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Comment on: Peppermints Place

Juliet Smith's Diary Part XIX

206 Comments

Hah!

All that shakin' and a shimmerin' by the Moore-meister, I'm surprised the whole house didn't fall down on its foundations. And with that much body mass? Musta been about 10 lbs of strychnine!

Chris Matthews. Now he deserves some of your most creative thought, there, Pepp.

Very funny and fitting -- as much as anything can be said to have "fit" Moore, because his clothes surely couldn't -- end to The Flabbergutted Mr. Moore.

Reminds me of the Tombstone Boot Hill epitaph:

Here Lies Lester Moore
Shot Dead with a .44
No Les, no more.

Of course, there was always more of Moore.



Poll Katz

...always ready to do the dirty jobs for the good of America!

Methinks Pep was enjoying the writing of this chapter after a couple of fermented beverages. Fantastic stuff. The image of 6 Patriots trying to hold that much natural bouyancy under the water...we were probably getting a bit miffed after a while! Chief Justice Ann was probably rolling her eyes in disbelief.

Peppermint

You got him down pat. Realism.
Moore Busted a move alright.

On the hunt for Mathews, are we?
Love that. He'll have to pop up his antennae somewhere to spew his pointballs.
(enter: theme from "The Good, Bad, and Ugly")

WUSies

Pep, feel free to use that term and what it stands for, and why we hate them!

When this is all over, we're gonna have to get it published.

Girl, you're generating more responses than some of Ann and Michelle's columns! All hail the Pep!

We like it...

we love it, we want more of it!!(one,two,three, four,hey)...
Ah yes, revenge is sweet...but the "oddball" ought to be good...Pepp, he'll need some speech therapy before Pappy makes him say the pledge. He has trouble wtih L's. As in the word hotel..not a hard L sound, he makes it a w...like this Ho-tehwa...I think I can help!!! :) (Seriously, go watch one night and hear for yourself!) Keep it up!!

Peppermint

Ah, I love a happy ending. One more scumbag pushing up daisies and feeding Gaia! haha.

Peppermint

BTW, Chief Justice Ann and I are off on a morale raising tour among the Patriots as well as training the Patriots for the "good fight!"

Brian

It was a LOT of strychnine for that massive target.
But, he got plenty of food to help hide the bitter taste. Ha! Just a good way to kill off your average rat.

Peppermint

Another great chapter, one of the best! It seems that inside the traitorous fat man was a REALLY traitorous fat man trying to get out.

RE: Chris "Hardball" Matthews: He had 23 viewers? That many?

Crawfish

Nah, no fermented drinks, sorry to say. Ann was rolling her eyes in disbelief. The lard bucket had too much fat content to push him under.

xpressit

Another blubber wuss to take care of in the next chapter. Who knows what awaits the spewball.

Crawfish

Thanks for the flattering words. I do know one thing, I p*ss the libs off and that's a good thing. Wusses yes they are. No PC here baby.

And you Poll Katz are hot and rockin!

Nee

Thanks. Fiction is so much fun, is it not? You can do whatever you want.

Oh, I've watched PuffBall many times, mainly to get a big laugh. He has a lot of trouble and he spits all the time. They must give the guests towels before they go on with him.

GunnyG

You go the two of you. I'm sure morale is really good because everything is going the Patriots way.
In my story there are no socialists winning anything. Ha! They are mostly pushing up those daisies you talked about. AlBore would be proud, no more carbon offsets needed.

DavidMac

Thanks. yep, Moore was a traitor though and through. No doubt about it.

Well, the numbers for PuffBall's show is not really known. Those were the poll numbers and you know how they lie.

Pep

LOL! Moore finely gets his just-deserts! And the Liberal punk Mathews is next. Way to go Pep!Can't wait to see what the patriots have in store for him!

Hey Brian!:
If i'm not mistaken, that Tombstone epitaph goes like this.

Here Lies Lester Moore
Shot four times with a.44
No Les, no more.

Goshawk

Thanks. And, there could be a surprise extra. You never know.

WUSies

I'll break down and 'splain....
In an e-mail to Pep regarding this chapter, I surprised myself with an easy one. I named the opposition, which was supposedly freely elected, the Worldwide Union of Socialists. I quickly noticed that those initials were WUS, so I said that Patriots hate WUSies!
I came up with that without trying and without fermented beverages. Go figger.

Crawfish

btw, if the people only knew how handsome you are besides being such an honorable Patriot, can you imagine how many would flock to this movie?

Crawfish

Yeah, that's how the imagination works. Suddenly you have something and you don't know from where it came. Good ole creativity. I wish I could claim to be one of those famous drunken, binging writers from the 40's but no, I just sip my Coca Cola. Gotta have my coke to write.

Yo Peppermint

I'm speechless. If Michael Moore, by any stretch of the imagination, had any idea what his fate would be!! Mind your P's and Q's Mikey and reform now before it's too late or else suffer the consequences.
I'm glad I had my din-din before reading this chapter.
Brad!! If you are out there, you had better keep your eyes open. If you think Pepps Mossad treated you poorly, wait until dem der Poll Katz gits der hands on you.

Goshawk: Well

Turns out we were both wrong. Looking at my official "Boothill Grave Yard Descriptive List", which I picked up when I visited there in Tombstone last year, here's the official version:

Here Lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les, no more.


No matter what, that is the coolest epitaph ever (though I'm sure ole Les prolly won't agree).





Oh goody

I get to beat on the meatball again! =) I think that was a little to easy on that sicko, but hey, when it's moonbat carnage, the end surely justifies the means.

So now we head out after 'the Count' ("Let's see, one... two, three... four, five... six...")

Puffy may be a wuss, but you know the old lay, kill the queen... I think Mooreon was the queen, queen of the moonbats.

Excellent again. I do hope once its completed that you get a crack at publishing it, Pepp.

Thanks & regards

Oh, my aching ribs

Pepp,
It's not nice to cause a gimp to start the day with ribs that hurt from laughing too much. Another great one! I'm glad that I've learned to wait until I've finished reading before I start to drink my coffee. I don't have a spare monitor and can't afford a new one. I'll be grinning my 'grin of evility' all day and people who see me can just wonder!

WilliBeax

Speechless huh? Pretty bad fate for old Moore, but I can't think of a more deserving one.

J-Dawg

Yeah, I tried to get as many as possible to get their last crack in at the old moonbat deluxe.
Thanks for your kind words. Publishing this would be something indeed. Certainly no library would have it. :-)

Purplegimp

Glad you enjoyed it and didn't have a mouth full prior to it. Monitors are expensive. Don't you love how you got to take that food to Moore? If he had only known while he was shoveling that food down.

