.
He's one of de "bright" bulbs in de pack and surely nos what dis hear Bog is.

DD

No I'm not kidding with this series. You're right. I keep hoping there will be some way to stop the super majority, but I don't think there are enough repubs to stop them. From what I'm hearing out of some of the up and coming "rising stars" in the GOP, like Cantor, Jindhal, etc. they seem to "get it". But, it may be too late. Who knows.

I'll be over to see your rant.

Willibeaux

No,no, Beaux, we're not ignoring you. I'm online right now and dealing with email at the same time.

We do need help. I'm out looking for more ugger lager dogs to get things set up down here in the hollers for when the black shirts arrive. We've got to plan ahead.

Paulie

I don't know that I'll be including all the same characters as in Juliet's Diary since this is a completely different type of story. I understand your wondering and hoping probably that these people will get theirs.

There will be some things coming up of course that will include a few TH characters. LOL!

And, I don't know how long I'll be able to continue with this story before I'm censored. That is in the back of my mind. You know the UnFairness doctrine is coming up. We do not know all of what is in that new bill as yet.

davecat

" There's gonna be a fight
between the Muslims and the Mexicans. The Christmas ham should be the first explosion!"

You're close. LOL

Willibeaux

Its a beautiful thing... now we're in the know what the bog is. A bogin' we will go, a bogin' we will go. Long as some of dem starched collar revenuers don't confuse that with a cranberry bog.

Pepp et al

There was a report, a while back, that some troops returned and are training for domestic purposes as of October first under northern command. Then yesterday I heard we are under-prepared for domestic incidents. Hmmm. Can't think of what all might fit that definition. Like to think its 'wot' related but time will tell.

I can see the concern about censorship

but I can also see it backfiring, as well.

We still have the loony left that we so cherish mewling and caterwauling; if we get gagged, so do they.

That would never stand. I believe that we would have to be tolerated, if only because 'fairness' cuts both ways.

Besides, I'm sure we are clever enough to devise ways to get the word out if we had to.

Might even be fun.

Willibeaux dahlink

Sorry, dear. I'm nor ignoring you. I'm just sleeping at odd times because of the rat poison I have take every day.
Bog is Brit slang for loo, which is Brit slang for head and/or latrine.
I sometimes think that I hand around with too many Brits, but they have such lovely words for so many things. Can you guess what skint means?

xpressit

Uh oh, that does not sound good at all. I hope it's wot related since Bush is still POTUS although the O man thinks otherwise and the NYSlime.

Lama Obama

is what we'll have to say next, which is similar in Malay (Indonesia) to saying long live BO. It is a loose translation. But it means old and it rhymes. He thinks he's emperor or king, what a Dimwit! Your stories are too real and scary Pep! I pray to heaven they don't come true!

xpressit and Willibeaux

Aw, come on you guys telling us you didn't know what a "bog" was.

And it's not the cranberry type of course. I think we should stuff some of those black shirts in the bog. What a thought and how fitting.

Paulie

I really think if they pass that UnFairness doctrine there will be rules for us and rules for them. It always works that way in their favor.

Let a repub say something even slightly off and they are mobbed and attacked. But when a lib does it not a word is said.

Ex: When Condi Rice was appointed Sec of State and all those horrible cartoons came out making racist fun of her. Did you hear any grumbling by the libs? No way. If someone were to put up cartoons about the O man that would come anywhere near the disgusting things they did to Condi, there would be war and hell to pay.

I'm not worried right now about being censored. Let them try when the time comes. We will fight it and law suits will be all over the place in regard to the UnFairness Doctrine. The lawyers are already lining up for it.

Lucie

Ah, I see you are testing Willibeaux now. He surely will not feel ignored now. I know we all keep disappearing on him because of all the sleeping we sickies are doing. Poor Beaux. And, he's in the middle of training all those ugger lagers. He must be exhausted.

str8

I don't know about it coming true. I hope not. But in the meantime we can keep ourselves busy with the resistance movement. I hope a lot of patriots will show up for it.

It is scary, but I always figure they can take my stuff, my money (if I had any) and anything I own. I don't give a fig about material things. But they can't take my soul.

