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Comment on: Cheeky Monkey

Cheeky Nomics

35 Comments
Friday, June, 12, 2009 12:18 AM Gar Swaffar writes:

And here I am

Having sent the [p]Res**ent(still no ID) a note suggesting I would take one of the Uighers here. I was asking a bit more than the Palau folks were, per Uigher, I wanted $35M per each, but I was willing to offer a complete package including fuenral services of their choice.
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 6:30 AM dawndawn writes:

Haha, Gar!

I bet you could come up with excellent funeral services for these tools! One small match lit by man, one giant explosion to protect mankind!

If nothing else, this proves how totally out of his depth and incompetent B Hussein is. He should be impeached or forced to resign. Just show us the birth certificate! Thanks for your visit, Gar!
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 1:21 PM The Crawfish writes:

My wife

was down in Palau a couple of weeks ago!

So...$200M for a few terrorists. Soon, quite a few nations will offer to take some of them, as long as we pay them $15M per terrorist.

Heck, I'll take 'em for $2M each. Let's see...bullets cost about 60 cents each...a gallon of gasoline for each body would run me about $35...a box of matches is cheap...biggest expense would be the manacles and shackles, but I could probably resell them to some S&M club...wouldn't have to worry about where to have the bonfire since I know some good ol' boys who are clearing some land right now and even have some nice piles of brush and small trees that need burning.
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 4:41 PM Bobbie writes:

All this money to place terrorist

in an island paradise when we have a state of the art prison that we paid to build not that long ago, especially for these very guys. My suggestion is that, since it will soon be empty, we gather up all the liberal nitwits, and their RINO sympathizers, and put THEM in gitmo. I further recommend that we keep them there for the rest of their natural born lives. OR cut their natural born lives short for their treasonous acts against OUR country. What a circus and what a clown running it. Problem is........it ain't funny.

Good work, Dawn.
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 4:51 PM dawndawn writes:

Haha, Craw!

What a fine mess prez has made of this! You and Gar are on the same page but your remarks are far more vivid! Manacles and shackles and reselling the Uighers to an S&M Club to make even more of a profit! Capitalist! ROFL!

Countries will start coming out of the woodwork to take them as long as they are well paid. Take the money and then let them loose. Disgusting!

Did Mrs. Craw get to do any diving while she was in Palau? I have read it is excellent for scuba diving. Wish her a safe journey home to you and the girls. Thanks for dropping by, Craw! You got me cracking up again!
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 5:00 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Bobbie!

Can you believe prez thinks he can get away with this? Bermuda? Who came up with that idea? Working families are struggling to provide the very basics and this incompetent, unqualified, full of himself tool, is offering $200M to make them go away to an island paradise. He`s just got to close Gitmo! Is this an impeachable offense? It should be.

Your idea to put all the libtards in Gitmo is an excellent one, Bobbie! Fidel`s boys can come by once a month to give them their bar of soap. B Hussein O is a clown, a dangerously stupid one. It isn`t funny at all, it is frightening for our nation. Thanks for your visit and your thoughtful comments.
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 7:15 PM Patrick Bohan writes:

More Wasted Money!

I doubt it would have cost us 13 million each to keep these 17 detainees in Gitmo for their life time. Obama will close Gitmo at any cost to the taxpayer to save the "black eye" he will get if he fails on his promise.
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Friday, June, 12, 2009 11:00 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Patrick!

Welcome to Cheeky Monkey! Thank goodness for the internet or we would never have known what has transpired re Palau and Bermuda. B Hussein O is behaving like a despot and not as the leader of the USA. I believe he has committed an impeachable offense and has struck a tremendous blow to our relationship with the UK. He should be forced to step down due to gross incompetence. Is anyone in his admin thinking? Pantsuit is definitely the next person under this bus .... A whole other blog!

What`s that thar over yonder? Plugs tanned, rested and ready to step in! Aggghhhhh! Thanks for your visit, Patrick! How could this have happened?
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 3:26 AM Sue writes:

Hi Dawn

So, is this part of the pay as you go program? Or is this another one of those items that is exempt and gets a waiver?

This is so ridiculous. I can't believe this is happening.