Too good to be true

Pep, are you a psychic?

Just saw a Moore story about facing a 'Probe' on Fox. Spewed. I don't know how to link it (doh)!

J-Dawg

A story about Moore on Fox? On TV or what? Shoot.
What did it say?

It's on Foxnews.com

the url:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271160,00.html

gawd I need Algore Inardnet lessons, =)

J-Dawg

LOL! If only AlBore would teach us since he is such a genius. Ugh.
I'll read that link.
Also I like your comments to Bradfoggy under the Racism article. Can you believe that guy? It's too much!

J-Dawg

Yes you are a genius. AlBore needs to take lessons from you!

Waaay too much

Concepts like Pay-to-play and holding-your-own just buzz right over guys like that.

Quick story. I worked for a contracting company for 24 yrs, the last 6 of which I ran the whole thing. One day, one accident and I had lost much of the use of my right leg. My upbringing was 'old-fashioned' I guess; public assistance is humiliating. I pulled my retirement (at a hefty fine for the IRS, and went back to school. 4 yrs later, I'm a gimp with a AS in Architectural drafting.

Point is, if a middle-aged gimp can get work and pay his way, I'm sure the ICE-duckers on the border can sure as hell get some kinda job & pay their way as well.

These guys don't see it that way I guess. Take what you can, give nothing back.

ROFL

er, I forgot to put the /sacrasm tag at the end of that.

J-Dawg...

Spew Alert, Please!!!:P

Nee

sowwy

well, as you all are gettin up, I'm about to go down. Danged hawaiian time

adieu

J-Dawg

Have a good night in Hawaii you lucky dawg. :-)

Yep, it's too much to ask these able bodied young illegals to work. Ask not what you can do for your country, but ask what that country can give you.

Nee

Hi Nee. Going to work? Oh I love these dark hours of the morning. So refreshing to wake to the see moonbats flying over the moon just before it goes down and the sun arises.

What kind of pistol?

Peppermint,

You've done it again. Early morning gagging laughter.

The lovely Mrs. Paulie asking "WHAT are you laughing at NOW?".

Please tell me that I'm using Clint Eastwood's .357 from Magnum Force...

I love the sounds of breaking appendages...

Oh, and BTW, one suggestion: self-publish with an e-book. You can do it.

Paulie: No .357 for Dirty Harry

That's a Smith & Wesson .44 Mag.

"The most powerful handgun in the world", at least at the time.

BrianR

D'oh!

But a .44 is cool.

I'll take it!

Awesome

Just the thing to make an ailing RB feel good. LAughter is definately good for the soul. I love it. My question is...Where did they find a lake big enough to drown the corpulent piece of cr*p? It musta been very deep. Growing up in the south there were these little spoores we called puffballs...it was so much fun stomping them into oblivion and watching as they bust their guts all over the ground.

RB,

get well.

This piece proved so many theories.

Rat poison does kill rats.
Turds float.
And of course, Michael Moore is definitely NOT hung.

Regards

Justice served

Peppermint, I just posted my response to the email response I just got back from Sherrod Brown. What a Liberal Traitor.

Paulie: Yep

To mix movie metaphors:

"Now THAT'S a GUN!"

Hi Y'all

While I've been out busting my butt working you guys have been having all the fun.

Paulie

I bet the Mrs. Paulie is so glad to see you laughing in the morning. I know that seeing a man grumpy in the morn is not pleasant.

You know what Paulie, this is fiction, so you can have any gun you want. You just tell me what your favorite gun is and when you guys get to PuffBall you can have that gun in your hot hands. How's that sound?

Oh, and thanks for suggesting I publish it. I don't know. It would probably be banned.

Raging Bunny

LOL! It was a river. There were no lakes big enough for Moore. Only a river would do. You're a riot!

I know what those puffballs are you're talking about. Don't they come off of sycamore trees?

J-Dawg

That post was great that you addressed to RB.
It surely did fit all categories.
Moore the biggest floating turd ever seen in these parts.

Aw Davecat

I hate to wreck my good mood and read that letter.
I'll be over to read it, rest assured, but maybe not tonight. I'm trying to keep a cool head and my good mood a wee bit longer. LOL

Brian

You'll have to instruct Paulie what would be the hottest, best gun for him to have. He needs it for the next chapter.

ooo (0o0) ooo

Might I suggest a .50 Desert Eagle, A Beretta p2000, Glock 30 with g21 mags ...

Peppermint

Those would be the ones. Such a fun past time for kids. I miss those days.

Peppermint

I didn't post the entire reply from Brown, here it is in full.

Davecat,
Thank you for contacting me with your views on our U.S. military involvement in Iraq.

Although you and I do not agree on every aspect of this issue, I respect your views and appreciate the opportunity to share mine with you.

Against the advice of his military experts and the Iraq Study Group, the President sent troops into battle without the necessary body armor, without a plan for reconstruction, and without an exit strategy. President Bush's surge has pushed the sectarian violence and killing from Baghdad and the Anbar province outward increasing violence throughout the country. Now he is asking Congress to sit idly by as the situation on the ground continues to spiral out of control. Congress has a constitutionally sanctioned role in American foreign policy and must exercise it.

I fully support the military serving in Iraq and I will continue to support them in every way. A bipartisan congress sent the President a supplemental defense bill that fully funds our troops and our veterans, while setting a deadline for bringing our troops home. The President responded by vetoing this bill after instituting a 3 month troop tour extension that strains our troops, their families and our recruitment efforts.

I voted against the Iraq invasion and am deeply disturbed by the crisis it has precipitated. I believe that it makes no sense to remain in the middle of a civil war when our military forces are needed to protect the United States from global terrorism. I support the will of the American people and efforts by the House and Senate leadership to establish a new way forward in Iraq.

Thank you again for sharing your views with me.


Sincerely,
Sherrod Brown

INVASION?

Good God man, you guys have it almost as bad as we do. =(

Guns & Knives

I believe that BrianR has (perhaps inadvertantly, perhaps not) provided a wonderful suggestion:

I'd like the .44, along with Crocodile Dundee's knife for the up close and personal.

Yeah. I like that...

And maybe Indiana Jones' whip.

Any other suggestions?

Lew: Who you squawking at?

I'll answer it right here, as I saw nothing at all relevant to your question at your blog.

I enlisted in the Army in 1969, volunteered for and went to RVN 69 - 70, as a Military Intelleigence Special Agent (Counterintelligence), where I was attached to the 46th SFAG, MACV-SOG C&C North, working primarily in Laos.