Willibeaux

Is you ignorin us now? Come out, come out wherever you is hidin. You and xpressit are going a boggin. LOL!

Yo Pepp and Gimp! Forgot to

tell you that I would be at hospital almost all day. Oldest daughter had some minor surgery. Just got home.
Sorry I forgot to tell you. I'm ready to resume the nonsense.

Paulie

When you said "fairness cuts both ways." I'm sure you were talking about being truly fair. Unfortunately, that has never held true with the Liberals. Their philosophy is based on "What's theirs is theirs! And what's yours is theirs too!" That includes free speech. They are of the mind set that they are not to be questioned! They can say anything they want. But you are not allowed to counter or debate them and your opinion is to be shut down.

willibeaux

Sorry to hear your daughter is having a problem. I do hope all is well for you and family!

Pepp

Amen to what you said, Our soul cannot be taken by the O-man! Nor can our Spirit!

Peppermint2

Wow looks like I arrived a little late. But am not disappointed! Great read Peppermint. This is like watching the future before it happens. Can't wait for your next chapter!

Hey willibeaux!

Where can a guy get one of those uger lager dogs? Sounds like the kind I need!

Hello dere de Pepperhawks

and de Purple Gimp. So de bog is what I suspected it to be. Is it in-door or out door?
Reminds me of a story.
Dere was dis litt'l boy named Willi Beaux who had a big brudder named Tyrone Roy.
One day Willi Beaux comes runnin' in de house yellin' "Ma Ma"! Ma says "What is it now Willi"? "Can't you see I'm busy cookin' supper"? "Ma"! "Tyrone has done fell in de Bog"! "Well help him out Willi"! "I can't Ma. He fell in head first"!

So You folks who has de out-door bogs and de Blackshirt wants to use it, be sure to have it booby trapped so he falls in head first. Den sick de ugger lagers on him. They will tear up his hiney so bad, he will be visiting his Proctologist for a month. So all youse folks who still has de out door bogs, dere is dis badd motorcycle named 'de 'Hawk, a former Special Forces bada**, who is an 'xpert at booby trappin'. Dis here 'Hawk, who lives in Flemingsburg, will be very glad to help you.

Blackshirts beware! Stay out of Kentucky!

Yo Swan! How soon

does you need dem? Like de orders for de mats ah gots back orders up de ying yang for de ugger lagers. How many does you want?

Purplegimp Dahlink! Ah iss

almost 'fraid to ask. What pray tell is a skint?

Willibeaux

So sorry to hear about your daughter and hope all went well. I see you have continued on with your story.

str8

That's right, neither our souls or our spirits. Cannot take those away no matter what the O man does.

swan1

Hey good to see ya. Glad you're enjoying the series. Better late than never is what I always say.

Chapter III will be out next week.

Willibeaux

A bog is indoors, but I imagine if the bog is outdoors then it is an outdoor bog. Make sense? Don't know if it does. Ask the Gimp.

Uh oh, falling in the bog head first is really bad, but would be really good for the black shirts. Then ya just push the head down and watch em drown.

That's right Beaux, black shirts had better stay outta KY. And, not just cause of the Hawk. He's mean and lean and fights like a street fighter, but we got plenty o those good ole boys down here that don't take a likin to strangers at all. Those ugger lagers can ream the heck outta a hiney and you just never sit down again, ever.

No proctologist has ever been able to fix an ugger lager reamed out butt. That's just the skinny on that one.

Peppermint2

Chapter III next week? Super! will be looking forward to it!

willibeaux

If these dogs are as mean and bad as you say they are. I could use four good males in a couple of months.

willibeaux

Yous is ah funy man! Dem blackshirts hain't gonna use nutin round dhese parts! Dey hain't gonna gets close nuff! Ha ha ha ha...

Willibeaux dahlink

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You should have a blog here. You have some great stories.
Let's have a show of hands.


All those in favor of Willibeaux writing a blog, raise your hand!


And guessing what skint means is on. Anyone? I will give you a hint. Skint is something I usually am and most of you will soon be, thanks to Obummer.

Purplegimp

Agreed! willibeaux needs his own blog!

Purplegimp

I'm guessing "skint" means *you have been skinned.* Ripped off, Broke??