I would have taken one for $50 million, but never got an answer for my effort.
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 7:17 AM davecatbone writes:

one thing

at least the Chinese have a satisfactory method of dealing with people they consider terrorists. And I'm sure the Liberals won't bat an eye.... I agree with Craw.

This sad drama called the Obama term is getting downright depressing....
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 8:22 AM Gray Ghost writes:

China Beach???

"The Chinese government has demanded the return of all the Uighers to Chinas`s shores."

I had not read or heard that Dawndawn. This is sure getting interesting. O'Vomit will now have to do some explaining to his creditors.
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 12:23 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Sue!

I am with you, is this over yet? I think the prez well and truly stepped in some deeeeep monkey doodoo this time, Sue. And he can`t blame Bush! Peeeessed off our nation`s major credit card, China. Pantsuit is the next to go under the bus. This is beyond fiasco. What an arrogant, incompetent, unqualified jerk. Oh! And his wife is butt ugly, too!
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 12:28 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Davecat!

Well, prez has a brand new recruitment perk for terrorists! The jihadis may trade off the 72 virgins for an opportunity to live on the golden shores of a tropical paradise! Can you believe this happened? Is there no one with a working mind in the Admin? They are drugged up on that abamOaid they drink every day. This is too much, davecat!
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 12:35 PM dawndawn writes:

Ooops, Gray Ghost!

Apologies for not providing a link! Here is one from Right Wing News:

http://www.rightwingnews.com/#post15833

prez is so in over his head! Talk about a steam roller! Who will be the one to step up and slap him down? He needs a serious wake up call.

I loved that show, China Beach, and that nurse, Chloe! Thanks for buzzing by, GG!
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Saturday, June, 13, 2009 11:37 PM Buster writes:

Cheeky Nomics

Speaking of Bermuda, another high spot for the Obama team in advancing our sterling reputation with England.

We didn't even inform them we were dropping our problems on one of their own.

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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 2:23 AM INTHENOW writes:

Obama’s foreign policy decisions,

like his domestic actions are aimed at appeasing his leftwing base and have little to do with national security. His self-serving behavior has not changed since entering politics.
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 9:28 AM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Buster!

Welcome to Cheeky Monkey! prezboy is a despot/dictator wannabe. Terrorists to Bermuda! And WE are paying for their holiday! The results of this cannot be blamed on Bush! Thanks for your comments, Buster!
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 9:32 AM dawndawn writes:

Hey, InTheNow!

Well stated. prezboy is so full of himself. He is hellbent on destroying the country and must be stopped! Thanks for coming by, ITK!
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 9:34 AM Gray Ghost writes:

dawndawn

Thanks for stopping by my site!

I have some additional info to your comment at my article "The Ruins of Windsor" that you might enjoy.
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 11:46 AM The Crawfish writes:

Mrs Crawfish

didn't get to do any diving, but a dive shop operator did meet the group at a restaurant and gave them his card so that the next time her squadron has a bird going to Palau they should call him and he'll hook 'em up for some good diving/snorkling CHEAP! They really do like Americans there, especially the Navy/Marine Corpse team.
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 1:56 PM dawndawn writes:

Thanks, Gray Ghost!

Will be by to check it out!
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Sunday, June, 14, 2009 2:04 PM dawndawn writes:

Howdy, Craw!

What a great trip for Mrs. Crawfish and her mates! My father was a Navy diver in WWII with the heavy copper helmet. He went on to be an iron worker and would dive down to fit the pilings, etc. They called him, "Dingo". No explanation necessary.

Just saw this on American Thinker:

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/06/obama_bullies_p alau.html

Dare I say, I want prezboy to FAIL!!!!!
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Monday, June, 15, 2009 12:49 PM Eric writes:

dawn

More appeasement policies destined to fail.
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Monday, June, 15, 2009 8:43 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Eric!

Very perceptive comment! I often wish I could sum it up in just a few words like you men do so well! Thanks for your visit and remark!
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Tuesday, June, 16, 2009 2:31 PM Watch Dawg writes:

I wonder

If China would want all their Wal-Mart stuff back! I also noticed that many in WackoWashington are backing "O" on this but they are the FIRST to crow "Not In My Backyard"!!!keep up the good work Dawn--great post.
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Tuesday, June, 16, 2009 10:58 PM dawndawn writes:

Hey, Watch Dawg

Grrrrr, nice to have ya sniffing around here, Dawg! Wow! Forget Walmart, prezboy got an attitude that is worth watching. He may be about to lose it. The media is so in the tank, ABC and the NYT, and the huge noooooooooooze of the day is he flicked a fly away and killed it with his own bare hands! Where is PETA or is it FLYTA? Real leadership, hopenchangey!
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 12:55 AM Gar Swaffar writes:

Club Brushmo Craw?