I guess that answers your question. Your point is?



Lew

Hey, I just took a peak at your well attended blog.

Lew, (rhymes with "Spew": coincidence? I think not), isn't it wonderful how Townhall respects freedom of speech?

Not that people don't enjoy your brand of vitriol...oh, wait, I forgot, nobody's commenting on your insights...perhaps people don't enjoy your brand of vitriol after all...

Anyway, I do find it gratifying in an odd way that your crap is allowed to be posted. I suppose that just makes it easier to find than going to Huffpost or MoveOn.

So, good luck with your four-square patriotic fervor, there.

Putz.

Paulie: LOL

"well-attended blog"!

That was great. I just went over there again, and the sound of crickets chirping was deafening. I almost got run down by the tumbleweeds blowing by.

Peppermint

I could not put my finger on it, but something just seemed amiss or lacking. I have it, a big sign that said "Mission Accomplished".

Pepp

Can I dub him Mad Hatter-Mathews?

Pepp

Another great chapter, I was getting worried when you wrote,"He was taken to the nearby river,"I cringed thinking that moore would occupy the same water as my favorite buddies(trout,when I can sneak out to fish) and possibly kill them as the need clean water,sewage like moore could only cause them harm.

Peppermint

I'm laughing because we mentioned how Sharpton gets airtime. You said whenever he wants; and I said yea full segments too. So tonight they built a whole hour for him. Gee, that's what he gets for his flamers.

Nice Trick-Lew

Now there's an original idea for bloggers who are not being read and want to boost their numbers. Just send an enigmatic post to one of the most popular blogs on TH and watch the numbers go up as everyone goes there to see if it's worth reading. The first sentence was enough.TH certainly is tolerant.That's one blog I won't be going back to any time soon.

Blog plug!

Stop by and see why the MPAA has given my blog an "R" rating!

BrianR

The R stands for Readable!! And Reasonable too. I'd continue, but I think you get my drift.

BrianR

Your new post gets an "SP" from me.

Hey Pep

Funny stuff...let's hope they nail Moore in real life for breaking the laws of this country and going to Cuber to produce his latest piece of anti-American propaganda...he truly is an America hater.

As to PuffBall, his viewers have dropped down to Dumb and Dumber...:)

Sorry it took me so long to get by...haven't been able to visit around TH as I'd like...

Btw, I have a new post up, finally.

Purp, Phil

LOL, guys, thanks!




BTW, breaking my own rule, I've just posted my second essay in two days, and I think it's an important one. Take a look.

Loved

the demise of Moore. Pretty fitting that he should choke on his food!

Now for Puffball, can't wait.

Yo Peppermint

What do you have in store for "little Al" Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson, or did I miss it??

Paulie

A .44 you shall have plus the knife and whip. All sounds good to me. I can think of uses for all the weapons. LOL

So what is up

with this moron Lew getting on my blog and then his name is changed to Raoul. What the hey? Stay off my blog you moron! Take your fights with other people somewhere else, like your own blog for example. Or can't you get people there? What a schmuck.

Paulie and Purplegimp

Good responses to Lew the spew. What a loser!

Ch47jockey

Glad you enjoyed the story.
That would be horrible to have the remains of Mooreass in your favorite lake where you fish. Ugh!
Of course they would have plenty to feed on for decades. LOL

xpressit

Well, "Mission Accomplished" has become two very dirty words in the english language has it not?

Mad hatter Matthews? hmmmm....well, that could be one of his names.

Where and when did Al Sharpton get a full hour of coverage? What is up with that bull? I don't get it.
That guy has no credibility and he gets a full hour of coverage. Not even Bush can get that.

It would surely be laughable if it weren't for the fact that it is pathetic that the news channels have to go to giving him a full hour. I'm assuming it was a news channel. I saw Glenn Beck went on that march with him against those rap singers. I doubt that Sharpton had his heart in that one the way he did over Imus.

Sheila

Thanks for coming by in your busy schedule. I wish they would nail Mooreass too. He is a complete moron and traitor to our country in my view.

Yes, Puffball has very low ratings. I don't know how he stays on and why they have not cancelled his show before this.

Sandra

Thanks for stopping by. Moore didn't choke though, he was poisoned with strychnine. LOL

WilliBeax

Sharpton and Jesse are still roaming the countryside with BO's carnival. I have plans for them of course in upcoming chapters.

Yo Pepp

So Lew is a sch***k. Excellent choice of words. How about having a sch***k of the week contest among the serious posters on you blog? Each poster could nominate their favorite choice and write a VERY brief essay (two sentences or less) of why the choice. Votes could be taken on Friday. A little fun perhaps? What do you think?

I noticed Lew/Raoul

never replied to my reply to his silly challenge.

I look at his blog again...

a ghost town.

WilliBeax

Well, hands down Lew/Raoul gets the schmuck award for this week.
Coming over to my blog and posting an enigmatic post as purplegimp said, is about as low as you can get to try to get people come to his vacuous and inane
blog.
He must have gotten in trouble or something changing his blog name. Or he wants people to not know who he is.
Whatever I do not appreciate this at all on my blog.
Only a worm would do his tricks. His crap has nothing to do with what is on my blog. If he does it again I'll report him to Josue and get him thrown off of TH. Using my blog for his disagreements is beneath contempt.

Peppermint

I don't know how Sharpton rates, he makes a slurred remark and gets news coverage. A radio joc makes one and he chases him off the air. Jackson and Sharptonm must be in a popularity contest by now. You know, Rainbow Push and Sharpton Shove.

Happy mothers day by they way.

xpressit

Thx for the mothers day wish.

I like that Rainbow Push and Sharpton Shove. Could be dance songs.

I guess we know who has the power don't we? Sharpton Shove seems to hold the cards these days. It never ceases to amaze me how crazy this world has become. I should just be used to it by now, but everyday there is another example of insanity.

To all who visit

my blog if you come here to this chapter, I have a new article posted called "What are the Ramifications of Eliminating Social Programs?

Please go there to comment or add your thoughts. I would appreciate any and all ideas and suggestions on the issue.

Pepp: LOL

See what happens when you have more than one going?

A lesson I learned the hard way this week, too.

Yeah, Pep...

What happened?

One minute we're in a pretty good give and take, next thing you know

Brian

What happens when you have more than one going? I'm missing something I guess. Not surprising. I seem to be missing a lot here lately.