Goshawk

Hooray! Another vote for Willibeaux to write a blog!


As to skint it is indeed one of the three you guessed. Now, all you have to do is narrow your guess down to one.


Anyone else want to try?

Lucie

I vote for Willibeaux to have his own blog with all his good stories. It is sure to be a winner and be on the hot list.

I already know what skint means so I won't answer. That wouldn't be fair to the game.

Purplegimp

Ok, I'll go against my better judgment and say.."Broke."

Yo dere Friends

and fellow agitators. Thanks for the encouragement to become a blogger. To be perfectly honest, I enjoy agitating and commenting on your posts and articles, but I'll think about it.
Is skint short for skin flint?
Daughter is fine. Had some polyps remove from uterous (sp). Thanks for your concern.
I'll be in and out of the festivities today. Errands to run before Thanksgiving.
Catch ya later.

willibeaux

Good show! Glad to hear your daughter is alright!

Willibeaux dahlink

Indeed good to hear that your daughter is ok now. Must be a direct result of her doting Daddy being right there with her.
Please please, don't just think about starting your blog, do it. You will have record numbers of avid readers.


No, it's not a skin flint.


Next?!

Purplegimp Dahlink! Does

skint have something to do with a certain Rabbinical rite performed on Jewish males at 8 days old?
Ouch!

Good gravy!

121 comments in only two days?!? How am I supposed to read through all this AND the post?

Very interesting take on Obama's pre-election speeches and post-election consequences. So as a bona fide conservative anti-obamanationite, should I start getting fit for my orange Gitmo jumpsuit now, or wait for the Black Shirt to come to my door?

Pepp

A good story. If you had written this just a few years ago I would have thought it was a satire. Now? Who knows!

Willibeaux

You sure do a good job of the agitation. We enjoy it.

Glad your daughter is doing fine. See ya later for more agitation.

Interface

When I get on a blog that has a ton of comments I usually don't read all the comments. It's too much for me. I read the post and leave a comment even if it's something someone else said that I don't know about.

Get ready. See how well you look in orange. Try it out at the dept store by putting an orange tie near your face to see if it goes with your skin coloring. If it doesn't try drab green for Siberia.

And watch out for those black shirts. That's how you get to Gitmo or Siberia.

Sarge

Thanks. If I had written this a few years ago. Ha, I wrote Juliet's Diary about a little over a year ago (you probably were not here then) and it is a prophecy of what we may go through now.

I was thinking of re-posting that, but Craw said we'd have to change some things. So I thought I'd come up with a new mini series.

Who knows what we'll be facing.

Are We Still on Skint?

Hey, Pepp! The English have great expressions! Skint has the same meaning as "qu--r street" -- Broke! They are even more PC than we are now so they probably don`t say qu--r street anymore! Hahaha! Not funny really! The wussification of the British Empire, Sharia law, socialized medicine and 61% income taxes and that`s just the tip of the parsnip in old Great Britain.

The expression "qu--r street" is a real one and did not get past the TH censors! Bad, dawndawn!

Yo, Chief Agitator Willibeaux!

You should have a blog! Your stories are great! You could agitate your visitors and you could continue to agitate Pepp, Goshawk and all the rest of us! You already have a name for your blog, "Chief Agitator" or whatever else you come up with! Think about it! It is easy and fun! But don`t stop agitating in the meantime! I`m happy to know your daughter is doing ok!

willi dahlink!

I am with dawndawn!

YOU NEED A BLOG!

We broke Sue, so we will break you yet!

Skint:


'having little or no money available'.

Yes, I'm a worldly guy.

And skint, to boot.

dawndawn

Hey there! The English do have great expressions. It's too bad they are being run over with socialism and Sharia law. What a combo.

I know you can't get qu#eer past the censors like you can't get pen*s past. And gee that's the proper anatomical name for the thing. I was writing a very proper medical explanation of something and I could not use that word.


dawndawn

When I was in London, it shocked and tickled me that there were signs pointing to the "toilets", but trying to find the railway station was hard since there were no signs, at least in Richmond Hill where I was staying at the time.

I love the tube though, jumping from one to the other to get all over the city.

Goshawk:


Judging by your last comment, I'm guessing that you didn't get the memo about us conservatives being good humored and optimistic.