That is an entrepenurial dream!
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 12:56 AM Gar Swaffar writes:

BTW

The smooth moves of the hopeychangey is provided by an enormous amount of flax intake by the Enemedia
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 4:42 PM Jim writes:

He had a plan

How can you say "without a plan" he had a plan. He was going to release them in the US. But because of a bunch of whiners saying "why would you release terrorist that want Americans dead on the streets of America". All you cold hearted people that won't give a killer a chance. Now we have to send these poor detainees to terrible places like 5 star resorts in Bermuda. If only Americans would have been more co-operative, it would be a lot cheaper to have them living in your neighborhood that at a 5 star resort.

Was that cheeky enough?
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 5:26 PM Mrs. AL (Always Learning) writes:

Dawn

Hey, given your great post and the creativity in this thread, why don't a bunch of us get together and form a corporation or such and take these enemy combos on ourselves?

I know, it would cut into Crawfish's profits. But let's face it, to take this on will require SOME overhead. No wait, the bad guys want to cut our heads off. Oh dear, I am wandering off into space again -- gee, I could be PRESIDENT!

My compliments on Cheeky Nomics, Dawn, and you sure know how to inspire an interesting thread discussion.
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 7:24 PM dawndawn writes:

Flax In, Flax Out, Gar!

Once again, you have encapsulated the drivel into a suppository deftly placed up into the hind end of rationality. Give me time, I can be even more obtuse!
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 8:05 PM dawndawn writes:

Hahaha, Jim!

No one, besides we at TH, could care less that the Uighurs are living la vida loca in Bermuda! Now, it is reported they will soon open a restaurant. Capitalistic! And who will be "investing" in their lucrative adventure? The United States Tax Payers! You`re purty durn cheeky, Jim! I like it!
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Wednesday, June, 17, 2009 8:28 PM dawndawn writes:

Hmmm, Mrs. AL!

You are on to something. Mrs. AL! A conservative/capitalist POTUS would never "close" Gitmo and send Al Qaeda trained terrorists to Bermuda. But since we are "farming" the terrorists out, true blue Americans should be given the opportunity to provide "safe haven". Provide incentives. They would be required to "work" to earn their bed and board. The dollar a day they were paid would be reinvested into a nojihadinoterrorism hedgefund. The profits invested in an institute of conservative studies such as the Heritage Foundation. And before you knew it, we would have a whole new Gitmo! Though I dare say, Mrs. AL, if they were doing yard work at your place, they may want to return to Guantanimo Bay! Especially if they had spent time in Craw`s Swamp! Thanks for your visit!
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Saturday, June, 20, 2009 4:04 AM Jesse "The Mind" Norman writes:

dawndawn

al Qaeda's new recruiting message revealed!

"Take up arms! Join us and fight our cause. Fight the great American Satan. If you die, you will get seventy-two virgins. If you get caught, you'll get a whole lot more from them than we would give you. First, are rights! We would give you no rights. They will! Second, food and shelter. Instead of eating dirt, you will eat lamb, vegetables and fruit. Third, if you are a Saudi, you will get a brand new car! Once you get returned to Saudi Arabia, they will get you a car and a job. Last, but not least for those that come from elsewhere, you get a free lifetime island vacation! Yes, you will go to Palau or Bermuda and live free as a bird. It's an all expenses paid trip. If you join us, you will get all these prizes. These things can be yours at the al Qaeda Price Is Right!"

I'm joining!
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Sunday, June, 21, 2009 2:32 PM dawndawn writes:

Hi, Mind!

Let`s both sign up for that free trip to Bermuda! I am floored that no one cares! Al Qaeda trained terrorists in pink bungalows in Bermuda! Hardly a blip or a blurb in the amabOmedia. Un-flipping-believable! Thanks for coming by and commenting, Jesse! Your little snaps and barbs have been missed!
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