Paulie

Well, you know, things can just disappear into cyberspace, one day you see something, the next day you don't. Is a trick? Is it your imagination? One can never know with these things. Sometimes it's a good thing, things disappearing I mean.

I'm getting you ready to use your whip and blade on the Mad Hatter PuffBall. You will be proud of yourself and will need a medal after I get done with your character in the next chapter.

Paulie

btw, I hope you enjoy torture.

Pepp: I was referring

to your post sending people to the other active essay.

Oh

Yeah, it disappeared into cyberspace.

Cyberspace:

Definition: That black hole which exists within the walls of fiber optics, where even Alice cannot find her way. Once upon entering the fiber optics black hole a whole essay can be rerouted to a whole other organization, just switch the routers, plug a jack into the wrong port, and off it goes into the myriad of fiber optics running across the wide blue spaces.

There, now. We have a whole new essay. Alice through through the looking glass fiber optic hole.

whoa

Whahappent?

Black hole, eh. *shudder*

J-Dawg

Good Morning Hawaii!

Yeh, black holes abound especially at TH. It's a known phenom. Just watch things disappear, the blackhole of fiber optics. Of course that is if they use fiber optics, if not well, then, it's just an ole time wire, but who can tell. Shudder?

OK, I'm confused

But it doesn't matter.

Torture? Don't you mean "advanced interrogation methods"?

I'm all over that.

Interesting

What does everyone think about this one?

HONG KONG (Reuters) - More than 800 Hong Kong residents have called on authorities to reclassify the Bible as "indecent" due to its sexual and violent content, following an uproar over a sex column in a university student journal.



The rest of the story is on yahoo odd news. I almost spit coffee all over my puter when I read this one.

Paulie

Yes, it's active questioning. I figured you would go for that.
Don't mind the other stuff I wrote, it's technical language for things disappearing off of websites and other places.

You'll be using that whip pretty much.

Raging Bunny

Well, what will the Chinese think of next? First they put poison in our food and kill animals and people.
Now, they want the Bible classified as indecent?
Well, they are a little bit teched in the head I would say. Melamine in food? Now if that doesn't beat all. And, putting anti freeze in medicines.
They can take a hike and take their "indecent" foods out of our country too.

WilliBeax sent me this joke

to help brighten my day and I'm sure he won't mind me posting it so anyone who comes here can enjoy it too.

OLD LADY AND COPS

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don' t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.


Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see


The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A sen ior
officer slowlypproaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her
vehicle.


Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.


The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license


The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.


The officer examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license,
that you stole this car,
and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

OK, I'll pitch in

Look for some of these words to be sprinkled into future posts. You'll find many that will be quite useful, starting with "bozone".

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one
letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the lot:
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a-hole.

HA!

That old woman rocks. Maybe the 1st officer still believes in Leprechauns ;)

Paulie, thats hot. I'm stealing the last one. Use it on some moonkins.

Oh BTW Pep...

" ...writes: Thursday, May, 17, 2007 5:15 AM
J-Dawg
Good Morning Hawaii!"

Thats 11:15 PM =) We drag butt.

Paulie

Those new words are just fantastic. I plan on using some of them on the moonbats too like J-Dawg.
Great list!

J-Dawg

Sorry about the time thing. How many hours are you ahead or behind? I can barely keep track of my own hours here much less what universe I'm in. Like the crazy universe where illegals can come forward with
$5000 to the gubmint and pay up to be legal. What a laugh! I'm sure they will all present themselves immediately.

Heh

NP on the time thing. I tend to make a big deal out of it at times because we find out EVERYTHING LAST! We're currently 6 hours behind the East Coast & 3 hours behind the Left Coast.

I blew a gasket when I heard about this sellout BS last night. So much for having a pair. Mebbe I can join the losertarians, at least they have little hope of actually winning things & are disappointed less -.-

I hope the house has more stones than the senate does.

As to the illegals, now they're complaining that the sellout is UNFAIR. hahahaha Crazy

Harry Reid

Why don't I ever hear of these things in advance?
There was a demonstration out side his and Nancy Pigosis offices calling him a pinko and traitor....The Dimdums comments?.....

The protest drew harsh comments from the Democratic Party as Douglas County Party Chairman Gim Hollister and Carson City Party Chairman Steve Platt issued a statement Thursday afternoon.

"Cheap political stunts by a California Republican group that make a mockery of the toll this war is taking are not helpful to the troops who are serving oversees or the families of the missing," Platt said.


So this is what they get for their right to protest? So much for that.

Oh...

Sorry, forgot to add that the whole story is at..

http://www.nevadaappeal.com

J-Dawg

Yeah, that sucks hearing the news last. And I bet you were ticked. I think a lot of people are and to think the illegals don't like it. What the hell is that? Like they have a say. It's beyond belief.

Well, here's SOMETHING we can do

Please forward the below message to
20-25 of your friends and family. Encourage
them to sign our petition by clicking on the
link at the end of the message.


5/17/2007

Ted Kennedy invited the American Civil Liberties Union, the National
Immigration Law Center, the National Council of La Raza, the Service
Employees International Union, the Chamber of Commerce and the Essential
Worker Immigration Coalition to help him craft his comprehensive
immigration-reform bill.

Completely ignored in this process are American citizens!

I am outraged, that any attempt to draft a legitimate immigration bill
that would satisfy the American people has been stolen away by
"open-border" lobbyists!

That's why I've added my name to this important Grassfire.org petition,
and why I'm inviting you to do the same--before Ted Kennedy and his
cohorts ram an amnesty bill down our throats that will jeopardize our
national security.

Please click below for more information:


http://www.grassfire.org/42/petition.asp?PID=5461696&NID=1

Mr. James McCann


Thanks for taking action with us.

Grassfire.org Alliance

P.S. After signing this petition, please alert your friends, family, and
co-workers, letting them know that Grassfire is standing up and saying
"Stop The Invasion!"

Thanks for your help.

Paulie

I could not get on my blog last night. I certainly will sign the petition as I have been getting emails daily from grassfire and numbersusa. Do you go to that site too? You can send faxes from there.

Paulie

I signed the petition and there is also one at numbersusa.org which I signed and sent all the faxes I could.

We must rise up against this. Otherwise there is no hope.

Raging Bunny

I'm glad to hear there were demos outside of Reid's office. That's the first I heard about it. I don't believe the MSM covered it. Did it?

Peppermint

I don't think hardly anyone covered it. I actually heard about it on the way home from work on the radio and looked it up on the puter when I got home.

Raging Bunny

That figures. The MSM would not want anyone to know that people are upset with dingy harry. I swear they sure do cover for the dumbocraps.