Can't say as I blame you; it certainly is a one way street as far as what we get to say vs. what they get to say. But I notice that we tend to shake our heads in disbelief and laugh at the hypocrisy rather than squeal in protest. I know that I find trolls like Bryce to be very amusing.

I am still optimistic that we'll get to say our piece, and without censorship, because there are just too many of us out here to shut up.

And none of that politically correct speech, either. Screw that.

Imagine how that stuff goes over in Boston; we get to deal with Kerry, Hot Bottom Barney Frank, Deval(ue) Patrick, teachers, firefighters, police and transportation unions, etc.

Great fun.

The sad part is...

That while posters here work themselves into a frenzy over satire that they accept as truth, the abuses of power listed here, and more, are occuring in GITMO.

Bryce 1

sad sad
"posters here work themselves into a frenzy ...the abuses of power listed here, and more, are occuring in GITMO."

More concerned with the abuses here, stateside.
But the left's been worked up in a frenzy since...hmm, when did that start?

Hmmm poor treatment

of detainees in Gitmo, most of whom intended to blow us up!

Let's give them movie night with movie theater popcorn! That'll change their attitudes!

Their own countries don't even want them back.

What on earth is your obsession with Gitmo?

correction

More concerned with the abuses here, stateside.

Should read:
More concerned with [real] abuses here, stateside.

Well now Bryce

old chap. There you go again with your Gitmo kick. When are you going to answer my questions which are repeated below?

When your soon-to-be fearless leader closes Gitmo, what do you propose he do with those poor mistreated souls residing there? Extradite them back to their countries of origin? That's been tried and most of their home countries want nothing to do with them. If you and the rest of the bleeding heart morons are so concerned about the future of these "unjustly detained" innocents, what do you plan to do about it? Why don't you set up a halfway house in your neighborhood for them and you could be the house mother 'er father? I bet they could teach you the facts of life real quick.

Come on Bryce get your head out of your rear end! Stop worrying about the terrorists and show some concern for what they will do to Americans and other Westerners if released.

All

Ok,Now that skint has been defined, can we move our attention to Bryce, who has proven repeatedly that he has no sense of humor and even less of an idea about what satire means than Willibeaux did about what skint meant! Someone buy the guy a good dictionary, or take him out behind the barn and beat the meaning into him. Never mind the sense of humor. Some people were just never meant to have one.

To all de

lovely ladies encouraging me to start my own blog. Thank you for your encouragement. I'm, however, gonna confine my activities to commenting. My bride of 58+ years is already grumbling that I'm spending too much time on the computer and I don't want to have a 2x4 come up along side of my head.
Thanks for understanding.

Willi

here is a suggestion to those like Bryce, who feel so compelled: maybe they could go talk to the pirates off Somalia. Surely, once they bestow our constitutional protections on them, all the problems will go away. The problem with Bryce's ilk is that they only think in a Gitmo-context, apply it to everything, and can see little else.

bryce1

You know, I didn't mind a little of your Liberal stupidity displayed as you post. But you really are "Stuck On Stupid!" No one here is "in a frenzy" over anything. We patriots are simply concerned for the well being of our country. Unlike you bleeding heart Liberals that are more concerned for a bunch of murdering sub-human terrorists!

Of course you will show your support and love for these monsters as soon as your God Ovomit lets them out. By allowing them to come and live with you and your neighbors. Right!

Purplegimp

Re: bryce. you said "He has no sense of humor." You could have stopped with, he has no sense!

Hooo-weee!!

You good, Pepp. ur reel goood!! I gotz to strt spellin bad like cos, see, the COW will sure not like mines wurdz e-their. May b if the COW tinks ah aint skoold, ah be o.k.
I em gettin sum gunz, fer the revo loo shun,2.

Nee

LOL! A good one! Getter Done! :-)

Yo Pepp and Gos!

Happy Thanksgiving.
We'll be in Loveland CO at my youngest daughter's home for ours.

Yo Willibeaux

Happy Thanksgiving to you too and all who have come here. Have a great dinner. Gos already cooked ours today while I slept. LOL! I've got the life!!

Gos even installed a system where I can push this little button in the bedroom and he has the intercom that rings in his study where he paints. That's if I need something.

Holy Cow, there's lots to be thankful for.

Bryce

Stay tuned for the upcoming chapters. You are really going to like them, as Red has to take on those Muslim and Mexican workers in his house. Just think about it. You could give community service yourself like this for the Gitmo detainees and help them out, the poor babies, having suffered so much at Gitmo, they have all gained so much weight from the good food. Tsk, tsk, how mean we Americans are.

Just think, at Hanoi Hilton, McCain got every bone in his body broken and taken out for beatings every day. Barely any food and had to live in a dark, clammy cell with no light. I guess that was ok with the libs since it was Americans being tortured instead of the enemy.

Now, on the other hand at Gitmo, the detainess get 3 square meals a day which I've already stated they've gained an average of 20lbs each. They get exercise, their Korans, their prayer times, etc. No beatings, no broken bones and fed well, actually better meals than our soldiers get who guard these monsters.

Too bad you don't feel bad for the soldiers guarding them.

Nee

I left you a comment and it has disappeared. Probably will show up at some point and here I'll be repeating myself. Good ole TH.

I think you have a brilliant idea to talk in code with Redneck words. We could never be censored then because the libs would have no idea what we're talking about them being such elites and all.

The secret code of the Redneck Hick. Great idea.
And, we'll follow Willibeaux's excellent example.

Lucy

Satire always fails with libs even though they claim to be so "nuanced".

Sense of humor? None.

Stuck on Gitmo? OCD

What can a person say to this? I will help Bryce out with my next chapters. Maybe Bryce will even get a bit part in the series. I'm sure he would like that. He's loving my story so much. Why else would he come here?

Pepp


"Satire always fails with libs even though they claim to be so "nuanced". "

I think I have to argue with you. Ha ha
Liberals accept satire if it's the right kind, theirs, aimed at the right. But as you indicate, and since they are humorless, they pretty much accept it as fact - not satire. (as much of it on Palin was) Yes, haha, they claim to be nuanced and soooo intelligent that the world obviously knows it and must succumb to them.

xpressit

Yeah, I think that's why the Liberals love their Messiah so much. He lends legitimacy to their stupidity. Making them "feel" even more righteous.

Goshawk

Right you are! I could and should have left it at 'has no sense.' He's certainly proven that enough times.
He's also a sneaky untrustworthy type. While I was trasporting him to Gitmo on my trusty wheelbroom, he jumped off while we still over the United States and deployed a parachute he'd hidden in his shoes. He landed on his head, which explains his less than coherent posts.
I guess I should have tied him on and checked his shoes. I sure will the next time.


Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

xpressit

Wow! So you think the libs do have a sense of satire? I suppose you're right about that, they just poke outright fun at the right, like the time the lefty cartoonists made those hideous racist cartoons about Condi Rice. That would not be allowed to be done to Obami. Can you hear the screams over that?

I have to say their kind of "intelligence" escapes me as most of what they put out there is w/o facts. But, hey never let facts get in the way. Not with a liberal.

Lucie

" While I was trasporting him to Gitmo on my trusty wheelbroom, he jumped off while we still over the United States and deployed a parachute he'd hidden in his shoes. He landed on his head, which explains his less than coherent posts."

I'm glad I had finished my coffee so it didn't land on my computer. Did you give me a spew alert on this one?

BTW: Ann Coulter


has a timely column running on Town Hall.

Perhaps Bryce will return from working at the soup kitchen today to read about the, a-hem, detainee that WE fitted with an artificial leg while a guest at Gitmo.

Released him. Guess what he then did, Bryce, old chap?

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Even you, Bryce.

St. Gracie,

Of course I gave you an alert. I though that we decided that alerts were not needed and that they would just be assumed from now on?

Paulie

Good point to Bryce.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mrs. Paulie.

Lucie

Ah, yeah, you're right. I forgot momentarily. I think I need more coffee.

Pepp, Gos

Happy Thanksgiving to you both.

Sarge

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your lovely wife too. Have a great feast today. Thank you.