Who let...

the dogs out? Ruf,ruf.(finally) Peppermint, its getting to be regular on Friday and Saturday, forget bringing up any blogs up on TH. Their techies would never make it in Moore's land of make-believe. They could never keep up.

Peppermint

Yea, the illegal alien advocates aren't happy. Excuse us; I guess illegals want to write the bill now. Not that it would make much difference. Fred's column says it might be close to a thousand pages. It probably won't be available before they vote. Don't ya smell what their crackpipe is cookin'up?

Seeing these advocates hacking away makes me think their second act is going to be in Supremesville. How do ya like them roses? First congress passes authorization for the use of military force it later wants to rescind or retract, then a jihad of law-jockeys plans to authorize z-visas before borders are even secured. Sounds like “constitutional constipation” to me.

Now after over five years there's a big rush to do it? Geesh, maybe they can arrange a nice midnight vote the day before they get out of Dodge too.

Hey Pep

Just posted a new blog over at my place...come on over when you have a chance...:)

xpressit

You are so right. Friday nights you can't get to the blogs. I gave up last night after repeatedly trying. The techies must do their shuffling on Friday and Saturday nights thinking no one is interested on those nights. They just don't realize some of us don't have any life out of TH. Ha! Ha!

The night I was tryig to post this chapter was a hell night. All the tools I usually use to post were gone off the site. Brian told me another way to get the chapter on the post. I usually paste mine from Word onto the blog using a little Word icon they have and you paste it in there and there it is. You first write it up in Word on your computer where you can correct all your mistakes, etc. But that night, this icon and others that you can use was gone from my blog site. Grrr. The way Brian does it takes longer and then I had to re-edit afterwards. But, I got it up.

I have no idea what the techs are up to on the weekends. I figure they are doing all the upgrade and patches they need to apply to the software on the weekends, thus our blogs are unreachable at those times. Otherwise it's inexplicable. I just wish they would give some notification prior so we know we can't get anywhere.

xpressit

That's funny what you wrote about the new immigration bill.

Constitutional constipation! What a hoot. Yeah, and didn't they pass one of these so called immigration bills a couple of years ago where a fence was supposed to be built and still there is no fence.
Do they really think in DC that we believe them on this "new" bill? They must take us all for a bunch of dummies.

Yeah, and what is the rush all about? So, more jihadists can get in and blow up Ft. Dix for real the next time? I read that 3 of those illegals who were going to kill our soldiers at Ft.Dix came through the Mexican border. Now, how's that one grab ya? Nothing like a secure country with wide open borders for all and anyone to come marching in here to blow us all up.

Just what the heck is wrong with those dorks in DC? I think they plan to get out of this country real fast when they know for sure we are going to be attacked. They'll leave us by ourselves to defend ourselves if anyone is alive. It will make my diary series look like a walk with Winnie the Pooh.

Yeah, we might as well have the illegals write the bill. It seems they are far more important than we citizens are. Who are we? We're just the idiots who vote. I guess the next thing all the illegals will be given the right to vote too. So they can vote themselves in some more welfare programs that we can all pay for. I guess it's reparation for taking their 4 states away from them, CA, AZ, NM, and Texas according to some Mexican spokesman I saw last night. They think those states belong to them.

If that's the case, why don't they all just stay down there then? Why go to other states that they don't "own"?

A thousand pages for this bill! I could have written that bill on one piece of paper:

Item 1: All illegals will be deported starting tomorrow.

Item 2: All children born to illegals are not citizens and will be deported with you.

Item 3: Our military will be on the border armed and will shoot anyone trying to come back over.

Item 4: The border is mined. Cross at your own risk.

End of story. So it takes these morons in DC a thousand pages to do what?


Peppermint

RE: Weekend techs

You know, of course, that the weekend techs are illegals aliens doing "work that Americans won't do" . . .

What do you think Ted Kennedy does on weekends? He moonlights as a coyote on the southern border for beer money. . .


DavidMac

LOL! I can see ole Teddy rolling down the riverbanks trying to catch the illegals, but just to get some of their pot to smoke along with his beer. Then he claim authenticity for that "pot belly" of his.

Someone on that thread we were on said Oswald shot the wrong Kennedy. I have always thought that myself.

Yeah, and maybe that is the problemo. The techies are the illegals who don't want us blogging about them on weekends.

LMFAO

That's a riot. Well done!!!!

patriot11C

You'll have to come back when you have the time and read the whole 19 chapters. Glad you came by.

Hey Pep

Did you see Giuliani tonight on Hannity's America?

Everytime I see him I learn more things I like about his potential WH win...

Sheila

No, I was in bed, but I think he has potential.
I know he would fight the radical islamists. I like that about him.

Yo Pepp




HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Babs Streistan"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get
rid of "Babs Streistan"?

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do The Swimmer

Willi

You are brilliant man. Politics has taken a new turn.

BAHAHAHAHA

WilliBeax

Babs Streisand is gone. Good riddance and the way we were is no longer here.

J-Dawg

How's Hawaii? Let's see, you are 8 hrs. behind did you say? It's too early here for me to figure it out. 5am here, guess it's 9pm there?

J-Dawg

I hope to get my next chapter up by this weekend.
I've had too many things going on here to get much writing done.
But, I think I'll get the chapter together here soon. Torturing PuffBall will be fun.

Well...?

Your fans await, with baited breath...or is it "bated"?

No, I think it's "baited".

Hi Paulie

My fans are waiting, huh? Yeah, I've been so tied up with other things here. Hopefully I'll get some free time over the next couple of days. I'm off to work right now.

Mrs.Paulie needs to see you laughing again.

Peppermint

Tried to deal with your porn question may 20 7:47.

Hawaii is

a nice place to visit... D:< During Daylight time, we're 6 hrs behind ET & 3 behind PT. That would make it 5:20 pm ET right now & 11:20 am here.

Looks like Paulie is taking a liking to beating the stuffing outta moonbats. Careful, man. That stuff is like crack. Never enough of it. =)

Yes, the consumers have spoken. No more argument here, can we have more please? Poor Pep, yer groupies are so demanding! =D

Regards

Hey J-Dawg

Yeah, I better get my butt in gear and get that next chapter up. Oh, my week last week was so bad, I couldn't even write. I had no humor left in me, but things are better so I can write again.

Yeah, my groupies are demanding! LOL

Hawaii, I love to be by the beach right now and just sitting on the sand watching the waves, something real nice, watching a sunset, drinking some exotic drink. Oh, one can always fantasize.

gently99

OK. Where did you put it? My friend is about fed up with her husband now. She's about ready to kick him to the curb actually.

The other friend I talked about her husband had an affair on her, then the next thing she finds him on porn sites after he promised to get rid of the girlfriend. Now, I wouldn't have waited 2 seconds to kick his butt out the door when he had the girlfriend.

She kept calling me about his porn habit and after about the 3rd phone call I told her not to bother me again with her problem. I was so done hearing all the tales of his misdeeds and I figured if she is that dumb to put up with him, I don't need to hear it anymore.

Peppermint

Another fan waiting...Can you resurect Bradlikins and kill him off again? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase? I mean, it is almost like RL how he keeps popping back up.

PepperMint


Strange how I miss Y'All !!!

Pepper, did a great job on Moore, wish I could have seen his lardadz bouncing across the floor !

If you can, spin the Gathering Of Eagles into your story, they are Patriots, one and all. Yup, I am a member.

Tell your friend, her man can be forgiven, but should not be taken back into her life. Until he is willing to quit being selfish and self-centered; give up porn and a girlfriend, and he has to give it up for the long haul mind you, he has to prove himself for at least six months.

That is Pappy's advise, and Pappy would give it to any woman in that situation.

He is welcome to write to me for advice on how to do this, if he is serious about keeping her.

Lemme know Pepper. All Pappy's love !

Pappy

I've missed you!! It's so good to hear from you. I've been wondering where you been. I thought he must be out of the country where he can't use his computer or something like that!

I'm glad you liked the chapter.

That's good advice Pappy. But, I don't hear from her any more.

My other friend, her husband just does the porn, but she is really p*ssed at him. He spent several thousand dollars on it!! Can you believe that?
She about flipped out.

Raging Bunny

I saw your butt chewing of Bradturd over at Nee's. OMG, he is a vile creature. I thought killing him off in the story would keep him away. And, actually purplegimp and I have talked about me re-killing him in another chapter. But, it's just too sickening to even think about that despicable person, much less write more about him.

You did a magnificent job over at Nee's!!

Pepper


I have been way more busy since I got back ! And, another grandchild on the way ! What fun !

Porn is addictive. He needs to shut it down, now, no ifs, ands, or butts, it truly lead to perdition.

Perhaps Bradturd didn't die on the side of the road? You could kill him again !!!

Keep up the great story telling Pep !

Hey Peppermint

When you get time go and read my Blog entries on 9-11. Tell me what you think?

Pappy

Nothing like being back home and having to get all the stuff done that wasn't done while away, huh?

I'm glad you're back and it's really great to hear from you again.

That's so funny that you said "perhaps Brad didn't die on the side of the road" because purplegimp discussed that I could tell the story that he wasn't really dead when he fell off that horse. That she and teadrinker thought he was dead, but he was still alive and some socialist came along and helped him get back to health, then we could kill him over again.

He's like a Vampire. We need to drive a stake through his heart. And, Pappy, he lurks around reading on my blog. I see him on the site meter.
LOL! He thinks he's sneaky.

patriot

Well, I'm flattered you asked. Be over in a bit.

patriot

For some unknown TH reason I can't get to your blog.
Grrr!

Hi Peppermint

and thanks for the kind words. You know, I assume you regard me as despicable and vile simply because I disagree with you? If you met me in person, you might actually think I'm a decent chap.

Ain't free speech great!

"He's like a Vampire. We need to drive a stake through his heart. And, Pappy, he lurks around reading on my blog. I see him on the site meter.
LOL! He thinks he's sneaky."

OMG

Oh, so now you have a blog, Brad? I hate to think of the vile and despicable things you write there.

Oh, I'd think you were a decent chap? Really? Is that what bothers you that? You want me to be your buddy? LOL

Oh, suddenly

it changed to despicable brad. We're playing with our blog I see.

Brad

I may have to tell you this a hundred times. It is not that you disagree with my politics, it is because you accuse me of things I don't say, think, or believe. You say nasty things that I've never even said. That is what the big problem is, but I can't seem to get through to you on that. You don't have to be nasty to me because I don't find your naivety about Muslims dazzling.

Pepp

"You say nasty things that I've never even said."

Ok, let's clear this up, one and fer'all.

Give me an example.

Brad

Here's an example taken right from Nee's blog where you said the following to me:

"you're just echoing all the spew you hear on Savage's hatefest, the hatin' on Muslims, gays, the performing arts (hey, did you know all artists are pedophiles?), the encouraging listeners to burn Mexican flags, the calling Arabs "non humans," saying of the tsunami "I wouldn't call it a tragedy," of 9/11 that "That was God speaking."

Pepp

I was paraphrasing things that SAVAGE says.

Brad

You were accusing me of having the same beliefs as he.

Despicable Brad

"you're just echoing all the spew you hear..."

That sentence states that I speak the same as Savage. Does it not?

Despicable Brad

I'm waiting for your answer. Or can you not defend yourself? You've been caught and see no way out.

Yo Pepp

So the Bradford has a new moniker and his own blog. Ain't Freedom of Speech great? I think I'll mosey on over der sometime when I have nothing else to do and see what he is espousin'.
Lookin' forward to the next thrillin' chapter of Juliet's Diary.
BTW I think I can get my All Veterans Honor Guard to perform some firing squad duties for you with their M-1 Garands. Of course they will have to remove the blank firing adapters but that won't be a problem. Dem der M-1's is one fine weapon. They helped to win WWII. Brian and Guns, I'm sure, will attest to
their accuracy and deadly effectiveness.
Catcha' later. Got some honey dos to take care of if the rain holds off.
PS:Are dem der bad motor cycles behavin' demselves?

Pepp

Bradford here; for some reason this site wouldn't let me sign in under my old name.

Here's what you said on Nee's site on May 16 (4:07 PM if you want to be exact about it).

"Why didn't Ted (hiccup) Kennedy hold up the pictures of our burnt, bodies mutilated soldiers hanging from that bridge in Fallujah? Why? I ask again and again.Michael Savage was brave enough to show them on his website so that any American who wished to could see just whet the Islamic fascists do to our soldiers."

I assumed from this you like Michael Savage; you call him "brave" so I assume you consider him part of "your side" (I think this 'my team' 'your team' thinking is so childish, but it seems to be the way things are done around here).

OK, if Michael Savage's views on the non-human identity of Arabs and the pedophile character of performing artists isn't reflective of your views, then I unreservedly apologize.

But I'm sure if I called Michael Moore "brave" (I think he's a scheister actually), I'm sure you'd assume similar things about me.