Bryce

Excerpts from Ann Coulter's column on terrorist who had been held at Gitmo:

"Far from being sodomized and tortured by U.S. forces -- as Obama's base has wailed for the past seven years -- the innocent scholars and philanthropists being held at Guantanamo have been given expensive, high-tech medical procedures at taxpayer expense. If we're not careful, multitudes of Muslims will be going to fight Americans in Afghanistan just so they can go to Guantanamo and get proper treatment for attention deficit disorder and erectile dysfunction.

After being captured fighting with Taliban forces against Americans in 2001, Abdullah Massoud was sent to Guantanamo, where the one-legged terrorist was fitted with a special prosthetic leg, at a cost of $50,000-$75,000 to the U.S. taxpayer. Under the Americans With Disabilities Act, Massoud would now be able to park his car bomb in a handicapped parking space!"

Bryce Part II

"Upon his release in March 2004, Massoud hippity-hopped back to Afghanistan and quickly resumed his war against the U.S. Aided by his new artificial leg, just months later, in October 2004, Massoud masterminded the kidnapping of two Chinese engineers in Pakistan working on the Gomal Zam Dam project.

Massoud said he had nothing against the Chinese but wanted to embarrass Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf for cooperating with the Americans. You know, the Americans who had just footed -- you should pardon the expression -- a $75,000 bill for his prosthetic leg."

Hows about them apples Bryce? Still think the detainees in Gitmo are being abused and are innocent little babies?

To one and all

I do hope you enjoy a very happy day this Thanksgiving!

St. Gracie,

If the very fact of that terrorist getting a brand new leg at US taxpayers expense, it looks like no one thought to retrieve it after he finally got sent to his just reward.

Wow Pepp

I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving.
Yea, you reminded me. Remember the cover with O-bin-boma and militant Michele that was satire? Ah, oh. BO had a fit. Then we all got lectured from MSM how satire is a dangerous thing. It was they (the liberal left) who did not understand because they had no humour. Even if its in their favor. (It was a cruel plot against Obama, ha ha) They say satire always has a grain of truth. But when they use it on Palin or Bush, they cannot distinguish the whole from fact. Welcome to 1984. It does go over their heads. Its okay to[try] use it on Bush Gitmo, Palin, Iraq, or any of their pet issues. Which reminds me we should use it on global swarming.

To all the

Patriots posting here. Happy Thanks giving to you and yours.
You too Bryce.

All

Among the myriad other things I give thanks are, is having the honor to have met all of you (you too, Bryce) and being able to play with you in the wonderful sand box that is Town Hall.

I hope you all had a wonderful day and may you all be rich in your blessings.

Purplegimp

A very nice thing to say! And the same goes for you!

Hi all

Looks like I'm "A day late and a dollar short." But
I wish you all the best and hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

pepp

Ann's column is brilliant this week! Bryce won't be back to argue I wager.

Hope you all had a happy thanksgiving!

Peppermint2

Very good. I see you have a part III up already. I am a little slow here. Am making my way over!

It's Sunday:

9:55 Obama arrives at the Regents Park apartment building gym.

11:23 Obama leaves the Regents Park complex.

2:20 Obama leaves home and makes his way to the home of Marty Nesbitt, a friend.

5:40 Obama leaves Marty Nesbitt's home and then heads to Regents Park apartments.

7:25 Obama returns to home after a stop at the Regents Park apartments.

Hi Sue

So glad you showed up. I've been missing my daily reports. What a boring life that man leads. Is that all he does all day? Go to the gym and visit or go to transition meetings?

I hope he does some work in the W/B house.

Peppermint2

Well, they are trying to decide whether or not to build the basketball court. Tough decisions to be made. Tough decisions!

Tomorrow will be a busy day! The President-Elect sign will be back on the podium and he will be announcing Clinton and the gang! Oh Yipeee! I plan to be gone all day, so I can watch the highlights (or lowlights) at the end of the day!

Sue

Yeah, I heard Clinton will be delivered tomorrow by the O man. I'm going to be busy too. I can already see her smiling and glowing face over this.

Also he's supposed to announce his homeland security people soon. I just hope Farakhan is not one of them.

Basketball court? I have to say that would be good so Michellehell can work off her anger outbursts. Otherwise they will have to keep her locked up for the next 4 to 8 years.