Brad

Nowhere have I ever written anything or stated anything about all artists being pedophiles. Nowhere have I ever said Arabs are non human, although they behave in a barbaric manner. It is the lowest and most primal form of human behavior, torturing, raping, and killing people just because they feel like it.

Muslims still stone women. I don't see that as a particularly humane thing to do. But, you seem to disagree with me on this. You believe Muslims are compassionate, loving people. I don't see that in their behavior.

Also, nowhere have I written anything about homosexuals. You will find nothing in my writings on it. It is not a subject that even interests me. That's another one you implied I do.

As far as Savage is concerned I did think him showing the actual pictures was an act of courage as no other media was willing to show them, but the same media is more than willing and delighted to show pics of some soldiers (a minority) having put panties on some terrorists heads.

The media is perfectly willing and indeed is complicit in trying to make our military out as brutes but when it comes to the brutality of the Muslims they are silent.

Now in your last post

you insult me again by calling me "childish" assuming the "my team" argument, which doesn't even make sense.

See what I mean Brad? Every time you comment to me you insult me. I do think you hate my guts and for whatever reason that is I don't really care.

But, don't come here acting like a little innocent boy claiming you speak to me with any civility or respect because you never do. No matter what the argument, no matter what the subject, you come up with these crazy assumptions.

Peppermint

Peppermint, ah the ill manners of the left. Call it the two-step shuffle. They can come to your place and insult and it its to be expected. Or when they tell you what you should think. Then if you don’t like it they say you harbor hatred (ill feelings) of them. Yep, same as always, not much changes. They don’t realize they attribute motives to us, which is the main problem.

Its like illegal immigration, they come and then they tell us what are law/rules should be. You don’t agree? Well then "you[we] are bigots and racists". That’s besides attributing the other motives to all who disagree.

Sigh

Here's what I said: "This 'my team' 'your team' thinking is so childish, but it seems to be the way things are done around here." Sheesh. I said THAT THAT WAY OF THINKING is childish, not that YOU are.
Really Pepp, you see antagonism and personal attack where none exists. Can't we just talk about the issues?

Pepp

You write: "Nowhere have I ever written anything or stated anything about all artists being pedophiles. Nowhere have I ever said Arabs are non human."

I wrote: "if Michael Savage's views on the non-human identity of Arabs and the pedophile character of performing artists isn't reflective of your views, then I unreservedly apologize."

Did you even read my post?

and I assume

that your throwaway "willing and delighted to show pics of some soldiers (a minority) having put panties on some terrorists heads" is a reference to Abu Ghraib.

Do you know what happened at Abu Ghraib? I assure you it was a lot more than panties-on-heads.

Pepp

Is urinating on prisoners OK with you? Do you condone jumping on a prisoner's wounded leg and beating on it with a metal bat? Do you thinking pouring phosphoric acid on prisoners is the American way? Or maybe sodomizing prisoners with a bat? Maybe we'll win the war faster if we tying ropes to their privates and drag them across the floor?

As I said. A lot more than panties-on-heads. And before you howl about the atrocities the other side commits, the bombings of children and innocents, the beheadings, the ruthless slaughter of captured soldiers etc., etc., think about who are supposed to be the good guys here.

xpressit

As for ill manners, I'm the one regularly being called a turd simply for disagreeing.

Pepp

Nee thinks we should put Muslims in internment camps. What do you think?

Can I join in?


Bradford,

Ropes on privates is an interesting twist. Ouch. Where do you come up with this stuff?

Didn't Jon F'in Carrey have our boys using wires powered by crank generators for that trick?

And quit picking on Peppermint, huh?

Even though she handles herself admirably, you have become a distraction and the fans are waiting for the next chapter.

Otherwise we'll be offering suggestions as to your proper and believable resurrection so that you can be killed again.

Peppermint

Ya know...after a hard rain the mud can be kinda soft....Those loud plunks can be confused with a libs head cracking open...............Maybe Brad just hit the mud.....

xpressit

With liberals it's always a no win situation. You said it better than I.

Paulie

Yes, you are correct. I have too many distractions going on here lately I'm beginning to feel like I'll never get my chapter finished. Thanks for helping out here. Brad attacks me continually. I really don't know what the problem is. Yet, he doesn't see his attacks.

Raging Bunny

I'm so weary of certain things. I'm tired and I don't feel good. So, some things can just lie in the mud for now.

Brad one

Yo Brad, we are the good guys here. Ain't no doubt about it. The onus is on the other side. Do you see them following rules of engagement, at our own expense at times? How about respecting children, women, i.e. their places of worship -- not using them for fodder.

Or how about the ones actually building something or trying to get water and sewer and keep electric? Do you see these guys build anything, besides maybe a training camp for terrorists? Do you see that at all? Or how about reporters disappearing and like Daniel Pearle only doing an interview? You know one of Afghans leaders was assassinated by UBL associates using that means.

xpressit

You indeed are one of the good guys!

peppermint

I answered on the original thread, 20th May 7:45, can't remember AM or PM. I posted a version of this message a couple days ago. It apparently got scrubbed for use of a non-PC word, since i don't see it here. Sorry about that. I'm off for a Mem Day vacation with the grandchildren. Be back Tuesday. I hope your friend's situation works out ok.

gently99

Have a good holiday. And, thanks for your help.

Her situation will work out eventually. At least I hope it does.

Brad

In answer to your accusations, yes I do know about Abu Ghraib. The people responsible went to prison. We prosecute our criminals here. Unlike some countries who approve of torture and not only do they not prosecute, but applaud it.

I take exception to lumping all of the military into a group of torturers. It was a few rotten apples which can be found in any segment of society, including the military.

The vast number of men and women who serve are good people doing their duty in an honorable manner.

What bothers me is blowing the story all out of proportion like the MSM did as if the whole military is one big bag of rotten individuals. This is certainly a lie.

Gunny often runs stories of all the good things our soldiers do in Iraq, but you will never see them on the MSM.

That is my beef about that situation.

Brad

"And before you howl about the atrocities the other side commits, the bombings of children and innocents, the beheadings, the ruthless slaughter of captured soldiers etc., etc., think about who are supposed to be the good guys here."

I really am impressed with your conditions for what and how I can answer your questions. And, on top of it, this is my blog, my place. Yet you take it upon yourself to name the conditions under which I am allowed to answer your questions. Wow! That takes chutzpah!

Since this is my blog, I will determine how I answer a question. Also I will determine what is allowed on my own blog. So far I have never contacted TH to have anyone removed from my blog or any comments from posters for what they say because I do believe in free speech.

Brad

Authoress Irshad Manji, "The Trouble with Islam Today."

Here is one Muslim woman who has the courage to speak out about radical Islam. Take a look at her website. She receives death threats on a daily basis from her fellow "Muslims".

Here's her site:
http://www.muslim-refusenik.com/index.html

Another brave woman who speaks out is Ayaan Hirsi.
Here is her site:
http://ayaanhirsiali.web-log.nl/ayaanhirsiali/english/index.html

I strongly recommend you read some of their writings. They are fighting to change Islam. They speak out. They are few and far between unfortunately.

Choose the English version when going to Ayaan's site.
These women tell the truth about Islam and their fellow Muslims which you refuse to believe. Maybe with two women who actually are Muslims you would be more inclined to open your mind to the threats we face with Muslims.

Brad

Go to Ayaan's site for sure. You will see how she is not even safe living here in the US with other Muslims threatening her life. It is an unbelievable story of a most courageous woman who speaks out and her own Muslim imams call for her death.

Peppermint

Well, we already saw Muslim leaders targeted by radicals here, years ago. On top of that, this peaceful sect targeted Hindus and others in our own country. Just a little friendly disagreement of ideas, I guess. What's the future hold?

xpressit

The future holds more violence I'm afraid. Unless the Muslim community starts condemning their radical brothers practices, things will not get any better. But, I see no real movement towards that. I saw a Muslim on Glenn Beck the other night and he said the exact same thing. He said unfortunately they are not speaking out. It is a very pathetic thing.

Brad

You are welcome. Hope you read some of them. They are really very interesting.

To all Nee sent me this link:

It depicts AQ torture methods. Take a look. But, don't eat anything beforehand. Or bring your barf bag.
The docs were seized by the US military on a raid.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0524072torture1.html

Peppermint


I have been trying to keep up with Bradford's postings. He seems to be two different people, he is indeed civil in about 40% of his postings. And then, he goes off the deep end in about 50%, I am guessing he is off his meds on those days.

Not to be insulting Bradford, (because we really do enjoy killing you and other Lefties in the stories), but you are not consistently civil, or consistently vicious. Makes it hard to figure you out, paranoid behavior at it's finest, keep them guessing.

Peppermint, I am absolutely certain Bradford did not die on the side of the road. Understandable that the escort thought him dead, it was dark and rainy and muddy.

I am planning a BBQ on 18 August, my backyard, y'all invited, all y'all, Gunny, Teadrinker, Purplegimp, all Y'all. More info to follow.

Unashamed plug for the GOE, Patriots join the GOE. Go to http://www.gatheringofeagles.org and read up on how we are beating back the moonbats !

Pappy

Hi there!

Bradford seems to have a split personality. You don't know which one you're going to get, the evil one or the civil one. It is perplexing. Just when you think he has become ever so civil, boom! Suddenly he cuts loose.

Thanks for the invite Pappy to your BBQ. I'd love to come. Probably couldn't afford the gas to get there though.

You're an awful nice guy, Pappy.

From what I'm reading here it seems there is a consensus to kill Brad over again.

Abu Gharaib

Ah, yes, what abuses. Underwear on the head instead of the terr habit of simply detaching the head from the body.

Shocking! Outrageous! Must be stopped!

Forced to stand in their undies, as opposed to being forced into separate pieces like the terrs do.

Awful! Obscene! Heads must roll!

Oh, wait, can't do that! That's the terrorist way....

BrianR

Pretty funny!! Yes, the horrors of panties on one's head. At least like you said they still had their heads.

Pappy!

Thanks for the invite! I'd love nothing more than to come to your BBQ. The way things are these days with me, you never know. I am supposed to be on that side of the pond around then to greet a new grandkid, so anything is possible.
Sadly Teadrinker is too badly disabled to even go outside most days, so she won't make it except in spirit.
Are you inviting the Despicable1?That would a very good incentive to get me and my wheely on a plane. Maybe he and Peppermint could split the petrol?

Purplegimp

OMG. You are too funny. Me and Brad spitting the petrol! I can see it now, we'd be arguing the whole way down about torture and end up killing one another. Or you never know, I could find out what a really nice chap he is like he told me I'd find if I really knew him.
Being as we aren't that far from one another it would be convenient to share the gas though.

Pappy, can I bring my dog? He goes everywhere with me.
Who knows, maybe I can work something out to get there. I sure know the drive to get there as it was just several years ago a friend and I drove to N.Carolina to spend time on the outer banks.

Pepp, our Ohio Senators...

I just posted a piece on Norm Coleman's attempt to force sanctuary cities to share info on illegal aliens. Guess who one of the Rep. Senators blocking the bill was? And it failed by one vote.

Today I called Brown, Voinovich and Boehner, and let them know exactly what I thought. I think the capital switchboard is red hot. I'm not letting up.

Off Topic

You should have an email addy. But that's OK. I thought I'd turn you on to this little ditty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAD4Kp5J53A

and

http://www.prophetofdoom.net/

I got another good site...but I linked it at home.

Operating on liberal minds since 1954:
patriot11c

Pappy, Peppermint

North Carolina? I love North Carolina. I was there last summer to visit a friend in High Point. this BBQ is starting to sound more likely.
Pepper, if you and The Despicable 1 do decide to split the petrol, use your car. That way you can kick him out after his last fill up!

Pepp

Just thinking, if no one invited b-rad he'd probably holler about discrimination of bigots here for months. Come to think of it: I never heard of an affirmative action barbeque, but I could assume that its a little like crashing a party. (all in jest)

Purplegimp

ROTFLMAO!! I would definitely use my car.

xpressit

LOL! Yes a diversity BBQ. We do need to be PC now.

All

Let's see now, how many minorities can I represent?
Jewish, Indian, disabled, white female, ex pat,SUV owner(should get extra points for that being an endangered species and all)
Given enough time I'll think of even more.

I'm my own diversity party every time I have beer!

This thread..

..is pretty funny.

"I'm my own diversity party every time I have beer!"
That IS hilarious!

I want to be invited to the BBQ too, so long as Peppermint isn't the chef!

Purplegimp

Do you make sure the beer is diversified too? We wouldn't want to offend any brewery you know.

JimmyCarter

LOL! We would have to see if Pappy has any cats.

patriot11C

I haven't ignored you, just been jumping around with a lot of things. I just listened to the UTube thing.Pretty cool!
The Prophet I have read but it is good for anyone who hasn't like my resident lib, Brad.

To all who come here

I just posted Chapter XX tonight.